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Post by arcanecynic on Oct 1, 2016 7:03:38 GMT
>waste your time by examining an almost empty room
You do just that. The room contains this: bed, one; wardrobe, one; posters, two; desk, one; old laptop, one; yet to be unpackaged new gaming computer you're super excited for, one; opened package containing the SBURB disc, one; theremin, one; clothes and other useful stuff in wardrobe, several; replica reaper scythe, one.
Well that was fun, but we should do something more usef-
>EXAMINE POSTERS
ugh, fine. As previously stated you only have two posters.
One of them shows your favourite band, linkin park. The other is one showing your favourite comicbook character, ghost rider.
>EXAMINE package
It contains a disc with SBURB on it, both actually written on it and the file stored on it. It was given to you by a carapacian. You are going to install it soon. But you were warned about it by a yellow text troll or whatever they call themselves. Thus is why you are going to install it on your laptop and not your brand new pc.
>Do stuff
Nah, you are not feeling like doing stuff, and since you're an individual and not just ome of the sheeple, you don't have to conform to society's standards and do stuff.
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telaxius
corpse party
I don't want to go onto the cart!
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Post by telaxius on Oct 1, 2016 7:11:10 GMT
You do just that. The room contains this: bed, one; wardrobe, one; posters, two; desk, one; old laptop, one; yet to be unpackaged new gaming computer you're super excited for, one ; opened package containing the SBURB disc, one; theremin, one; clothes and other useful stuff in wardrobe, several; replica reaper scythe, one. Well that was fun, but we should do something more usef- I thought the characters hadn't gotten the packages yet. I was pretty sure we are going to get it early from some carpacian person, but if you want him to get it from the carpacian early that's alright with me. |
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Post by balancesong on Oct 2, 2016 18:56:15 GMT
You stare deep into a small, quiet church. A small human child appears to have noticed you, smiling warmly, she welcomes you to guess her name.
> Cursed Witch
The girl simply smiles more and laughs softly. She appears familiar with that one... But, suggests that perhaps you should try her actual name.
> Lucy Song
Much better! She hopes you are able to call her this more often. If you so desired.
Your name is Lucy Song, your first impressions usually get the response of "being on happy pills" or "creepily happy", but you do not mind this. You are a young thirteen-year-old girl who lives in a small little church with a priest who took you in at a young age. He is like a second father to you. You like to spend your time PRAYING and READING BOOKS OF FAITH that the priest allows you to read, for you dislike breaking the rules and don't mind the restrictions. You also enjoy WALKING IN THE GRAVEYARD and PICKING LILLIES when not inside the church.
Aside from the rather religious and 'creepy' hobbies you have, you also like the times when you are allowed to TALK TO YOUR FRIENDS BEHIND THE SCREEN, the screen being your old computer. You inherited it from your real father and the priest seemed to allow it. Although your time is restricted when using it, you will try your best to enjoy your time with your friends, TRYING TO MAKE THEM HAPPY. Your pesterchum is hopefulPrayer and you like to talk using mostly POSITIVE WORDS and talking about how WONDERFUL LIFE IS.
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Plucky Tot
It's time for First Steps... to go OMEGA!!! #omegauniverse
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Post by Enchanted Beginning on Oct 2, 2016 19:08:57 GMT
We appear to have trespassed into a hive belonging to a particular troll. It appears she'll let you stay however, in return for taking some of your time, of course. Would you like to try guessing her name?
> Heelie McFeeliez
She quickly changes to a different song on her playlist that she is currently listening to, seeming to be annoyed. Maybe... Try a different name?
> Nortia Hemsut
Much better. She changes the song again.
Your name is Nortia Hemsut and you have yet again successfully snatched away somebodies' time! The great Stereo Hood strikes again!! If you were unsure about this, then yes, you are indeed in love with the folk hero TROLL ROBIN HOOD! You have even gone so far as to take up their legacy as Stereohead Hood! Stealing time away from those who have to much and giving it to those who need it more. Which is... Usually you. Because you can't stand being BORED. You are a hero disguised as the greatest of villainous thieves! You often enjoy spending your time FLARPING with others and you will often ROLEPLAY as well, to perhaps others annoyance.
Aside from cool names and tricks, you suppose that first name wasn't too far off from one of your interests, as you actually like to roll around on your HEELYS which are also your FOOTWEARKIND weapon! Not to escape any 'feelies' or anything, though, obviously. You note the TAPE RECORDER in your hand and smile fondly, it is old but you are determined to use it until it possibly breaks, you love your tape recorder. You often use it to RECORD MUSIC from other people's CDs and EVEN CONCERTS for you and others to enjoy later on.
