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Post by hargleblargleboo on Apr 27, 2016 1:15:12 GMT
(This is an alternate version of a very silly game I did on another forum. You can read the original here. Think of this version as an alternate path! Have fun!
Your job here is to come up with the wackiest directions and choices for the adventure. Let it go in any direction you wish! Use your imagination! Let's get started!
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Hello, and welcome to the Ghost Hunt Adventure!
Today, you find yourself in the non-existent shoes of Mr. Sir Mayohopper, an expert ghost hunter! 
For 25 years, he has been hunting down ghosts all across the world. He likes to use them as light sources and energy for his evil laboratory project in Sweden. But, that's not important now. He has a passion for catching poltergeists in particular since they are the most fun. But, he won't get the choice to catch one of those tonight. At least he doesn't think so. Right now, he is in Ireland to chase down the ghosts in a haunted house - Ghosts that stole his beloved Z-Coil shoes for jumping up high places and catching butterflies.Now, he must find the ghosts! He stands on a foggy sidewalk with a lantern in his hand as he looks onward at the house were the ghosts have supposedly taken refuge. Of course, it's a dark and stormy night, because spookiness. Lightning clouds hang over the fragile old piece of property as thunder cracks from the sky. Yes. That has to be the place! It's so spooky! But, wait! That house looks to be pretty far away, and his scrawny little stick legs won't be able to carry him that far without wasting time. He does NOT want to miss the new episode of "Two Blokes and A Goat".
All he has is his lantern, tie, and a half-melted Kinder Surprise Egg in his pocket.
What should Mr. Sir Mayohopper do?
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Post by The Paradoxical Insurgent on Apr 27, 2016 1:18:37 GMT
>Reminisce on your adventures with your Z-Coil shoes, and how you created the legend of Spring-Heeled Jack that one time you visited London, thus wasting even more time.
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Post by Sharkalien on Apr 27, 2016 1:21:40 GMT
>Drink the lantern's fuel
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Post by Actually Ed on Apr 27, 2016 1:39:57 GMT
>Rub chocolate on feet and slide over to the house under the influence of lantern fuel
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Post by hargleblargleboo on Apr 27, 2016 2:30:38 GMT
>Reminisce on your adventures with your Z-Coil shoes, and how you created the legend of Spring-Heeled Jack that one time you visited London, thus wasting even more time.  Oh, yes!
The memories of those Z-Coils are plentiful! The dark nights hunting down spirits that tormented the living and hopping up real high into the air to catch them with your inter-dimensional GHOST NET OF PERIL. Most ghosts tremble at the name of the net. Ah, Such good times as a young blockhead...even if your face didn't change much...at all. Because of all of that youthful adrenaline, you were inspired enough to create the spookiest story known to mankind whist in London that one time: The Legend of Spring-Heeled Jack!
Let him tell you that tale!
 Whoa, whoa, whoa!
With all of this silly reminiscing, Mayohopper has wasted approximately 10 minutes! He must hurry before the sun comes up and he misses his show!
 Lantern fuel is actually a great source of energy for any blockhead! In fact, it's made out of SPECIAL LIGHTING ECTOPLASM! Not only does it light lanterns, but it can provide Mayohopper with the speed and energy he needs to catch up on his time!
Let's see him take a swing!
  Oh man oh man! This is great! The energy flows so quickly through Mayohopper's body!
 . . .
 Why not?
Woo hoo! Ride like the wind, Mayohopper! You'll be at that smelly old house in no time!
Where in the house does he slide into?
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Post by Actually Ed on Apr 27, 2016 2:42:04 GMT
>Into the cellar door you go!
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Post by sirblizz98 on Apr 27, 2016 2:43:24 GMT
>Reading Room, Second Floor.
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Post by Sharkalien on Apr 27, 2016 3:05:15 GMT
>Into the attic
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Post by eerr on Apr 27, 2016 3:10:18 GMT
>Up a ramp!
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Post by hargleblargleboo on Apr 27, 2016 3:29:08 GMT
>Into the cellar door you go!  Oh-
  Well, there you ago again, Mr. Sir Mayohopper! Breaking things! Let's just hope the ghosts that are in this house aren't hostile and are coming for you after that loud noise... Anyways, welcome to the Cellar! Wow! There is a lot of sweet junk in here! Mayohopper wonders what else could be in here... Maybe some of these things will help him find the ghosts as well as his shoes!What should Mayohopper do next??
