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Post by modernmorty on May 22, 2016 21:35:41 GMT
 Your name is John Doe. After a long tiring night of watching inspirational business movies during your midlife crisis, you have decided to quit your life as a BORING OFFICE WORKER and buy a huge plot of land in northern Michigan. Your job is to develop this land into a thriving whatever you want. Ideas stolen from movies include Zoos, Theme Parks, Offices, and Large Underground Testing Facilities. Aside from a few buildings on the property already, the land seems set to begin building. So, what do we do next? |
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Post by Sharkalien on May 22, 2016 22:48:22 GMT
>Construct a megabarn
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Post by modernmorty on May 22, 2016 23:05:57 GMT
>Construct a Mega-Barn You construct a Mega-Barn up by the road leading through you property. While building it, you decided that a barn needs animals, so you purchased four chickens by the names of "Chimbo", "Chick-lynn", "Chick-fil-a", and "Big C". With chickens also come eggs, so you make a small buck by selling your chickens eggs to large companies for high prices. +50 Money +10 Cool Naming Skillz
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Post by Neptz on May 22, 2016 23:28:51 GMT
>Make a exact copy of New York, call it New New York
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Post by quixoticTokki on May 23, 2016 0:14:38 GMT
> Build a Top-Secret Evil Lab.
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Post by Sharkalien on May 23, 2016 0:19:42 GMT
>Brand your eggs as "Mega Eggs" to rake in those sweet sweet mega bucks
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Post by modernmorty on May 23, 2016 23:06:52 GMT
 >Make a exact copy of New York, call it New New York
As much as you'd love to be mayor of a fake New York, you can't, because New York is gigantic and won't fit on your property. > Build a Top-Secret Evil Lab.
Your build your new "Top-Secret Evil Lab" by the lake and add a new road.
>Brand your eggs as "Mega Eggs" to rake in those sweet sweet mega bucks
In order to have MEGA EGGS you must first have MEGA CHICKENS, So you get your new science lab to make some giant chickens and put them in a pen near the barn. +100 Evilness +10 Government Distrust +20 Cash |
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Post by Sharkalien on May 24, 2016 0:01:44 GMT
>Now make some Ultra Cows
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Post by modernmorty on May 24, 2016 0:19:04 GMT
>Now make some Ultra Cows
You get your lab boys to make 4 ultra cows, but because of their ENORMOUS size, they have to be kept in an electric fence near the lab. Rumors have started to spread about JOHN THE GIANT ANIMAL MAN. +4 Freaks Of Nature +40 Cash money money CASH
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Post by Sharkalien on May 24, 2016 0:28:28 GMT
>Attempt to create a super soldier out of human-animal hybrids
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Post by The Paradoxical Insurgent on May 24, 2016 3:24:18 GMT
>Re decorate labs to look more like a boat warehouse to avoid further suspicion.
> Begin building a rocket testing facility, disguised as a large farmhouse.
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Post by Deleted on May 24, 2016 3:28:37 GMT
>Make a DOOMSDAY DEVICE in your top-secret evil lab.
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Post by DS Piron on May 24, 2016 4:43:30 GMT
> Consider entering the world domination business
> Look into robot workers to harvest the eggs and milk(do the ultra cows produce milk?) Is it feasible for you in your current financial position?
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Post by smuchmuch on May 24, 2016 13:26:40 GMT
(People, people, I suggest let's not ramp up the silly so fast. First buisness then full blown supervillainy and mad(er) science when we have plenty of toys to play with)
>So what are your current funds so far. Check resource and finance screen (you have one fo those right ? what self respecting entrepreneur wouldnt ?)
>Alll these giant animals gonna need some (giant ?) corn. What can you do in the agricultural departement ?
