ilikeswordz
Moppet of Destiny
Halloo hullo! Just that dude who's making >BaRA a thing.
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Post by ilikeswordz on Jun 8, 2016 6:37:04 GMT
(Just a small notice: >BaRA is being mirrored on the MSPFA site! If I catch any mistakes on the forum and it's too late to edit, you can find the edited version on the mirror. You can check it out here! I also intend to create a tumblr mirror sometime in the near future, so be on the look out for that!) |
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Post by spacedwarfindustries on Jun 8, 2016 11:33:23 GMT
Are those floating mountains or big sky-ribbons?
>House: Look closer
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ilikeswordz
Moppet of Destiny
Halloo hullo! Just that dude who's making >BaRA a thing.
Posts: 117
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Post by ilikeswordz on Jun 8, 2016 20:55:22 GMT
>Be the orc. You try to be the orc. However, like any aspiring author/comic illustrator/script writer, he understands that introducing too many characters at once is a recipe for confused readers. It has hardly been ten pages since Ellisar was introduced to the readers and yet already you have glimpsed his face. He opts to not reveal his name nor his interests- he figures that he'll introduce himself in proper in another ten pages or so. The orc thinks that even exploring his land is a little too fast- a good romance story is better with a slow burn.
He'll leave you on that note to choose one of the two already introduced characters to be. |
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Post by spacedwarfindustries on Jun 8, 2016 20:55:46 GMT
>be the dwarf
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Post by Curris on Jun 9, 2016 0:25:56 GMT
Yeah, Brandt's had a busy day of waking up, walking into a friend, and being unconscious. I wonder what he's dreaming about. Or what's in his package.
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Post by Neptz on Jun 9, 2016 0:29:00 GMT
>Be Brandt.
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ilikeswordz
Moppet of Destiny
Halloo hullo! Just that dude who's making >BaRA a thing.
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Post by ilikeswordz on Jun 9, 2016 1:17:12 GMT
Brant appears to be the character most chosen- what should he do? Find someone else in the fog or fly up to see where he is?
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Post by Curris on Jun 9, 2016 1:32:17 GMT
He should find someone else. Because somebody's gotta live in the fogscape.
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Spira-Virgo
Stoutrunt
Huh, so this is the new forums~
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Post by Spira-Virgo on Jun 9, 2016 2:25:05 GMT
> Yeah be the little flying dwarf bro!
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ilikeswordz
Moppet of Destiny
Halloo hullo! Just that dude who's making >BaRA a thing.
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Post by ilikeswordz on Jun 9, 2016 7:46:51 GMT
>Be Brant. You are now Brant, and you are 100% done with this bullshit. You've been exploring every nook and cranny of this yogforsaken for at least half an hour, and flying around in this fog had lost its novelty a while ago. Not a single landmark or person in sight, only an endless stretch of purple stone, waterfalls, and gas lamps. You can only feel your frustration mounting, pushing your temper to a fiery +6.4. If you don't find a person soon, you would rather bash your head in than spend a second longer in this fog-ridden dreamscape. You also contemplate flying up as high as you can to escape it all- you might finally get your bearings straight or maybe pass out from the lack of oxygen and then wake up. You count that as a win-win situation. |
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Spira-Virgo
Stoutrunt
Huh, so this is the new forums~
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Post by Spira-Virgo on Jun 9, 2016 11:05:00 GMT
> A sudden appearance of a NPC, Appear to poor confuse Brant!
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Post by Curris on Jun 9, 2016 19:25:56 GMT
Sure. Go as high as possible. I mean, dwarves like the depths, but you've had enough of prancing in the fog. Soar like an angry eagle! Get your bearings. Maybe make a map?
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ilikeswordz
Moppet of Destiny
Halloo hullo! Just that dude who's making >BaRA a thing.
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Post by ilikeswordz on Jun 10, 2016 4:08:31 GMT
>Brant: Continue to search for people. Against your better judgment (and climbing anger), you continue your search for other inhabitants of your dreamworld. You pop into the window of a nearby building and- OH NO. Of all people his subconscious mind could have conjured, he had to be the one it chose. Under normal circumstances, finding another person would calm your nerves and reduce your temper. Now it inches just a little bit higher to +7.1. Great. Just fantastic. ======> The Bloodelven Ascender, the Reigner Apparent himself- or, as the royal family's critics call him in hushed voices, the Bloody-Arrogant Royal Asshole. You personally prefer the latter.
He looks quite peaceful now- better asleep than firing condescending looks at all the other players. To wake him up would be suicide- if it actually was the blood elf heir and not just a figment of his imagination, he might use his psionic powers on you and fry your mind without him even being physically present in your room. But then how the hell are you sharing dreams in the first place? Why are you here in the first place with this douchecurtain? You just feel even more confused than ever before.
Oh, please, calm down! Everything will be explained in due time but please, wake up!
... What was that? Sounded like a voice, whispering from the mists above. |
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Post by [Meme Friend] TheOddISee on Jun 10, 2016 4:30:14 GMT
>Turn to the voice and listen carefully
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turtleoracle
Nipper Cadet
BEEP BOOP.
