venchi
Rungjumpin' Ragamuffin
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Post by venchi on Nov 28, 2018 6:54:06 GMT
Rose Blade && Claw of the beast
Rose Lalonde Essence && Set of dice
Rose Lalonde Essence && claw of the beast
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Post by Luigicat11 on Nov 28, 2018 7:11:29 GMT
Just to add on Mace of Molag Bal && Call of Cthulhu You make the Mace of Cthulhu. This ball of insanity on a stick is a Grimdark incident waiting to happen, but it looks cool, so that's a plus. |
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Post by Luigicat11 on Nov 28, 2018 7:29:30 GMT
Hey, you know what's fun? Typing a reply and having the website do that loading thing and making all your hard work dissa-fucking-pear. That's the funnest thing ever. It just makes me wanna blow up the goddamn moon.
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Post by goldenboyo56 on Nov 29, 2018 1:35:41 GMT
Ouch
Well now you know how i feel
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Post by goldenboyo56 on Nov 29, 2018 1:53:54 GMT
Blank Essence && Item of Dirk's && Item of Dave's
Then
Caldfwtch && Result of the stuff above
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Post by Luigicat11 on Dec 2, 2018 3:25:33 GMT
Rose Blade && Claw of the beast Rose Lalonde Essence && Set of dice Rose Lalonde Essence && claw of the beast Rose Blade && Claw of the Beast You make the Sllp'vw Yoz'wv lu Ortsg'h Yz'mv. This scythe-blade-on-the-end-of-a-sword bears many cracks through which purple and black flames show. Rose's Broodfester Tongues lick at your mind when you're touching this thing. If you don't wanna go Grimdark, you should probably incinerate the card you put this in. Rose Lalonde Essence && Set of Dice You make the Tentacles & Therapists Dice Set. It's basically just a Rose-themed set of dice with Octet-like magical properties. Rose Lalonde Essence && Claw of the Beast You make the Beak of Cthulhu. This betentacled scythe will take ahold of you and won't let go, in more ways than just physically. And the spirit of a poor Rose is along for the ride. Have fun you two. Be back before the destruction of Skaia. |
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Post by Luigicat11 on Dec 2, 2018 3:34:19 GMT
Blank Essence && Item of Dirk's && Item of Dave's Then Caldfwtch && Result of the stuff above Blank Essence && Item of Dirk's && Item of Dave's You make the Essence of Irony. This artifact-filled brew is sure to make you understand the vast whatthefuckeries of irony, albeit with a few side effects like an affinity for puppet ass. Caledfwlch && Essence of Irony You make the Legendary Peice of Shit,, This JPG'd-out blade is somehow less shitty than the sord....., but that isn't saying much. The only thing it's good for is the fact that it always comes out intact no matter how many times you break it, so you can enjoy the irony of breaking a legendary piece of shit over and over, which cheapens the feeling a bit, but in so doing, adds a new layer of a different kind of irony. |
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Post by goldenboyo56 on Dec 2, 2018 3:40:35 GMT
Fuck
welp
PLAN B
Blank Essence && Item of Dirk's
Blank Essence && Item of Dave's
Rose Essence && Dave Essence
Caledfwlch && Story of Job (Bible)
Blank Essence && Dress of Kanaya
Rose Essence && Kanaya Essence
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venchi
Rungjumpin' Ragamuffin
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Post by venchi on Dec 2, 2018 6:31:26 GMT
Unbreakable Warsword && Sllp'vw Yoz'wv lu Ortsg'h Yz'mv
Modified Volcano Cannon && Electric Power Klaw
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Post by Luigicat11 on Dec 3, 2018 0:30:19 GMT
Fuck welp PLAN B Blank Essence && Item of Dirk's Blank Essence && Item of Dave's Rose Essence && Dave Essence Caledfwlch && Story of Job (Bible) Blank Essence && Dress of Kanaya Rose Essence && Kanaya Essence Blank Essence && Item of Dirk's Blank Essence && Item of Dave's Blank Essence && Kanaya's Dress You already know what you make with these two combinations. Honestly, we should probably skip making the single-character essences... Rose Lalonde Essence && Dave Strider Essence You make the Rose Strider Essence. Kidswaps, huh? Well, I guess that's a thing now. Caledfwlch && Story of Job You make the Cross to Bear. This cross-shaped sword bestows the holder with extreme bad luck and misfortune. Presumably to test your faith in its power, which should be at least similar to that of the sword you used to make this thing. Still not sure why you'd want this. Rose Essence && Kanaya Essence You make the Rosemary Essence. Enjoy your lesbianism in a bottle. Or, whatever this is supposed to be... |
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Post by goldenboyo56 on Dec 3, 2018 0:40:21 GMT
Cross to Bear && David essence && Zeus essence || Royal Deringer
Red Hoodie, Grey Pants, Sneakers && Rosemary Essence
Cross to Bear && Dirk Essence
Unbreakable Katana && Rose Strider Essence
Undertale && Homestuck && DnD
Ace of Spades && Ace of Diamonds
Problem Sleuth && Dirk Essence
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Post by Luigicat11 on Dec 4, 2018 5:36:11 GMT
Unbreakable Warsword && Sllp'vw Yoz'wv lu Ortsg'h Yz'mv Modified Volcano Cannon && Electric Power Klaw Unbreakable Warsword && Sllp'vw Yoz'wv lu Ortsg'h Yz'mv You make a Perfectly Generic Object. Looks like that's too many &&s. Modified Volcano Cannon && Electric Power Klaw You make the Extendable Electromatic Lavalauncher, or E.E.L. This thing fires that electric goop that the annoying-ass flat rays from Super Mario Sunshine produced at your foes. Good for agonizing projectiles or formation of hazards. |
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venchi
Rungjumpin' Ragamuffin
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Post by venchi on Dec 4, 2018 6:47:33 GMT
Satellite || Extendable Electromatic Lavalauncher
Christmas tree || ballistic missile
Avenger Shuriken Catapult && Medusa siege gun
Unbreakable Warsword || Sllp'vw Yoz'wv lu Ortsg'h Yz'mv
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telaxius
corpse party
I don't want to go onto the cart!
