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Post by Rucorous on May 24, 2016 14:38:20 GMT
----> A story about four people in a mental hospital. Bored? Read this webcomic and leave suggestions! =)
 ------------------------------------------------------------------------- Psych-Blast
You are a young man. You love reading medical books.
You wish to be part of the medical community someday.
Recently, you have been taken by a mental hospital for reasons you
don't know or forgot.
Either way, being in here is boring,
like not drinking fluids for days, and you want to
break out of this mental hospital of an unknown name and
experience this feeling called FREEDOM again.
About names... What's your name? |
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Post by Nero on May 24, 2016 14:52:54 GMT
>Frisk
>Plonk
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Post by Crazed Cat on May 24, 2016 15:10:23 GMT
>Manning Man Manly Man The Third
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Post by quixoticTokki on May 24, 2016 17:11:22 GMT
> Carl, just Carl.
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Post by Neptz on May 24, 2016 19:10:10 GMT
>Carl, just Carl x2
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Post by smuchmuch on May 24, 2016 19:30:37 GMT
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Post by Sharkalien on May 25, 2016 0:17:39 GMT
>Zoosmell Pooplord
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Post by Rucorous on May 25, 2016 8:31:06 GMT
Enter name.
Try again.
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You can't do it. You can't remember your name at all,
as if all of your memories about your name are hazy.
But this is no time for trying to recall your name,
and you are just going to waste your time if you do so.
It's not like your name's important for breaking out.
There are matters that are more important than remembering your
name to do right now, like examining your room and most importantly,
BREAK OUT of this goddamn MENTAL HOSPITAL!!
Examine room.
You have some interests. As previously mentioned,
you love reading medical books and you want to be part
of the medical community someday. You also watch medical procedures
when you have the time.
You consider yourself an OTAKU. You like reading MANGA,
and you have around 2 piles of manga issues inside your house.
You watch ANIME everyday, particularly those animes with SCHOOLGIRLS in it.
You like to play video games, but you are not a HARDCORE GAMER.
To the left of you are a KEY and a STRESS BALL.
To the right of you are two SCREWDRIVERS and an EMPTY BUCKET.
You'd love to have FREEDOM and FREE WILL,
but unfortunately, you have to get out of this place to get those,
and you haven't even made a breakout plan yet, let alone have ideas for one.
You're not blessed with ABSOLUTE FREEDOM, you guess.
What will you do?
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Post by quixoticTokki on May 25, 2016 16:53:26 GMT
> Wear bucket as a fancy hat.
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Post by Sharkalien on May 25, 2016 19:03:18 GMT
>Pick up that small basketball
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Post by Deleted on May 25, 2016 20:01:17 GMT
>Breakout through the window
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Post by Rucorous on May 26, 2016 13:15:05 GMT
>Pick up that small basketball |
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Post by quixoticTokki on May 26, 2016 16:53:08 GMT
> Fling courage band out window to inspire all who are on the outside.
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Post by Spira-Virgo on May 27, 2016 14:24:48 GMT
> Try to use your blood to draw a magical satanic circle to summon a demon! This will truly help ya get outta here  |
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Post by Rucorous on May 27, 2016 15:11:15 GMT
> Fling courage band out window to inspire all who are on the outside. Fling "COURAGE" band out window to inspire all who are on the outside.
You decide to give up breaking out for a minute.
Your hands are still swelling. but you do a final viewing
of the courage band before you part ways with it anyway.
You hope that this will give courage to break out into another patient later.
This band didn't do anything to you, so you'll hardly regret flinging this out.
You won't be stuck in a bleak situation, read this band, and suddenly
gain courage should you keep this mildly useless band, at least for you.
Anyway, you proceed with the flinging.
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You attempt to throw the band out of the window, but it turns out,
you momentarily forgot that there's a BRITTLE GLASS™ window that prevents you
from throwing out the band!
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You tear away the PROTECTIVE LAYERING from the BRITTLE GLASS window.
Outside, you can see a dirt field and other cells. You wonder why the mental hospital
uses fragile glass instead of durable glass. They must have had a low budget for the
construction of the building.