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Post by coffee on Apr 27, 2016 3:30:56 GMT
> Dance to some mad jams with that beatbox! Ghosts love mad jams
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Post by Sharkalien on Apr 27, 2016 3:33:24 GMT
>Put the pumpkins on as shoes
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Post by The Paradoxical Insurgent on Apr 27, 2016 3:46:39 GMT
>Attempt to lick chocolate off the floor. Waste not, want not!
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Post by hargleblargleboo on Apr 27, 2016 4:40:53 GMT
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Post by The Paradoxical Insurgent on Apr 27, 2016 4:47:37 GMT
>Something more... the plot thicken 8^y
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Post by hargleblargleboo on Apr 27, 2016 6:08:03 GMT
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Post by The Paradoxical Insurgent on Apr 27, 2016 6:57:50 GMT
> Spike it football-style. That'll get that silly wisdom out.
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Post by toto on Apr 27, 2016 10:01:28 GMT
>Throw jar down in disgust.
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Post by hargleblargleboo on Apr 27, 2016 21:56:15 GMT
> Spike it football-style. That'll get that silly wisdom out.  Eh? You want him to...kick it? He's from Sweden, so the only football he knows is the one with the round black and white ball that you kick...
Umm... Well, alright. He'll give it a shot...
  And he's out cold!
A blue ghost and a pink ghost just watched this idiot the whole time while in the darkness, and wonder if they should consider this guy a legitimate threat...
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Post by Sharkalien on Apr 27, 2016 22:05:33 GMT
>He is very much a threat. He is so powerful, he can even knock himself out!
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Post by eerr on Apr 27, 2016 22:16:36 GMT
>Haunt his dreams!
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Post by The Paradoxical Insurgent on Apr 27, 2016 22:30:04 GMT
>Try to open the jar yourselves.
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Post by hargleblargleboo on Apr 28, 2016 4:20:51 GMT
>He is very much a threat. He is so powerful, he can even knock himself out!  Ehhmmnn...
They still aren't quite sure... I mean, that was just idiotic.
Whatever... They'll think of something to get rid of him maybe... The two ghosts then begin to argue about what they should do about the ghost hunter. It isn't quite clear as to what they are saying, especially the pink ghost.
All that one seems to do is speak in incoherent hisses, gurgles, and growls. That is actually a ghost language known as Gobbledygook. The blue ghost on the other hand, can speak English very well. Right now, he's just speaking in Gobbledygook so that his pink pal can understand him. Eventually, they come up with some ideas, thanks to you!
Ah...yes...
But the question is...
Which ghost is going to do what?
 TOCSIN, THE PINK GHOST.
BRIEF CHARACTER INFO:
Tocsin can be an aggressive spirit.
When threatened, beaten or hurt, he can become very, very wrathful.
His determination to get revenge is a bit of a legacy, and might have even made the gods tremble at some points.
He has successfully hunted down all of his victims and eliminated them with his raw strength and inner power that his yet to be seen by any living being. His is also very fickle and twitchy. Also, he likes to rap.
It is a mystery to you as to how he got his name, or what it implies.
The only other being he is actually thoughtful and nice to is his Boo Brother, who has always been there for him. Tocsin really appreciates his Boo Brother.
Why?
You have yet to know...
 GRANDIOSE, THE BLUE GHOST.
BRIEF CHARACTER INFO:
Now, here's an active and prideful guy. Grandiose is the caretaker of the spooky house and Tocsin's Boo Brother. Grandiose likes being a sophisticated and snarky spook.
Not only that, but he can be very cunning, tricky, sarcastic, and snobby whenever he wants to.
Oh. He's also really smart on ghost culture, its society, and the Afterlife.
It's not so much a mystery as to how he got his name.
As mentioned before, he likes to be active whenever he needs to, despite how he looks.
Also, he will do anything to help out Tocsin. The rest of him is for you to discover. |
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Post by Sharkalien on Apr 28, 2016 4:26:13 GMT
>Tocsin: Open the jar
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Post by eerr on Apr 28, 2016 6:14:19 GMT
>Grandiose: Stand above and in front of The dummy and hold the lantern. Flail your arms high up in the air and shout woo woo woo at him while he lies unconscious.(Drawn from Mayo Hoppers perspective)
And, more importantly:
>Mayo Hopper: These ghostly movements translate to bringing back your old FEAR OF CHEESE and CHEESE RELATED products, also known as the NEW OLIVE GARDEN CHEESY BREADSTICK DIPPERS.
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