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Post by Crazed Cat on May 17, 2016 1:36:14 GMT
>Begin SPELUNKSTUCK.
The Adventurer stands before the fabled Hooyagonnacall Caves.
Before he does enter, Our Adventurer will need a name.
>Enter Name.
(I know I just ripped the cave name off paradox spaces summer camp adventure thing but I couldn't think of a damned name. So deal with it.)
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Post by Sharkalien on May 17, 2016 2:32:28 GMT
>Peter Venkman
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Post by Crazed Cat on May 17, 2016 2:36:55 GMT
>Peter Venkman.
The last name is not gonna stick.
Your name is PETER.
You think last names are for chumps.
Before you enter the cave, you will need some supplies.
Fortunately, you thought ahead and brought a pile of 5 Items.
>Show what you brought.
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Post by Sharkalien on May 17, 2016 3:15:42 GMT
>ONE (1) TOILET PLUNGER
ONE (1) ROLL OF TOILET PAPER
ONE (1) BAG OF (~) GUMMY BEARS
AND TWO (2) FLASHLIGHTS
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Post by Crazed Cat on May 17, 2016 3:21:24 GMT
>1 Plunger, 1 Roll Of TP, Gummy Bears, 2 Flashlights.
Well fuck looks like you forgot water.
No issue though, you will just have to find some later.
>Enter The Cave.
Peter's Stats:
HP: 10.
Attack: 10.
Stamina: 10.
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Post by sawyer on May 17, 2016 3:34:09 GMT
> Bad trip: -1 HP
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Post by Crazed Cat on May 17, 2016 3:39:36 GMT
>Bad Trip.
You come across an odd liquid, emiting a purple aura, you don't have any water, so you decide to drink it. Everything seems fine until a half hour later when you are hit with a crippling headache all of a sudden. It's best to just sleep it off.
-2 HP, -10 Stamina.
Peter's Stats.
HP: 8.
Attack: 10.
Stamina: 0.
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Post by Sharkalien on May 17, 2016 3:51:20 GMT
>Go to sleep and dream of bustin' ghosts, just like your old man
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Post by Crazed Cat on May 17, 2016 3:58:51 GMT
>Go to sleep and dream of bustin ghosts like your ol man.
You drift into a deep sleep. Inside your dream, you are using an amazing futuristic backpack vaccum thing to trap ghosts for the good of humanity. You wake up extremely refreshed.
What a good dream!
+5 HP.
+10 Stamina.
You haven't worked out in a while.
-1 Attack.
You trek further into the caves and encounter a Goblin. Will you fight or run.
Peter's Stats.
HP: 13.
Attack: 9.
Stamina: 10.
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Post by The Paradoxical Insurgent on May 19, 2016 0:59:04 GMT
>STRIFE
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Post by Sharkalien on May 19, 2016 1:05:41 GMT
>FIGHT. Use the PLUNGER on the GOBLIN'S face
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Post by Crazed Cat on May 19, 2016 1:06:09 GMT
>STRIFE!
You begin strife, since you have no weapons, you bundle your fists.
The goblin pokes you with his dagger.
-3 HP.
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Post by Sharkalien on May 19, 2016 1:10:59 GMT
>Use the PLUNGER on the GOBLIN'S face >Do this |
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Post by Crazed Cat on May 19, 2016 1:15:56 GMT
You stick the plunger into the goblins mouth and begin plunging.
-15 HP..
Goblin is ded.
Its intestines fly everywhere because you sucked them out of his body.
You got a Dagger.
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Post by The Paradoxical Insurgent on May 19, 2016 1:28:19 GMT
>Combine PLUNGER and DAGGER to create : Pipe-Pumping Shiv
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Post by Crazed Cat on May 19, 2016 1:39:27 GMT
You combine the plunger and dagger and you make:
A normal spear. You save the plunger cap for later.
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Post by TimeyWimeyHero on May 19, 2016 2:37:29 GMT
Proceed watchfully
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