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Post by dldracorex on Jun 5, 2016 0:52:15 GMT
>FUTURE DAVE: How could WATER be so flammable?
>FUTURE DAVE: Get the FIRE EXTINGUISHER.
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Post by researcherwisemon on Jun 5, 2016 2:18:55 GMT
First of, I'd just like to say... that Argosprite (SPRITE) is now CANON AS FUCK. --- >John: Talk to the Spider8itchJOHN: oh wow, it's vriska!!!REZI: oh th4nk god you f1n4lly show3d upVRISKA: John? ?JOHN: you... look like you went three rounds with a train and lost when the train suddenly turned into a giant robo-VRISKA: ::: YES. YES. WE G8T 8T 8RE8DY.
VRISKA: I LOOK LIKE SHIT.
VRISKA: CAN WE STOP REMARKING ON HOW I LOOK LIKE SHIT??REZI: only 1f you stop try1ng to h1tchh1k3 b4ck to r34l1ty w1th us.JOHN: wait, why's that a bad idea?REZI: c4us3 sh3 just copp3d to try1ng 1t w1th j4d3, 4nd only got r3buk3d b3c4us3 of 4 mor3 psych1c4lly pow3rful troll.VRISKA: she shouldn't even BE a troll.
VRISKA: whatever the fuck happened turned that cherub girl we were all looking for into a lime blooded psychic!JOHN: um... cultural significance im not aware of time?REZI: l1m3 bloods 4r3 4 d1r3ct n4tur4l count3r to purpl3 bloods l1k3 g4mz33.JOHN: ohhhh okay. gotcha
JOHN: vriska! i thought you weren't going to mind control people anymore!VRISKA: she just kept CRYING, John! You know how I hate cry8a8ies!JOHN: ...REZI: ...VRISKA: ........
VRISKA: fun fact, Jade was doing a pretty good job at ignoring me 8nyways.
VRISKA: turns out all that crying was good for something 8tle8st.JOHN: i'm not quite sure that's the silver lining in all of this, you know.REZI: 4gr33d.VRISKA: Awwwwwwww come on, you two!!!!!!!!
>Dave: DON'T go outside. Sugar is flammable.DULY NOTED!!! >Future Dave: Douse Dave in water.
A Future Dave appears, in GOD TIER ROBES, but he doesn't do that because PAST YOU JUST TRIED THAT. "How could WATER be so flammable?" he mutters as he retrieves something from his sylladex: >FUTURE DAVE: Get the FIRE EXTINGUISHER.A Dave is thus doused in a spray of FIRE SUPPRESSING WHITE FOAM by yet another Dave. There's nothing vaguely inappropriate about this at all. Once you're safely no longer in danger of BURNING BY FIRE, you've still got the MORE CONCERNING PROBLEM of having PAINT STRIPPER eating away at your SKIN. That still BURNS LIKE FUCK. Not to mention that you've now got FIRE SUPPRESSANT in those wounds too. That just adds a whole new layer of pain to the situation. OW. You ask future you what your options are. "Well, at this rate, we might as well just chuck you on the ol' god slab and hope for the best." He's completely candid about the fact that your current body is probably pretty much FUBAR, what with the way he's flaunting his fancy red KNIGHTLY CAPE. ...Well, Fuck. |
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Post by dldracorex on Jun 5, 2016 2:41:05 GMT
> DAVES: Regroup at the QUEST BED.
> JACK: Contact AR for a mission.
> JOHN: Is that EMISSARY OF THE HORRORTERRORS still on BACK-UP EARTH?
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Post by mack18853 on Jun 5, 2016 18:09:53 GMT
> Argosprite: Stop throwing a massive tantrum.
> Be PS.
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Post by researcherwisemon on Jun 5, 2016 19:42:01 GMT
>DAVES: Regroup at the QUEST BED.A quick burst of time travel later, and you arrive at the Land of Heat and Clockwork's QUEST BED. Future Dave insists this is to synch up Present Dave with his DREAM SELF, so as to make this as relatively painless as possible. Past Dave, soon to ascend and gain the robes Future Dave is wearing, lies down on the bed and falls asleep, waking up as his Dreamself, still sequestered away in DREAM JADE'S BEDROOM. A moment later, he feels a sharp sensation across the neck and-- That's when the whole room fills with a blinding red light.
