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Post by Mystdrago on Jul 16, 2016 0:34:50 GMT
>Danny: Pester another chum Or be Nick gain Or just try and hide the bodies
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Post by chrissilverblade on Jul 27, 2016 16:08:47 GMT
>Danny: Pester another chum Or be Nick gain Or just try and hide the bodies >Danny:Try and hide the bodies!TERROR! PANIC! DEATH! Can't! Find! REMAINS! No! Time! For-! ==>You SON OF A BITCH! > Danny:Answer chum. darkMutilator [DM] began pestering stunningChronokinetic [SC]
DM: ONE BOONBUCK SHORT, FUCKER! DM: ONE! SC: ◥▷◁◤wh-what?! DM: 100 BOONBUCKS FOR THOSE SWORDS I GAVE YA, I COUNTED 99.99%!!! SC: ◥▷◁◤dude, i can't really talk right now. big bro's room is on fire DM: MY CHECKER BOARD IS ON FIRE! MY WHOLE FAMILY'S ANGRY AT ME! I WANT THAT MONEY ON MY POCKET RIGHT! NOW! STRIDER! SC: ◥▷◁◤look, ripper, i- DM: I'LL SEND IN FRIGHTENERS, I'LL SEND IN THUGS, I'LL SEND EVERYONE IN MY POWER!!! 'LESS YOU CAN BRING HUSSIE BACK TO LIFE TO ANIMATE ME ANOTHER FINGER SO I CAN FLICK YA OFF, I WANT THAT DOUGH!!! SC: ◥▷◁◤dude, calm the fuck down before you pop a vessel! i don't have millions like you or the candywitch, give me some fucking time, i know for a fact your dad isn't as mad as you say he is. DM: YOU TELLIN' ME YOU KNOW PAPA MORE THAN I DO! YOU FUCKING SNAKE?! PS: He is, and yet he apparently does. DM: SHMUCK, SCRAM! PS: I was notified by Papa that you be slanderin' him, see, stop that. He put alotta work inta movin' his arms to cradle ya while Ma went off shoppin' when you was a tiny pawn. You should know betta than to make him atta be a dictatin' tool. SC: ◥▷◁◤a-am i interrupting something here? i wasn't kidding about the fire. PS: Go ahead, we'll mind our own business fo' now. DM: NOW WAIT JUST A-
Useless!
>ΩU Reader:Enter Command.
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Post by Mystdrago on Jul 29, 2016 3:50:04 GMT
>Danny: fetch pail and run for the water store it is your onkly hope!
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Post by chrissilverblade on Aug 11, 2016 4:59:32 GMT
>Danny: fetch pail and run for the water store it is your onkly hope! Derek: ⌐■_■What the FUCK is going on here?! Danny: ◥▷◁◤no time! get the pail!
>Strider Bros:Be FP
Your name is Rodeka Lalonde. 34,000th heir to the Lalonde Family Fortune and Catacombs, latest of your hybrid blood, and an aspiring psychoanalyst. You spend most of your time dabbling in the mixture of Troll and Human literature alike (usually avoiding your cousin's Pre-Scratch ancestor's work like the plague). While your mother dearest goes off to invest in stocks and party, you are kept company by these sentient SQUIDDLEBORGS that your friend Eren, who's full name became far too long due to time shenanigans, made for you; as well as the HORRORTERRORS, who tend to either possess the SQUIDDLEBORGS, or visit your dreams after your DREAM SELF died in an unfortunate jockstrap incident. 50 holes were dug in Skaia that day. None of which belonging to your pre-destined co-players, but you're digressing at this point, and commands are waiting to be entered.
>ΩU Reader:Enter Command.
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Post by Crazed Cat on Aug 11, 2016 6:57:15 GMT
>Turn that frown... Turnways.
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Post by Mystdrago on Aug 12, 2016 17:55:28 GMT
>Rodeka: Question squilddlborgs
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Post by chrissilverblade on Aug 16, 2016 2:31:08 GMT
>Rodeka: Question squilddlborgs >Rodeka: Question squilddlborgs
You may not exactly have the strongest of even Moirailegiance for Eren Egbert Harley Crocker III. Hell, the part of your thinkpan that bothers with relationships is mostly human oriented, but he definitely outdid himself with this A.I. The Squiddleborgs act exactly like they would in the Squiddle show, except they're subject to demonic possession. You still to this day question and investigate how this works. Whatever horrorterrors contact you are yet to tell you. If anything they constantly dodge the question of who they are. Even the ancient tomes aren't exactly clear! WHO ARE YOU, ZOOLOGICALLY DUBIOUS CREATURES OF THE NIGHT?!
>ΩU Reader:Enter Command.
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Post by Mystdrago on Aug 16, 2016 15:15:48 GMT
>Rodeka: examine chest
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Post by chrissilverblade on Aug 25, 2016 19:32:00 GMT
>Rodeka: examine chest
This chest is home to the family's greatest treasure. Secretly recovered by Her Elegance all those eons before to keep for emergencies, these treasures have been kept in a chest enchanted to only allow access to those of your family lineage...