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Post by turtleoracle on Jun 10, 2016 9:30:37 GMT
> Stab him in is sleep. With your hammer. In the face.
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Post by eerr on Jun 10, 2016 9:43:22 GMT
>No way, you can't pass up this opportunity. "Yodelay hee-hoo"
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Spira-Virgo
Stoutrunt
Huh, so this is the new forums~
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Post by Spira-Virgo on Jun 10, 2016 13:02:59 GMT
> Arrogant prince, awaken!
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Post by Curris on Jun 10, 2016 18:19:16 GMT
Don't wake him up, that's suicide.
But consider robbing something from his room?
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Post by smuchmuch on Jun 10, 2016 20:34:08 GMT
>Draw a mustache on his face while he's sleeping
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Post by Con Air on Jun 10, 2016 22:15:18 GMT
>Fly into his room and use your imagination powers to set him on fire.
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ilikeswordz
Moppet of Destiny
Halloo hullo! Just that dude who's making >BaRA a thing.
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Post by ilikeswordz on Jun 11, 2016 22:46:04 GMT
>Brant: Kill the heir. Or at the very least, inconvenience him somehow. Killing the prince seems the most appropriate. He's been training for years for the Game, and so has a large advantage against everyone else. His psychic abilities are immense, and even if you somehow managed to disable those you still have to deal with his strapping physique, nice to look at but deadly when you consider all his combat training. But what can you do? Your dream you has no access to the inventory, so no hammer for you. Anything else other than a quick and heavy blow is bound to wake him up, and the tables might turn then. You scan the room for anything to hit him with or even steal- but alas, his room is just as empty as your own. You even consider pile driving the asshole in the face, just to explore all your options. But then you remember this place's weak gravity. Dangit. What will you do now?>Brant: Use your imagination powers to set him on fire.
 You try to take advantage of your dream setting. Clearly, because this is a dream and you have realized it as such, you are now able to manipulate the world to your liking through your imagination. And what you are trying to imagine currently is the heir's smoking-hot body literally smoking-hot and covered in flames. You concentrate, pouring all of your mental strength into this, believing in your heart that you can do this.What the hell are you doing?The whispery voice is back. You are too busy trying to light the prince on fire to really care, and ignore the unnecessary distraction.No seriously dude, what the hell. This is some seriously weird shit. Yog, watching you ogle his sleeping body that intensely is so damn creepy.>Brant: Address whispery voice.
 You decide to pool some of you mental faculties into addressing this likely-imagined voice as he is being a thorn in your brain's side, and the faster you deal with this the sooner you can get back to setting the prince on fire. Brant: Look dude, whoever you are, fuck off. Brant: I'm trying to do something very important here, and I can't do it if you keep doing this whispery shit. Something very important? Like what, getting your rocks off? Brant: What!? Hell no! Brant: I'm trying the kill him. Whoa wait what!? You can't do that! That's bad! Brant: No it's not. His family has mistreated the empire's people for years, and he's probably gonna do the same. Brant: Any of the other players would be better as emperor. Brant: But this guy has an unfair advantage and is bound to win unless I kill him off now. Okay, well, your not wrong. But he still needs to be alive! You can't win the Game without everyone being there! Brant: I thought the goal of MPyre is to kill off the competition. Oh, well, you know, some rules change every session! These are the rules, haha! Besides, how are you going to kill the heir without any weapons? Brant: This is a dream, right? Shouldn't I be able to imagine up fire and kill him? Well, technically, yes. But aren't dwarves unable to imagine anything? ======> Oh shit you forgot about that.
Brant: FUCK. Yeah. That was embarrassing. Man did I cringe so hard. Brant: Shut up! And the Botched Assassination of the Solareon Award goes to- Oh no! Brant: Look, I get it, I'm stupid, no need to rub it in! No no not that, oh geez, I can't believe I'd completely forgotten the serious danger you're in! Brant: Well duh, being in the same room as the royal asshole is practically a death sen- You need to wake up RIGHT NOW. Brant: Wait, now? With my dream self on top of- please nonononononono- |
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Post by [Meme Friend] TheOddISee on Jun 11, 2016 23:44:46 GMT
>Try to dart away before you collapse on this asshole
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Post by Con Air on Jun 12, 2016 0:05:56 GMT
>Adventure: Switch to Elisar.
>Elisar:Remember that Brant is not dead.
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Spira-Virgo
Stoutrunt
Huh, so this is the new forums~
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Post by Spira-Virgo on Jun 12, 2016 5:06:30 GMT
> Just do the oldest trick in the book man. Use the pillow and suffocate the prince to death!  |
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PlatinumUmbreon
Raise of the Conductor's Baton
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Post by PlatinumUmbreon on Jun 12, 2016 5:50:18 GMT
> Listen to the guy and don't kill the prince yet.
> Can you try to get back to your bed?
Also, the inclusion of elves and orcs (and dwarves a little) makes me think of Elder Scrolls. I think the Skyrim addiction is starting get to me.
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