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Post by [Meme Friend] TheOddISee on Jun 11, 2016 18:53:56 GMT
>Robo Cop. Don't think you can hide from us, you law-enforcing scandal!
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Post by spacedwarfindustries on Jun 13, 2016 20:59:25 GMT
>Robo Cop. Don't think you can hide from us, you law-enforcing scandal!  Uh....
Is this thing working right?
Hmm.
Well, we'll give it a shot, I guess?
Enter name... apparently?
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Post by [Meme Friend] TheOddISee on Jun 13, 2016 22:19:10 GMT
>Robo-Cop
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Post by eerr on Jun 14, 2016 21:19:27 GMT
>Robert Conners
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Post by spacedwarfindustries on Jun 15, 2016 18:08:59 GMT
 And there we g- oh what now.
!!!!!
Uhhh...
Okay, screw this, we're out.
>Get out of here before the character screen can assault the narrative again
You are now Hoss again.
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Post by eerr on Jun 15, 2016 18:12:36 GMT
>Why do you live in a house with a machine gun emplacement?
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Post by charcoalTorture on Jun 15, 2016 22:53:31 GMT
>Caress that sweet, sweet machinery.
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Post by [Meme Friend] TheOddISee on Jun 16, 2016 5:48:10 GMT
>Lick machine
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Post by spacedwarfindustries on Jun 17, 2016 11:08:39 GMT
>Caress that sweet, sweet machinery. Don't be ridiculous. You would never do such a-
Apparently you would do such a.
Moving on.
>Why do you live in a house with a machine gun emplacement?
This is one of the AUTOMATED DEFENSE POSTS you've restored
since you moved in a few years back. If anything ever found your
bunker, broke in through the CONCRETE EMPLACEMENT on top,
and came all the way down here past the STORE ROOM, and past
the BLAST DOORS between every room, you'll be ready.
You hope.
You admit you haven't explored quite a bit. It's big, dark, and wet.
But you've got these top levels cleaned up nicely, and you can't
imagine any reason you could possibly have to go anywhere else
in the bunker.
None at all.
I mean, how likely is that?
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Post by spacedwarfindustries on Jun 19, 2016 10:01:09 GMT
====>
Meanwhile, it becomes rapidly apparent...
...that the answer to this question is, "Very".
>React to being locked out of your room.
Uh oh!!
Those doors only open from the inside.
You... guess you're going to have to go exploring. Wouldn't want to leave tG
out to hang, heh.
...
This is gonna suuuuuuck.
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Post by [Meme Friend] TheOddISee on Jun 19, 2016 12:01:08 GMT
>Clench buttocks as you prepare your trek
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Post by spacedwarfindustries on Jun 25, 2016 19:25:30 GMT
====>
You open the grating covering the ladder to the lower levels...
...swap your trusty wrench over into your toolkind...
...And descend.
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Post by spacedwarfindustries on Jun 27, 2016 15:22:12 GMT
====>
It is dark. You briefly entertain the thought that you are likely to be eaten
by a grue, then dismiss this notion as foolish. You can try the door or carry
on along the corridor. It's too dark to be sure, but it looks like it opens up.
Which way do you go?
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Post by spacedwarfindustries on Jun 30, 2016 21:24:09 GMT
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Post by becomeweaker on Jul 3, 2016 11:45:12 GMT
>Fly like an eagle, let your spirit carry you.
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Post by spacedwarfindustries on Jul 5, 2016 17:01:56 GMT
>Fly like an eagle, let your spirit carry you.  That seems like a stupendously bad idea. You don't even consider it once
as you lean on the wobbly metal railing into the abyss below and oh my
what's that down there.
Lights? But there isn't supposed to be any power this deep.
You've gotta figure out a way to get down there at some
point.
The catwalk begins to creak.
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Post by spacedwarfindustries on Jul 13, 2016 20:32:35 GMT
====>
In the absence of anything better to do, you swing yourself down onto
the vats. You're headed downwards anyway. Wow, this is dark all of a sudden.
Can't even see your hands in front of your face, so you'll have to go by
touch alone.
But you'll keep going, since you want to be ready for TG.
Ugh. Here you are, climbing in pitch black down a giant vat of who-
knows-what hundreds of meters below the ground in order to get back
to your bedroom, while she sits around waiting for you.
She must be bored out of her mind.
===>?
Command?
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ilikeswordz
Moppet of Destiny
Halloo hullo! Just that dude who's making >BaRA a thing.
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Post by ilikeswordz on Jul 19, 2016 6:19:54 GMT
>TG: Run away in a ninja-like fashion.
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Post by spacedwarfindustries on Jul 22, 2016 9:32:01 GMT
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