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Post by kineticgus on Oct 26, 2018 14:46:10 GMT
You are GOD. Currently you exist in a CEASELESS EXPANSE OF NOTHING, which is pretty boring. Luckily, you have a seemingly limitless source of power and the ability to create or do anything you want.
What will you do?
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Post by mittygreen on Oct 26, 2018 15:35:29 GMT
Corgis. Lots of them. So many of them that they from an atom like structure, and act as the fundamental base for the structure of matter in your expanse.
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Post by telaxius on Oct 26, 2018 16:05:49 GMT
> Arms
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Post by kineticgus on Oct 26, 2018 18:48:44 GMT
Corgis. Lots of them. So many of them that they from an atom like structure, and act as the fundamental base for the structure of matter in your expanse. You create a CORGI.
>Next.
And then you make a few more. They consolidate into millions upon millions of tiny corgi atoms.
>Next.
The universe takes on a pleasant beige color as a result of the corgis. A CORGIVERSE, if you will. Give it a few billion years and some cosmic gas might appear!
You do a twiddly thing with your fingers like you're a magician or something and make one PAIR OF ARMS.
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Post by NothingIsOkay75 on Oct 26, 2018 22:05:26 GMT
>Fast forward a few billion years
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Post by thebeesknees on Oct 27, 2018 5:43:07 GMT
>Create a planet of gnomes, then wait for Gnome Shakespeare to write Gnomeo and Juliet.
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Post by telaxius on Oct 27, 2018 9:48:42 GMT
> Make Garfield a universal constant within all civilizations in this universe.
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Post by venchi on Oct 27, 2018 13:18:15 GMT
Make a green colored sun with Telaxuis' face
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Post by kineticgus on Oct 27, 2018 20:31:32 GMT
>Fast forward a few billion years You use your HIGH-TECH STATE OF THE ART METAPHYSICAL UNIVERSAL REMOTE.
It only has one button. >Next. Quite a few billion years has passed, and numerous galaxies, stars, and planets litter your Corgiverse now.
>Create a planet of gnomes, then wait for Gnome Shakespeare to write Gnomeo and Juliet. You find a suitable planet, descend to its surface, and begin your very first sentient species, the GNOMES.
>Next. You make a few more to give them a head start.
> Make Garfield a universal constant within all civilizations in this universe. You create SHRINE TO GARFIELD for the gnomes to worship.
The included plaque features detailed instructions on how to start a fire, just so they know of its divine properties.
Make a green colored sun with Telaxuis' face You're not entirely sure what that means, but you do it anyway.
>Next. Let's speed things up a bit and see how this civilization goes.
>Be Gnome Shakespeare in the distant future. You are now GNOME SHAKESPEARE.
Your magnum opus, GNOMEO AND JULIET, is about to be performed for the first time in a few hours in the nearby theater. To be honest, you're a little bit nervous at how it will be received, but you have confidence.
You have some time to kill. What will you do?
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Post by NothingIsOkay75 on Oct 27, 2018 20:46:27 GMT
>Gnome Shakespeare: Pray to Garfield for good luck
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Post by telaxius on Oct 27, 2018 20:59:31 GMT
> Start work on your next play. Make sure to put in several innuendos.
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Post by thebeesknees on Oct 28, 2018 2:18:26 GMT
>Gnome Shakespeare: Diss your contemporaries in a rap-sonnet hybrid for the ages
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Post by goldenboyo56 on Oct 28, 2018 3:30:18 GMT
>Gnome Shakespeare: Hope to find a wife
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Post by venchi on Oct 28, 2018 5:50:27 GMT
Gnome Shakespeare: Accidentally start the YOLO trend
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Post by goldenboyo56 on Oct 28, 2018 17:16:16 GMT
also
God: Put some cloths on, some robes or a suit or something
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Post by kineticgus on May 5, 2019 14:36:06 GMT
(just took a super brief 6 month break) >Gnome Shakespeare: Pray to Garfield for good luck
You examine the painting of Garfield on the wall. This one is a timeless piece, surely to be replicated and revered the world over for centuries to come. It depicts Garfield in his simple robes and eternal staff as he leads valiantly leads the gnomes to their destiny, thousands of years ago.
You silently ask him for a blessing of good luck. You're gonna need it.
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Post by venchi on Jun 7, 2019 10:01:12 GMT
Gnome Shakespeare: Accidentally start the YOLO trend
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Post by NothingIsOkay75 on Jun 7, 2019 22:18:46 GMT
>Gnome Shakespeare: Put on a show no one will forget
Okay maybe like 2 people.
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