You like to KEEP YOURSELF ENTERTAINED, using the Array captchalogue modus helps you get to what you want to do faster, you're TOO IMPATIENT for anything else. You also tend to be rather IMPATIENT when waiting for people to finally TALK TO or MESSAGE you! How dare they keep you waiting! Nobody is allowed to be late to something that involves you! You will often STEAL CLOCKS and give them to others so they remember to NEVER BE LATE to something you want to do with them.
Your troll tag is stereoHood and (<) Th3 way y0u typ3 0ft3n 100ks a bIt lIk3 thIs. W1th a cl0ck at th3 start of 3ach s3nt3nc3.
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I don't want to go onto the cart!
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Post by telaxius on Oct 2, 2016 19:27:22 GMT
This day is getting weirder, and weirder, and freakier the longer it goes on for.. You were contacted by, who you think is lucy, probably not?
[12:31] -- hopefulPrayer [HP] began pestering quantumFrogface [QF] at 00:31 --
[12:32] QF: Oh Lucy!
[12:32] QF: I was kind of worried about you after you did that weird thing last night.
[12:32] QF: with the random keyboard mashing.
[12:32] HP: ...Oh... It's you...
[12:32] QF: Uh, what?
[12:33] HP: ...It doesn't matter... Anymore...
[12:34] QF: Lucy are you feeling alright?
[12:34] HP: Nothing matters... I just have to keep talking to the dead... Forever...
[12:35] QF: Okay, who hacked into lucy's account.
[12:35] QF: Because you are very clearly not lucy.
[12:35] HP: ...Did I even save you, Felix? Did your corpse find peace trapped in that costumed body? ...I couldn't... Save anybody...
[12:36] QF: What?
[12:36] HP: Not whilst it still mattered. ...I wasted their power... .... ...Why was I so stupid?
[12:36] HP: When did it even happen?
[12:37] QF: I don't understand.
[12:37] HP: ...Please... I know this is selfish of me...
[12:37] HP: But try and wake me up... The me who was still blinded by his damn "hope"...
[12:38] HP: ...Maybe... Maybe then... I can at least save you... Before you die and become a costumed joke.
[12:38] QF: Costumed joke? Lucy, are you okay?
[12:38] HP: MaYbE tHiS tImE i WoN't bUrN
[12:38] QF: You aren't acting like yourself.
[12:39] HP: ITHURTSITHURTSITHURTSITHURTSITHURTSITHURTSITHURTSITHURTSITHURTSITHURTSITHURTSITHURTS
[12:39] QF: Lucy?
[12:40] QF: Lucy, I'm starting to doubt this is you.
[12:40] QF: Who is this really?
[12:40] HP: Hahaha...
[12:41] HP: "Lucy"... "Lucy" is going to die by own faith in that god damned man...
[12:41] HP: It burns, Felix
[12:41] HP: IT HURTS
[12:41] HP: AND IT DOESN'T MATTER
[12:42] HP: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA
[12:42] QF: I'm starting to get concerned here.
[12:42] HP: ...why...
[12:42] HP: ....
[12:42] HP: I loved you... ... ...Father.
[12:42] HP: ...It... HuRtS...
[12:42] -- hopefulPrayer [HP] ceased pestering quantumFrogface [QF] at 00:42 --
[12:42] QF: What!?
[12:43] -- hopefulPrayer [HP] ceased pestering quantumFrogface [QF] at 00:43 --
And you offically started flipping the fuck out. The only thing running through your mind right now is "What the hell is going on?". And then, to interrupt the unbridled confusion was another person.
[11:42] -- arcaneCynic [AC] began pestering quantumFrogface [QF] at 11:42 --
[11:42] AC: hello
[11:43] QF: Oh, It's you...
[11:43] AC: it is
[11:43] AC: and you are you too
[11:44] AC: great isn't it
[11:44] AC: look
[11:44] AC: i have nothing better to do
[11:44] AC: so i would apreciate it if you would fucking respond
[11:45] AC: like right now
[11:45] QF: Alright.
[11:45] AC: finally
[11:45] AC: took you long enough
[11:45] AC: by cthulhu man
[11:45] QF: To be honest I would be doing anything other than talk with you this weekend.
