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Post by chrissilverblade on May 14, 2016 22:45:24 GMT
For centuries upon millenniums upon eons, the races brought to the new world by SBURB have long since lived in unison and thrived as an ever growing society. Creating new countries, hybrid races, and even exploring the endless reaches of the new universe. However, racial tensions begin to escalate, society is falling, anarchy begins to run wild!
After a near eternity, it is finally time to return to the Medium...  A boy stands in his room after a long day of school. Despite being tired, and already been given his name 4 years ago at the age of 13, he is willing to let you name him.
>Enter name.
  This is by absolutely NO MEANS a name for a kid this cool! But he's willing to give you one more chance. Don't blow it, man.
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Post by Sharkalien on May 14, 2016 22:48:41 GMT
>Blowit Manning
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Post by Crazed Cat on May 14, 2016 22:54:49 GMT
>Stan Strudel
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Post by chrissilverblade on May 14, 2016 23:08:56 GMT
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Ok, admittedly, that last name sounds pretty fucking cool. Let's go with that, and his canon first name.
Now that's the name of a Manning Man!
>Nick: Examine room.
You guess your room is alright. Has everything you personally need: A bed, a computer, a TV, a Boxcube, and a chest full of Keyblades! Especially the chest full of Keyblades! You love swords, especially Keyblades! You even added it to your Strife Specibus, you couldn't get enough of them after you finished Kingdom Hearts 2! Now that you're out of school for the weekend, what will you do?
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Post by Crazed Cat on May 14, 2016 23:20:58 GMT
>See what's on TV.
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Post by chrissilverblade on May 15, 2016 0:04:08 GMT
Ah, Fishbowl 2. A classic of cinematic achievement! Shame you're too old for this shit. Still... you can't help but stare... it's such a... MESMERIZING experience! You continue to watch for about an hour.
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Post by Sharkalien on May 15, 2016 0:05:27 GMT
>Put the trashcan on your head and pretend you're your favorite Kingdom Hearts character: Trashcan McGuffin!
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Post by chrissilverblade on May 15, 2016 0:53:31 GMT
>Put the trashcan on your head and pretend you're your favorite Kingdom Hearts character: Trashcan McGuffin!
Trash can, EQUIP!
Behold! Defender of Hollow Bastion, Destroyer of Heartless, Wrecker of Shit, Captain Trashcan McGuffin III! Bow before his mighty Keyblade of JUSTICE!!! Oh! Speaking of which!
>Nick:Retrieve Keyblade from chest!
Ah! Here it is! Your prized Kingdom Key replica...! It's the only Keyblade you own. You have to get back on that...
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Post by Sharkalien on May 15, 2016 1:09:31 GMT
>Look under the carpet for any secret entrances
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Post by quixoticTokki on May 15, 2016 2:59:19 GMT
> That chest looks pretty spacious. Clearly the best course of action is to hide inside of it.
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Post by chrissilverblade on May 15, 2016 13:11:57 GMT
>Look under the carpet for any secret entrances
Before doing anything else, you should probably put your Kingdom Key Replica on your Strife Specibus.
You move the carpet to the side. As you expected, no secret door. Dammit, why can't your house be like that Strider kid's?!
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Post by chrissilverblade on May 15, 2016 13:15:08 GMT
> That chest looks pretty spacious. Clearly the best course of action is to hide inside of it.
Now, time to chill in the chest. You get bored pretty quick.
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Post by Crazed Cat on May 15, 2016 18:03:36 GMT
>See if any friends are online.
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Post by chrissilverblade on May 15, 2016 20:49:27 GMT
>See if any friends are online.
You put the carpet back and check your computer, seems that Strider kid's made it online and is pestering you right now!
Ah, Pesterchum, it took them 5 years later than predicted, but they finally recreated it in all its chummy glory!
>Nick:Answer chum.
SC: ◥▷◁◤ya there, CE? SC: ◥▷◁◤yo, today. SC: ◥▷◁◤ya got 5 more minutes to pester. SC: ◥▷◁◤well, time to get the smuppet canno- CE: WAIT! I'm here! SC: ◥▷◁◤where the fuck were you, bro? CE: Fooling aroUnd. It's been a long day.
SC: ◥▷◁◤uh huh. yeah, i'm still trying to get used to this retarded sylladex.
CE: YoU already got one?
CE: We UsUally get those when we're 13.
CE: Or... Um... 6, in yoUr case.
