"No! The 'adventure handbook.' It's written by A. Seop. Everything's in there on how to write a story that is compelling and will attract readers. I happen to have a copy in my car."
"What car? Oh. How did I not notice that we are outside? In an office parking lot no less…"
"Here. Everything ever needed to write a successful adventure is in this book."
"Agent, uh sir?"
"Why is it nothing but memes?"
-> You dear viewer reader extraordinaire are A. Seop. You wrote the contents within the magnificent book titled 'adventure handbook By A. Seop.' All you post can be found in this handy informative hand sized book.
>Continue to stand around. Dumbfounded. The book will eventually tell you what to do right?
He screams, dropping the adventure book by A. Seop into the box of it's kin.
"Who said that?! Show yourself!"
My boy, no need to shout your throat sore. I'm the narrator! Not a ghost.
I said, I am a narrator. By possessing so many copies of A. Seop's magnum opus, I the spirit of the adventure handbook has awakened! Hey hey put down that match. I'm only here to help you become the best adventure author you can be! Don't spark the fire with dread! I'm not a ghost! Not a ghost! I will really become a ghost if you burn those books! You don't want to be known as a book burner do you? I'll tell all your friends know that you burned books with my dying breath!
"What are you?!"
Do keep up. I'm a narrator. It's perfectly normal to develop a thread of consciousness when a work of art reaches the pinnacle and goes a step further beyond!
"Normal my Beep! What was that? Beep! Beep! Beep!"
That's the censor! Got to keep things family friendly afterall. Don't worry, you'll get used to it— Put down that match!
Great that we can set aside our differences! Allow me to reintroduce myself. I am the narrator. It is my duty and meaning in life to narrate adventures. You will surely find my expertise invaluable to fleshing out the unspoken narratives in your adventure. Since you got this far I assume you have at least 15 pages of world building hmm?
"Yeah here you go."
Why did you keep loose sheets of paper under your shirt? Why is there cheeto stains? Why do you expect me to take it? I don't have a body.
Place it in the box of adventure handbooks.
Wha? Huh? Where am I?!
"How was it?"
It's good. It has some rough spots but with some polish it can be a fine adventure!
Of course! With me by your side, and the adventure handbook By A. Seop, anything is possible!
>Do morse code by saying swears, but say something polite to the narrator via the use of swear-morse code.
Is there a problem?
"Oh no problem just… Need a moment to check something on my phone…"