Fish
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Post by Fish on Nov 16, 2019 19:23:20 GMT
[S]>Begin Trol Sessoion    "takes place in the MCU"![]() You ignoramus, you utter eater of ashes and fiberglass insulation. How dare you visit this forsaken website. I took some small solace in being free of the harsh light of the Interesting Zones, but it seems even permanence of that comfort is unattainable. Indulging this nonsense again is as damaging to you as it is to me. Imagine crashing your car and then hailing a rideshare driven by youtube live chat to take you to the hospital. This adventure is the freeway to hell, and you’re driving on the wrong side of the median.
Why are you here? Is it morbid curiosity? Is it, through some sort of self-schadenfreude, out of an actual interest in the original series? Is it because you hated Trol Seasson, and hope that this will be better? It is with pain that I inform you, “2roll Season 2” is not “Trol Seasson.” It is much worse. ![]() That an Omniscient, Omnipotent, Omnisexual being such as myself should be delegated to overseeing this wretched, festering world once is one thing, but to be dragged back, dredged from the blissful unconsciousness of irrelevance. That is torture. That is what you have done. Does my suffering amuse you? Do you derive joy from this? You rotten, vile thing. You pustule on the face of your oh-so-pristine “non-fictional” universe. Perhaps you didn’t even read the original adventure. That’s fine. It is literally nothing but a waste of time for both of us, and I have all the time in the world.
My name is Doc Coulton. I am the First Guardian of Trolternia.
In this video, I will What the fuck is this shit. Name the dude |
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Fish
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Post by Fish on Nov 16, 2019 19:28:58 GMT
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Post by mmmmmmmmmnnnnnnnnnnl on Nov 16, 2019 23:35:18 GMT
anger crabman. hyes I've done the readings for this week
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Post by a52 on Nov 17, 2019 5:41:41 GMT
 .  . . . . .  tha  's   That's right!
Your name is MOVED TO FORUM ADVENTURES. Your friends call you MOV for short.
You are a VENTRILOMASSAGETHERAPIST, and you are enjoying A RELAXING EVENING in your UNDERWATER MANSION, as you are WONT TO DO.
When you're not EASING THE PAINS OF OTHERS with your TRUSTY MASSAGE DOLL, or REPOSING IN YOUR WATERY CHATEAU WITH A GLASS OF FINE CHARDONNAY, you like to EXPRESS YOUR RIGHTEOUS GAMERPINIONS ON THE INTERNET.
It is your SOLEMN DUTY, you feel, to end the HORRENDOUS GAMERSPLOITATION conducted by the MALICIOUS DEVELOPMENTOUSIE. Your DEAREST DREAM is to someday RALLY GAMERS WORLDWIDE, ESTABLISH AN INTERNATIONAL GAMERS UNION, and SEIZE THE MEANS OF PRODUCTION the the hardworking gamers have been kept from for so long. TOO LONG have you toiled in the BOAR TUSK MINES WITHOUT RECOMPENSE, and the world needs nothing less than a GAMEREVOLUTION, for THE GOOD OF ALL GAMERKIND.
Your gamehandle is goodGamer and You always gamerlocute as eloquently and politely as is gamerly possible.
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Fish
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Post by Fish on Nov 17, 2019 9:43:49 GMT
take a look at the news
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Fish
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Post by Fish on Nov 17, 2019 15:16:53 GMT
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Post by dalm on Nov 19, 2019 10:08:07 GMT
You look for something to forget about the troubles of a gamer....
You look into your trash and garbage, ephemera and detritus of a misspent youth, tooth and nail fought and fraught with online bugbears. A crumpled slip of paper with a Shreddit (reddit but for Shreddies, the cereal) password. A glow-in-the-dark rubber duck from your ill conceived random phase. An xbox 360 to Gamecube to Wii 3 controller adapter, wrapped tight in 37m of extension cable.
Sometimes you wish you could adapt. Sometimes you wish you could extend.
You rifle through the rubbish. Rifles and Gamestation vouchers. But Gamestation closed long ago, retro and pre-owned facades and dedication to preservation supplanted by Game's sterile purple sheen and incessant, alienating, cutting edge triple-A rollout. It has been so long that you have begun to doubt; is there really any difference between the two? Or like Mario and Luigi Super Mario Bros., are they but aspects of the same thing.
What have you done with your life?
Is a gamer not entitled to the sweat of their palms? Shouldn't some friendship be waiting in this pile of painstakingly procured peripherals?
It feels like you're leading the nintendo 64 controller of lifes, while some people get to lead gamecube controller lives. It doesn't seem fair.
You come upon a change of underwear.
This world needs a change of underwear.
