What's the most out-of-contextable thing you've ever said?

"I don't want my face spread all over the Internet!"

"There's a ninja on a scooter, fighting panthers with like, skulls. But none of that is actually there, it's just a kid in a baseball cap."

Speaking of D&D... the group I help run has had some... INTERESTING experiences.

"Equestria is now canonically a part of this world's lore by the power of natural 20s."

"That wall was now retroactively made of styrofoam because budget cuts."

"I lick the door." "Roll saving throw vs. arsenic poisoning."

"I'm going to stick a copypasta into my monologue."

"Our paladins come in two flavors. Lawful stupid and chaotic stupid."

"The suits of armor may or may not be relevant to the fight."

"No you cannot turn the rug into a cape."

"I'm disappointed that the boss monster is weaker than the lackeys we can one shot at level 1."

"One casualty and that was technically our fault."

"Are rugs immune to poison damage?"

"I set the door on fire."

"Could someone please come in here and get this bed off of me?"

"You find nothing on the chandelier except for fall damage."

"We take all the curtains in the castle."

"It's quiet. Nothing can be heard in the tiny town. As you watch, the dusty wind blows a tumbleweed across the rooftops."

"You mean it's just bedsheets? We should have slept in the forest."

"Can we sell him these spare noble heads?"

"It's not really beer, it's just muddy water."

I think that's all the good ones so far... That work out of context at least.
...
That's actually a lot.

It sounds like both of us have pretty exciting adventures going on. I'm co-DMing since my brother (who doesn't have a whole lot of DMing experience) is trying to run a game with... I think 10 or 11? people (some of whom don't show up every time, admittedly, but we almost always have at least 8) It's quite hectic.

And I remembered a few more gems:

"Stop making fun of my backstory just because the total trauma count isn't high enough."

"I think Vagabounce fits our current jail-time antics perfectly."

"Stop trying to loot the room before you get out of your jail cell."

"Noooo! I caught that sword fair and square, I should be its master now."

"And that's a shit name, so you better not be dead."

"I know you're just making farting noises with your hands, so you better come on out of there"

Heard in Civilization class:

"Killing dragons is a sign of status."

"I was about to tell you off for smacking cars with your guitar but then I happened anyways."

"Just so you know, if Hugmaster comes after me I'm roflstomping him."

"Gee! Sure wish someone would shoot her in the face and kill everyone else too!"

I ace of spades my way through the portal.

"After searching pictures, it happens that crocodile penises are weirdly shaped. I'll look for something more suitable. Do you feel my dedication to homoerotic sex?"

"If I'm going to be the Joker, I'm not sure what that says about your guys' opinion of me."