[11:46] AC: smae bro
[11:46] AC: smfuckingae
[11:46] AC: but nobody is online
[11:46] AC: and like even eli is better than you are
[11:47] QF: God, I like that weird fucking troll guy more than I like you
[11:47] QF: and he thinks I'm a weird fucking alien
[11:47] AC: smae
[11:47] QF: CAPITALS
[11:47] AC: i like the trolls more thaan you too
[11:47] QF: USE THEM BUDDY
[11:47] AC: it's a pitty they're not online
[11:48] AC: don't fucking tell me what to motherfucking do
[11:48] AC: EVER
[11:48] AC: how are those caps
[11:48] QF: Look at that!
[11:48] QF: A god damn capital!
[11:48] AC: asshat\
[11:48] QF: I'm so impressed1
[11:48] QF: Now you have to learn how to FUCKING SPELL
[11:48] AC: quit it with your passive agressive bs
[11:49] QF: Why don't you quite being such an asshole?
[11:49] QF: Seriously, is there anyone you actually like?
[11:49] AC: i heard the big white crp is giving you a disc
[11:49] QF: What?
[11:49] AC: me myself and i
[11:50] AC: what waht
[11:50] QF: Theres a weird carpacian person walking around town holding a package, but I doubt it's for me.
[11:50] AC: huh
[11:50] AC: hp thought it gave me the impression it was for you
[11:50] AC: i hope you get the disc
[11:51] AC: so i can fucking destroy you in sburb
[11:51] QF: YOU TOO BUDDY
[11:51] AC: with yor thistle tube bullcrap
[11:51] AC: did they invent that for you?
[11:51] QF: I'LL SHOVE IT SO FAR UP YOUR ASS IT WILL COME OUT YOUR MOUTH
[11:51] AC: the lamest specibus ever?
[11:52] AC: even footwearkind and fancy santakind are less lame
[11:52] AC: and
[11:52] AC: ha gay i guess
[11:52] AC: i'm not sure
[11:52] QF: HOW FUCKING ORIGINAL
[11:53] AC: but i have to decline your gay ass advances
[11:53] AC: i'm straight
[11:53] QF: WOW WHAT A FUCKING COINCIDENCE
[11:53] QF: I'M AS FUCKING STRAIGHT AS A GOD DAMN RULER
[11:54] AC: QF: I'LL SHOVE IT SO FAR UP YOUR ASS IT WILL COME OUT YOUR MOUTH
[11:54] AC: doesn't sound that straight does it
[11:54] QF: I'VE GOT A BETTER QUESTION
[11:54] AC: as straight as a protractor you mean
[11:54] QF: WHEN THE FUCK WERENT YOU SUCH AN ASSHOLE
[11:55] -- arcaneCynic [AC] thinks deepy --
[11:55] AC: deeply
[11:55] AC: always
[11:55] AC: at least i'm not part of oyur motherfucking sheeple herd
[11:55] AC: beeeeh
[11:55] AC: beeeeeh
[11:56] QF: GOD YOU CANT EVEN SPELL "BAAH"
[11:56] AC: does it matter
[11:56] QF: WELL AT LEAST THIS IS GOD DAMN USUAL FROM YOU
[11:56] AC: i'm sorry i don't live in your rural shithole
[11:56] QF: I'VE BEEN GETTING FUCKING MESSAGES FROM ALIENS
[11:57] AC: i haven't heard actual sheep before
[11:57] AC: but plenty of sheeple
[11:57] AC: and mate
[11:57] QF: AND FUCKING EMO LUCY
[11:57] QF: I HAVE NO IDEA WHATS GOING ON
[11:57] AC: you are the sheepiest of them all
[11:57] AC: wait what
[11:57] AC: emolucy
[11:57] AC: is that shit real
[11:58] QF: I DONT KNOW
[11:58] AC: r u f k m
[11:58] QF: SOME FUCKING WEIRDO HACKED INTO HER ACCOUNT
[11:58] AC: the grey text weirdo?
[11:58] QF: YES
[11:59] AC: and she thinks it is a fucking demon or some bs like that
[11:59] QF: YES
[11:59] QF: YOU'VE BEEN CONTACTED BY HER TOO?
