mack18853
Nipper Cadet
Rogue of Space
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Post by mack18853 on Jun 1, 2016 15:16:31 GMT
>Level Up
Your Adventure Card updates, detailing all the stat increases you gained from that battle. All of your stats, except SPEED (SPD.) and MAGIC (MAG.) increase. You could probably gain even higher stats with a class change, since you have no class at the moment.
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mack18853
Nipper Cadet
Rogue of Space
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Post by mack18853 on Jun 1, 2016 15:20:55 GMT
You guess...one taste wouldn't hurt...  OH GOD THAT WAS AWFUL Nevertheless, you stomach it down and are healed for +2 HP. Current HP: 17/25 |
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Post by wintraGenetrix on Jun 1, 2016 16:51:11 GMT
>imitate dat bOI
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mack18853
Nipper Cadet
Rogue of Space
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Post by mack18853 on Jun 1, 2016 17:01:24 GMT
 O SHIT WADDUP |
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imglasses
Your shit is wrecked
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Post by imglasses on Jun 1, 2016 17:58:41 GMT
>Consume unicycle
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mack18853
Nipper Cadet
Rogue of Space
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Post by mack18853 on Jun 1, 2016 18:05:37 GMT
 You won't. Consuming inedible objects is quite a silly notion. Stop making Steve try to eat everything. You'll get sick! |
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imglasses
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Post by imglasses on Jun 1, 2016 18:32:59 GMT
>STEVE YOU ARE STUPID. STUPID STUPID DUMB.
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mack18853
Nipper Cadet
Rogue of Space
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Post by mack18853 on Jun 1, 2016 18:50:42 GMT
>STEVE YOU ARE STUPID. STUPID STUPID DUMB.  You consider crying your eyes out, but then realize that adventurers don't cry. They go on epic quests to save the world! At least that's what your grandfather, Tom Hanks said. You think his name is Tom Hanks. He's been dead for 15 years so it's hard to remember. |
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imglasses
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Post by imglasses on Jun 1, 2016 18:52:00 GMT
>Consume the corpse of Tom Hanks
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quixoticTokki
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baby gangsta
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Post by quixoticTokki on Jun 1, 2016 18:53:02 GMT
> binge watch every last one of tom hanks movies.
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mack18853
Nipper Cadet
Rogue of Space
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Post by mack18853 on Jun 1, 2016 19:04:41 GMT
> binge watch every last one of tom hanks movies.  You are pretty sure your grandfather did not make or star in movies! Besides, even if you wanted to binge watch films, you do not have a TV to watch them with. Why would you carry a TV around with you anyways? |
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imglasses
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Post by imglasses on Jun 1, 2016 19:11:55 GMT
>Consume thought bubble
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mack18853
Nipper Cadet
Rogue of Space
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Post by mack18853 on Jun 1, 2016 19:14:41 GMT
(Could you please stop saying ">Consume *object*"? It's no longer funny. Please take this more seriously.)
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Post by Neptz on Jun 1, 2016 19:18:51 GMT
(first tip for being a adventure maker: people are really uncooperative)
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Post by SpottedBlades on Jun 1, 2016 19:22:52 GMT
> Do a funny dance and juggle chainsaws. I challenge you to a duel of whose adventure is the crappiest. |
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imglasses
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Post by imglasses on Jun 1, 2016 19:40:06 GMT
>Do whatever your heart desires
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mack18853
Nipper Cadet
Rogue of Space
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Post by mack18853 on Jun 1, 2016 19:46:04 GMT
> Do a funny dance and juggle chainsaws. I challenge you to a duel of whose adventure is the crappiest.  You have no chainsaws, but do a funny dance anyways. Wow, you're a horrible dancer. |
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mack18853
Nipper Cadet
Rogue of Space
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Post by mack18853 on Jun 1, 2016 19:51:06 GMT
>Do whatever your heart desires  You attempt to do something to your heart's content but suddenly we are introduced to a new character! Who is this strangely blue man? |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 1, 2016 20:23:35 GMT
>blueass blueface
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mack18853
Nipper Cadet
Rogue of Space
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Post by mack18853 on Jun 1, 2016 20:29:08 GMT
 You are absolutely disgusted by this name. Only a buffoon would come with something like that. Try again, smartass. |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 1, 2016 20:33:13 GMT
>blueface blueass?
>james elbert
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mack18853
Nipper Cadet
Rogue of Space
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Post by mack18853 on Jun 1, 2016 22:02:47 GMT
>blueface blueass? >james elbert  Your name is James Elbert. You are a complete badass who is not afraid of anything. Your LV. is 10, and your class is Rogue. Your abilities are STEALTH (raises SPD. for 3 turns, cooldown of 2 turns), PICKPOCKET (steal random item from enemy, human adversaries only), and SLICE (deals 100 - 500 DMG depending on STR.). |
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quixoticTokki
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baby gangsta
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Post by quixoticTokki on Jun 1, 2016 23:35:59 GMT
> shave unibrow and throw it at spider thign
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mack18853
Nipper Cadet
Rogue of Space
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Post by mack18853 on Jun 2, 2016 0:34:08 GMT
> shave unibrow and throw it at spider thign  You use your dagger instead to SLICE it in half. No Strife or anything, just a SLICE. God, it seems like these things have been coming out of the woodwork lately. They weren't so active a few months ago. Maybe it's just mating season. Or something's riling them up.... |
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Post by eerr on Jun 2, 2016 2:43:15 GMT
>Encounter medusa.
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