You just wish you knew how.
yummy
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dalm
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Post by dalm on Nov 20, 2019 5:40:42 GMT
this suck's
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Post by dalm on Nov 21, 2019 8:18:52 GMT
     You peruse your tools of justice. In a perfect world these two hands wouldn’t have to lift a finger. Sadly the world is not perfect, and it could very well be up to you and your hands(but mostly to you) to do something about it. But first, you will have to use them to reach into your epic gamer throne.  You find your Fallout 4 Pip-Boy Edition Limited Edition Fallout 4 Pip-Boy 3000 mark IV. It is said that in times of societal decline, people are lost without it.  You start up the device. This little marvel is host to all kinds of marvelous bells and whistles, such as: Trackers for HP (health points) and PH (physical health), as well as pH (power of hydrogen) and HP (Harry Potter) An hourglass, Instant and constant access to the stock markets A mannequin A diet planner A fireworks show planner. Integrated chat features And many, many more!!!!! But in honesty, you struggle to make sense of the interface of the device so you only use it to track your physical needs. You strap the device to your arm and wait for it to calculate your stats.  Your c red skyrockets. Your existentialism decreases slightly. Showing that controller who really is in control was just the thing you needed to get back on top of things. You are the change you wish to see, after all. |
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Fish
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Post by Fish on Nov 27, 2019 19:49:31 GMT
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Fish
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Post by Fish on Nov 27, 2019 20:21:48 GMT
~*~* Welcometo Home repair! Enjoy your stay!*~*~
Rules- no gamer words
-Dm admins proof of cheevos
-drywall pics are only permitted in #nsfh
50+ New Messages Since 19:37 AM On Enneatember 11, 4714. Mark as Red?
grendelGretel (1 cheevo): So thanks for nothing I guess, LOSER.
-28th of trolternia, 24th year, 2909 months, 1 hour, 54th week, 22nd day of the moon, nth empire-
groceryGhoul (1 cheevo): hey guys how do i fix my floor
groceryGhoul (1 cheevo): its made of meat
groceryGhoul (1 cheevoes): but i was moving my refridgeratoer  and didnt have one of those little footy things on the bottom and it made a big old scrape
goingGone (2 cheevo): did you try running after it
groceryGhoul (1 cheevo): and now my windowe (rat skin)   is shutdering, how do i make it stop?
griffonGyre (3 cheevo): Try massaging the meat with some aromatherapeutic oils.
groceryGhoul (1 cheevo): oh, now theres bloud  welling up from the wound! theres too much, its almost at my computer  !
groceryGhoul (1 cheevo): goodbuye faire world
griffonGyre (3 cheevo): Goodbye groceryGhoul.
goatGoogler (5 cheevos): haha youre just supposed to put pressure  on the wound , idoit
gourmandGunter (gamerrank hidden): hey has anyone here ever tried changign the toilet paper.  
-27th of trolternia, 24th year, 2909 months, 1 hour, 54th week, 23nd day of the moon, nth empire-
goodGamer (gamerrank hidden): Hello dear fellow gamerades. I have a problem which I gamerly desire your assistance with.
glitterGneiss (13 cheevos): haha that guy with the meat, was that a trol?
glitterGneiss (13 cheevos): i guess we are all trols honestly, i never considered that
glitterGneiss (13 cheevos): its like our entire existence is some sort of inside joke and ive just cracked the window open and am letting all the heatlaughs in
goodGamer (gamerrank hidden): My window has become broken, just like fire mages  , ha, ha!
goodGamer (gamerrank hidden): How do you all suggest I gameremedy a leaking pixel vacuum? And before you say to ask my landlord - remember what happened when I had a broken dishwasher! 
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Fish
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Post by Fish on Nov 27, 2019 20:32:57 GMT
> authors: make progress bar
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Post by dalm on Nov 29, 2019 1:49:39 GMT
 no   Ha ha! Yep that’s you! Wait…..     THE GAMER POLICE ARE HERE. WHAT DO?!?!?!_< [/center] |
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Post by dalm on Nov 29, 2019 2:35:08 GMT
and just what the FUCK do you think this is?
do you think im some kind of palooka
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Post by dalm on Nov 29, 2019 4:00:34 GMT
  THE BOYS IN BLUE CAN’T BLUE SKIDOO  The bibble says that a rich camel can’t pass through the eye of a needle into heaven, and the same is true for cops, because they know only sin. You exit skidoospace in your LANDING. The cops police don’t seem to be onto you yet. You wish you knew how to get out of your underwater mansion, but alas, You’re a GAMER! To leave your abode is most ungamerly. Oh, woe, to be trapped in your house It would seem that you’re You’re trol seasson   You HEAD up to the surface, but it feels like you’re being watched… What do
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Fish
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Post by Fish on Nov 30, 2019 18:47:00 GMT
> starre reider
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dalm
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Post by dalm on Dec 4, 2019 0:49:30 GMT
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Fish
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Post by Fish on Dec 8, 2019 16:38:07 GMT
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Fish
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Post by Fish on Dec 8, 2019 16:39:11 GMT
drive to hell
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