The THORNS OF OGLOGOTH. The needles seem to shiver with the dark desires of THE DEEP ONE. Any sane adventurer would cast these instruments of the occult into the FURTHEST RING and forget they ever existed. But there are no sane adventurers. Not anymore at least. It wouldn't be healthy.
>ΩU Reader:Enter Command.
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Post by Mystdrago on Aug 26, 2016 3:50:52 GMT
>Rodeka: retrieve arms and examine hubtop
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Post by chrissilverblade on Aug 26, 2016 16:51:32 GMT
>Rodeka: retrieve arms and examine hubtop >Rodeka: retrieve arms and examine hubtop
You've already got arms, numbnuts!
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circulatoryEmperor [CE] began pestering feelerPsychoanalyst [FP]
CE: HELP!!! FP: Did SC tell you about the video chat? CE: NO!!! CE: Well actUally yes, I'm absolUtely livid aboUt it, BUT THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT! [...] We've already read this conversation. AND ARE NOT SKIPPING IT!
>ΩU Reader:Enter Command.
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Post by Mystdrago on Aug 27, 2016 23:16:09 GMT
>Rodeka: pester pc
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Post by chrissilverblade on Aug 28, 2016 16:37:04 GMT
>Rodeka: pester pc
feelerPsychoanalyst [FP] began pestering paradeCrackerjack [PC]
PC: You get contActed too? FP: Yes, actually... how long has it been since I was last pestered by Nick? PC: A tAd bit over A hAlf hour. PC: I Also see you hAve been stAring At those devil thorns AgAin. FP: Sorry, they're just so gorgeous! Part of the reason I decided to join the session is because I want to add them to my Strife Specibus already. Imps are the perfect excuse for deadly magic wands! PC: You Also seem to be hAving lewd thoughts About them... do we need Another sit-down? FP: Will you stop that?! My life is already difficult enough with investigating the horrorterrors that haunt my Squiddleborgs. A little privacy would be nice. PC: Apologies, I'm still not quite used to these powers yet. MAinly becAuse I originAlly thought people generAlly didn't think when they tAlked. FP: It's funny that you just now told me this. PC: It wAs lAst week thAt I figured this out. AnywAys, how expAnsive is your knowledge of the gAme? I cAn see you being well-AffiliAted with it. FP: I would be, but I was never really that well-trained for this, so my knowledge is a tad limited. I do have a strategy guide written and edited by the surviving original players, but I never really consulted it since that one time as a wriggler. Couldn't really get used to the format. I do remember a tip at the start with your ancestor, by the way. PC: My Ancestor? FP: Yes, it was a rather ominous one where I read elsewhere that ignoring it had apparently doomed so many innocent people. PC: I think I know whAt it is. My fAther sAys it constAntly. FP: Oh? PC: YeAh, "don't go At it Alone," right? FP: Yes... it really makes me glad that we've got the friends we have. PC: So, when Are you going to open up to thAt new kid you've been chAtting with. FP: Eventually... I just... need to wait for him to go online is all. PC: Server cAn't register his wi-fi signAl, right? FP: It can register the signal and actual messages... but crashes whenever I try adding him to my contacts. PC: MAybe it's your Anti-virus doing things? FP: No... it feels like something else. PC: WhAtever or not it might be, you should probAbly get to reAding. We don't hAve much time. FP: *le sigh* Rest in peace eyesight, you will be sorely missed. PC: Wow, you hAven't even stArted yet, And you're AlreAdy-! FP: Don't make me practice the wands' power yet! PC: OkAyI'llgonow!
>ΩU Reader:Enter Command.
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Post by Mystdrago on Aug 28, 2016 22:58:47 GMT
>Rodeka: Explore as you search for the tomes of your ancesters
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Post by chrissilverblade on Sept 11, 2016 15:42:35 GMT
>Rodeka: Explore as you search for the tomes of your ancesters >Rodeka:Explore as you search for the tomes of your ancestors.
You don't need to do much exploring. You know the layout of the castle well enough to just inch your way to the SACRED BOOKCASE. In front of it? The TOME'S PODIUM. Piece of cake.
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As you climb the tower. You can't help but wonder what your newer chum is up to. You know little about his life, but you've opened up to each other enough that you feel your connection is relatively... intimate. His demeanor is also rather... oddballish in some regards. For some odd reason, certain words of his get corrupted hideously, and some aspects of his daily routine do not match that of any of the races on Earternia. Not even the spastic weirdos that are the Carapacians. These thoughts quickly dissipate as you near the entrance to your destination.
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Here we are. In here lies the tome of your ancestors. Fortunately, you don't have to go through the whole thing right now. Just get to the basics of SBURB and entering the medium. Regardless, if your knowledge of the planet's creation story is any indication this is gonna be a long read anyway. Rest in peace, eyesight, you will be sorely missed.
>Rodeka:Be PC1
Your are now Aaron.
>ΩU Reader:Enter Command.
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