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Post by hargleblargleboo on May 8, 2016 3:48:39 GMT
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Post by Sharkalien on May 8, 2016 3:51:25 GMT
>Maybe there's a leftover pancake underneath that frying pan
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Post by The Paradoxical Insurgent on May 8, 2016 21:20:39 GMT
>Ask your knowledgeable partner for the best place to start
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Post by coffee on May 8, 2016 21:36:28 GMT
> Search the oven. And by search, I mean manage to get your whole body into the oven and accidentally close the door. Whoops!
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Post by Neptz on May 9, 2016 1:59:08 GMT
>Search the fridge
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Post by hargleblargleboo on May 13, 2016 3:58:54 GMT
>Ask your knowledgeable partner for the best place to start  For the love of God and all that is holy, do NOT use the stove. Every single time you have used one, it has always lead to a catastrophic disaster! Use something else, blockhead! It's for your own good.
 Okay, okay. Fine. He'll just look under this old pan. Just give it a bit of a lift, and...
 SKREEEEEEEEE!!
 Oh god! A Soul-Sucking Demon From the 666th Dimension!
 Scram, you pest!
 Hmm? What is this stuff? It's the only thing in there.
 Mmm! It looks like some of ol' Wonka's Purple Stuff! He used to drink it all of the time when he was younger!
Sure, this packaging might look a bit different, but who cares!? Let's chug this sweet beverage!
     EEEUUUUGGGHHH. NO! What was that!?!? That was NOT Purple stuff!! At least not stuff that was in date! It tasted all coppery, old, and gross!!
 Mayohopper panics as he cannot seem to get the awful taste out of his mouth.
  Oh, you poor, poor sir. Don't worry. Miss Sapience will try to pry you out of there... This might take a while.
But in the meantime, what do you think those two ghosts up to?...
Last time one got pimp slapped in the face when they were taking a break? Oh! They were probably planning on ways to kill Mayohopper! I think...
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Post by Sharkalien on May 13, 2016 4:46:45 GMT
>Tocsin: Suggest they feed him his own organs
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Post by The Paradoxical Insurgent on May 13, 2016 15:04:11 GMT
>Grandiose: Complain some more
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Post by hargleblargleboo on May 15, 2016 5:19:40 GMT
>Tocsin: Suggest they feed him his own organs
In a very Tocsin-like manner, he proceeds to spit out violent desires that should never be heard by mortal ears.
Yeah... Toc... Those ideas are very nice, and feel free to go do that if you want.
But, I think you are forgetting a very important obstacle that's in our way.
It's that feathered abomination.
I'm not completely sure what the hell that thing really is, but it is definitely not something you'd encounter in Avtallva! It's too...elegant. It's power is also unfathomable to me... It's something more of a angelic origin. When it attacked, it didn't make us double die, it just held us off from that blockhead. Maybe that's a thing with these types of spirits? They might not have the will to kill, like most of us other ghosts do.
We gotta find out it's true weakness!
Then, maybe...juuust maybe... We might get the attention of our gods! Ooh! Then, we might be able to kill that ghost hunter that has been screwing everything up for the last 25 years!
Crazy idea, right??
But, we are not crazy. Do you know what crazy is to me, Toc? Crazy is following fake, fairy tale logic to do good! Oh no!
What we need to do is follow real-world logic to inflict pain on the living because we enjoy ourselves.
We need to be what the gods are;
Pure unadulterated evil!
Think about it. This could be our only chance!
Ooh! Ooh! I bet if we go on and do that, Frigidity or another god might finally pay attention to my accomplishments and pride, and give me my legs!! It has been too long!
Well, it's worth a shot, I'd say. Frigidity is...well... pure evil. Like, really really evil, ya' know. She's kind of a coal-colored jerk.
Eh, well. At least your still here by my side to believe in me.
Eh, balls. He's already gone away to do the deed. God. I shouldn't have been so quick to make him feel like we're in a hurry...
No goodbye or nothin'.
Ahem...Right. Then it's settled. You mess around with that ghost hunter and his owl, and I'll try to consult with
Covet...
Somehow...
It will not be easy...
None of this will...
But,
It should be fun!
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Post by Sharkalien on May 15, 2016 5:40:48 GMT
>Sir Mayohopper: Get a little sleepy from how warm and cozy it is in the oven
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Post by eerr on May 15, 2016 5:51:29 GMT
>Grandoise: Attempt to meditate and achieve the astral plane.
There you will consult your spirit guide. Then recruit him.
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Post by Neptz on May 15, 2016 6:44:44 GMT
>Tocsin: Do you have a super invisible ghost friend that not even ghost hunters can see?
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Post by The Paradoxical Insurgent on May 15, 2016 9:00:36 GMT
>Sapience: Use KNOWING SIGHT to check for ghosts on this floor.
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Post by hargleblargleboo on May 19, 2016 6:28:38 GMT
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Post by Sharkalien on May 19, 2016 23:04:36 GMT
>Mr. Sir Mayohopper: Dream of a guard. Dream so hard, the dream becomes REAL.
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Post by The Paradoxical Insurgent on May 19, 2016 23:33:13 GMT
>Mayohopper: Dream of running, making you kick wildly through oven door.
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Post by eerr on May 20, 2016 3:37:34 GMT
>Turn up the heat on Mayo Hopper's oven. After all- the dumb bird doesn't have hands!
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randomwriter
Your shit is wrecked
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Post by randomwriter on May 20, 2016 11:29:17 GMT
Bird, stop the ghost with collision damage.
Or
Ghost, open the oven and drag him out to fight, instead of turning on the oven. Explain to your partner later what happened
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Post by hargleblargleboo on May 21, 2016 6:56:03 GMT
(OOC: Whoa man. I just stopped by to tell y'all what's going on and stuff.
 (See you till then!) |
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Post by hargleblargleboo on May 28, 2016 0:40:07 GMT
(OOC: Oh, crud! I forgot! Ya'll should follow this blog for progress updates and extras! Sorry I didn't link it before! mr-sir-mayohopper.tumblr.com/ EDIT: Also, I hope you guys are enjoying this stupid tale so far! I love and appreciate every contribution, you have no idea!  ) |
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Post by Curris on May 28, 2016 5:57:45 GMT
Sapience ---> Rearrange Fridge Letters to "Get Favs"
This should allow the GHOST FRIDGE to summon Mayohopper's favorite foods.
That should rouse him from his slumber.
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Post by hargleblargleboo on May 31, 2016 20:01:15 GMT
(OOC: I also have a set schedule for updates. They will occur every other day. Any problems or delays will be issued on the tumblr blog as well as here. See you all 'till then!) |
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Post by hargleblargleboo on Jun 6, 2016 5:33:16 GMT
HUH!? What the- Eh?? Wow. How long was he out? Feels like a couple of weeks!
And what's this thing in his mouth? A...
FULL MOUTH GUARD? What kind of tomfoolery-
Alright! Who's the trickster that put in this mou-
!!!!
(OOC: Give it some time, guys. The .SWF file is taking forever to upload.)
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Post by Curris on Jun 6, 2016 15:24:34 GMT
Welcome back! No worries, we're patient.
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Post by hargleblargleboo on Jun 7, 2016 6:46:15 GMT
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