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Post by aldente on May 4, 2019 21:44:37 GMT
The story so far... > Start
A 48 year old man stands in his living room. He already has a name, since he's 48 years old. But what is it? > Ron Swanson
No. That's not right. Try again > Nick Offerman
Yes, that's you. You're an actor, writer, comedian, and carpenter. You are currently standing in your living room, at least, that's what you think it is. You had a strange dream this morning that you were abducted by some aliens and placed into an exact replica of your home in a terrarium that they keep human celebrities in for fun. You doubt this is what really happened, but you've felt things were slightly off since you woke up. > Use your magic powers.
You're going to have to be a bit more specific than that. You have many powers. As an actor, you are able to transform and gain the powers of any of the characters you've played. You also possess many abilities as a carpenter, and are quite good at making things out of wood. What should you do next this morning? |
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Post by connorkelly on May 8, 2019 0:01:21 GMT
>Grab the Getty images logo.
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Post by aldente on May 8, 2019 3:39:17 GMT
> build a house filled with 253 sniker bars You continue with the ongoing project of building shacks for the various candies that you own. This is, of course, a thing you do regularly. But first, you need to get some snickers. You have a specific place in your house that you always keep them. 
What the fuck. What the hell.
Someone took your Snickers! Nobody takes your snickers.
You have to do something about this! >Grab the Getty images logo.
 You grab your weapon.
 You're ready to fuck up whoever took your snickers. > Head outside!  You're ready to find the person that took your snickers. And you think you know who...
Who took your snickers, again?
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Post by NothingIsOkay75 on May 8, 2019 4:10:08 GMT
> Jim Carrey, obviously
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Post by aldente on May 8, 2019 23:40:19 GMT
> Jim Carrey, obviously  Yes, you're sure the one who stole your snickers was Jim Carrey! Ever since he got that role as Dr. Eggman he's been on and on about this mad scientist bullcrap and has generally been a pain in the ass. You were willing to tolerate this as him 'getting into the role', but now he's taken it too far. You need to do something extreme. You're going to need to find some allies in this war against this guy. > Contact your buds. Alright, you think you just know the guy to call... > Be somebody else. You are yet another 48 year old man. You are sure that you have a name, you forget it sometimes, but you're sure you have one...
What was it, again? |
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Post by connorkelly on May 9, 2019 4:06:53 GMT
>Matt McConaughey inhabiting the body of Doctor Who.
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Post by NothingIsOkay75 on May 9, 2019 5:33:15 GMT
>Steven Moffat, i think
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Post by aldente on May 9, 2019 13:46:16 GMT
>Matt McConaughey inhabiting the body of Doctor Who. >Steven Moffat, i think You're fairly certain those aren't right. You're certain of this because Steven Moffat is 57 years old and Matthew McConaughey is 49 years old, and you are 48 years old. You're certain you have this on the tip of your tongue, you are... > David TennantYou are David Tennant. Your interests include acting and voice acting, and as an actor you have gained the powers of the characters you've played. That's why you're standing in a TARDIS, because you now own one by virtue of gaining the powers of the Tenth Doctor from Doctor Who. You could also be Prince Hamlet when you really want to, but if you really want to kick ass you call upon the spirit of Scrooge McDuck. You are now standing in your TARDIS. What do you do?
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Post by aldente on May 9, 2019 22:47:38 GMT
> Retrieve Sonic Screwdriver.
 Ah yes, this little thing is great. A good technological deus ex machina whenever you need to fix the television or open some doors, unless they're made of wood or something.
> Succumb to insatiable jelly baby cravings. Yes, you suppose there are a few drawbacks to gaining an immortal weird alien body, and that's the strange cravings you inherited from Tom Baker. You reach into your pocket to find where you usually keep a bag of the good stuff. Wait what? Someone's stolen your jelly babies! > Experience symptoms of withdrawal.  You, by god, you...