You recall an advertisment for BRITTLE GLASS™ while you were watching cartoons.
"BRITTLE GLASS. The brand of FRAGILE GLASS you can easily afford! Easily breakable, easily replaceable!"
"Easily breakable"...
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You shatter the glass window with minimal effort.
Now you can throw the band out.
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You successfuly throw the band out of the window.
There's a low chance that the band will do
as what you intended it to do, and give courage to an escaping patient
instead of a security guard who's chasing a patient.
No one in this world would remove the protective layering from a window
just to see a courage band thrown outside by an OTAKU that they saw through psychic powers.Nobody's a PSYCHIC. |
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Post by quixoticTokki on May 27, 2016 16:57:24 GMT
> Be the psychic.
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Post by Spira-Virgo on May 27, 2016 17:44:52 GMT
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Post by ilikeswordz on May 27, 2016 17:53:07 GMT
>Be an escaping patient.
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Post by Curris on May 29, 2016 5:13:18 GMT
Let's be a security guard! Did you just hear the BrittleGlass Break? Aw man! Don't people realize that you're going SERIOUSLY OVERBUDGET with the BrittleGlass?! I mean, yeah, it's tons of fun to break, and yes, it's easy to to replace, and YES, it's cheap.
BUT IF EVERYONE INSISTS ON BREAKING EVERY PANE OF GLASS, then the PRISON ADMINISTRATORS will have your head.
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Post by Rucorous on May 29, 2016 17:49:38 GMT
Let's be a security guard! Did you just hear the BrittleGlass Break? Aw man! Don't people realize that you're going SERIOUSLY OVERBUDGET with the BrittleGlass?! I mean, yeah, it's tons of fun to break, and yes, it's easy to to replace, and YES, it's cheap. BUT IF EVERYONE INSISTS ON BREAKING EVERY PANE OF GLASS, then the PRISON ADMINISTRATORS will have your head. Be a security guard. You are now a security gourd guard. You are on your second day on the job.
You heard glass breaking, so you naturally say in a fuckie walkie-talkie to a higher-up that
Patient 1337 524 has broken a BRITTLE GLASS window, and that you will go to their
cell.
In the mourning morning, you drank just 4 glasses of beer.
You used to drank 5 glasses of beer in the morning.
You have improved alot since the past!
To the left of you is an escaping patient. You were checking on his room,
then you were suddenly outrobusted! You would apprehend him,
but unfortunately, you acid tripped and fell. You also have a MINOR CAT
CUT in the back of your head. You would have to wait until you start
breathing again to put him back to his cell.
Who will you do? What will you do?
Guard: Be an escaping patient.
You are now an escaping patient.
Your name is ELIOT CRAWFORD.
You like to read books while drinking tea. You love jokes.
You are fascinated by SCIENCE. Your interests include PHYSICS, GEOLOGY, and ASTRONOMY.
You have unlocked the lock holding you in your cell
with the help of a drunk SECURITY GUARD.
To the left of you is a flare and a dagger,
and to the right of you is a HIBERNATING SECURITY GUARD.
You have learned a new way to deal with someone without killing them.
You have put the security guard to hibernation about
a minute ago. You are very positive he's still alive.
The only thing you did to put him to a state of hibernation was to
tap the back of his head with the dagger.
Then he fell and broke his nose.
And also not breathing to not waste chemical energy.
Good thing you know how to use a dagger. Misusing daggers
can cost lives!
What will you do?
> Try to use your blood to draw a magical satanic circle to summon a demon! This will truly help ya get outta here
This is probably a good idea.
Mysteriously, you know how to do magic runes.
You think this will help you escape the mental hospital.
You've watched enough magical theatre movies/documentaries(?) to be sure that this'll work.
You're going to risk dying if you use your own blood
for the rune, so you use the security guard's blood instead.
You realize he might be actually dead. You'll just say
it was self defense since he's drunk and can't think clearly,
unlike you.
This'll be probably fun.
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You finish creating a blood rune.
On the 1st column (STRENGTH COLUMN), you shade quarter of the column
so the construct's strength is 25% it's
full potential.
