What's Mine Is Mine: Robot Chaos

Never mind. I can deal with that pesky child later. Continue assimilating, but target ANY drone.

Beeeeeees

>Marvel at corporeal existence. It sure is swell
>Marvel at room ! Oh boy, Walls ! And a floor. And a ceiling too ! It's all so new.
>Marvel at the other drones. Oh boy, friends !
>Marvel at the roach drone ! Oh boy, insanity !
>Fly away. time for scouting WEST then WEST again. If it's empty keep going untill you find something.

I move South and attempt to shoot the ROACH drone through the door.
I request backup from the others, I don't wanna get pointlessly 'sploded.

>Oh boy it's fun to fly around. (and very graciously so despite what some people might say)

>Try to flick or push some small object or debris in the void if you can .See how it reacts

>Manipulating things and screwing around experimenting is fun !

>Take a look at the destoyed turret.

>Go up twice. Try to find that collision thingy.

BROADCASTS:
Faceless Voice: Impact in: 2 turns. Please proceed NORTH to the impact-negation device. You know which way NORTH is, right? Please say yes.

ALERTS: AI Threadstuck has attacked AI midnight_madness! He only has 2 health left.



pionoplayer:

You move SOUTH on your shitty little treads, then point yourself vaguely WESTward, hoping to fire through the door at him.

There is a loud BANG! as one of your handguns goes off, dinging a hole in the ship. You are actually jerked backwards a few inches by the recoil. Hah! That was cool.

It does, however, teach you a few things. For one, attacking something in a room you are not currently in is not possible, at least not for you. Second, you don't have control over the other handgun; it doesn't have a remote trigger like the first one does. What you have taped to you is just a normal handgun. That's just swell.

As self-appointed security officer, you resolve to destroy the invader anyway, no matter what it takes!


superficial:


The thought that this ship may smash into something alarms you! As a result, you decide to get moving. You need to find that impact negato whatever.

You go out the WEST door, entering a corridor you have already seen, then NORTH. There's a big, juicy chunk of scrap metal just hanging around in here; it probably fell from the huge hole in the roof, though you aren't an expert. Entrances lead out in all directions, though the WEST doorway is an airlock. Since you already know what's outside, you decide that's probably not the best place to hang out.

smuchmuch:


Man, oh, man, being alive is great! You don't give a lick about much else. You, in fact, hear a gunshot, and you just sort of shrug it off. Who cares? It's not happening to you, and probably never will.

You nudge a piece off the side of the ship. The piece drops predictably downwards, falling away into the white void. You feel like this is kind of weird, but can't put your drill on why that would be the case. Oh, well. Always other things to explore!

You take a look at the destroyed turret, wondering what its deal is. Looks like whatever thing(s) did a number on the ship did a number on this, too; it's missing a big chunk. The LARGE, DAMAGED GATLING GUN would probably be an effective defense against anything even moderately weak to bullets, and even has some ammunition, but there's no way this thing is working. You win again, entropy.

You head UPWARDS, and find a less-destroyed room, with three more SHIP GUNS. All three of these appear to be mostly functional; you aren't sure if they'd work until you try them out, though. There are three different kinds, each different from the GATLING GUN you saw earlier; you have no idea what the three of them do, but you'll be damned if they don't look impressive!

You can't head NORTH, nor can you move into another undiscovered room on your turn; however, you are capable of heading into a room you have previously explored, so you drift to the WEST. That's kind of like north! And you can keep going NORTH from this location, too. Or go back and play with guns, it's your call.


threadstuck:

COMBAT PROTOCOLS INITIATED...
TWO ATTACKS. ATTACK SCORE: 12.
ROLLING 12D10, 12D10...
59, 44
DIVIDING BY OPPONENT'S DEFENSE OF 13, ROUNDING DOWN.
4, 3
7 DAMAGE DEALT!

You finish destroyed the Alpha-Class drone. Okay, well, no, you didn't, but you tore the ever-loving shit out of it. The poor guy only has two hit points left; another attack will reduce him to scrap. Unfortunately, you can't take his inventory, or anything from his broken chassis, until he is fully dismantled, though you aren't actually sure how much use you could get out of it.

You hear a gunshot in a room to the EAST. Probably no big deal.

I continue dismantling and assimilating. What's someone else's is mine.

>Hey maybe the guns can be ued to prevent Collision ! (by shooting whatever trying to collide)
>Besides it sounds fun !
>Go back to the room with the guns
>Try to shoot one of each gun once
>If there's something floating in the whitenes in direction of the ship you can see throuh whatever' used to lt aim he gun, push the gun barrels in it's direction and shoot it with the most destructive one !