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Post by heyitskane on Aug 4, 2016 14:45:53 GMT
 Somewhere in the vast void of nowherespace floats a box. This box can contain any board game known to any species in the multiverse, but when it is opened, the identity of its game can't be changed. Schrodinger's board game, if you will. What will this game be? |
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NeoTTolemo
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Post by NeoTTolemo on Aug 4, 2016 15:34:49 GMT
>SCHRODINGER'S BOARD GAME
>APOLLO ET CETERI DEI (APOLLO AND THE OTHER GODS)
>METAFORTUNE
>SGRUBY DOO
>WHEEL OF BLOOD FEUDS
>WHACK-A-TURKEY
>IMPOSSIBLY HIGH-STAKES SPELLING BEE (WITH REAL BEES INSIDE)
>NO, HOMER
>WASPINATOR 44000
>WHAT EVEN ARE HUMANS
>ICE CREAM CARNAGE
>BLOODY SLEIGHS AND SUGARY FUN
>BLOOD RUSH
>BLOOD ROC
>ROCK ROC
>CURSED CASTLE CAMERA
>EXTRA VIOLENT HULA-HOOPING
>RACCOON
>FRUIT
>VEGETABLES
>IF A TREE FALLS IN THE FOREST AND THERE'S NO ONE AROUND TO HEAR IT FALL
>SPACE BRICK
>VOID BOX
>PANTING HEAVILY
>X7R3M3 5H17P0571NG
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Raise of the Conductor's Baton
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Post by loading on Aug 4, 2016 15:42:30 GMT
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Post by heyitskane on Aug 4, 2016 19:10:23 GMT
>SCHRODINGER'S BOARD GAME ![]()  You have made Scrodinger's Board game ^2. You should probably pick something before the sheer quantum uncertainty spreads and makes the box nonexistant. Well, there's a 50% probability of that happening at least. You should probably pick a game anyways. |
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Post by Piono on Aug 4, 2016 19:50:29 GMT
>The most complicated board game in all of existence.
5+Trillion Prototyped Skaian Chess.
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Post by conair on Aug 4, 2016 20:36:38 GMT
Pick Monopoly.
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Post by The One Guy on Aug 4, 2016 21:01:28 GMT
> Candy Land. Completely luck based. What could possibly go wrong?
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Post by heyitskane on Aug 4, 2016 23:25:18 GMT
>The most complicated board game in all of existence. 5+Trillion Prototyped Skaian Chess. >Pick Monopoly. > Candy Land. Completely luck based. What could possibly go wrong?  A number of battlefields are summoned from the vast reaches of paradox space. I have gone ahead and had the courtesy of inadvertently causing all of them to come from doomed timelines of sessions with both monopoly and Candyland prototyped, of which there are a surprisingly large number. However, before our game begins, I'm sure you would like to meet me, your opponent. |
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Post by heyitskane on Aug 4, 2016 23:53:35 GMT
==>  You may refer to me as infinity. I quite literally am the realm you currently inhabit. Its vast emptiness is my body. Its twists and folds are my mind. Many have passed through this realm asking what my purpose is. Quite simply, I serve as the gate to the afterlife, weeding out the unworthy form the masses of the worthy. It just so happens that death has slowed down quite a bit as of late, and I am quite bored. So I talked with you and we made a deal. We would play a game. If you win, you may pass into the afterlife. If you lose, your memories, which I have already taken as collateral, will be destroyed and you will be sentenced to oblivion. Before you try to say that I cheated you and whatnot, let me just say that you very much agreed to play after I spelled out the terms very similarly to how I have just explained them now, so quitting is not an option. Now that we got that out of the way, I'll explain the rules of the game. You control the white army. Your mind is linked to every soldier that you control, and you can guide them mentally, with no need to dirty your hands on the battlefield. Keep in mind that you do not fully control the soldiers, and can only give them suggestions. The same is true for me. In all of the battlefields, the royalty has been removed from the equation. The goal of the game is to kill every soldier on the enemy side. Now that we have that out of the way, lets play. |
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Raise of the Conductor's Baton
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Post by loading on Aug 5, 2016 0:16:37 GMT
Convince half of our army to commit suicide on the spot. This should overload Infinity. While he's busy, we take like 10 turns in a row and cheat on all of them.
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Post by Piono on Aug 5, 2016 0:21:40 GMT
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This game is going to take a LONG time.
5trillion+ exponential size increases... This is going to be insane.
>Army, hole up in a massive bunker in such a way that if Infinity tries to come anywhere near, they'll get blown to pieces by distant artillery, with as many pieces as you have, you can farm within the massive fortress, AND keep Infinity's army from getting anywhere close.
Also, loading's half of the army: if you're stupid enough to commit suicide, do it in terms of a valiant charge into the enemy, destroying as many of them as possible to enable the Fortress to be built successfully.
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Raise of the Conductor's Baton
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Post by loading on Aug 5, 2016 0:22:56 GMT
Yeah, that
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Post by Con Air on Aug 5, 2016 1:29:53 GMT
Uncle Pennybags: Charge at the enemies with your cane.
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Post by loading on Aug 5, 2016 1:43:30 GMT
Uncle Pennybags: Charge at the enemies with your cane. *kane |
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