You draw a symbol representing "Support" on the 2nd column (TYPE COLUMN).
The other types of constructs are "Defense" and "Offense".
On the 3rd column (SPECIES COLUMN), you draw the symbol for "Humorick".
You leave the 4th column (VARIETY COLUMN) blank so the construct summoned
will be of the normal variety.
You shade the entirety of the 5th column (TIME COLUMN) divided by 3 rows
so the construct lasts for 3 realmular minutes (equivalent to 15.72 minutes as a whole).
Now how will you summon the construct?
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You try to summon the construct by putting your hands beside head.
Your BLACK EYES turns into RED EYES as a result.
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Eliot: Hey. Humorick: hi master! i'm Humorick! :>
Eliot: Don't address me as "master", Humorick.
Humorick: ok, senpai! Eliot: What are your abilities? Humorick: i uh... tell jokes. Eliot: You tell jokes? That's... all? lol I'm pretty bored.
Humorick: i also can carry small stuff and fly, albeit limited.
Humorick: why did the englishman cross the road? Eliot: Stop. Humorick: yes, senpai. Eliot: I find jokes about my nationality offensive.
Eliot: Anyway, another joke, please!
Humorick: a guy walks into an abandoned derelict building due to curiosity.
Humorick: he gets drugged and kidnapped by another guy.
Humorick: he gets sent to an island-
Eliot: All your jokes are unfunny!
Eliot: Now tell me another joke. But not too large.
Humorick: *said the actress to the bishop.
Eliot: LOL!!!!!
Eliot: That one's funny!
Eliot: Tell me another one!
Humorick: Why was the sightless yellow-haired normal-looking man unable to cross the road?
Humorick: He was blande.
Eliot: Lol!
Eliot: My dad always tells me jokes. 
Eliot: ...
Humorick: senpai?
Eliot: Huh? I was just reminiscing about the old days.
Eliot: Also, I'm a bit hungry.
Humorick: you're a Bit Hungry?
Eliot: Yeah I am...
Humorick: hi Bit Hungry, i'm humorick.
Eliot: That's a bad dad joke.
Humorick: okay, i'll try another joke!
Eliot: Be the psychic.  You are now... the psychic?
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You are now the psychic.
As previously known, you tried to break out through the window,
then you gave up on breaking out for a minute and threw a band out of the same window.
You also feel a bit tired and the swelling in your hands has lessened.
You sense something...
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You see two WINDOWS, and one DOOR on the walls. The door is open,
which means that your door is open and that you can get out of your cell!
No wait, that door's from another cell.
Your vision is blurry and hazy, but it's gradually getting clearer and clearer.
You see an english orange-shirted man who is presumably another patient
talking to some monster beside a sleeping person with black pants. He's laughingat the funny jokes of the monster that declares itself as "Humorick".
You find his jokes funny.
The Humorick monster calls him "senpai". Creepy. You would never do this even
after all of those ANIMES you've watched.
That's just. Plain. Creepy.
There's also a red-colored RUNE. Maybe he spilled his tea,
so he made a rune to try to feel good.
You realize that's probably not true.
It's obviously a blood rune used to summon that monster.
That man might be evil.
You think you might be able to communicate with him.
(In submitting commands, refer to the teal-shirted man
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Post by quixoticTokki on May 29, 2016 20:12:01 GMT
> : "Sup." |
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Post by Curris on May 30, 2016 2:32:16 GMT
Humorick --> Attempt to reactivate the Blood Rune again. I mean, there's plenty of blood to spare, and you know what's funnier than your best jokes? Two of your best jokes at the same time! STEREOFUNNY!
? --> Tell Humorick that you like his jokes.
Elliot --> Rummage through the guard's inventory.
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Post by sirblizz98 on May 30, 2016 3:19:43 GMT
> : Exert your will upon this feeble mortal's mind. |
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Post by Spira-Virgo on May 30, 2016 3:42:35 GMT
> : "Sup." I sup that option as well  |
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Post by eerr on May 30, 2016 9:12:08 GMT
>Wrestle his demons for him.
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", and Eliot Crawford as his own name.)
