axolotlSushi
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Post by axolotlSushi on Dec 14, 2017 18:05:28 GMT
*continues stirring, but suspiciously*
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Post by sillyConformist on Dec 14, 2017 18:35:36 GMT
*Starts shaking instead*
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Post by cealvan on Dec 14, 2017 21:24:48 GMT
that's a saying that can be turned into a pun right? stir the pot? am i just going crazy?
ya, the unicorn next to me says that i'm defiantly not crazy
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axolotlSushi
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Post by axolotlSushi on Dec 15, 2017 0:42:59 GMT
I have a question for the unicorn.
Does the Santa hat go behind the horn, or on the horn?
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Post by cealvan on Dec 16, 2017 21:23:22 GMT
why not both?
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axolotlSushi
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Post by axolotlSushi on Dec 17, 2017 1:40:56 GMT
Are you implying that the world could handle a unicorn wearing two santa hats?
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Post by cealvan on Dec 18, 2017 23:25:20 GMT
are you implying i am concerned about what the world could handle?
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axolotlSushi
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Post by axolotlSushi on Dec 19, 2017 2:11:16 GMT
Are you implying that I would ever imply such a thing?!
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Post by cealvan on Dec 20, 2017 0:11:56 GMT
are you implying that i might not be implying such a thing?
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axolotlSushi
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Post by axolotlSushi on Dec 20, 2017 1:01:04 GMT
Are you implying that anything I would imply might be a falsehood? Because you'd be absolutely correct.
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Post by cealvan on Dec 21, 2017 0:10:26 GMT
yes... yes i am.
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axolotlSushi
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Post by axolotlSushi on Dec 21, 2017 0:55:03 GMT
つ ͡°_ʖ ͡° つ
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Post by sillyConformist on Dec 26, 2017 4:19:00 GMT
My head hurts after reading this.
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Post by cealvan on Dec 27, 2017 1:08:17 GMT
welcome to my life, where my head always hurts maybe i should get it checked
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axolotlSushi
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Post by axolotlSushi on Dec 28, 2017 21:24:36 GMT
(On that note, I actually had the same problem until I started getting acupuncture.)
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Post by cealvan on Dec 29, 2017 1:49:30 GMT
oh that sounds like a good idea *tries acupuncture on self *fails miserably *goes blind or something dang it, i trusted you!!!!!
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axolotlSushi
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Post by axolotlSushi on Dec 29, 2017 2:21:39 GMT
By a trained professional, p l e a s e
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Post by cealvan on Dec 29, 2017 18:51:49 GMT
m4yb3 you should h4v3 s41d th4t 3arl13r
pr3f3r1bly B3FOR3 1 w3nt bl1nd
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axolotlSushi
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Post by axolotlSushi on Dec 30, 2017 0:05:36 GMT
Some things should go without saying, I trusted everyone on this forum to be intelligent enough to know that "Don't jab yourself randomly with needles" is one of them.
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Post by sillyConformist on Dec 30, 2017 4:56:15 GMT
I mean, that's kinda my main passtime. What else am I supposed to do then?
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axolotlSushi
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Post by axolotlSushi on Dec 30, 2017 5:24:17 GMT
You're in the clear. It's not random if it's your main pass time.
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telaxius
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Post by telaxius on Dec 30, 2017 7:58:17 GMT
What's even worse than jabbing yourself randomly with needles is jabbing yourself with random needles. Finding out what's inside the needles is half the fun!
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axolotlSushi
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Post by axolotlSushi on Dec 30, 2017 13:42:46 GMT
That does sound fun! But what's the other half?
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Post by sillyConformist on Dec 30, 2017 20:09:38 GMT
It still has to do with what's in the needles, but in a very different way.
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axolotlSushi
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Post by axolotlSushi on Dec 31, 2017 3:33:15 GMT
Sounds like even more fun, count me in.
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