> JOHN: Is that EMISSARY OF THE HORRORTERRORS still on BACK-UP EARTH?As you wonder this (and then check the CAPTCHA'D PLANET for ZAPPING AWAY) Rezi continues to talk with Vriska. REZI: so 3xpl41n to m3 why you w3r3 h4r4ss1ng j4d3 4g41n?VRISKA: She has to get you into the game so SHE can get into the game, it's basic math!REZI: but vr1sk4...VRISKA: Yes??REZI: n31th3r of us h4v3 to 3nt3r for 4noth3r f3w hours. VRISKA: ....what?REZI: john ch3ck3d 1t out MONTHS 4GO!
REZI: j4d3 4nd 1 dont 3nt3r for s3v3r4l mor3 hours.
REZI: th3 m3t3ors just dont com3 unt1l th3n so th3r3s no rush.VRISKA: but that's not...
VRISKA: I was SURE it...
VRISKA: NO. YOU'RE LYING.REZI: why would 1 l13 4bout th1s??
REZI: 4nd b3s1d3s th4t, don't you trust john? just 4sk h1m yours3lf 1f you don-VRISKA: FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!That's when she puts her left hand to her temple and flares up some psychic energy, knocking Rezi out of the dream bubbles. She turns to look at you and WOW WOULD YOU LOOK AT THE TIME. You ZAP away to a RANDOM POINT IN TIME. >Rezi: WAKE UP
You wake up in a PROSPITIAN DREAM ROOM, almost nearly being blinded by a GLARING RED LIGHT. You shift your DREAM GLASSES to filter it out, but it turns out it's just a SBURB MECHANIC being a SHITTY VISUAL OBSTRUCTION and thus CANNOT BE FILTERED. It drops away a minute later, and DREAM DAVE is now GOD TIER DAVE OF GUY-- you mean KNIGHT OF TIME. > JACK: Contact AR for a mission.
You get an AUTHORITY REGULATOR on the horn and put in an ORDER to keep the GEARS OF DERSE running smoothly while you're out on OFFICIAL ROYAL BUSINESS. Basically, you're hornswaggling someone into doing all the PAPERWORK while you're out doing what you do best. Being your CHARMING SELF. The BLACK QUEEN enters your office. [Hello, Jack,] she greets you. You give her as polite of a bow as you're able to manage without triggering your GAG REFLEXES. Gotta put on the Ritz here, after all. [Shall we discuss terms?] Yes, lets, you say and you pull out a seat from your DESK to offer her a place to sit down. She just sits down on the desk itself but okay whatever you've still got this. > Argosprite: Stop throwing a massive tantrum.Well, for starters, Argosprite wasn't doing much of anything but sitting there while the SPRITE CODE tried to sort itself out from its BLUE SCREEN CRASH after that one scream. But sure, we'll say that twice previously mentioned one, long, drawn out, scream was a 'massive tantrum', because why not? She's not doing much of anything right now anyways. As such, she fails to notice the TINY KITTEN pawing its way out of her mother's coat, mewling softly as it blinks a set of FOUR EYES. She also fails to notice it making its way towards her until it reaches up to paw at her ghostly SPRITE TAIL. >Argosprite: Be accosted by a friendly mutantThe Sprite Coding finally snaps back together upon Argo's sudden realization that she is being accosted by a FRIENDLY MUTANT KITTEN. It doesn't seem to have any ears, though. Maybe that's for the best considering the LOUD, GLASS SHATTERING SCREAM that happened mere minutes ago. She swoops the kitty up into her arms and starts petting and hugging and... yeah she's probably going to be here for a while just doing that. > Be PS.You are now one of SEVERAL of THE WHITE QUEEN'S personal TASK FORCE of PROBLEM SOLVERS. You BOSS is relaying info straight from HIS BOSS (The White Queen Herself) that someone has gone ROGUE and STOLEN A RING... as well as PROSPIT'S ENTIRE TREASURY. You have the damnedest suspicion of who this traitor is, but you KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT while your BOSS is delivering the INFO. You slip away after the meeting to ring up a close friend of yours... Okay, he's less a CLOSE FRIEND and more of a TANK MATE that you met in the CLONING LABS. He's a real DICK at times, but you can trust him to keep a secret like any ACE. ...But, of course the dumb idiot left his radio at home and forgot to take it into work today. So you're going to have to go see him in PERSON. Hopefully the guy isn't DICKING AROUND drinking HOT SAUCE again like the last time you went to see him at work.