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Post by telaxius on Dec 4, 2018 7:37:39 GMT
A book about the events so far && A single notecard.
Because I'm a little lost.
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Post by Luigicat11 on Dec 5, 2018 6:16:52 GMT
Cross to Bear && David essence && Zeus essence || Royal Deringer Red Hoodie, Grey Pants, Sneakers && Rosemary Essence Cross to Bear && Dirk Essence Unbreakable Katana && Rose Strider Essence Undertale && Homestuck && DnD Ace of Spades && Ace of Diamonds Problem Sleuth && Dirk Essence Cross to Bear && David Essence && Zeus Essence || Royal Deringer You make the Blade of Titans' Bane. If it's giant, you can probably slay it with this thing. It still resonates with misfortune, though. If only there were some way to get back all the luck you lose from holding one of these... That Outfit && Rosemary Essence You make the Shipping Merch. It's pretty much just the same outfit with some cute Rose x Kanaya pic on the front. If you wanted something else, I'm afraid any reference there may have been will need to be made more clear. Cross to Bear && Dirk Essence You make the Sabre of Splinters. It holds one of many shards of Dirk's soul, as well as a curse that brings about a similar condition to his. Unbreakable Katana && Rose Strider Essence You make the Elder Blade. It's sharp and it's blackened by the Ink of Squid Pro Quo and it's a sword. Undertale && Homestuck && DnD You make A Decree Honks Tumult, a video game with Homestuck-style story progression, DnD-style dice mechanics, and Undertale-style battles, as well as plot, setting, and character elements from all three. All you have to do is customize a campaign or go for a randomly-seeded one. No two runs are alike. Ace of Spades && Ace of Diamonds You make the Ace of Crowns, a blue suit. Blue suits have rounded bottoms as opposed to the flat bottoms of Black suits or the single-pointed bottoms of Red suits. Problem Sleuth && Dirk Essence Could you clarify whether you mean Problem Sleuth as in the character or as in the webcomic? |
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Post by goldenboyo56 on Dec 5, 2018 6:27:45 GMT
Problem sleuth as in the Character
Blade of Titan's Bane && Vriska Essence
Spade Slick's Weapons && Ace of Crowns
AK-47 && Essence of Axton (Borderlands 2)
A bunch of fancy Dresses && Kanaya Essence
Knight Armor && Dave Essence
Knight Armor && Pokemon Platinum
Sword && Loz Ocarina of Time && Skyward Sword
Lil Cal && Essence of Lalondes
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Final Cat
Stoutrunt
Live translating kitty pidgin
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Post by Final Cat on Dec 5, 2018 15:37:53 GMT
Catbus Poster && Ceiling Cat Poster
Unreal Air && Minecart
Fruit Gushers || Ghost image of a Creeper from Minecraft
Wwhite WWand of Science || Action figure of the Ghost of Starman enemy from Earthbound
Dead Shuffle Dress && Three in the Morning Dress
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mt47
Greentike
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Post by mt47 on Aug 7, 2019 23:43:57 GMT
I LIVE! Also with another alchemiter combo that I came up with.
Mughal sabre && A flash drive containing Local58's Real Sleep
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Post by Luigicat11 on May 8, 2020 8:07:53 GMT
Problem sleuth as in the Character Blade of Titan's Bane && Vriska Essence Spade Slick's Weapons && Ace of Crowns AK-47 && Essence of Axton (Borderlands 2) A bunch of fancy Dresses && Kanaya Essence Knight Armor && Dave Essence Knight Armor && Pokemon Platinum Sword && Loz Ocarina of Time && Skyward Sword Lil Cal && Essence of Lalondes IT LIVES!
