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Post by becomeweaker on Apr 12, 2019 19:56:24 GMT
EYE-DVENTURE
You are an eye. You have no memories of your former body, but you assume that you were probably removed from it, since eyes don't tend to just appear out of nowhere. You are currently in a very uncomfortable position, because you are underwater, in a small wooden box. It has a key inside it, but there is no way you could get the key to the keyhole, which is behind you. Even if you could get it to the keyhole, it probably wouldn't be the right key, why would someone lock the key inside the box?
What will you do to get out of this cramped wooden prison you are currently in?
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Post by connorkelly on Apr 23, 2019 1:41:34 GMT
Try just sort of getting up and leaving.
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Post by becomeweaker on May 13, 2019 17:06:48 GMT
Try just sort of getting up and leaving. After waiting around for literally no reason, you just float upwards, pushing the box open. This plan somehow works, and you are now out of the box. The room you are in seems to be some sort of... Prison? It couldn't be a bathroom, because there isn't a shower or a toilet. The only things in this room are: You, a sink, the box you just came out of, a small couch, and a door that is blocked by the couch and four planks. What will you do? |
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Post by aldente on May 13, 2019 21:45:35 GMT
> Roll under the couch.
> Build fort out of cushions.
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Post by connorkelly on May 14, 2019 12:49:48 GMT
>Go back for the key
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Post by becomeweaker on May 14, 2019 18:49:03 GMT
After some struggle, you manage to get the key out of the box and onto the ground. You start pushing it towards the couch. > Roll under the couch. > Build fort out of cushions. After some more effort, you push the key under the couch, then in an unexplained way, pull the cushions down, forming a fort. Only after doing that, you realize that not only is there a hole in your fort, there also is a smaller hole in that hole! This is surely the worst timeline. What will you do now? |
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NothingIsOkay75
Planet Healer
Homestuck 2? More like Homestuck POO amirite? Please bring back this forum
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Post by NothingIsOkay75 on May 14, 2019 22:03:56 GMT
>Try to fit through the hole yourself, obviously.
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Post by connorkelly on May 14, 2019 23:05:02 GMT
>Use the key on yourself to unlock your full potential.
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Post by becomeweaker on May 14, 2019 23:56:22 GMT
>Use the key on yourself to unlock your full potential. You use the key on yourself, trying to unlock your full potential. Unfortunately for you, that would eliminate the entire adventure, and then this would be called just Eye. That would be very strange, so the laws of the universe prevent you from unlocking your full potential just yet. Even though it may be quite disappointing, you did unlock an inventory system of sorts, and you have five inventory slots. Four of them are just storage, and one of them functions as your 'equipped' item slot, even though that may not make sense because you are just an eye. >Try to fit through the hole yourself, obviously. Why, of course! You're an eye! You don't need to worry about bones or anything like that. Knowing that, you squeeze yourself through the keyhole. You come out on the other side, which seems to be a very weirdly constructed hallway. Truly a monument to modern architecture, and not knowing how perspective works. There are four doors in this hallway. One is the wooden door behind you (and the smaller door you came out of), two futuristic looking doors, each having what seems a fingerprint scanner on their side (though you are not exactly certain), and a door in front of you, which either is meant to be kept open, or someone forgot to close. What will you do now? |
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Post by connorkelly on May 16, 2019 0:52:13 GMT
>Roll yourself 90 degrees clockwise, and use the new perspective to convince gravity to let you fall onto the fingerprint scanner.
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Post by aldente on May 16, 2019 5:08:12 GMT
> Go through the open door. You don't have a hand, so you can't use the fingerprint Scanner.
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Post by becomeweaker on May 16, 2019 21:15:36 GMT
>Roll yourself 90 degrees clockwise, and use the new perspective to convince gravity to let you fall onto the fingerprint scanner. You roll yourself, taking a moment to adjust to your new perspective. You then remember that, even though you are the main character, you aren't the center of the universe. While you are trying to convince the universe to shift, you do hear someone speaking in another room. You can hear two distinct voices. One says "S-Sir! The eye! It's left the room, and it's gone to the hallway! It's intelligent, sir!" and the other responds "Alright, Charlie. I'll go pick it up and put it back in the room."So, not only did they think that you weren't intelligent, they also want to put you back in the box? Unacceptable! You furiously roll down to the open door, going through it. > Go through the open door. You don't have a hand, so you can't use the fingerprint Scanner. You roll into what seems to be a kitchen, though you can only assume that's what this is. In this room, there are a few counters which don't have any way to be opened that you can see, a big industrial fridge, and a Meal Preparatron 9000, which you remember seeing a long time ago on an advert. As you finish looking around, you can hear some footsteps behind you... You gotta do something, quick! How will you escape? |
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Post by connorkelly on May 16, 2019 22:27:47 GMT
>Hide in the Meal Preparatron 9000.