[11:59] AC: and release tyhe capslock mate
[11:59] QF: SORRY
[11:59] AC: we beinf srs
[11:59] QF: IT'S THE ONLY FUCKING WAY I CAN EXPRESS THE HATE I FEEL FOR YOU
[12:00] AC: smae son
[12:00] AC: black text
[12:00] AC: works fine too
[12:00] AC: but what the hell is going on with lucy
[12:01] AC: i mean
[12:01] AC: idk her that well
[12:01] AC: but shit man
[12:01] QF: I'M SUPRISED YOU CARE AT ALL
[12:02] AC: the villagers throw tomaters at her
[12:02] QF: AFTER ALL YOU HATE LITERALLY EVERYONE YOU MEET
[12:02] AC: man i'm not an sshle
[12:02] AC: i don't like her especially
[12:02] AC: but by cthulhu
[12:02] AC: i hve some mf compassion
[12:03] QF: I NEVER GOT THAT FUCKING IMPRESSION FROM YOU
[12:03] AC: and what the hell is up with father
[12:03] AC: like know when to quit man
[12:03] AC: this is serious
[12:04] AC: il we've got this hate thing foing on
[12:04] AC: but i'm concerned mn
[12:04] QF: I'm actually kind of concerned
[12:04] QF: the last time I actually contacted real not emo lucy, she ended her conversation with a button mash
[12:04] QF: It was weird
[12:04] AC: that father person telling her death isn't real
[12:05] AC: that is fucked
[12:05] QF: For once we agree on somethign
[12:05] AC: i spoke to her twice
[12:05] AC: bt that shit is straight FUCKED
[12:06] AC: but she ended both convos
[12:06] AC: with father is here stuff
[12:06] AC: like that seems semi normal
[12:06] QF: I mean I end conversations when my mom calls me.
[12:07] QF: Usually I'll be gone for a bit when she does call me
[12:07] AC: yeah you do
[12:07] AC: (like a wimp)
[12:07] AC: but still that seems like strict parent bs
[12:07] QF: GOD DA,
[12:07] AC: like normal
[12:07] AC: DA?
[12:08] QF: WE WERE ON A FUCKING ROLL
[12:08] QF: DAMN
[12:08] AC: i'm sirry
[12:08] AC: gbhghbhjjmkk
[12:08] AC: typos all the way i guess
[12:08] AC: but sriously
[12:09] AC: she's gonna snap some day
[12:09] AC: what if that is where emo lucy steps in
[12:09] QF: I would love to disagree with you, but
[12:10] AC: that'd be hilarious
[12:10] AC: but like not really
[12:10] AC: i'd feel prtty bad
[12:10] QF: That father is leading her down a bad path
[12:10] AC: i mean she is way to happy innocent and ceepy
[12:11] AC: but that's also kinda endearing
[12:11] AC: and yeah that father gy is fucked in the head or something
[12:11] AC: not wanting to move and all
[12:11] AC: like she really needs to leave that place
[12:12] AC: bbut she can't go alone of course
[12:12] AC: ergo father and her need to move
[12:12] QF: True.
[12:12] AC: and he is either too dense or to bad o a person to do that
[12:14] QF: ... Yeah...
[12:14] AC: man that shit is fucked
[12:14] AC: i hope she gets a disc
[12:14] AC: to escape that hellhole
[12:14] AC: some escapism aint bad in her situation
[12:15] AC: even if it just is a game
[12:15] AC: why do i always writen walls of text before you respond
[12:16] AC: i am a pretty slow typer too
[12:16] QF: I'm not sure how to respond honstly
[12:16] AC: i get that
[12:16] QF: this is one of the first times we've agreed so heavily
[12:16] AC: you can't do otherwise
[12:17] AC: if even if you're one 64th part sensible person
[12:18] QF: Yeah, I think I might try to talk to non-emo lucy
[12:18] AC: do that
[12:18] -- quantumFrogface [QF] ceased pestering arcaneCynic [AC] at 12:18 --
You have kind of calmed down... But you really are concerned about that weird conversation with whoever was using Lucy's account. Following up on your promise in the chat, you contact the real Lucy.
[12:20] -- quantumFrogface [QF] began pestering hopefulPrayer [HP] at 12:20 --
[12:20] QF: Hey, Lucy!
[12:20] HP: Hello!
[12:21] QF: I was kind of worried because of the weird typing mash thing you did the last time we talked
[12:21] HP: Oh! Sorry.
[12:21] HP: I spilled water on it and it sparked a little.
[12:22] HP: And kind of shut off for a while.
[12:22] HP: But it's okay now!
[12:22] QF: Oh good
[12:22] QF: I was kind of concerned
[12:22] HP: I am sorry for worrying you!
