Public Alchemiter: Maybe Not Dead Edition (With Final Cat!)

I'm gonna put the SBAHJifier into the jumper block.

Then to test something normal like say a Sledgehammer && Green Slime Ghost Pogo and see how the new addition affects it.

Katana && Saints Row the 3rd
(Also i have a alchetmizer forum too!)

Let's see what happens when I combine the alchemiter with my laptop

Nintendo switch && Playstation 4 && Xbox 1

Nice
But lets try some more things

Sword && Mario Pipe
Mcdonalds Meal && A Buffet
Dog && Zeus
Shotgun && Bandit from Borderlands 2

Garfield Comic Book || Wizard Statue

An Encyclopedia of Claims, Frauds, and Hoaxes of the Occult and Supernatural by James Randi && Wizard Statue

Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band && Gun

Sledge's Shotgun && Buzzsaw
Sword && Torch (not a Flashlight) && A book of Mormons
Sword && Katana && Claymore
Sword && Jakobs
Suit && Rose's God tier outfit

Sledge's Shotgun && Buzzsaw:
You make Sawdge's Buzzgun.
Ok, so now it has a chainsaw blade around the sides of the barrel, and fires sawblades in addition to bullets. This is probably a bit overkill.

Sword && Torch && Book of Mormons:
You make the Sword of Grilled Mormons.
You didn't know it was OK to eat those guys... better check the Broble.

Sword && Katana && Claymore:
You get the 3-in-1 Sword.
It has properties of all three. This would make any swordsman cry tears of joy.

Sword && Jakobs:
You make Whitting's Elephant Gunblade.
For the real gentleman hunter. Shoot your quarry and duel your rivals with the same weapon.

Suit && Seer of Light Outfit:
You make the Seer of Light's Formal Attire.
Fancy AND comfy. Who knew?

Sledge Pepper's Lonely Hearts Revolving Shotgun && Cannon:
You make Sledge Pepper's Lonely Hearts Revolving Cannon.
This was the most obvious result. If only it was more portable.

Car && Yellow Submarine Record:
You make the Beatles Yellow Hydrocar.
Hooray! A Beatles-themed car that can go underwater! You'd make a fortune selling these if everyone wasn't dead.

Tank && Sledge Pepper's Lonely Hearts Revolving Cannon:
You make Sledge Pepper's Lonely Hearts Megatank w/ Revolving Cannon.
Jesus Christ almighty. This thing is really, really, really overkill. You take it for a spin lasting about a couple hours, and by the time you're done, you've killed an uncountable number of underlings and gathered more grist than you can think of.

Donut && Tesseract Model:
You make a 4D Donut.
Against common sense, you take a bite...
Oh god dammit. Now you can only see in 4D. Hopefully it'll wear off.

Some ideas:
Sledge Pepper's Lonely Hearts Megatank w/ Revolving Cannon || Beatles Yellow Hydrocar:
You make Sledge Pepper's Yellow Hearts Hydro-Gigatank w/ Revolving Torpedo Launcher.
Forget what I said about the last one being overkill, this is a worse offender.

Fruit Gushers: Massive Tropical Brain Hemorrhage Flavor && OFF by Mortis Ghost:
You make some Fruit Gushers: Enormous Pastry Burned Corpses Flavor.
These taste really good, but considering the name and alchemy components, you're a little worried about the origins of the sweetener.

Sword && BANDIT:
You make the BANDIT-Manufactured Tactical Broadsword.
Pretty sweet, but you already have better things available.

Sword && Book of Mormons:
You make the Mormon Sword.
It's just a sword that quotes Bible verses. You toss it in the "waste of grist" pile.

Sword && Zer0's Katana from Borderlands 2:
You make the Hired Assassin's Neon Ninjato.
This. THIS is a kickass sword.

Sword && Dahl
:
You make the Wildcat Submachine Gunblade.
YEAH BOIIIIIII

Sword && Torch
:
You make a Flamberge.
Nothing more needs to be said.

Sword && Jontron's Entire Youtube life in a Flashdrive
:
You make Jacques' Blade of Cybirds.
A winged sword patterned with parrot colors that shoots lasers out of the blade. Hell yes.

