|
|
Post by Piono on Aug 22, 2016 19:18:17 GMT
Sweet pic bro.
Really, that's pretty cool, I love the shading.
|
|
|
|
Post by Sharkalien on Aug 22, 2016 23:32:53 GMT
>Play some sick guitar licks
|
|
|
|
Post by aquilus3 on Aug 23, 2016 20:40:14 GMT
 Unfortunately you have to say no to that. As much as you would like to. You really are a Leather Rebel and will only play on your own volition, it's kind of how you've always rolled. And besides you have other things to do. |
|
|
|
Post by Piono on Aug 23, 2016 20:45:31 GMT
>Do other things.
|
|
|
|
Post by Sharkalien on Aug 23, 2016 22:36:07 GMT
>Chug down that can o' corn
|
|
|
|
Post by SpottedBlades on Aug 24, 2016 13:19:22 GMT
> Can you explain what 'Placebound' is?
|
|
|
|
Post by aquilus3 on Aug 27, 2016 23:18:48 GMT
![]()  You deicide (pardon the reference) to chug down on the corn, because it's just corn right? And you like corn (not the band, you hate them). After chugging you put it back down. It has a really funny aftertaste to it. Was it really corn? |
|
|
|
Post by heyitskane on Aug 27, 2016 23:25:02 GMT
>Corn: turn out to actually be pineapple in a shocking twist.
|
|
|
|
Post by Sharkalien on Aug 28, 2016 4:17:32 GMT
>Corn: Turn out to be piss. Masterfully pranked yet again!
|
|
quixoticTokki
Void
baby gangsta
Posts: 702
Pronouns: she/her/hers
|
Post by quixoticTokki on Aug 28, 2016 4:47:52 GMT
> Try not to freak out over the piss-pineapple concoction you just drank. Instead, listen to some soothing Slayer midis.
|
|
|
|
Post by SpottedBlades on Aug 28, 2016 9:20:20 GMT
> Aqui: Choke on corn and die
|
|
loading
Raise of the Conductor's Baton
Posts: 435
|
Post by loading on Aug 28, 2016 12:09:09 GMT
But carmine, he didn't EAT the die, it's still sitting in a drawer or something.
|
|
|
|
Post by eerr on Aug 28, 2016 21:41:14 GMT
>DELICIOUS.
|
|
|
|
Post by aquilus3 on Sept 3, 2016 23:02:09 GMT
 You Headbang like a madman listening to some wicked music. However, since the animation budget is ran by a chimpanzee who speaks in raspberries, no one can actually afford to put animation in this gif. So you pretend there is music in it. But if it were possible the tune would be this- www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrhT82dMqfA&list=PL9jp1ifB97M1Q2D1cxWQDFKD8zdBezS_t At least they can play it in the background while watching you. More or less the same thing. Cheaper but lamer. |
|
|
|
Post by aquilus3 on Sept 13, 2016 0:14:58 GMT
Timmy: Aqui, are you okay? I had this strange feeling of bizarreness wash over me.
Timmy: You uh, Didn't eat... Or drink...?
Timmy: You didn't digest the corn again did you?
Something like that?
Aqui: Yeah why?
Timmy: Dude. That was 106 ounces of PCP. You're literally going to be overdosing and likely comatose for a month.
Aqui: Wait, how did someone mistake PCP for corn and actually put it in a fucking can at a factory? Likely a sweaty mill in North Dakota.
Timmy: I really don't know. Maybe one of the workers is a biker or something. But you're probably going to be chewing your face in a moment or so.
Timmy: I'm rolling in my grave right now, just so you know.
Timmy: I mean if I actually had a grave in the first place.
Aqui: Well, I'm probably going to die from a mass overdose. I'll be back in 10 seconds.
Aqui: But I'm starting to see stuff now. OH GOD NO IT'S THE ANIMES! THE ANIMES ARE HERE! GET THEM AWAY FROM ME!!
Timmy: Aqui you aren't going to die, just black out. I think someone sent you an antidote with that. You just have to find it.
Timmy: ... Aqui?
Timmy: Oh Criminey Jiblets.
Aqui:
Aqui: X
Timmy: Welp, that reminds me that I have to go check on the graves again in a bit, make sure nobodies' been mucking with them- darn grave robbers.
