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Post by SpottedBlades on Jun 27, 2016 17:37:10 GMT
There are some times, when one talks about a given subject, and one realizes that some sentences are really weird when taken out of context.
This morning I had this legit thought: "Those pickles should taste less like plants and more like carrots".
But on the moment, it had made so much sense.
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Post by Sharkalien on Jun 27, 2016 17:40:14 GMT
"It's not my fault they're all dead. I thought they could fly"
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imglasses
Your shit is wrecked
Meet the Meme Team
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Post by imglasses on Jun 27, 2016 17:44:50 GMT
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Post by Sharkalien on Jun 27, 2016 18:04:25 GMT
"Okay, but how about this:
TWINCEST"
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Post by SpottedBlades on Jun 27, 2016 18:18:23 GMT
"I must find a way to put those tiny mittens on my headphones."
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Post by Zerio on Jun 27, 2016 22:44:47 GMT
"When your chain doesn't work and you end up running off into the ocean."
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wandabel
Juvesquirt
on a quest to watch every nic cage movie (44% comlplete)
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Post by wandabel on Jun 28, 2016 5:38:27 GMT
"Just grab the five-pound jar of weed in Grandpa's room."
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quixoticTokki
Void
baby gangsta
Posts: 702
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Post by quixoticTokki on Jun 28, 2016 5:45:34 GMT
"I really want to use grand dad somehow."
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PlatinumUmbreon
Raise of the Conductor's Baton
A thumbs-up to you, good sir/ma'am!
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Post by PlatinumUmbreon on Jun 28, 2016 5:48:46 GMT
"When I'm being a sneaky girl, yes." We were both playing our copies of Skyrim on Steam. I was doing the Dark Brotherhood questline at the time, and my friend asked me if I use the gear the Brotherhood gave me. |
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Post by Sharkalien on Jun 28, 2016 6:11:47 GMT
"Why does your hair smell like pretzels"
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Post by SpottedBlades on Jun 29, 2016 1:40:27 GMT
"Those are vegetables. They're not supposed to burn."
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Post by Neptz on Jun 29, 2016 7:30:07 GMT
"This shampoo is a milkshake"
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Post by Sharkalien on Jun 29, 2016 22:36:24 GMT
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quixoticTokki
Void
baby gangsta
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Post by quixoticTokki on Jun 30, 2016 0:39:24 GMT
"I'm sorry you're not alive yet - you don't have eyes."
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Post by SpottedBlades on Jun 30, 2016 1:05:35 GMT
"If she did pee in the soup, why would she eat it?"
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Post by Neptz on Jun 30, 2016 1:15:08 GMT
"Brush your ass and wipe your teeth"
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Post by Sharkalien on Jun 30, 2016 11:41:01 GMT
"I'm a cockroach Aurora Borealis"
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Post by Sharkalien on Jul 3, 2016 3:38:41 GMT
"Don't rope me into your sick foot fetish"
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researcherwisemon
MOB1US DOUBL3 R34CH4ROUND
*Swooshy Energy Sounds*
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Post by researcherwisemon on Jul 3, 2016 4:47:50 GMT
I take it back, THAT is the fastest turn over for a Smithy Apprenticeship I have ever seen. If necessary, the only context necessary to really understand is ESO: Dark Brotherhood DLC and REPEATABLE QUESTS. |
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Post by SpottedBlades on Jul 3, 2016 11:42:50 GMT
"But what if they shampoo instead? Would that be the end of surprise buttsex?"
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Post by hargleblargleboo on Jul 3, 2016 22:23:14 GMT
"Yeah, they should also have something like...Crunchyroll After Dark."
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researcherwisemon
MOB1US DOUBL3 R34CH4ROUND
*Swooshy Energy Sounds*
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Post by researcherwisemon on Jul 3, 2016 23:41:14 GMT
"Well, I *am* A werewolf, so yes, yes I am.  " |
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Post by heyitskane on Jul 6, 2016 22:38:03 GMT
People tend to be very bad at being boats.
No! Get the ass-foam away from me.
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Post by Sharkalien on Jul 7, 2016 22:22:55 GMT
"She's always looking for an excuse to pee in buckets, dude"
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Post by Neptz on Jul 7, 2016 22:53:25 GMT
"I swirlied his dick, the well was filled with piss"
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