>Gotta think of tourism: Start building a perfectly innocent* small tourstist carnival and a nearby inn or ressort near a water spot. (If you have a lot of money, hire someone to start making plans in advane for your ture fugiant animal theme park)
*for now
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Post by quixoticTokki on May 24, 2016 17:14:40 GMT
> Construct City Hall where you can take care of IMPORTANT BUSINESS.
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Post by modernmorty on May 25, 2016 22:12:20 GMT
 > Begin building a rocket testing facility, disguised as a large farmhouse.You build a rocket testing facility near the barn which you dub PROJECT S.I.L.O (Silos In Lovable Orangutans). The Acronym is just plain STUPID. > Construct City Hall where you can take care of IMPORTANT BUSINESS. A mayors office is built adjacent to the farm, and has over NINETEEN CUBICLES FOR MAX IMPORTANT BUSINESS-ING. >Start building a perfectly innocent small tourist carnival and a nearby inn or resort near a water spot.
You build a pier up the road from the barn with a small carnival on it. You also decide to create and an inn with a pool to invite people to spend the night (Disclaimer: John Doe Enterprises is not responsible for bodies missing from the inn) >Make a DOOMSDAY DEVICE in your top-secret evil lab.A DOOMSDAY DEVICE dubbed PROJECT H.I.F.H. (Hay is for Horses) is built in the lab. You decide that you will use when the eventual mutant animal uprising occurs. +40 Test Subjects Guests +19 IMPORTANT BUSINESS +100 MONEY MONEY |
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Post by Neptz on May 26, 2016 1:48:18 GMT
>Laundry money, but get real money by hiring Heisenberg to make meth for you.
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Post by Curris on May 26, 2016 6:38:28 GMT
Setup a landing strip - It's good for supplying your bases, and also, then create a tourist attraction in the form of Guided Hot Air Balloon Sky Tours.
Money, Good use of Airspace, and interstate travel!
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Post by modernmorty on May 26, 2016 21:46:03 GMT
 >Laundry money, but get real money by hiring Heisenberg to make meth for you.
A Methlab General store is opened near the mayors office and barn, you hired a guy named Malter Mhite to run the store. Nothing suspicious about it all. Nope. Nothing. >Setup a landing stripA small airport is opened by the barn. You need more ways to obtain test subjects guests don't you? +20 Guests +50 Meth Groceries +1 Cool Name |
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Post by Curris on May 27, 2016 1:55:39 GMT
You'll need power to run all your Secret Labs. Try constructing a hydro dam on that river and lake. And since you're working the lake, maybe dedicate some staff to operating a fishery. Food for the masses!
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Post by smuchmuch on May 28, 2016 8:24:24 GMT
>Start a farm a some field to grow corn and a GMO lab. for humanitarian purposes of course, nothing sinister or supervillainous about corn >A boat house near the carnival and a future secret submarine bay an underground pumping station |
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Post by modernmorty on May 28, 2016 13:01:25 GMT
 >Start a farm and some field to grow corn.
Those smart dudes in the lab urge you to build a field for corn, which you do. The field is outfitted with GMO's which make the corn huge. >A boat house near the carnival and a future secret submarine bay an underground pumping station
A Boat house and underground pumping station are built on the road near the farm. +10 GIANT CORN +20 cash +40 nerds |
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Post by smuchmuch on May 28, 2016 16:02:56 GMT
>Y'know, can't help but notice you're sort of building everything near the Lake, you shoul consider develloping inland.
>Hire prospectors, gotta be some stuff to dig and mine somewhere.
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Post by quixoticTokki on May 28, 2016 17:06:29 GMT
> Make crop circles to summon aliens.
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Post by Curris on May 28, 2016 18:27:03 GMT
Actually, in the interest of saving on materials costs - start logging. Cut some trees, stockpile the wood, and replant as you go. Maybe make a quarry too.
And since all these things are producing raw goods, you might want to consider making a manufactory, or machining line. Then you can work the goods into useful products and sell them (wood --> wicker furniture, and stone into wheels, weights, tombstones, and decoratives)
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