Take the book's lesson to heart. Distrust Liars. Consider if you know any Liars. Consider messaging them on your chat client, smoke signals, semaphore flags / communication method of choice.
You are unfamiliar with any liars at the present moment, and would rather not draw any conclusions about the human that occupies the screen. Though you have known some liars in the past, you would not ignore the idea of writing them an angry letter.
Retrieve Quill. Maybe stick it in your hat to feel ADVENTUROUS?
Type away at that computer! It appears that the boy is READING something. You love to do that! Ask him what he's reading. Offer suggestions more suited to your high taste in MYTHOLOGY.
You pause your attempt to communicate to put the quill on. You feel rather stylish and prepared, now that you can whip out the quill whenever you need.
From your vague knowledge of human genders you are sure that this human isn't a boy. Or a girl, actually. From reading their behavior you came to this conclusion.
You know this from a book detailing human culture and also how pronouns were used to describe certain ones. You're sure this human might not mind any use of pronouns, though. You are quite curious about what has made them react so badly! Maybe the text in question was not up to their tastes.
>Human, have you heard of mythology? Perhaps reading some would make a better substitute than what you have currently read! I recommend this one book I was reading earlier detailing a local conspiracy within an alien race taking place in what was known as the medieval-roman-and-somewhat-greek times!
For the last time motherfucker, this person has a name!! A real name. Perhaps you could guess what it really is since you have not heard it in quite some time.
>Suggest more reading material, and tell her to watch her tone. No-one should be spoken to in this manner!
Perhaps a book about human etiquette would do them well!
>I understand that you are upset, but there is no need for rude behavior! Here, might I suggest more novels that will help your mood? Maybe you enjoy the more adventurous novels, in the past I remember reading one about gods that ruled one universe, and how it was thrown into discord due to fixable miscommunication!
You don't understand where these thoughts are coming from. Gods and universes? Where'd that come from? Although, the miscommunication part sounds familiar.
You've been avoiding them for a while. Ugh. You really don't get what their deal is.
>Ponder why your um, dead self isn't so chill about being alive.
Yeah you're not too sure about that.
You grew up with the mentality to respect the dead so you understood why your... dead self was upset at first. Maybe they just got really bad whiplash? Being ripped from wherever they were looked like a painful experience.
And oh, yeah. They were, in fact, dead. Murdered from the looks of it. You'd be pretty pissed too if you were murdered, but in their situation you would have looked for your murderer and given them a proper burial. Well, you'd like to think that you would do that and not outright attack someone uninvolved. That someone being literally yourself. Yet, technically they were/are you. So in that situation would you have reacted the same?
This is slowly becoming reminiscent of a time paradox.