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Post by SpottedBlades on Jul 3, 2016 14:22:04 GMT
> Punch Dorito in the face... If you can call that a face.
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Post by heyitskane on Jul 6, 2016 14:44:57 GMT
>Punch dorito in the face, if you can even call that a face. NO! ABSOLUTELY NOT! You would never hurt sweet precious dorito. I mean look at him. He's adorable.
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Post by heyitskane on Jul 6, 2016 15:14:58 GMT
>Enough dillydallying, let's go down that ladder! And down you go!
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Post by heyitskane on Jul 6, 2016 21:27:06 GMT
==> You are now at the bottom of the ladder.
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EthicalAndroid
Pesky Urchin
If humans are mostly water, is the earth mostly human?
Posts: 66
Pronouns: he/him/his
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Post by EthicalAndroid on Jul 7, 2016 18:13:37 GMT
casually say hello to Dorito's relative
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Post by heyitskane on Jul 10, 2016 1:50:19 GMT
>Casually say hi to dorito's relative You don't think that it can hear you from all the way out in space. This... might be a bit of a problem.
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Post by heyitskane on Jul 10, 2016 2:10:28 GMT
>QUICK! BE SOMEONE NEW! A young girl, aged at roughly fourteen and a half years old, looks sadly into the distance at the place she once called home. She used to have several interests, but she has since learned how to seperate useful habits that help her survive from the useless trash that just wastes her time and makes it more difficult to survive in this rapidly changing world. Before we get to know her a little more, why don't we figure out her name?
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Post by SpottedBlades on Jul 10, 2016 15:02:58 GMT
> Samara Morgan
> Gabrielle Lanteigne
> Puffypants "Puff" McKangaroo
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Post by Marimarine on Jul 10, 2016 23:16:02 GMT
Jill Labbicus, Heir to the Labbicus fortune.
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Post by heyitskane on Jul 11, 2016 16:10:27 GMT
>Enter name Your name is Samara Morgan, and your town was recently attacked by the bizzare fleshy crap that has been such a big deal as of late. the town is completely inhospitable, and you consider yourself lucky to have escaped the place alive. In your haste to escape, you grabbed the first weapon you could find to defend yourself, which was your father's antique sword. You have very recently outrun a group of fleshy beasts that have been chasing you for about an hour. Hopefully, you can get away from this cliff before they find you.
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Post by heyitskane on Jul 11, 2016 16:35:20 GMT
==> Well shit, looks like one of them found you.
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Post by SpottedBlades on Jul 11, 2016 16:35:21 GMT
> Samara: Jump off the cliff and fall into something soft, like a pond or a giant bag of cheeto puffs
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Post by heyitskane on Jul 11, 2016 16:50:30 GMT
> Samara: Jump off the cliff and fall into something soft, like a pond or a giant bag of cheeto puffs You doubt that anything would work as a cushion at this height. Especially not a bag of cheese puffs. Looks like you have to turn around and fight. It is only one after all.
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Post by SpottedBlades on Jul 11, 2016 19:45:45 GMT
> Take that sword of yours and slice this fleshperson in half
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Post by heyitskane on Jul 11, 2016 22:50:16 GMT
> Take that sword of yours and slice this fleshperson in half You cut the thing in half
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Post by Marimarine on Jul 12, 2016 3:51:03 GMT
Victory Dance.
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Post by Sharkalien on Jul 12, 2016 3:56:57 GMT
>Flesh beast: Detach from host and find another.
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Post by SpottedBlades on Jul 12, 2016 13:15:46 GMT
> Watch out, others might be there!
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EthicalAndroid
Pesky Urchin
If humans are mostly water, is the earth mostly human?
Posts: 66
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Post by EthicalAndroid on Jul 12, 2016 13:55:57 GMT
>Scavenge body for loot.
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Post by heyitskane on Jul 12, 2016 20:10:20 GMT
==> While the fleshy beast gets away to find a new host, you do an extremely half-assed victory dance.
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Post by heyitskane on Jul 13, 2016 0:52:19 GMT
>Loot the body You can not loot the body because this stretchy motherfucker ate the entire guy for sustinance. God dammit, this is not what you needed today.
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Post by SpottedBlades on Jul 13, 2016 19:00:58 GMT
> Slice the thing in half and eat it yourself regain energy
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Post by heyitskane on Jul 13, 2016 21:05:00 GMT
> Slice the thing in half and eat it yourself regain energy You refuse to eat the fleshy abomination. You still slice it in half to kill it though.
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Post by SpottedBlades on Jul 13, 2016 21:35:46 GMT
> Go and explore your surroundings. Try to find a way down, maybe?
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Post by heyitskane on Jan 10, 2017 16:32:31 GMT
> Go and explore your surroundings. Try to find a way down, maybe? You begin the long descent downwards. It is so long in fact, that it feels as if several months have passed since you began your descent.
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