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Post by mack18853 on Jun 5, 2016 20:18:59 GMT
>PS: Meet up with AD
>Argosprite: Name mutant kitten.
>Mutant Kitten: Mew!
>Argosprite: Marvel at it's adorableness.
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Post by dldracorex on Jun 5, 2016 20:25:30 GMT
> DAVE: Talk to REZI.
> DAVE + REZI: Consider moving everyone out of this exposed room, MOONS do not appear to be particularly safe.
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Post by researcherwisemon on Jun 5, 2016 23:51:45 GMT
>PS: Meet up with AD
You take TRANSPORTALIZERS half way across the VEIL, until you find the self titled ACE DOUNCEER. You told him that he wanted "BOUNCER" instead, but the guy insisted. You just call him an ACE DICK to spite him.
He works as a BOUNCER for a CLONING LAB, not too dissimilar to the one you were BORN IN.
...Of course you find him drinking on the job... Thankfully not HOT SAUCE this time, at least. It's something more reasonable...
MAGNETIC WODKA.
There are stray pieces of metal stick to his body. The first thing out of your mouth is WHY?
He just flexes his biceps, and some STRAY JEWLERY comes flying from random directions.
Ah, you note that he's heard of the RING THIEF and hopes to swipe it via a MAGNETIC BODY.
>Argosprite: Name mutant kitten.
You name her TIKKI, because she has a face as adorable as TIKKI'S from LADYBUG.
>Tikki: Mew!
She lets out the most adorable MIAO you have ever heard!!
>Argosprite: Marvel at it's adorableness.
SO.
CUTE.
X33
It's almost enough to make you forget about your... mom....
You use your SPRITE POWERS to quickly ABSCOND TO YOUR ROOM. You find your BED IS MISSING, because of course, but that doesn't matter now. You sit down where it would be and continue to HUGG THE TIKKI.
> DAVE: Talk to REZI.
But first you LEVEL UP to the first GOD TIER RUNG, EARLY TO BED, EARLY TO RISE. You earn a BADGE on your newly added KIDDY CAMPER SASH: The GIFT OF GAB.
Wow, this thing was practically a certainty, but boy does it feel good to finally have earned it.
DAVE: so...
REZI: soooo...
DAVE: what now?
REZI: moons do not 4pp34r to b3 p4rt1cul4rly s4f3 r1ght now.
REZI: 1d sugg3st w3 v4moos3 to s4f3r grounds.
DAVE: i take it youve got some place in mind?
REZI: 4rgo's hous3.
DAVE: didnt she just get stabbed by the guy whos caused trouble everywhere??
REZI: 444h, but s33, sh3 1s now 4 spr1t3 4nd thus 1s 4bl3 to r3d1r3ct th3 3n3m13s 4w4y w1th fr1ght3n1ng 34s3!
DAVE: i aint even going to pretend to even guess how you know that
DAVE: but alright if you think thats the safest place i guess...
DAVE: wait, fuck i have to go back and body dump argo into the sprite dont i?
REZI: nop3.
REZI: h3r mom 4lr34dy took c4r3 of th4t.
DAVE: okay how the fuck do you even know that
REZI: B3C4US3.
REZI: 1'M TH3 S33R OF M1ND.
DAVE: you literally took your shades off just to put them back on was that even necessary??
REZI: y3s, d4v3.
REZI: y3s 1t w4s.
>Dave: V4MOOS3 W/ DR34M3RS
You and REZI each load up a sleeping GIRL on your backs, and then, you take REZI'S hand to...