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Post by aldente on May 17, 2019 3:23:22 GMT
> Roll under the fridge. Maybe collect whatever spare change has fallen down there!
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Post by becomeweaker on May 19, 2019 1:07:28 GMT
> Roll under the fridge. Maybe collect whatever spare change has fallen down there! You would roll under the fridge, but you're pretty sure that tight of a squeeze would kill you. Of course, that would be bad, so you don't try to go under the fridge >Hide in the Meal Preparatron 9000. You instead use all the leftover rage from those two people thinking you aren't intelligent to launch yourself upwards, to the counter. You then quickly hide in the Meal Preparatron 9000. A few seconds later, you feel like there is someone else in the room. Probably the guy who is looking for you. You feel the presence grow closer, step by step... "It won't be hard to find this eye guy... There's only two places he could have hid in!"You can sense that the Meal Preparatron 9000 is gonna be opened! Quick! You gotta do something! What will you do? |
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Post by aldente on May 19, 2019 21:14:15 GMT
> ATTACK!
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Post by becomeweaker on May 20, 2019 1:15:21 GMT
 Yes! Of course! You allow your natural fighting instincts to take over, and start charging up an eye beam! However, in the process of charging the eye beam, you completely forget to open the door, and end up just blasting it forward, straight at the guy's face.
 That did, however, work as an attack, and you luckily haven't taken any damage. That guy will probably be fine, unless he is allergic to metal or something.
What will you do now? |
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telaxius
corpse party
I don't want to go onto the cart!
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Post by telaxius on May 20, 2019 4:11:52 GMT
> Take his hands so you can use them on the locks of the doors outside!
> Unlock left door.
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Post by becomeweaker on May 21, 2019 18:15:46 GMT
> Take his hands so you can use them on the locks of the doors outside! > Unlock left door.  You rapidly fire up an eye laser, to cut off the guy's hands. Luckily, your laser instantly cauterizes his wounds, so there isn't that big of a mess! Neato! You're sure that the guy will still be fine, he won't be needing his hands.
 You go back to the fucked-up perspective hallway. You open the door and- What the hell... The door doesn't even open properly! You ignore it, and go through the door either way.
 Through the door, you see a window, out to what seems to be space. On the other side of the room, there is a door, which you believe is the exit , because of the big exit sign right above it. It has a fingerprint scanner identical to the other ones you've seen next to the other doors. You also notice that this entire facility looks surprisingly barren...
What will you do? |
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Post by becomeweaker on Aug 5, 2019 22:36:15 GMT
Meanwhile...
Charlie: "S-sir! I heard a loud noise and- OH NO!!! There's so much bl- Wait, no, Urpua blood is yellow..."Sir(?): "Charlie. Call command. Tell them the experiment escaped."Charlie: "Okay, sir!!"Meanwhile, but a bit later... You are in space. You got there by going through the exit door and using the remaining hand to open the airlock, though not before stealing a rocket.
You hope this thing has enough fuel to get you to another planet. More time later... Wowie! A planet! How convenient! [S:] Collide.
You fall from space, straight into salty ocean water. Ow, ow ow. You get out of there as rapidly as you can, into the nearby forest. You found a path, leading deeper into the forest. You stop for a moment, to collect your thoughts.
This place feels strangely safe. You could probably take some time to deepen your focus, and remember some of your own biology while you wait for the stinging to stop, or you could do something else. What will you do? |
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Post by becomeweaker on Aug 6, 2019 23:45:28 GMT
You close, and start meditating, trying to remember your past. You remember a few things. - You are a sangriz. Sangriz are asexual, vampiric, typically evil and very racist creatures, but you personally don't feel any inherent hate towards any other species. You can use your own veins to attack people, though that may be a bit dangerous if your enemy is competent.
- Your captors were urpuas. While they have some sort of cosmic curse that prevents them from using magic, they all are very intelligent.
- You can use blood to regenerate yourself. Knowing that, you start growing a body.
After a while, you manage to generate a body. Unfortunately, you do not have enough blood in your system to generate hands, since you used some of it to attack Sir(?), and because of that, you are now the protagonist of Poorly Made Adventure 3.0.
Full body form isn't as flexible as the eye form, but it will be helpful while traveling through the forest. You can abandon your body to enter your eye form whenever you want, but if you leave your body behind, you will need more blood to create another. What will you do now? |
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