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Post by Sharkalien on Jul 16, 2016 22:45:23 GMT
>Hotdiggity: Eat that sprout
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Crom
Juvesquirt
"Should I make a sprite comic?" Brian Clevinger says "No."
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Post by Crom on Jul 16, 2016 22:47:21 GMT
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Post by heyitskane on Jul 16, 2016 23:31:19 GMT
>Activate level 27 dancetech: Macarena of doom!
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nikitaw99
Gadabout Pipsqueak
Preparing update for Stickventures :)
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Post by nikitaw99 on Jul 21, 2016 16:26:30 GMT
Readers: Mourn the loss of a new character. Readers: Think it was Vriska who did it.
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Post by heyitskane on Jul 21, 2016 16:53:47 GMT
Readers: Mourn the loss of a new character. Readers: Think it was Vriska who did it. >Vriska: reveal it was you who did it
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Post by slimeman6669 on Jul 21, 2016 21:44:14 GMT
recover your bean and eat the watermelon
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Post by kan on Jul 21, 2016 21:45:09 GMT
>eat the watermelon by unhinging your jaw like a snake
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Post by Con Air on Jul 21, 2016 23:20:48 GMT
police: arrival
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Post by Curris on Jul 22, 2016 20:49:42 GMT
Read the noted clever hidden in that MessageMelon©
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immemorAugur
Bravesprout
"I'm a Wizard, Lizard, and about to cast a Blizzard." -My level 109 Argonian mage
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Post by immemorAugur on Jul 28, 2016 0:22:50 GMT
>First, eat the watermelon whole. Second, Read the note. Or not. I can't boss you around. Except for that watermelon thing.
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Post by Curris on Jul 29, 2016 4:12:54 GMT
Oh dear. How much is the ransom This Time?
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Post by slimeman6669 on Nov 21, 2016 0:49:29 GMT
do as the note commands and make those tears useful for something
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Post by Sharkalien on Nov 21, 2016 22:07:49 GMT
>Juice all the moisture out of the watermelon and use that to water the plant instead
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Post by Curris on Nov 28, 2016 1:06:07 GMT
Now that you have a plan, be suddenly filled with HOPE. You will escape this place! Hooray!
Run out of tears.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 16, 2018 0:28:51 GMT
After about two years of inactivity you are greeted with the posts disappearing, again, and then this message. "...What? WHAT?!" You think to yourself, for you invested your blood, sweat and *your own* damn tears into the life of this little crying bean guy. With this you realise that God isn't your friend and that he probably never was. You proceed to be cursed with the same headache the author is currently suffering, ouch, -10 health. This really isn't your day, at all. Do you even dare respond to this anymore? At this time, you couldn't say. Nobody could.
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Post by acebigboy on Jan 16, 2018 0:38:57 GMT
>LOng man: crunch on some yummy ceramic you sad man God slap u right on ur S
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Post by slimeman6669 on Jan 16, 2018 0:49:14 GMT
Fight God
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telaxius
corpse party
I don't want to go onto the cart!
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Post by telaxius on Jan 16, 2018 1:02:03 GMT
> Engage in a musical number reminiscent of The Nightmare Before Christmas about how you didn't expect to be brought back from death.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 17, 2018 9:20:48 GMT
You wake up from some very weird and badly drawn dreams. It feels like years since you've been awake, honestly. What will you do?
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Post by Deleted on Feb 28, 2018 13:20:12 GMT
>Hotdiggity: Eat that sprout You wake up for real this time, without a fancy bed or that interesting experience called having a "nightmare". The only thing you're left with now is your own tearfilled apathy and the bright and omnious void created by the four walls of the room you've been held captive in for oh, so long. That, and the bright green shining petals of the little sprout emerging from a crack in the floor. You can feel your beanshaped stomach rumbling at the sight of it, but... You couldn't possibly try to eat your only friend, could you?
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Post by slimeman6669 on Feb 28, 2018 15:10:59 GMT
eat your own Ham. Water the plant as you cry in pain from the crunch
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Post by acebigboy on Feb 28, 2018 15:33:24 GMT
eat that thing nasty long boy
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Post by Deleted on Feb 28, 2018 20:34:52 GMT
eat that thing nasty long boy You can't help but thinking of the SWEET SWEET CONSUMPTION. Dumb, dumb, stupid, dumb! This is the dumbest idea you've had in months! And yet... The thought is enticing... NO! Absolutely not! This LITTLE PLANT is your only string of sanity left in this world! If you were to do something so obviously STUPID it would only be you, and those FOUR WALLS again! You need come up with something better to do!
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Post by acebigboy on Feb 28, 2018 21:40:27 GMT
eat those foour walls. eat Something. theres no escape and the only thing thats real is the two hands youre sobbing into long man.
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