DAVE: i was gonna dramatically time travel us away but i dont have a time table on this body
REZI: you n33d to m4k3 4tl34st F1V3 t1m3t4bl3s, l1k3 4 s3ns1bl3 t1m3 tr4v3l3r, 4nd c4rry th3m 4t 4ll t1m3s.
DAVE: aint no way that will ever backfire on us.
You settle for flying out towards the giant blue orb in the sky for cover before turning back towards the LAND OF LIGHT AND FORESTS.
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Post by dldracorex on Jun 6, 2016 0:19:03 GMT
>REZI: Be right.
>AGENT OF PROSPIT: React to loss of MOON.
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Post by researcherwisemon on Jun 6, 2016 0:30:43 GMT
>REZI: Be right.
You clear PROSPIT'S MOON just in time to watch a CATACLYSM DE-CHAIN IT and send it hurtling into SKAIA.
No DEFENSE GATE will catch this runaway moon, and it CRASHES into the presently SQUARE SHAPE BATTLEFIELD.
What is it with this guy and THROWING MOONS, you wonder?
>AGENT OF PROSPIT: React to loss of MOON.
You are now the PROSPITIAN CHAIN GUARD.
You fall to your knees and cry a little bit as you watch the PROTOTYPED INFIDEL floating towards you with yet another CATACLYSM at the ready.
...Yeah, we don't need to see what CATACLYSM does to a LIVING BEING.
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Post by mack18853 on Jun 6, 2016 0:48:10 GMT
>Argosprite: Actually progress in the story.
>Argosprite: Enter First Gate.
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Post by dldracorex on Jun 6, 2016 0:59:44 GMT
> ARGOSPRITE: Just, keep calming down.
> ARGOSPRITE: Attempt to figure out he meaning of your MOTHER'S LAST WORDS.
> ARGOSPRITE: GREET FRIENDS.
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Post by researcherwisemon on Jun 6, 2016 1:28:59 GMT
> ARGOSPRITE: Just, keep calming down.
There is a reason that cute cat pictures work, and that reason is in your arms purring right now.
Calm breaths. Deep Breaths.
> ARGOSPRITE: Attempt to figure out he meaning of your MOTHER'S LAST WORDS.
You aren't quite sure what those words meant, but you suppose you'll have to ASK JADE for... something??? Your mother's words got rather SLURRED at the end there. More so than... than... You can't do it. It's too soon.
>Argosprite: Enter First Gate.
Unfortunately, it seems that your current SPRITE STATUS is going to cause troubles. Already, your mind is being filled with warnings such as to NOT USE THE SPIROGRAPH GATES in your SPRITE FORM. You'll have to switch to your DREAM SELF if you want to progress properly, and even then there might be... ISSUES with doing that. Players aren't supposed to be PROTOTYPABLE unless its their DEAD DREAMSELF, LONG SINCE DEAD WITH NO EXTRA LIVES, or are from a DOOMED TIMELINE.
You're thankfully not in the later category, but the first two make this rather odd that you were even prototyped in the first place.
The GAME doesn't quite know what to make of your status.
Are you a player or Sprite? It doesn't know for sure... But something about this situation feels... FURMILLIAR.
> ARGOSPRITE: GREET FRIENDS.
Friends? What??
That's when DAVE barges into your room with DREAM REZI, DREAM JADE, and DREAM YOU.
SWEET SHRODINGERS KITTEN CAUGHT IN A SPRITE PARADOX!!! THAT'S YOOOoooouuuu...... Faint as your SPRITE SELF and WAKE UP as your DREAM SELF.
OW. Your head hurts from a sudden influx of SPRITE KNOWLEDGE your HUMAN BRAIN isn't meant to hold.
This almost starts a dastardly cycle of FLIPPING, but thankfully you feel a sudden calming presence in your HEAD.
It feels a bit like.... like...
That's when you finally notice PESTERCHUM Beeping at you.
How...long has that been going on for??
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Post by mack18853 on Jun 6, 2016 1:42:03 GMT
>Argo: Answer Pesterchum.
>Argo: Notice Dave's God Tier threads.
