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Post by Curris on Jun 2, 2016 6:58:30 GMT
Endrihyssen Zotla
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ilikeswordz
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Post by ilikeswordz on Jun 3, 2016 5:02:00 GMT
>Enter name: Ellisar Oribanise. Ah, so close! The elf commends you on a nice try and for managing to get his first name correct. His desire to help you has snapped him out of his spiral of despair and into his upbeat sanguine cheer. He informs you that his surname was Oribanise, but like other elves he took on a new name upon his 14th birthday. His new surname, he tells you, is Beruchimi.======> You are now ELLISAR BERUCHIMI. As stated before, you are a NIGHT ELF, living in the underworld of the elven homeworld. You are very friendly and sociable, so much so that you were chosen to be your subspecies' representative for BEING THE NICEST ELF IN THE EMPIRE. In combination with the night elves' customs, your friendliness and frequent physical touches basically mean you have NO CONCEPT OF PERSONAL SPACE. Despite your platonic outreach, only a few of your fellow players have responded well, but you believe that they will surely come around!
You have a fascination with SPARKLY OR LUMINESCENT OBJECTS, something ingrained into your biology in addition to your NIGHTVISION. You are a budding TEXTILE DESIGNER, having already sewn many copies of your current outfit plus a few more for special occasions. You have stored all of these in addition to your sewing tools and materials in your Infinivoid Inventory, which your UPPER CLASS STATUS has allotted you a whopping 40 slots. You also have a strong pull towards becoming a SOCIAL WORKER, but as that is considered undignified for an elf you instead commit many of your hours to VOLUNTEER WORK. Your fascination with SHITTY COURT SHOWS is unparalleled, but you simply want to see the INNOCENT receive justice.
Your gramoniker is edenSteward and type with a small quirk indicating yOur strange lilting night-elvish vOwels.
Your exposition is interrupted by a- was that a snore? Oh thank heavens, your friend Brant is alive! You are innocent from the crime of dwarficide, yet you still feel bad for knocking him out. |
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Post by Curris on Jun 3, 2016 7:26:55 GMT
Bestow upon Brandt fancy new clothing! It is his birthday after all!
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Post by Spira-Virgo on Jun 3, 2016 15:53:23 GMT
> Ellisar, make some top notch Elf fashion~
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ilikeswordz
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Post by ilikeswordz on Jun 3, 2016 20:04:49 GMT
>Ellisar: Make some top-notch elf fashion.
 Now that you've established that Brant is alive, you can finally begin to make amends for your misdeeds! The dwarf looks like he can't afford many luxuries; what better way to make up for knocking him unconscious than by gifting him an artisan robe! Your mind goes through a million designs before settling on one that fits his practical needs and still looks fancy.
Excited, you open up your inventory to pull out your tools and materials- oh! What's this? One of your fellow players is attempting to contact you on your holowatch! |
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Post by Spira-Virgo on Jun 4, 2016 3:18:46 GMT
> Make something that will fit his beautiful eyes  |
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ilikeswordz
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Post by ilikeswordz on Jun 5, 2016 8:28:08 GMT
>Ellisar: Answer your friend. You take the holowatch out of your inventory and equip it. You log onto the TLGram app and begin typing away.
wardenPonder [WP] began addressing edenSteward [ES]
WP: The fondest of greetings, friend Ellisar. Do doth happen to be available at the moment?
WP: Alas, it appears to be not the case x/3
WP: Well, the message I send thee is still of great import.
ES: Ah, my dear Orc friend! It's alright! I am here!
ES: What is YOur O so important message? *O*
WP: Thou art present? Why, joy! x3333
WP: My reason for this address is in reference to the Game and a strange package I have
received this morning.
ES: *A*
ES: That's strange... I received One as well!
WP: Serendipitous! It should appear that all the players have received one, and that a boon!
WP: The contents of the box art the key to entry. A strange departure from what we have been
told to Expect, yet one cannot judge the trickeries of the Game Wardens as mere caprice.
WP: Surely thou had determined so?
ES: O nO, I have nOt
ES: I haven't even Opened it yet...
ES: I am currently visiting Brant and am nOt present at my hOuse, where I'd left it behind.
ES: What's the matter? oOo
WP: Oh my.
WP: This is most dire.
WP: Please, I implore thee, return to yonder house! Doth time runs thin!
ES: Time runs thin for what?
wardenPonder [WP] has ceased addressing edenSteward [ES]
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Post by Neptz on Jun 5, 2016 8:33:11 GMT
( This is probably intentional, but the usage of such incredibly formal language and the weird anime emoticons makes the text very exotic. It's certainly a interesting combination I haven't seen yet)
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Post by Spira-Virgo on Jun 5, 2016 12:13:36 GMT
> He probably just wants you start the game so he can get a head start ;p
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Post by Curris on Jun 5, 2016 20:39:35 GMT
WP is clearly in mortal peril. You've confirmed that Brandt was still alive, so quickly rush off to save WP!
If there's one thing you love more than loving your neighbors, it's bravely saving their lives from any and all threats that cross them. You're so heroic!