Problem Sleuth && Dirk Essence
You make Radical Dude. Well, sort of. There seems to be something slightly different about him, but it's probably nothing so don't worry about it.
BoTB && Vriska Essence You make the Blade of the Guillotine de la Marquise. As the name would tip you off to, this sword's blade is the very same one that put Vriska's lusus out of her misery. It does bonus damage to beings at least twice your size and a crit boost to decapitation. Perfect for when shit goes pear-shaped and you need some good old-fashioned Dirkapitation to get out of it. As a bonus, it leeches fortune from the target.
Spades Slick's Weapons && Ace of Crowns You make... My god, you make... The Ace of Crowns. Seriously? That's it? If only you knew how to set off the Object Duality of these things...
AK-47 && Essence of Axton You make the Sabre Turret. This gun fires on enemies automatically, with any upgrades being purely based on your skill with using sentries. No wrench required.
A bunch of Fancy Dresses && Kanaya Essence You make Kanaya's Wardrobifier. You can now automatically swap between any of Kanaya's outfits.
Knight Armor && Dave Essence
Knight Armor && Pokémon Platinum You make the Giratinarmor. This armor resonates with the chaotic power of the Renegade Pokémon to an extent. You can't warp reality or anything, but you get a boost to your Aspect powers so that's pretty cool.
Sword && The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time && The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword You make The Legend of Zelda: Bladed Fates. The plot details a cataclysmic event that causes Hyrule and Termina to merge, with the only way to stop the being causing it being to find the legendary Dimension Cleaver. Seems like the two games overwrote the sword for the most part.
Lil Cal && Essence of Lalondes You make Lil Rolal. This puppet is slightly less off-putting than Lil Cal, but is still a Juju of sorts. Who knows what souls it will house or what effect on Paradox Space at large the resulting being will have.
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mt47
Greentike
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Post by mt47 on May 13, 2020 1:18:04 GMT
Mughal sabre && A flash drive containing Local58's Real Sleep
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Post by Luigicat11 on May 17, 2020 12:51:55 GMT
Catbus Poster && Ceiling Cat Poster Unreal Air && Minecart Fruit Gushers || Ghost image of a Creeper from Minecraft Wwhite WWand of Science || Action figure of the Ghost of Starman enemy from Earthbound Dead Shuffle Dress && Three in the Morning Dress Catbus Poster && Ceiling Cat Poster You make the Heavenly Catbus Poster. This feline is said to ferry you to your afterlife, should you earn Ceiling Cat's favor.
Unreal Air && Minecart You make the rollingcoaster. Three seats for the price of one, although it's prone to crashing but that is how come it is fun.
Fruit Gushers: Massive Tropical Brain Hemorrhage Flavor || Creeper (Ghost Image) You make Creeper AwMan: Gunpowder Banana Pepper Flavor. These sweet-and-spicy little goo-filled cubes have an explosive flavor, as well as explosive results when thrown. Careful not to drop them, as each of these things is basically a small firecracker when they're not disarmed with a bite, and like some pretty hardcore pop rocks even after disarming. Not fit for consumption by children, the elderly, or those with heart conditions.
Wwhite Science Wwand || Ghost of Starman Action Figure You make the Ghost of Wwhite Science Action Figure. It glows with white light, and its symbol is violet with the lower rectangles replaced by an Aquarius symbol. You could probably cast some powerful science with this thing if you had a Toykind Strife Specibus.
Dead Shuffle Dress && Three in the Morning Dress You make the Negastrife Dress. This sleek black number shines with little twinkles that remind you of the Dream Bubbles, with a faint polychromatic glow shimmering on the periphery. If the Dead Shuffle Dress wasn't anime enough for you, the Negastrife Dress is a good call.
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mt47
Greentike
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Post by mt47 on Jul 2, 2020 13:53:55 GMT
Erm... What about mine?
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Post by Luigicat11 on Jul 5, 2020 17:29:44 GMT
Not gonna lie, I have no idea what to do for that one. |
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mt47
Greentike
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Post by mt47 on Jul 7, 2020 22:11:44 GMT
Not gonna lie, I have no idea what to do for that one. Oh. Well, here's a new one. Scythe && Cards Against Humanity |
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Post by Luigicat11 on Jul 8, 2020 16:03:37 GMT
Not gonna lie, I have no idea what to do for that one. Oh. Well, here's a new one. Scythe && Cards Against Humanity You make the Scythe Against Humanity. This black-and-white blade has a plethora of effects when swung, and whichever effect is funniest for the scenario out of a few randomly-selected ones wins out. |
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