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Post by dldracorex on Jun 6, 2016 1:55:50 GMT
> MOON of PROSPIT: IMPACT.
> MS. PAINT: REACT, from a distance.
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Post by researcherwisemon on Jun 6, 2016 5:39:40 GMT
>Argo: Answer Pesterchum.UU: oh, kittens! why didn't i think of that?
UU: my appologies for psychically calming yoU, withoUt permission.
UU: a thoUsand, thoUsand apologies.AC: ummm.
AC: what??UU: oh! yoU're finally messaging me back.
UU: please accept my sincerest apologies!AC: you keep repeating that.
AC: what do you have to be sorry for?UU: oh, consarn it I'm still doing it aren't I??
UU: sorry sorry so very sorry.AC: i mean i feel fine and everyth....
AC: WHAT THE FUCK
AC: WERE YOU MIND CONTROLLING ME OR SOMETHING!?UU: jUst applying a calming measUre, that's all UnU
UU: that's as far as my abilities go and i woUld never push them fUrther than that.
UU: please Understand that I UsUally ask permission to apply any calming powers to anyone bUt yoU weren't responding to my messages so i had to try even if it was fUtile for the most part.
UU: it WILL NOT HAPPEN AGAIN, I can assUre yoU!AC: |
AC: ....apology mostly forgiven, i guess.
AC: I mihafhsadUU: oh, oh noAC: urgh... i almost fainted again, but then i felt calm and...
AC: was that you again just now?UU: sorry sorrry
UU: yes that was me,AC: hey, um,
AC: that was actually kind of unpleasant.
AC: the fainting thing
AC: the psychic calming thing was actually kind of nice.
AC: and... i only really feel it right now when im thinking about the whole sprite clone thing.UU: yes, im directly focUsing it right now on that aspect alone.
UU: yoU are in qUite the odd sitUation here.
UU: UsUally a sprite prototyping disconnects the player from their dreamself
UU: i'm not qUite sUre what went wrong with this resUrrection to caUse this.AC: um, if it's alright, you don't need to ask permission if I start to faint because of this again
AC: okay?UU: yes, okay, that's completely doable.
UU: i'll let yoU talk with your friends becaUse it seems like dave is trying to talk with yoU right nowAC: oh, yeah, thanks, i almost forgot they were even here. >Argo: Notice Dave's God Tier threads.ARGO: supDAVE: supREZI: H3LLO!JADE: zzzzz....ARGO: ...DAVE: ...REZI: ...ARGO: wow, this was not how i expected my birthday visit with jade to be going.DAVE: i dont think any of us were expecting this, really.REZI: 1 W4S!JADE: zzznnnnooo i donwanna gofighdwagonz.....REZI: should w3 go to 4noth3r room, or....?DAVE: nah, safest room in the house right hereARGO: debatably true?REZI: XPDAVE: so.... you're part sprite now?ARGO: urgh, please don't bnring that up right now
ARGO: i have that UU troll using her psychic powers to keep me from spazzing out because of it
ARGO: why is life always so complicated?REZI: b3c4us3,
REZI: SHUT UP.
REZI: SHUT UP 1S WHY.ARGO:  DAVE: damn it, rezi, we all know that's a bullshit excuseARGO: speaking of excuses, just how far along into the game are you even to be god tiered!?
ARGO: and WHY do I know that term....wait, fuck, no, I know WHY. ARGO/SPRITE: Nnnnggghhh!! stupid sprite knowledge programmingDAVE: well that wasn't creepy at allREZI: it was like listening to a movie in surround sound stereoJADE: mrrrrhhhh... badcat, worstenemy...zzz...ARGO: ARGH!!! I hate this!!  (
ARGO: stupid spritey nonsense isnt even working right
ARGO: can we change subjects now???DAVE: so yeah changing subjects
DAVE: im pretty early on, i think.
DAVE: i haven't gone back to be the me that saved our asses back on derse yet so
DAVE: who knows how that even happensREZI: 1 C4N T3LL YOU TH4T 1T 1NVOLV3S 4 FROG T3MPL3.DAVE: what??REZI: S33R POW3RS 1NFORM M3 TH4T YOU'R3 GONN4 V1S1T 4 FROG T3MPL3 CH4S1NG 4FT3R TH4T GUY.