SC: ◥▷◁◤you gotta realize, bro, cool guys get shit early, like if we spent 3 extra months in the womb, and the womb had a gym and a mini-stephen hawking in it. strider boys don't fuck around. unless they got puppets, then that fucker goes in the box and is shipped to bolivia.
CE: Why Bolivia?
SC: ◥▷◁◤shit, i said too much, ignore that last part.
CE: Ok...
SC: ◥▷◁◤so, anything eventful happen other than going trashcan mcbucket 3 again?
CE: 1) It's McGUFFIN!
CE: 2) How'd yoU even-?
SC: ◥▷◁◤that's always what you mean by "fooling around." it's no fucking secret.
CE: YoU gUys saw it dUring that video chat didn't yoU?
SC: ◥▷◁◤oh, we captured it. FP spliced it into film.
CE: Here's to hoping it was made of cellUloid.
SC: ◥▷◁◤but enough wanting a chum's house to burn down, ya didn't answer my question. why do these chats with you always leave me hangin'? and it's never just hanging on a tree branch, it's always hanging for dear life off the empire motherfuckin' state building!
CE: Sorry. Anyways, nothing mUch oUtside of watching Fishbowl 2 again and some riot going on at school.
SC: ◥▷◁◤you got those shitheads bugging you too?
CE: I gUess. What's Up with them? And why are most of them Dersites?
SC: ◥▷◁◤you seriously never noticed?
CE: Noticed what?
SC: ◥▷◁◤man, dersites are treated like shit over here. it's been like that for fucking eons.
CE: BUt the mayor's a Dersite!
SC: ◥▷◁◤that's different, he's a descendant of the wayward vagabond, and the peregrine mendicant. dersites in that family are well-respected politicians, and prospitians are mail jegus.
CE: So, what're the rest of the former pissed aboUt?
SC: ◥▷◁◤some bitch in the parliament claiming to be a descendant of one of the last surviving sburb trolls (likely fuckin' story) who has a big grudge with the dersites after one of them massacred her ancestor's dream self. you know, that megalovanian shit that went down, again, eons ago?
CE: So? Troll Abe Lincoln had a grUdge against CherUbs, didn't stop HIM from freeing the CherUb slaves.
SC: ◥▷◁◤i'd agree if she didn't release a bill that denied the dersites weapon and voting rights. saying they're all cold-blooded killers of immense power.
CE: Shit, never saw yoU as the political type, Strider! Color me impressed.
SC: ◥▷◁◤well aside from the fact that racism ain't cool, fuck that sounded corny.
SC: ◥▷◁◤aside from the fact she's wronger than smuppet snuff porn, i have a dersite friend who deals me all of my sweet swords. how am i supposed to be ironically prepared for the samurai zombie apocalypse without a fuckton of swords?
CE: Getting the swords illegally?
SC: ◥▷◁◤exactly. i'm already nibbing at the law's skinny little necks by pirating all my shit, can't be going about technically stealing swords just because my dealer's literally a walking black pawn... and a descendant of jack noir.
CE: Um... did yoU jUst say Jack Noir?
SC: ◥▷◁◤hey, the noir family's barely as murderous as their ancestor. they stab you with heroin needles and slap you with blackjacks nowadays.
CE: ಠ_ಠ That barely soUnds any better. 'specially since they're mafia.
SC: ◥▷◁◤it does if you're a man, manning.
SC: ◥▷◁◤anyways, just try to be careful on the streets, some rioters seen pretty excited to prove the next batterwitch 100% correct, and i've got a fire to put out.
CE: Rioters?
SC: ◥▷◁◤nah, i accidentally captchalogued one of my bros' molotov cocktails and took it out.
CE: The FUCK kind of Fetch ModUs do yoU have?!
SC: ◥▷◁◤queue.
CE: Oh. Ooooohhhhhhhh.
SC: ◥▷◁◤i said we strider boys got shit early, i never said we got good shit first.
CE: Why do yoU even HAVE molotovs cocktails?!
SC: ◥▷◁◤well, they sound like they would be pretty fuckin' useful right about now given current events, wouldn't they?
CE: Fair enoUgh. All I have is this dingy little Keyblade replica.
SC: ◥▷◁◤oh my god, the fire spread to my third bro's smuppet collection! gotta go!
Well then.
That was definitely an eventful chat. If only because of the last few messages.
