mack18853
Nipper Cadet
Rogue of Space
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Post by mack18853 on Jun 1, 2016 2:18:08 GMT
 It appears we have stumbled upon a poorly drawn man in a poorly drawn world! He has no name and there is nothing useful around him. What will he do? |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 1, 2016 2:18:52 GMT
>Consume apple for norishment
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mack18853
Nipper Cadet
Rogue of Space
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Post by mack18853 on Jun 1, 2016 2:29:22 GMT
 There is no apple, nor anything that could produce an apple, in sight. The notion of even thinking about apples strikes you as odd. Speaking of odd, why don't you have a name? All the great adventurers had names! Indiana Jones, Aradia Medigo, Tracer...Actually, you're pretty sure Tracer wasn't even an adventurer. Maybe the author has been playing too much Overwatch. |
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imglasses
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Post by imglasses on Jun 1, 2016 2:31:00 GMT
>Consume own arms
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Post by Deleted on Jun 1, 2016 2:32:55 GMT
>Cry yourself to sleep out of hunger
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mack18853
Nipper Cadet
Rogue of Space
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Post by mack18853 on Jun 1, 2016 2:35:56 GMT
 Your poorly drawn arms are like chicken bones. There's no way in hell you'd get nourishment from eating them. Besides, you need these babies! |
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mack18853
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Post by mack18853 on Jun 1, 2016 2:38:12 GMT
>Cry yourself to sleep out of hunger  You cry, but are unable to fall asleep. It's probably because your eyes are so moist that they refuse to shut. |
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imglasses
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Post by imglasses on Jun 1, 2016 2:41:09 GMT
>Consume own tears
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Post by Deleted on Jun 1, 2016 2:42:21 GMT
>Name yourself "Doofus Crybabby"
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mack18853
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Rogue of Space
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Post by mack18853 on Jun 1, 2016 2:46:34 GMT
>Name yourself "Doofus Crybabby"  Why though? It's quite an idiotic and strange name. You hope whoever came up with it at least thought it over. |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 1, 2016 2:49:02 GMT
I most certainly didn't think it over
>Fine then, come up with a better one if you're so smart
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mack18853
Nipper Cadet
Rogue of Space
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Post by mack18853 on Jun 1, 2016 2:53:50 GMT
I most certainly didn't think it over >Fine then, come up with a better one if you're so smart ![]()  You think on it for a moment, then come to the realization that all the names you came up with are completely dumb! "John Egbert"? Really? That sounds like a name some moron would be named. You hope no one is actually named such an awful name. |
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Post by charcoalTorture on Jun 1, 2016 3:03:22 GMT
> Call yourself Steve. It'll do for now.
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mack18853
Nipper Cadet
Rogue of Space
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Post by mack18853 on Jun 1, 2016 3:14:02 GMT
> Call yourself Steve. It'll do for now.  Steve...You like that name! From now on, you shall be called Steve! |
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Post by Sharkalien on Jun 1, 2016 3:21:46 GMT
>Consume red thing
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Post by Deleted on Jun 1, 2016 3:24:51 GMT
>Greet new friend by screaming in his face
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mack18853
Nipper Cadet
Rogue of Space
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Post by mack18853 on Jun 1, 2016 3:36:13 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Jun 1, 2016 3:36:59 GMT
>KISS
jk
>Attack
>Also wonder why you suddenly have a sword
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mack18853
Nipper Cadet
Rogue of Space
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Post by mack18853 on Jun 1, 2016 3:44:31 GMT
>KISS jk >Attack >Also wonder why you suddenly have a sword  You attack the monster, dealing 10 dmg! Also, you've had this sword for quite a while. It's been in your inventory that you never bothered to open, but it's too late now since we're in a Strife. Dumbass. |
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imglasses
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Post by imglasses on Jun 1, 2016 4:57:06 GMT
>Consume own sword
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Post by Sharkalien on Jun 1, 2016 5:08:24 GMT
>Consume health bar
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mack18853
Nipper Cadet
Rogue of Space
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Post by mack18853 on Jun 1, 2016 5:28:44 GMT
![]()  You can't do anything because it's the monster's turn! It attacks dealing 5 dmg! It is your turn. Commands: Attack Abilities Block Items |
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quixoticTokki
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Post by quixoticTokki on Jun 1, 2016 5:35:22 GMT
> use your mega op ABILITY for the kill
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mack18853
Nipper Cadet
Rogue of Space
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Post by mack18853 on Jun 1, 2016 6:19:25 GMT
> use your mega op ABILITY for the kill  You use your ability, STAR CRUSADE, to slice the monster in half. STAR CRUSADE has a low hit chance but high crit rate ranging from 30% to 90%, depending on your LUCK stat. Since your LUCK is 7, it has a 65% crit chance. It doesn't deal much damage to higher level enemies in this area, but to lower levels like this monster here, it usually kills them in one hit. However, it can only be used on one monster and has a cooldown of 7 turns. The monster sprays its jade blood everywhere due to being sliced in half. You win! |
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imglasses
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Post by imglasses on Jun 1, 2016 15:16:04 GMT
>Consume blood
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