REZI: 4lso, 1 s4w you 3m3rg1ng from 4 lotus blossom w1th my own 3y3s.DAVE: how complex is this time loop anyways??REZI: V3RY COMPL3XARGO: super very complexREZI: SUP3R V3RY FUCK1NG COMPL3XARGO/ REZI: HIGH F1V3! *CL4P*DAVE: this is going to take all month, isnt it?JADE: zzznnnnmmmhhhfff.... yupyupyup... DAVE: thank you, jade, for that stunning revelation. > MS. PAINT: REACT, from a distance.Be MS. PAINT? Are you mad? You can no more BE MS. PAINT than you can *BE* a *WEBSITE!* She is an artistic mind so complex that our mere mortal brains cannot even comprehend! But, if we could be her, if just for a moment, these would be her thoughts: The MOON OF PROSPIT is NO MORE. You're going to have to update the WALL OF HISTORY MURAL to include BOTH moons crashing into Skaia now. And that's in addition to all the time travel shenanigans going on. History is a complex thred of fate woven time and time again into KNOTS. Why, just look at this one dangling thread. WHERE did this ROGUE PROSPITIAN even get those POINTED SHADES from???
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Post by dldracorex on Jun 6, 2016 5:59:00 GMT
> BRO: Misplace your shades.
> JOHN: Where are you?
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Post by researcherwisemon on Jun 6, 2016 17:23:50 GMT
> BRO: Misplace your shades.Misplace? Why would you do that?? You're pondering the idea of misplacing your shades when someone COLD CLOCKS you from out of a time travel warp. Your SHADES go FLYING and you drop your sword out of shock. What a ROOKIE MISTAKE. While you're REELING, a PROTOTYPED INTRUDER SWIPES YOUR SWAG and TIME TRAVELS AWAY. What was even the point of that?? What a jerk. > JOHN: Where are you?
You're not quite sure. It LOOKS like a SBURB session, but it isn't one that you've seen before. SEVEN PLANETS is a really ODD NUMBER for a SBURB SESSION. Maybe not all of the players have entered?? >John: investigate DERSE
You turn into the BREEZE and blow your way to DERSE for some RECONNAISSANCE. You peek into a RANDOM DREAM TOWER just to see who's in here, in case it's someone you KNOW, because what would be the odds?? This particular tower is EMPTY, however. Not even a BED or a DESK to make the room HOME. You BREEZE through it, eliciting a WHISTLE SOUND from the windows. You INVESTIGATE another tower. Empty once again, but at least this time the ROOM shows signs of HABITATION. Inside this room are a bunch of MOVIE POSTERS with ALTERNIAN TEXT! Alternian! That means TROLLS!! You breeze out to make a quick count of the DREAMER TOWERS. You count a grand total of SIX TOWERS! >John: Investigate another tower
You choose a random tower and get quite the shock at its occupant. There, sitting cross legged across from herself in the middle of the room, working on some DREAM KNITTING, is a TROLL VERSION OF ROSE!!! Twice!! One is dressed in the usual DERSE DREAM CLOTHES, while the other is wearing some SIMILARLY PURPLE CLOTHING of a distinctly non Dreamer Weave. Holy shit she looks kind of cute as a troll. "You DO realize that Derse does not get much of a breeze out here, don't you?" Troll Rose intones from her DREAM SELF. "You might as well just manifest physically," her WAKING SELF says without missing a beat, or skipping a stitch in her KNITTING. "Else I might mistake you for the invader that has been running amok in our session."Welp. Rose always was a sharp one. That's probably doubly true now, what with her managing to run two waking selves at the same time. What's even up with that??
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Post by dldracorex on Jun 6, 2016 17:27:39 GMT
> JOHN: Talk to ROSE.
> BRO: ALCHEMIZE some new shades and a new sword.