Sword && Hyperion
:
You make the Claptrap Sword.
Oh great. Fucker thinks he's witty. You throw it in the "waste of grist" pile too.
(please stop sending me borderlands related stuff i literally have to check the wiki for every combo because i haven't played it.)

3-in-1 Sword && Grim Reaper (DR3)
:
You make the Gun-Shearthckle.
A scythe, a sickle, and shears all in one cutting tool, with a snub pistol attached to the handle. You guess the rifle/shotgun part got altered.
(above note applies here too)

Mario's Normal Outfit && Knight of Time Outfit:
You make the Plumber of Time Outfit.
Red shirt and cap-like hood, with dark red overalls and cape. The cap-hood has a time symbol instead of an M. When you put it on, you get the powers of the Time aspect, as well as the abilities granted by the Cape powerup from Super Mario World. You can throw time-balls too; they reverse or forward whatever enemies they hit on their own timelines.

I don't really want to participate in your thread because honestly I don't feel like it. Sorry!

Excalibur && Pile of Holy Relics:
You make a Smitesaber.
You don't know how the Star Wars part got in, but you now have a lightsaber with a broad, yellow, cross-shaped blade that crackles with divine power. You should donate this to a church if Christianity starts up in the new universe.

Ruby Contraband && Big Diamond:
You make a Huge Ruby.
I'm not sure you were expecting anything else, but knowing the stories of most famously huge gems, this one's probably as cursed as the others.

Excalibur && Morrowind Disc:
You make the Bethesda Blade.
A sword that once belonged to the mighty Todd Howard. Sometimes it tells you to buy Skyrim.

Pickaxe && Minecraft:
You make a Real Diamond Pickaxe.
The blade is entirely pure diamond. This pick's sturdy as shit and can dig like there's no tomorrow. Hell, you could probably dig straight to your denizen before you break it.

Excalibur && Gold Dragon Scale:
You make Drako-tooth, Golden Wyrm's Might.
It burns with crimson flame. When you kill things with it, their bodies turn into solid gold. Guess it's time to start a statue collection.

Wendy's Baconator && KFC Chicken Sandwich:
You make the Pollo's Double-or-Nothing.
Straight from a restaurant that doesn't exist, here's a sandwich with: Toasted kaiser roll for a bun; Two (2) breaded and fried beef patties; thick cut bacon; and sliced artisanal cheddar. Your mouth is watering already. It's way better quality, too!

Bowl of Apples && Bowl of Tomatos:
You make a Bowl of Tomapples.
These unusual... fruits(?) have a similar shape to a tomato, only with crispier consistency and a flavor like the two fruits mixed. You plant one of the seeds and grow it with the time powers you got from the Plumber of Time Outfit. Looks like the plant they grow on is some sort of (relatively) short tree with vine-like branches. If only Gregor Mendel could see you now...

Milkshake && Pineapple && Birthday Cake:
You make a Pineapple Upside-down Shake.
Despite the awful pun, this pineapple upside-down cake-flavored milkshake is probably the best milkshake you've ever had. You immediately send all your co-players the code for this and the Double-or-Nothing. They deserve to be shared.

Bible && Infinity Symbol:
You make the Infinite Bible.
It seems to keep going infinitely beyond the last part of the regular Bible. Some of the stuff much farther in starts weirding you out, so you slam it shut and lock it up. It seemed like it was talking about your SBURB session, only...
...
...it didn't end well.

Excalibur && Chillrend:
You make Frostmourne.
Different franchise, but HOLY SHIT. Every neckbeard gazes on in awe as you swing it.

Excalibur && Drako-tooth:
you cant alckemise things width there compononents, yuo hideous cock!

M16 && US History Textbook:
You make Uncle Sam's Freedom Assault Rifle.
It fires bullets of pure democracy into those filthy communist hippie imps and ogres. AMERICA, FUCK YEAH!

Chicken Nuggets && Bison Burger:
You make Bison Nuggets.
whawt were you expecting, eintein, the THOOTH FAIRY? nuff said.

Green Slime Ghost Pogo && Blue Beast Shirt:
You make the Blue Beast Pogo.
At least it (hopefully) won't eat you.

Pike && Skaia War Fork:
You make the Skaia War Pike.
This powerful weapon is good for those who want to wield an instrument of Skaia itself, but dislike the Batterwitch.