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Post by staircaseofkneecaps on May 26, 2016 1:15:04 GMT
  You are an APPRENTICE WIZARD. You have been locked in this room for months, facing punishment for your use of MAGIC to create ILLICIT DRUGS. What will you do? (THERES NOW A MIRROR: mspfanventures.com/?s=14761&p=1) |
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Post by sirblizz98 on May 26, 2016 1:22:48 GMT
>Retrieve arms from barrel
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Post by staircaseofkneecaps on May 26, 2016 1:29:19 GMT
>Retrieve arms from barrel  Your arms are right here dumbass! Well, one of them at least. The other was taken by the KING as further punishment. |
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Post by charcoalTorture on May 26, 2016 1:44:01 GMT
> Read the paper over there
> Take hammer
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Post by staircaseofkneecaps on May 26, 2016 2:07:12 GMT
 Try as you might, you do not understand this language! It is written in the forgotten tongue of the SKRIBALYSTS, a language none alive still know. Either that or it's just random scribbles with no meaning. Either way it appeared mysteriously in your room two nights ago.  You take the HAMMER as your ITEM. |
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Post by Sharkalien on May 26, 2016 2:27:05 GMT
>Eat that mushroom growing in the corner for a power up
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Post by Deleted on May 26, 2016 4:02:33 GMT
>Use hammer on barrel
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Post by Curris on May 26, 2016 6:33:40 GMT
Grab Yon Wizard Cap, and Pull It Down around you. Enter Ye Mystical Wizardic ~HATSPACE~ --> Fabled land of of POCKET DIMENSIONS and magical cheatery.
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Post by Meganerd502 on May 26, 2016 12:39:49 GMT
>Attempt to create yourself some sort of replacement arm. With magic.
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Post by staircaseofkneecaps on May 26, 2016 22:54:55 GMT
>Eat that mushroom growing in the corner for a power up  You EAT the MUSHROOM. You didn't even know this thing existed until now! You are now TRIPPING THE FUCK OUT. |
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Post by Neptz on May 26, 2016 23:01:42 GMT
>WRECK SHIIIIIIIIT
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Post by staircaseofkneecaps on May 26, 2016 23:08:25 GMT
 Due to your increased TRIP stat, you hit the BARREL way too fucking hard and drop the HAMMER inside it. This catches you off guard, and a red exclamation point appears above your head. The exclamation point also catches you off guard. |
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Post by staircaseofkneecaps on May 26, 2016 23:48:42 GMT
Grab Yon Wizard Cap, and Pull It Down around you. Enter Ye Mystical Wizardic ~HATSPACE~ --> Fabled land of of POCKET DIMENSIONS and magical cheatery.  You pull your hat down around you. It's made of a stretchy material and also is very magic so you can do this with minimal effort. The hat swallows up the EXCLAMATION POINT as well.  You are now in the HATSPACE, a magical, abstract void that most scientists say doesn't actually exist. Most scientists also say wizards don't exist, but here you are. There isn't much to do in here, besides question your own existence and overcome crises of faith. It looks different than last time you were here though. |
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Post by staircaseofkneecaps on May 26, 2016 23:51:44 GMT
>Attempt to create yourself some sort of replacement arm. With magic.  In the HATSPACE anything is possible! You give yourself one extra arm, complete with bones and muscle tissue! |
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Post by eerr on May 27, 2016 0:46:02 GMT
>Remove muscle tissue, become just bones.
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Post by Mystdrago on May 27, 2016 1:50:45 GMT
>Dance
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Post by Curris on May 27, 2016 1:58:29 GMT
Wizard -> Contemplate the Mysteries of the Arcane. Learn a Terrible Secret!
Guards -> The Wizard is not in his cell! There is only a large hat! Open the door to investigate.
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Post by Spira-Virgo on May 27, 2016 3:42:42 GMT
> Ask the hats for some clearfiction at how to open the cell!
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Post by staircaseofkneecaps on May 30, 2016 1:17:45 GMT
>Remove muscle tissue, become just bones.  Since you're in the HATSPACE you decide you want to become just bones. The EXCLAMATION POINT decides this is a waste of time and flies off. |
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Post by staircaseofkneecaps on May 30, 2016 1:23:47 GMT
 You cut a particularly frisky jig, summoning up another hat and even a cane in the process. The EXCLAMATION POINT is getting very upset because of all these time-wasting shenanigans!
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Post by Sharkalien on May 30, 2016 1:40:07 GMT
>Go RIGHT
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Post by staircaseofkneecaps on May 30, 2016 1:53:57 GMT
Wizard -> Contemplate the Mysteries of the Arcane. Learn a Terrible Secret! Guards -> The Wizard is not in his cell! There is only a large hat! Open the door to investigate.  You contemplate the Mysteries of the Arcane, leveling up your COMPREHENSION stat to LEVEL 2! Your veins begin to burst while your eyes shoot magical energy. A stream of raw horror exudes from your mouth as you begin to understand what it feels like to be entwined with the very fiber of existence. In other words you begin to have a bad trip. -- Meanwhile, the TOWER WARDEN walks in on a drugged up WIZARD doing things a drugged up WIZARD normally would. It leaves him slightly perplexed. |
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Post by Spira-Virgo on May 30, 2016 2:50:44 GMT
> TW: Use your magical abilities to track down the drugged up Wizard! He cannot escape!
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Post by Curris on May 30, 2016 2:58:28 GMT
Tower Warden --> Throw down hat in disgust. Read note on the ground! Surely someone as important as a Warden of the Tower is versed in the script of the Skrybalists!
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Post by eerr on May 30, 2016 9:07:13 GMT
>Take his hat so you can have TWO hats.
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