I just read through the archives (on MSPFA), and are you aware that page 99 is set to have page 309 as the next page? It confused me for a bit and I had to get to page 100 manually through the URL. Also, the image on page 147 is missing and the image for page 289 has a huge photobucket watermark over it. A few other pages had formatting issues with the text, but I didn't think to record which ones.
By the way, I remember reading this on the old forums; it's good to see it back!
You enter an old meme you knew by today's standards is surely no longer funny because, why not? Who's going to stop you, dream police?
==>Before you have a chance to withdraw your decision the system takes the name as valid and you can edit it no longer. You really hope you don't regret it in the future.
==> You hear a couple of beeps right afterwards. A door in the end of the empty room opens up.
The door seems a bit far away... you decide to think on how you ended here. For some reason it feels like forever since you last were alone with your thoughts.
Where to start
Your name is Sydney Robertson, Syd for short. Some time ago you woke up in your parents car. They were driving down the highway in the desert. You had fallen asleep shortly before and now that you were awake you couldn't fall asleep again and decided to waste some time watching the window.
Suddenly the car stopped. You turned to your parents to assess the damage and realized they were crash dummies. You see that the reason you almost crashed was a kangaroo that your 'dummy' dad didn't want to run over. Confused about the situation you decide to follow the kangaroo through the desert in an effort to find out what is happening.
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You continued seeing some weird shit, some weird buildings that seemed out of place and some construction equipment around. You followed the Kangaroo to a couple of doors in a Mesa and inside you found yourself within a Mall. The faceless officers aprehended you and you ended up in a prison of sorts.
After what seemed months waiting to wake up or get out, you realized you were stuck within the most boring dream ever. And while looking for a way out you find out you are not alone. On the other side of a vent you can hear an annoying but helpful voice who guides you through the place. The weird prison seemed like a series of interconnected rooms with arbitrary rules. You and Ger Forde, some aussie dude who was stuck with you, work together to escape the place, getting rid of the obstacles in the way and together you reach anelevator, which you thought would be your escape route.
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Ger then went to the roof of it to investigate why the elevator didn't move and while you were alone you hear stranger's voices outside. Somehow the elevator started moving... and then you heard an explosion. As you fell to your possible demise you looked up the shaft and see a monstrous eye. The elevator started to desintegrate and you were falling to a void.
Then a magical girl shot you in the face.
When you woke up you were in a hospital bed. People told you you had been in a coma for several months. IRL became weird after that. Your family became weird after that...
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Then one time you fell asleep you fell on a cruise liner with some chill dude called "Gil". He told you he would explain everything to you.
And then he dumped you in this place.
Which is just great. You decide you might as well just be done with this and keep going.
==>You enter the new room and the door behind you closes. The room is smaller, but in the end there is another door.
This room is practically the same. Except instead of a console it has a button.
