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Post by 0 (Zero) on Jun 13, 2018 0:05:34 GMT
Mirror (not being updated)  You are the Kid,today you start your epic quest to defeat The Guy. To your quest you brought two items:The Very Small Gun and the Hero's Cape.Both of the items were given to you by your grandfather before he was defeated by The Guy. The Guy is located at the Dungeon of Doom and it seems like it will be a long quest until you get there. What will you do?
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Post by Mr.Green on Jun 13, 2018 0:38:27 GMT
Kid: Become 3D
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Post by 0 (Zero) on Jun 13, 2018 0:47:16 GMT
You use all of your determination and will to become 3D,unfortunately you can't. Now that you think about it,you don't even know what 3D is. |
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Post by ghostaeris on Jun 13, 2018 0:48:36 GMT
> Go right. Probably deadly, but start moving right anyway.
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Post by 0 (Zero) on Jun 13, 2018 0:58:35 GMT
> Go right. Probably deadly, but start moving right anyway.  You happily move right until you see an incredibly suspicious hole. You can't see what's down the hole and at the other side it doesn't look like there's anything. |
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Post by ghostaeris on Jun 13, 2018 1:41:18 GMT
> Nothing to lose, right? Jump in the hole.
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Post by Smuch on Jun 13, 2018 2:59:24 GMT
>On a perfectly unrelated matter, have you suscribed to a life insurance ? especialy on spikes, moon and cherries related death. If not it miht be a good investement, call it a sneaking suspicion.
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Post by 0 (Zero) on Jun 13, 2018 11:35:54 GMT
> Nothing to lose, right? Jump in the hole.  You carelessly jump in the hole and you land safely on the floor. Nothing is happening. What will you d-  ...  A wall of spikes comes flying to you at a speed so fast that your whole body explodes. Fortunately you have infinite lives and can respawn as many times as you want. |
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Post by 0 (Zero) on Jun 13, 2018 11:36:43 GMT
>On a perfectly unrelated matter, have you suscribed to a life insurance ? especialy on spikes, moon and cherries related death. If not it miht be a good investement, call it a sneaking suspicion. You aren't subscribed to a life insurance,but again,you have an infinite amount of lives so that wouldn't be useful to you. What will you do? |
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Post by Mr.Green on Jun 13, 2018 12:44:24 GMT
> Arm yourself
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Post by 0 (Zero) on Jun 13, 2018 14:49:35 GMT
You are already armed with The Very Small Gun,however you start to feel like this small gun won't be very powerful against the dangers you might have to face on your journey. |
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Post by Smuch on Jun 14, 2018 14:28:02 GMT
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Post by 0 (Zero) on Jun 14, 2018 17:45:55 GMT
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Post by Mr.Green on Jun 14, 2018 20:07:10 GMT
>Combine Very Small Gun and Hero's Cape
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Post by 0 (Zero) on Jun 14, 2018 21:14:26 GMT
>Combine Very Small Gun and Hero's Cape  You Become 3D! |
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Post by Curris on Jun 17, 2018 10:58:49 GMT
Return to the hole
Shoot the hole with the Very Small gun, until it dies.
Slain hole -> become merely a pit.
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Post by 0 (Zero) on Jun 18, 2018 10:23:38 GMT
Return to the hole Shoot the hole with the Very Small gun, until it dies. Slain hole -> become merely a pit.  You proceed to A hole. What will you do? Unfortunately, when you suddenly became 3D you lost your Very Small Gun and you Hero's Cape too It might have been a result of you trying to combine them, or not, you sincerely don't know. You really wanna turn back into 2D.  What a silly idea! You weren't even slain in the first place. |
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Post by pineapple on Jun 18, 2018 16:29:27 GMT
Un3Dify.
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Post by Smuch on Jun 18, 2018 17:12:47 GMT
>3D make you look kinda chubby doesn't it ?
> Oh well time to do what you do best. Jump around and explore, maybe di around a bit, a lot.
>Maybe you'll find a kind old man to give you a sword (but don't jump in the sword, you retard )
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Post by 0 (Zero) on Jun 19, 2018 23:49:16 GMT
You use all of your determination and will to Un3Dify,unfortunately you can't. |
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Post by 0 (Zero) on Jun 19, 2018 23:52:45 GMT
>3D make you look kinda chubby doesn't it ? You realise that the 3D realm makes you look kinda chubby,you get a little bit sad and then ignore it to focus on your epic serious adventure.  You jump into the hole you couldn't kill.  You walk a little bit more and you find 2 torches,1 sign and a couple of spikes. You did not find a old man to give you a sword,even you found a old man you would recuse the offer because guns are way cooler than swords. |
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Post by Curris on Jun 20, 2018 3:39:39 GMT
Attempt Diplomacy with the Spikes. Ask to speak to their leader.
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Post by 0 (Zero) on Jun 20, 2018 21:45:42 GMT
Attempt Diplomacy with the Spikes. Ask to speak to their leader.  You attempt to speak to the spikes and ask for their leader,the spikes are incredibly rude and completely ignore you. Diplomacy doesn't seem like a good way to deal with this world and it's evil dangers. |
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Post by Curris on Jun 22, 2018 2:03:58 GMT
Grab a torch. Set the spikes ablaze!
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Post by Smuch on Jun 23, 2018 7:23:41 GMT
... Or You could take advantage of the fact you are in glorious 3D right now and just walk between the spikes. Or around them.
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