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Post by researcherwisemon on Jun 6, 2016 18:06:30 GMT
> JOHN: Talk to ROSE.You transform from WIND to BOY, hands held up in a non threatening manner. You don't know how much she remembers, after all, if anything. JOHN: uh, hi?RHOZEE(D): Well, isn't this a surprise.
RHOZEZ(W): I've been visited by an Alien God Tier from yet another Sburb Session.
RHOZEE(D): Question: what are you doing so far from home, Heir of Breath?JOHN: uh, well, truth be told i was in the dream bubbles and met a rather angry ghost, so i just ran away as fast as i could
JOHN: wound up here, decided to check it out, end of story.RHOZEE(W): Cerulean Blooded? Sans an Arm and two horns?JOHN: yeah, that sounds like her.RHOZEE(D): You are forgiven for your intrusion into our Session, then. We have seen... echoes of her around here on Derse.
RHOZEE(W): She is quite upset over one of our players having supposedly having ruined one of her plans in the past.
RHOZEE(D): Aranea is, of course, completely unaware of having done anything.JOHN: aranea? aranea serket??RHOZEE(W): That would be her. Yes.
RHOZEE(D): I take it you know her?JOHN: umm... sort of
JOHN: i knew a ghost version of her who caused me and my friends some trouble.
JOHN: but she's dead. double dead, i mean.RHOZEE(W): Interesting, that a ghost could be double dead.
RHOZEE(D): There is a story behind that, but I will investigate later.
RHOZEE(W): Regardless, I have some context now for our current troubles.
ROHZEE(D): I do believe we can introduce ourselves now, Heir of Breath.
RHOZEE(W): I am Rhozee LLonde, Seer of Light, and you are?JOHN: john egbert,
JOHN, nice to meet you, rose, that's a nice name.
JOHN: um, could you repeat the last name, though?
JOHN: it sounds complicated.RHOZEE(D): Thank You. It took Lots of Practice to get right.
RHOZEE(W): Luh-Lohn-deh. JOHN: oh, okay that's what i thought you said.
JOHN: so.... what's this problem you've been having?
RHOZEE(D): A Rogue Agent.
RHOZEE(W): It seems to be a Prototyping Ring wearing Carapacian, with the confounding ability to turn invisible at will. JOHN: is the ring broken in any way?RHOZEE(D): No.
RHOZEE(W): All four orbs are intact and active. JOHN: well, okay that's good then.
JOHN: it's not from my session... er... yeah,
JOHN: our chain doesn't have any invisibility powers, just...
JOHN: cat-based bad luck powers.
JOHN: also, the white queen's ring is broken.RHOZEE(D): I would love to observe these powers in action at some point.
RHOZEE(W): Then that is all the questions I have for you. I will let my teammates know that, should you see them, you are not a threat. JOHN: good to know.
JOHN: ...
JOHN: ....
JOHN: .....
JOHN: um--RHOZEE(D): You are free to go now.
RHOZEE(W): I'd imagine you're itching to find our problem and attempt to remove it in the same way as however you actually got into our session.JOHN: okay then, im just gonna go... then...RHOZEE(D): Wait.JOHN: huh?RHOZEE(W): ...
RHOZEE(D): Should you ever find a need to return to our session, my Powers say you should focus on the word, "INDOMINUS."
RHOZEE(W): ....
RHOZEE(D): I do not know why this particular word means anything to the situation at hand, or why you would ever need to return, but as a Seer of Light, I foresee the most fortuitous path, and the best path for all of us starts with me giving you that word.JOHN: "INDOMINUS"... got it.JOHN: thanks, rose!RHOZEE(W): ....
RHOZEE(D): I do not know why, but I feel inclined to say, 'You're welcome, John.'JOHN: 
JOHN: later, rose! > BRO: ALCHEMIZE some new shades and a new sword.
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Post by dldracorex on Jun 6, 2016 18:22:39 GMT
> JOHN: Investigate.
> Somebody: Take care of that extra DAVE corpse.
> DAVE GHOST: WAKE UP.
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Post by researcherwisemon on Jun 6, 2016 18:50:26 GMT
> FUTURE DAVE: Take care of that extra DAVE corpse.You give the guy a PROPER BURIAL. Which is to say, you give YOUR PAST-SELF a Proper Burial. God. Damn. Time Travel.