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ilikeswordz
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Post by ilikeswordz on Jun 6, 2016 7:19:11 GMT
>Ellisar: Rush off to save WP. Your friend's message sounded ominous- clearly he needs help! But before you can go off to save him, there still lies the prone figure of Brant, asleep on the grass. Though he can probably fend for himself while awake, he's out in the open where some dangerous beast may injure him. In addition, a box similar to one you've received lies just outside his door- how they'd managed to ignore that, you will never really know. You figure that given WP's information, the box should be protected as well. You do not have the time to create something for Brant at the moment, and none of your already sewn items were meant for dwarf wear. ======> The robe making will have to wait. For now, you simply scoop up Brant's charmingly small body and his box and carry both inside his house. You set the box just inside the door and carry Brant all the way into his bedchamber. You leave a note for when he wakes up- you still need to apologize to him after all, and the mysterious package will probably be as big a concern for the dwarf as it is for him and WP. You exit the Brant's quarters and make your way to WP's house. |
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Post by Spira-Virgo on Jun 6, 2016 14:55:18 GMT
> Elisar, go with Brant over to your house
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Post by Curris on Jun 6, 2016 15:23:18 GMT
Let's be WP! I bet you're pinned under something heavy, like a stone pillar or something.
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ilikeswordz
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Post by ilikeswordz on Jun 7, 2016 4:00:09 GMT
======> You rush into the woods as fast as you can. WP's quarters are located near Brant's house, separated by the thicket. Your personal quarters, Brant's, and two others' are located along the coast- the Egas Houses they called them. WP's is in the neighboring set of houses, the Solas Houses, all somewhere in the forest between the sea and mountains. You think you remember the way there, but whatever WP's problem might be, you are sure he can stave the trouble just long enough for you to get there.======> Here it is! Like all the other orcs, WP received a house that's more shed than house really. How he manages to fit and sleep comfortably inside is unknown to you. You have tried to invite him many a time to your own quarters, but WP simply blushes and shies away. Perhaps they need to get to the "close friends" level of association before he can try again. The clearing is still. The trouble must be inside.======>
 That was straohnowheredidhishousego!?!?!? |
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Post by turtleoracle on Jun 7, 2016 11:14:35 GMT
> Ellisar : Mourn loss of house.
> House : Ascend to HOUSEHALLA.
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Post by Spira-Virgo on Jun 7, 2016 14:13:49 GMT
> Ellisar : Mourn loss of house. > House : Ascend to HOUSEHALLA. THAT POOR HOUSE! HE WILL BE AVENGE ;A; |
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Post by [Meme Friend] TheOddISee on Jun 7, 2016 14:59:00 GMT
> Ellisar : Mourn loss of house. > House : Ascend to HOUSEHALLA. OMG YUS PLEASE MAKE THIS HAPPEN SECONDED SO HARD |
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Post by Neptz on Jun 7, 2016 17:28:22 GMT
> Ellisar : Mourn loss of house. > House : Ascend to HOUSEHALLA. I concur. |
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Post by Curris on Jun 7, 2016 20:08:58 GMT
Investigate the crater!
Fall to your knees and weep!
They blew it up! Those darn dirty somethings!
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ilikeswordz
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Post by ilikeswordz on Jun 7, 2016 21:57:12 GMT
>Ellisar: Mourn loss of house. You, Ellisar Beruchimi, are possibly the worst friend in all of history. Not even your optimism and niceties could protect you from your own incompetence. Not only did you knock out your dwarf friend, but you also failed to save your orc friend before even managing to step inside his house. Perhaps if you had hurried a bit faster, you could've arrived just in the nick of time. But alas. All you can do now is heed WP's warning and head back to your own quarters- but not before taking many, many minutes a few seconds to weep heavily out of your own guilt mourn the loss of a friend and his cozy little cabin. May your friend's soul find peace in the stars and his cabin find refuge in Househalla.>House: Ascend to Househalla.
You are now the house, en route to Househalla. Like all dutiful houses, you've served your inhabitants well and have gained +450 karma over the years by sheltering them from sun, storm, and beasts the few days before their inevitable death. Your current inhabitant is within you, which shouldn't be happening when a house is ascending to Househalla.That's because you're not going to Househalla.======> You, along with your resident, are going here instead. |
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Post by Curris on Jun 7, 2016 22:40:07 GMT
Let's be the Orc!
Avoid the Sand. It's coarse and it gets everywhere.
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Post by turtleoracle on Jun 7, 2016 22:53:29 GMT
> Be the orc
> Step outside and assess your new surroundings
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Post by Sharkalien on Jun 7, 2016 23:54:31 GMT
>Orc: Find that your house has landed on a witch wearing ruby slippers
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Post by Curris on Jun 8, 2016 1:44:46 GMT
Your house has landed on a witch lich wearing ruby slippers pauldrons.
Such Pauldrons!
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Post by Spira-Virgo on Jun 8, 2016 2:47:55 GMT
> Orc friend, be very sad, but proud your house has did what he was told many moons ago by your great great Grandmama
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