Are actually not feeling that bad. Mildly ticked off at worst. You just are a bit worried, somebody had to have broken into your TARDIS and went snooping around in your coat to grab your Jelly Babies. You don't know anyone who's got that sort of power, unless...
Jim!
> Contact Jim with your angry thoughts.  You log into your account on PalBotherer, the latest in internet chatting.
Well shit, it appears this Mad Scientist stuff has gotten to his head.
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Post by connorkelly on May 10, 2019 3:58:13 GMT
>Time travel to see if the Great Flood actually happened.
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Post by NothingIsOkay75 on May 10, 2019 4:15:42 GMT
>Contemplate regeneration, and if you just become another actor afterwards
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Post by aldente on May 13, 2019 0:58:16 GMT
>Contemplate regeneration, and if you just become another actor afterwards You have thought about this before, and it's a very perplexing question. You are certain of some things. You played the 10th Doctor, so you have his powers. You are pretty certain you should be able to regenerate. But you are unsure of other things. Because you played the 10th Doctor, do you have a couple more regenerations left? Or do you have quite a few left because you're David Tennant and not the 10th Doctor? Who would you regenerate into? You presume Matt Smith, but could it be someone else? Maybe you should ask another one of the older doctors. You're certain the only way you can figure this out is to regenerate, but you would rather not die for a long time, so you're in no hurry to find out. >Time travel to see if the Great Flood actually happened. Ah, yes, you're going to need comrades to help you against Jim Carrey, but thankfully you've got a time machine and can get anyone. You set the TARDIS to find your old pal Noah.  Ah yes, good old Noah. Is it just me or is he looking a bit more pixelated?
You try to spark up a conversation:
It has just occured to you that this is probably not the real Noah. Unfortunately, this is a Noah created from primitive bootleg coding from a SNES game, so he cannot speak or have any complicated thoughts. Even worse, he is unable to comprehend the idea of friendship, and quickly initiates strife with you. Because you are currently using the form of the 10th Doctor, you are forced to 'stay in character' and attempt diplomacy or run away back to your ship. You may have to use another form if you want to fight this guy off. |
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Post by connorkelly on May 13, 2019 1:47:50 GMT
> Use a Loophole! Remain in character as David Tennant, but play the character of Kilgrave instead.
> David Tennant acting as Kilgrave: Command Noah to Stand Down and join your task force.
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Post by NothingIsOkay75 on May 13, 2019 2:08:15 GMT
>Obviously you must reprise your role as Barty Crouch Junior to defeat this SNES monster
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Post by aldente on May 13, 2019 2:35:35 GMT
> Use a Loophole! Remain in character as David Tennant, but play the character of Kilgrave instead. > David Tennant acting as Kilgrave: Command Noah to Stand Down and join your task force. >Obviously you must reprise your role as Barty Crouch Junior to defeat this SNES monster You realize that you must change characters to fix this situation, but which characters...?  Well, Kilgrave would be able to get this over and done with quickly with his mind powers, but he's a sociopath and you aren't sure what you'll be compelled to do while you're 'in-character' as him. Maybe Barty Crouch Jr. work better. Then again, you can always change back when you're don-
Oh crap. Because of the indecision, you have split into two different characters, a Red Kilgrave and a Blue Barty Crouch Jr. This is always a pain to deal with, since the different characters might get mad at eachother and not re-fuse immediately. David Tennant has lost: - Sonic Screwdriver - Tardis Keys - Regeneration ability. David Tennant has gained: - Mind Control Powers - Ability to use Magic - Sociopathy > Red Kilgrave: Mind Control Noah
Noah gives up the fight.
Unfortunately, the two characters start squabbling over petty things. You might have to change to two more compatible characters so you can re-fuse and actually get things done!
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Post by connorkelly on May 13, 2019 3:51:27 GMT
>Kilgrave: Refuse to Re-fuse.
>Barty Crouch Jr: Do the magic thing.
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Post by venchi on Jun 1, 2019 4:16:47 GMT
>Kilgrave: Mind control Barty Crouch
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