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Post by Mystdrago on May 16, 2016 2:13:33 GMT
>Nick: Examine Poster
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Post by birdcat420 on May 16, 2016 4:24:03 GMT
wha? if the chest is full of keyblades... where are... the other keyblades
>Examine books
>Bounce on your bed with excitement
>Look outside
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Post by sawyer on May 16, 2016 18:21:27 GMT
> Find your bedroom key and lock the fire for privacy!
> oh no, wait, it's in your strife deck under keykind. Thank goodness you had a second strife card back when you botched it up the first time.
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Post by chrissilverblade on May 17, 2016 0:41:28 GMT
wha? if the chest is full of keyblades... where are... the other keyblades>Examine books >Bounce on your bed with excitement >Look outside That was the joke.>Nick:Examine Books
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Not a lot to see here. It's just very bizarre.
1 copy of The Mail Toting Handbook toted personally to you by CD, 1 translated version of a trashy Alternian romance novel given to you by SC as a prank, and... a book full of completely blank pages... you assumed it was some crazed ramblings PC1, but his brother indeed confirmed that there is definitely writing, it's just completely white. Rendering it completely useless to the naked eye.
>Nick:Look outside.
Ah, New Can Town. Despite the eons that have passed, this town is still as lush, plain, and simple appearance. Sure, it's a bit dull compared to the vistas you've witnessed in Kingdom Hearts, but it's a nice start to your adventure. Lord knows how long it'll be before you get to the awesome part.
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Post by Sharkalien on May 17, 2016 0:52:06 GMT
>Skip forward to the awesome part
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Post by chrissilverblade on May 19, 2016 21:42:21 GMT
>Skip forward to the awesome part
You cannot skip forward to the awesome part because you don't know the password to the awesome part! WHY THE FUCK DOES THIS SYSTEM EXIST IF THERE ARE NO PASSWORDS?!
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Oh look, a troll.
>Nick:Answer Troll.
draconiformDaedalist [DD] began trolling circulatoryEmperor [CE]
DD: oMg! oMg! oMg!
CE: Alternian or Internet?
DD: oMg! oMg! OMg!
CE: Done being excited?
CE: Sorry if I soUnd dickish. JUst always caUtioUs when someone Uses Trollian.
DD: SorrY, I'M JusT... so eXCITEd!
CE: Why?
DD: OK, SO, WhaT PlaneT ArE YoU ON?
CE: Earth.
DD: NO IdeA WhaT ThaT IS. sHe dId it!
CE: Care to elaborate?
DD: YoU SeE, IN YouR PerspectivE, I'M AN AlieN. MY HackeR BuddY MadE A SysteM ThaT LetS YoU TrolL PeoplE FroM AlL AcrosS ThE SpacE-TimE ContinuuM!
CE: ...
CE: ...
CE: ...
CE: Why so mUch effort? It's... trolling. IN ANY OF IT'S GAZILLION MEANINGS!
DD: OkaY, YeS, It'S PrettY SillY WheN YoU PuT IT ThaT WaY. ThinG IS WE KindA RusheD IT.
CE: ... Why?
DD: BecausE SomE PrickS WhO Don'T WanT US TO PlaY TheiR LittlE GamE ArE GonnA DestroY US AlonG WitH ThE WholE DamN PlaneT!
CE: How come?
DD: ApparentlY, It'S HoW ThE GamE WorkS. YoU StarT IT, ThE Planet'S FuckeD, YoU LeavE, AnD GO ON AdventureS IN ThE UnknowN WhilE EveryonE YoU LefT BehinD RotS IN HelL.
CE: That's terrible!
DD: SO, ME AnD MY TruE FriendS HatcheD OuT A PlaN TO UsE ThiS WeB ServeR TO BuilD UP OuR OwN TeaM TO cRUSh ThE BastardS Who'rE LeavinG US TO DiE, AnD AvengE AlterniA!
CE: Wait, yoU're actUally FROM Alternia?!
CE: YoU're contacting Us from the past?!
DD: YeaH? WE AssumeD ThaT WorD OF ThiS GamE ShoulD HavE SpreaD BY ThE TimE YoU PupateD.
CE: I'm a hUman, we don't have that life cycle.
DD: RighT, RighT, AlienS.
DD: AnywayS, WhaddyA SaY? WannA HelP US OuT? ApparentlY We'vE StilL GoT A GooD SeveraL HourS BeforE ThE GamE ActuallY StartS. BesideS, yOu gUYs CaN TakE YouR TimE SincE WE CaN JusT SkiP ImmediatelY TO ConvenienT TimeS WheN WE CaN GeT UP TO SpeeD ON ProgresS!
