randomwriter
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Post by randomwriter on Jun 17, 2016 20:58:49 GMT
 Today, the world ends.
Today, a three player session, a very rare oddity, one filled with shenanigans, and usually horrific consequences, begins.
And our hope for a universe's creation, through the croaking of a frog, and the overthrow of two monarchs, a king and queen, respectively, rests in the hands of these three individuals. Sweet Bro, Hella Jeff, and friend turned enemy turned friend once more, Geromy.
So basically, everyone's screwed.
But hey! With a tiny smidgen of luck, these three, 'heroes', might be able to get through this!
They're going to need a lot of help.
Please select a character, when ready.
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Post by Sharkalien on Jun 17, 2016 21:20:24 GMT
>the Ben Stiller loking thign [sic]
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Post by quixoticTokki on Jun 17, 2016 21:44:10 GMT
> neu frendemi, geromy
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Post by GreatKaiserNui on Jun 18, 2016 7:15:34 GMT
>Guy in upper left corner.
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randomwriter
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Post by randomwriter on Jun 18, 2016 11:47:24 GMT
Update on Monday, guys.
Mobile is kind of laggeh.
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Post by Sharkalien on Jun 18, 2016 12:02:05 GMT
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Post by randomwriter on Jun 20, 2016 16:43:29 GMT
>the Ben Stiller loking thign [sic]  Sadly, the narrator is torn, due to Bro's hair color, and yet, Jeff's pristine cleanshaven face. What if Geromy's the Ben Stiller looking one? But wait, a member of the audience shouts. Geromy and Ben look nothing alike! To the untrained eye, possibly. Which one's like Ben? The world may never know. Mainly because those three idiots are ending it.  You get the feeling you shouldn't do that.
You are now Geromy. Glad we could come to that decision. You're standing outside of an apartment, possibly yours, possibly Bros, possibly Jeffs, possibly one of the few people you may have been 'borrowing' items from, like a cool game in your inventory, and so forth. Your interests include GENERIC SPORTS, WORKING OUT, SKATEBOARDING, SHIPPING, CARTOON NETWORK and PRETTY MUCH WHATEVER YOUR FRIENDS ARE DOING AT THE TIME.
You're sort of a pushover, in regard to what your friends are doing.
So, what shall you do now, dear Geromy?
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Post by imglasses on Jun 20, 2016 18:15:09 GMT
>Remove clothing
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Post by quixoticTokki on Jun 20, 2016 18:43:47 GMT
> check out sports on tv
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Post by Zerio on Jun 23, 2016 7:20:56 GMT
>go in to the appartment
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Post by randomwriter on Jun 24, 2016 14:12:03 GMT
 UPDATE IMPENDING.
Though it would have been done earlier if the writer knew how to make a flash. Seriously writer, get it together.
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Post by randomwriter on Jun 25, 2016 12:50:27 GMT
 You decide to enter through the front door, as the burglar alarm goes off. As it turns out, this isn't your apartment, or that of your two BEST BROS. Though, if you were of a refined sort, you might wonder who arms the burglar alarm, and then leaves the door unlocked. Truly, the education budget cuts during your childhood did not help you in the slightest. Especially since you've just broken into a total stranger's apartment. Good lord Geromy, you're reinforcing several highly offensive and untrue stereotypes.
 You turn to the channel on football, only to find that someone has mistakenly put soccer on the football channel! Well, technically it's called futbol, but it's obviously Italian for football. Someone has clearly misunderstood the meaning of the game. That's a sweet kick, though.
The burglar alarm continues to scream like the dickens. A man is in the house due to the incompetence of the buyer, it shrieks. Why is nobody responding to it's alarms? It thought it was scary because it's mother told him he was, it says.
A small nonexistent teardrop slides down the alarm's crystal clear face.
 As you begin to undo they trousers, a big burly man walks down the stairs. About time you showed up, the alarm thinks to itself, as you stare up at him. We could state that he beats you to the point of being in a bodybag, but that'd be stating the obvious.
 Your prison mate advises you to avoid dropping the soap, while you wait in the cell for twenty four hours. Truly, sound advice.
It looks like you can no longer be Geromy, for a short bit!
1. Be sweet bro.
2. Be hella jeff
3. Be an exile.
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Post by quixoticTokki on Jun 25, 2016 16:50:55 GMT
> bee sweet bro
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Post by Zerio on Jun 26, 2016 0:00:00 GMT
>hornet sweet bro
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Post by GreatKaiserNui on Jun 26, 2016 1:00:00 GMT
>Be an Exile.
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Post by Con Air on Jun 27, 2016 3:07:27 GMT
> bee sweat bruh
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Post by randomwriter on Jun 27, 2016 21:35:00 GMT
 An Astounded Trooper roams the desert.
 oh god.
You are now beeing hornet sweat bro, as you float around, buzzing and speaking in human terms.
As you wait for a command, you gain an inspiring quote.
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. It's wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway, because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. -Bee Walt Disney.
Yes, you are sure Bee Walt Disney said that. One Hundred Percent positive.
(Sorry for a short update, irl shenanigans are ensuing. I'll be back from vacation in a few days.) |
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Post by Con Air on Jun 27, 2016 22:02:20 GMT
>Buzz like an imbecile and collect pollen from a nearby flower.
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Post by Zerio on Jun 27, 2016 22:11:33 GMT
>Bee'd Heed my warning... avoid the sounds of the cursed bee flute.
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Post by quixoticTokki on Jun 27, 2016 22:13:40 GMT
> jab your fat stinger into some unsuspecting shmuck
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Post by Marimarine on Jun 29, 2016 18:31:15 GMT
Squat like a parakeet and eat a bunch of sand.
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Post by mspaintpotatoe on Jul 3, 2016 7:13:15 GMT
>WRECK SOME HAVOC
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Post by randomwriter on Jul 8, 2016 23:37:08 GMT
Update soon!
Eventually!
In a few days, anyway.
In the meantime, if your taste for shoddy yet cool adventures is still here check out cool and new webcomic
trust me
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Post by randomwriter on Jul 18, 2016 14:38:39 GMT
 Golly, it looks like you're already doing that, you wonderful bee. You wonderfully imbecilic bee which is flying around a grade, wasting your life. Of course, most of your lifespan has already been used up. Little do you know, your life shall be ending very soon. Thus is the life of a bee. Luckily, you are too far away to hear the succulent, smooth, commanding tones which would force you to violate your queen's orders. Glory to the hive mind. Glory to us all.It looks like Random's going to try a shoddy animation for this! If he screws it up, it'll be a regular one on the next update. Sorry for the wait. |
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