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Post by lazyname on Apr 29, 2016 1:13:11 GMT
> RAPPEL TO BATHROOM No need! The THERMITE burnt a hole through the floor! Good, you REAAALY did not want to do that. Well, drugged out you is certainly... creative...
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Post by Neptz on Apr 29, 2016 1:26:32 GMT
>Shut down the water.
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Post by lazyname on Apr 29, 2016 1:37:08 GMT
> TURN OFF THE WATER Somehow, you actually managed to get the knobs stuck. You can't really find a way to plug up the hole, so... indoor pool?
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Post by Neptz on Apr 29, 2016 1:46:19 GMT
>See if one of the pieces of broken dynamite fits in the opening of the faucet. If so, stick it in and it should close the hole.
Where does that water even come from, anyway?
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Post by lazyname on Apr 29, 2016 2:00:50 GMT
> STICK THE BROKEN PIECE OF DYNAMITE IN THE FAUCET You take the BROKEN PIECE OF DYNAMITE from your INVENTORY and lodge it in the faucet. Hey, it works! Now you c- OHJESUSWHATTHEFUCK Well, if the building wasn't coming down before, it is now.
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Post by The Paradoxical Insurgent on Apr 29, 2016 2:03:28 GMT
>Patiently wait until the building reached ground level.
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Post by lazyname on Apr 29, 2016 2:15:36 GMT
>PATIENTLY WAIT UNTIL THE BUILDING REACHES THE GROUND You're not even sure if the building will collapse or float gently down. This makes you completely anxious! Your VOLATILITY VILE has maxed out again! Attachments:
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Post by Neptz on Apr 29, 2016 2:16:02 GMT
>Inhale. Exhale. Inhale. Exhale.
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Post by eerr on Apr 29, 2016 2:20:41 GMT
>Oh hell yea, rappel like rapunzel.
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Post by lazyname on Apr 29, 2016 2:27:49 GMT
> OH HELL YEAH RAPPEL LIKE RAPUNZEL > FIRST INHALE, THEN EXHALE. REPEAT You try to calm yourself down and think of a way to get out. You figure you can try and plug up the source of the water. After some reassurance you jump and... ... fall off.
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Post by The Paradoxical Insurgent on Apr 29, 2016 2:42:23 GMT
>Quick! Catch the items you ejected from you inventory when you FLIPPED THE FUCK OUT.
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Post by Actually Ed on Apr 29, 2016 4:36:51 GMT
>Try to land in a moving pillow truck
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