Post by [Meme Friend] TheOddISee on Aug 31, 2016 7:32:25 GMT
I just remembered that it was the sexy elf who invited us to sleep in his house. When my friend realized the mistake in what they said, they tried to fix it but the DM said, "But he's too sexy! He has crazy high charisma, and he convinces you to sleep with him!" I also convinced him to make "You wake up sore and sticky" Part 2 happen, as well as give that person minus one to agility rolls.
Anyway, more from DnD shenanigans.
"How the fuck is it that big? That isn't physically possible!"
"Quit trying to pickpocket the Lich"
"You turn the rich guys clothes into bandages. You keep the Top Hat and Monocle though."
"This entire exchange with this elf is fucked, taking in my character's age" "This is medieval times in an alternate reality. No one gives a shit"
"Did that guard just assume my gender?!"
"You bitch slap the wolf. It's a crit one hit kill..."
"You bitch slap the guard. It's a crit plus armor bonus OHK..."
"You bitch slap the spider. It isn't a crit, but it's pissed and ties up your friend"
"I've seen enough Hentai to know where this is going"
"Oi! Give the kid his longsword back!"
"Why are three of your character sheets fucking Homestuck fantrolls?"
It sounds like both of us have pretty exciting adventures going on. I'm co-DMing since my brother (who doesn't have a whole lot of DMing experience) is trying to run a game with... I think 10 or 11? people (some of whom don't show up every time, admittedly, but we almost always have at least 8) It's quite hectic.
And I remembered a few more gems:
"Stop making fun of my backstory just because the total trauma count isn't high enough."
"I think Vagabounce fits our current jail-time antics perfectly."
"Stop trying to loot the room before you get out of your jail cell."
"Noooo! I caught that sword fair and square, I should be its master now."
One last final hurrah, like the final defiant scream of a dying man.