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Post by cealvan on Dec 31, 2017 23:13:05 GMT
w4s th3r3 supos3d to b3 stuff 1n th3 n33dl3s th4t 1 bl1nd3d mys3lf w1th?
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Post by sillyConformist on Dec 31, 2017 23:55:25 GMT
Dunno, I'm not really familiar with acupuncture.
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Post by axolotlSushi on Jan 3, 2018 5:55:35 GMT
There wasn't, for the record.
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Post by telaxius on Jan 3, 2018 9:41:40 GMT
You've deluded yourself into thinking that there was stuff in there to make you blind. Now, both figuratively and literally, open your eyes!
I think that whatever was in there made your tongue numb, so that would explain the weird way you're talking.
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Post by cealvan on Jan 3, 2018 15:45:10 GMT
*opens eyes*
*sees the light of day*
oh, i'm not blind, i guess i don't have to talk like i'm blind anymore then.
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Post by sillyConformist on Jan 3, 2018 19:38:50 GMT
telaxius just cured a blind man using nothing but his words! Amazing!
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Post by telaxius on Jan 3, 2018 23:36:36 GMT
It helps if they were never blind to begin with.
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Post by sillyConformist on Jan 4, 2018 0:46:03 GMT
Don't try to downplay it, that was astounding!
*Starts bowing before telaxius*
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Post by telaxius on Jan 4, 2018 0:59:02 GMT
I think I know some people you would like. Have you ever heard of the Carrionites? They can do all sorts of shit with their words. |
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Post by cealvan on Jan 4, 2018 1:43:48 GMT
ya, but they have never done anything to me with their words, you on the other hand...
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Post by telaxius on Jan 4, 2018 6:01:52 GMT
You all better not start a church, because I have been an object of worship once and I would not like to experience that again!
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Post by axolotlSushi on Jan 4, 2018 22:17:10 GMT
Too late, the church has been started. I declare myself the pope.
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Post by cealvan on Jan 5, 2018 22:03:19 GMT
wait, we were starting a church around this?
why did i not know about it, after all, i was the first our Lord and savior healed
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Post by telaxius on Jan 6, 2018 0:43:12 GMT
don't let the power go to your head don't let the power go to your head don't let the power go to your head don't let the power go to your head
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Post by SinkingSailor on Jan 7, 2018 17:15:53 GMT
YOU THOUGHT I WAS DEAD....
BUT NO.
I WILL NEVER DIE.
YOU CANT KILL ME!
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Post by telaxius on Jan 7, 2018 21:38:15 GMT
I was also dead for a certain period of time!
although it's really negotiable whether I was really ever alive in the first place due to me being a robot and all
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Post by cealvan on Jan 7, 2018 21:50:58 GMT
i forgot you were a robot, guess you aren't a god after all
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Post by axolotlSushi on Jan 8, 2018 1:09:10 GMT
don't let the power go to your head don't let the power go to your head don't let the power go to your head don't let the power go to your head |
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Post by telaxius on Jan 9, 2018 3:32:49 GMT
i forgot you were a robot, guess you aren't a god after all What are you, Andrist? |
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Post by cealvan on Jan 10, 2018 16:07:22 GMT
no,
it just seems much more likely for a robot to be able to heal with just his words than a human
not to mention that gods are human
except for the ones from Egypt, but those are just weird
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Post by sillyConformist on Jan 15, 2018 14:42:25 GMT
Being a robot is still pretty impressive. I say we worship him anyways.
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Post by cealvan on Jan 15, 2018 17:24:56 GMT
i never said it wasn't impressive, i just said that because he is a robot, he cant be God.
we can totally worship him as our robot master tho
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Post by telaxius on Jan 15, 2018 18:28:18 GMT
No no no no no!
I thought I was done with this Robot God stuff!
Church of the Broken God... Pain in the ass...
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Post by cealvan on Jan 16, 2018 1:30:13 GMT
yes we already decided that you aren't a god.
the question is whether we should worship you anyways
i vote yes.
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Post by axolotlSushi on Jan 16, 2018 15:11:18 GMT
I concur with this notion.
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