CE: Well, It is fUcked Up that these gUys are letting yoUr species die oUt (it worked oUt for the better, bUt that's a clUsterfUck to be discUssed later), bUt I don't know what exactly to do. How am I even gonna get this game?
DD: I WiLL StaY CinicaL OF ThE FormeR UntiL TheN. AnywayS, MY BuddY FortunatelY AlsO ReproduceD ThE GamE IntO SeveraL CopieS TO GivE AbouT TO AnyonE WillinG TO HelP OuT! ThE BesT CandidateS WE CoulD ThinK OF? AlienS FroM A TrolL InhabiteD PlaneT EonS IN ThE FutuRE!
CE: Hmmm, I'm assUming that yoU're referring to SBURB/SGRUB. There are rUle books that were said to be written by the original players after they came to this new Earth, bUt they're expensive as fUck. So yoU've got the right time period, jUst not the right gUy.
DD: That'S OkaY. WE PickeD YoU FirsT FoR A DifferenT ReasoN.
CE: Why is that?
DD: It'S ComplicateD. I'lL TelL YoU WheN We'rE NoT FacinG ImpendinG DooM ON MY EnD.
DD: FoR NoW, WE NeeD YoU TO RecruiT AS ManY OF YouR FriendS AS PossiblE SO WE CaN AlL BegiN A SessioN, GeT ThE HelL OfF ThiS PlaneT, AnD StarT OveR. PreferablY WarninG PeoplE TO NeveR PlaY aNYTHINg CalleD sGRUb!
CE: ...
DD: SomethinG WronG?
CE: Thing is, if I do that... my planet will be destroyed...
DD: AnD UnlikE ThaT BitcH AradiA, You'rE AT LeasT GonnA TrY TO SavE sOMe PeoplE, AnD NoT JusT RounD UP RandoM TrollS, MosT OF TheM HeavilY PronE TO MurdeR AnD ViolencE! YoU CaN GeT AS ManY OF YouR LoveD OneS AS YoU CaN, AnD SavE TheM, AlonG WitH FouR TrollS (OnE OF TheM StilL A GruB) WhO AlreadY HavE BeeN ThrougH EnougH ShiT IN TheiR LiveS.
CE: ...
DD: Please, I'm ditching my quirk this one time to be especially serious.
DD: You guys are our only hope.
DD: Please, I don't want my little moirail to die...
CE: ...
CE: I'll see what I can do. I won't let yoU gUys die where yoU stand! Not by my watch!
DD: NoW tHAT's AN AttitudE I LikE TO HeaR! I'lL ContacT YoU AgaiN IN TwO HourS YouR TimE. LesS ThaN A MinutE MY TimE. TrY LookinG FoR AN ExperT ON ThE GamE WithiN ThaT TimE!
CE: Alright, see ya in a two hoUrs. I'll hope to find someone by that time!
DD: LaterZ!
draconiformDaedalist [DD] ceased trolling circulatoryEmperor [CE]
Why the Hell did you agree so quickly? Now you have weights the size of Alternia on your shoulders. Almost literally! You guess this could lead to the awesome part, but at the cost of two whole planets, and all thanks to you! But, doesn't seem like any turning back now. Might as well get started. That's what Trashcan McGuffin would do, right? That's what Sora would do, right?!
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Post by Crazed Cat on May 19, 2016 23:43:01 GMT
>Attempt to guess password to the awesome stuff.
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Post by chrissilverblade on May 20, 2016 1:03:25 GMT
>Attempt to guess password to the awesome stuff.
Here goes nothing!
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WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE EVEN LOOKING AT HERE?! REWIND, DAMN IT! REWIND!!!
Jesus, how horrifying!
Note to self: Get a password before attempting to enter password. You weren't even IN that part!
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Post by Mystdrago on May 20, 2016 21:22:53 GMT
> Observe seer of time like powers in your password based time hop
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Post by chrissilverblade on May 21, 2016 14:35:10 GMT
> Observe seer of time like powers in your password based time hop
WHAT I YOU JUST SAY?! Not until we get a password somewhere, should we dabble in time shenanigans.
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For now, you should try to get chums to help with the SGRUB issue. There are trolls to be rescued!
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Post by Mystdrago on May 21, 2016 23:03:07 GMT
>Pester FP
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