Timmy: Dammit that's the second time this week Aqui has died. I'll see you soon- hopefully not like that.
|
|
|
|
Post by aquilus3 on Sept 13, 2016 0:17:45 GMT
Transition-  |
|
|
|
Post by Piono on Sept 13, 2016 5:42:58 GMT
WELP.
>new guy, introduce yourself
|
|
|
|
Post by SpottedBlades on Sept 13, 2016 6:26:45 GMT
> Why do you have a poster of yourself on your own wall?
|
|
|
|
Post by Sharkalien on Sept 13, 2016 20:59:33 GMT
>Lock yourself in that chest
|
|
|
|
Post by eerr on Sept 13, 2016 21:24:21 GMT
>Belt out a lovely tune.
|
|
loading
Raise of the Conductor's Baton
Posts: 435
|
Post by loading on Sept 14, 2016 0:44:22 GMT
Executive story producer: Stop posting commands
|
|
quixoticTokki
Void
baby gangsta
Posts: 702
Pronouns: she/her/hers
|
Post by quixoticTokki on Sept 14, 2016 3:09:14 GMT
> Play a spooky melody on your piano.
|
|
PlatinumUmbreon
Raise of the Conductor's Baton
A thumbs-up to you, good sir/ma'am!
Posts: 428
Pronouns: she/her/hers
|
Post by PlatinumUmbreon on Sept 18, 2016 18:43:27 GMT
>Examine piano. And maybe play it.
|
|
|
|
Post by SpottedBlades on Sept 19, 2016 6:50:50 GMT
> Make your bed. C'mon, dude, it's gross.
|
|
|
|
Post by automatedTimeshift on Sept 19, 2016 19:38:59 GMT
WELP. >new guy, introduce yourself  Your name is TIMOTHY E. SHIFTER. But your friends call you TIMMY for short.
And being described as a 'weirdo' is kind of fitting considering the type of person you are.
As a half-ghost, you are LEGALLY CONSIDERED DEAD but not quite. You still have the same rights living people do. You're just... considered dead.
Being half ghost allows you to go through THIN WALLS AND SMALL OBJECTS, but you also get really hurt if you go around salt.
You are currently living in a TOWER OVERLOOKING A GRAVEYARD without electrical lighting (hence the torches scattered about) as the town gravekeeper (for obvious reasons).
When not checking said graves, you are one of the many artist/writers of PLACEBOUND, a collaborative command driven story on a popular forum based off the same style of a cool and popular webcomic (no, not cool and new), providing a silly little story for the readers to enjoy.
You have a variety of interests involving art, mostly involving drawing. At other times you make MIDI music compositions, games, animations, and practice your writing with roleplay (all of which you are surprisingly not good at). You also like to tell jokes and scare people sometimes.>Lock yourself in that chest  Tally ho! Making use of your WEIRD powers is fun!  ... It also makes you look uncomfortably cute sometimes. > Why do you have a poster of yourself on your own wall?  This is no poster! This is a picture of your GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT great great great great... great great... Okay you aren't sure if he was THAT great. Regardless, this is a picture of one of your ANCESTORS, who went by the name of THOMAS (Tommy) and married your... equally great grandmother TAMARA before settling down in the nearby town. History states that they had two children, TEMMETH and TUMMOSH, who were the first legally dead weirdoes in the half ghost group. All of this told by your Grandfather TYMOS.  Although... you aren't really sure how historically accurate that story is, considering TYMOS had a penchant for lying. Plus it would be really weird to have something as technologically advanced as your heart monitor back in the older days... ... Yeah this is probably just a picture of you and you don't know it, but you really hope it isn't. > Play a spooky melody on your piano. >Examine piano. And maybe play it.  Despite being skilled in MIDI creation, you have absolutely no idea how to play an actual instrument. As a result, your efforts result in a cacophonous mish-mash of piano keys sounding like a classical music piece that got off track and severely needs to be put down. Thank god this isn't a flash. > Make your bed. C'mon, dude, it's gross.  Despite wanting to argue with the voices in your head on the validity of that statement, you decide it better to go along with it and make the bed anyway. There! All neat and tidy.  ...Speaking of things being gross, graverobbers have been an issue for your town as of late thanks to the economy doing well and people being buried with their riches. Your shift is almost ready to start, and you may even run into one of the nasties yourself. Are you ready? Author's note: |
|