> JOHN: Investigate.You Do the Windy Thing and HEAD OUT into the SESSION, looking for something that the Breeze identifies as FOREIGN to the session. It's not hard- each session has its own SMELL to it, and this Session is PREDOMINANTLY TROLL, so... the only out are YOU, anddd.... There the plucky intruder is. You Find them floating over the space where a PLANET will SOON ENTER, with clear intent to CAUSE HARM. They are TALL, INTIMIDATING, and they have a LONG, LIZARD LIKE TAIL. You can't see their ARMS from here, but their BACK is covered in LONG, SPIKY QUILLS. They're a PROSPITIAN, you think, going by the WHITE CARAPACE... but it's off-white. More GREY than WHITE, actually. Could it be a DERSITE prototyped with something that had white skin? But what would that even be?? That's when you hear the CARAPACIAN give off a rather TERRIFYING GROWL. It's reptilian and human all in the same breath. Then, you see arms moving out to the side... Hands, tipped with claws, elbows, tipped with more spiky quills. The thing turns its head, and you realize that the Carapacian's Face has been ELONGATED by the PROTOTYPING into something.... You almost want to say it looks like a VELOCIRAPTOR, if a Velociraptor had WAY TOO MANY TEETH and RED EYES that GLOW. You hear a chilling CLICKING SOUND, then the PROTOTYPED MONSTER lets loose an UNNATURAL ROAR. It is NOT HAPPY about your intrusion into its air space, and it has LET YOU KNOW. Whatever this one prototyping is, it seems to have overridden all the others, because you CAN'T SEE any other sign of the other THREE ORBS effects on the Carapacian. That's when it turns INVISIBLE and you're forced to put up a GALE-FORCE SHIELD around you to keep an idea of where the thing is.
> DAVE GHOST: WAKE UP.You are now a DAVE GHOST, and you WAKE UP, just in time to see a GIANT MAW OF GNASHING TEETH opening wide to SWALLOW YOU WHOLE.
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Post by dldracorex on Jun 6, 2016 19:07:59 GMT
> JOHN: Grab it and shove it in to the GREEN SUN.
>FUTURE DAVE: PROTOTYPE your SPRITE.
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Post by researcherwisemon on Jun 6, 2016 19:37:59 GMT
> JOHN: Grab the MONSTER and shove it in to the GREEN SUN.WHAT GREEN SUN?The GREEN SUN is DEFINITELY DECEASED. You're PINING FOR THE FJORDS if you think the GREEN SUN is even still a THING. The GREEN SUN is BLEEDING DEMISED. IT HAS PASSED ON. THE GREEN SUN IS NO MORE. It has CEASED TO BE. IT HAS GONE AND BECOME THE CAGE OF ITS MAKER. It is as BEREFT OF LIFE as a BLACK HOLE CAN BE. The Very CONCEPT of a GREEN SUN presently RESTS IN PIECES across the FURTHEST RING. If it WEREN'T A BLACK HOLE, It would be PUSHING UP DAISIES. The CURTAINS HAVE CLOSED, and the GHOST ARMY is SINGING AS THE FUNERAL CHOIR. IT IS QUITE SIMPLY, AN EX-SUN!!Plus, as previously mentioned, ANY ATTEMPTS to go back to when it was a THING have resulted in you winding up SOMEWHERE COMPLETELY DIFFERENT. You couldn't shove this PROTOTYPED MONSTER into the SUN even if you wanted to... besides that. you'd have to CATCH this PROTOTYPED MONSTER first, and it is being a PESKY SNEAK. >FUTURE DAVE: PROTOTYPE your SPRITE.You're not doin' NOTHING to that SPRITE. It's caught up in a TIME LOOP and your GUT INSTINCT says LET IT SORT ITSELF OUT.
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Post by dldracorex on Jun 6, 2016 19:43:06 GMT
> DAVE: Fast forward to now?
> JOHN: Consider that you could still through the monster into the BLACK HOLE, if you managed to catch it.
> ARGO: Continue conversation.
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