[12:23] QF: It's alright
[12:23] QF: Some weird, weird things have been happening
[12:23] HP: Oh dear
[12:23] QF: I'm seriously wondering what in the world is going on
[12:25] QF: First some "Trolls" pester me.
[12:25] QF: than someone who shared your chumhandle pestered me some weird cryptic stuff.
[12:25] HP: Oh.
[12:25] HP: You've had that too?
[12:26] QF: Yes
[12:26] HP: Yeah...
[12:26] HP: It was actually one of those "trolls" that said I'd blow the world up
[12:26] HP: if I played the SBURB game
[12:27] QF: That sounds ridiculous?
[12:27] QF: How in the world can a GAME blow up the world.
[12:27] HP: I don't know how games work!
[12:27] HP: But he was... Pretty scary and...
[12:28] HP: Seemed to really hate where he lived.
[12:28] QF: Oh crap, was it solark?
[12:28] HP: He kept talking about his species deserving punishment...
[12:28] HP: I've not heard of... "Solark"
[12:28] HP: It was somebody with golden text.
[12:28] QF: Okay it wasn't solark
[12:28] HP: I don't think I've met them.
[12:29] QF: Weirk
[12:29] QF: *Weird
[12:30] HP: But...
[12:31] HP: Onto more important things
[12:31] HP: How are you?
[12:31] QF: Alright I suppose, kind of unnerved about all this weird stuff happening
[12:31] HP: Hmmn...
[12:32] HP: If I pray for things to go more smoothly for you, would you feel better
[12:32] HP: ?
[12:32] QF: I hope they do.
[12:32] QF: Perhaps...
[12:32] HP: I'll pray and wish that they do for you!
[12:33] QF: I do hope so.
[12:34] QF: This is all been happening close to the release of the game
[12:34] QF: Why in the world is all this happening I wonder...
[12:35] HP: Maybe... It was uhm
[12:35] HP: "Hyped".
[12:36] HP: Too much?
[12:36] HP: I heard that can happen.
[12:37] HP: Either way
[12:37] HP: I'm sure it will all be fine!
[12:38] QF: I sincerely hope so.
[12:38] HP: We can make it through this! Togethr.
[12:38] HP: ...Togethr.
[12:38] HP: Why
[12:38] HP: Together
[12:38] HP: Thank you.
[12:38] HP: ....That ruined the moment a little.
[12:38] HP: I'm sorry.
[12:38] QF: ?
[12:39] HP: I'll um
[12:39] HP: ....
[12:39] HP: We can make it through this together! I-If you want.
[12:39] QF: Of course
[12:40] HP: Heehee.
[12:40] HP: I'll pray that we all have fun together!
[12:40] QF: Okay.
[12:41] QF: Thanks lucy.
[12:41] QF: You've made me feel a lot better about the situation
[12:42] HP: That's good!
[12:42] HP: I'm glad I could be helpful!
[12:42] HP: And cheer you up.
[12:43] QF: Yeah.
[12:43] QF: I think I'll go now.
[12:44] HP: Okay! Have safe travels!
[12:45] QF: You too.
[12:45] -- quantumFrogface [QF] ceased pestering hopefulPrayer [HP] at 12:45 --
You let out a sigh of relief as you realize nothing wrong is going on with Lucy. Spontaneously, there seems to be a knock at the door. Who would be coming to your house? |
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Post by Drakeon on Oct 3, 2016 1:46:16 GMT
You find yourself viewing a troll in the middle of an Alternian forest. She would introduce herself, but she already did that once. >Look at surroundings You look around yourself. You are currently camping out in the low branches of a tall tree, watching for the beast. You've heard the beast of this area is a powerful one, and you would love to get a look at it with your own eyes. Yesterday, you studied its tracks. Today, you study the beast itself. You feel a slight vibration coming from your pocket. Pulling out your mobile communication device, you fail to recognize the name of the person pestering you. >Answer it anyway [11:27] -- quantumFrogface [QF] began pestering unceasingChase [UC] at 23:27 --[11:27] QF: Hello![11:27] UC: ..Greetings.[11:27] QF: You are the second random encounter I dediced to get myself into.[11:27] UC: ....A random encounter?[11:27] QF: So, yeah.[11:28] QF: I basically just put in a random chumhandle and talked to people[11:28] UC: ...[11:28] QF: I found a weird conspiracy nut and some weird guy with a god complex[11:28] UC: ...I have to admit..that sounds quite intriguing[11:29] UC: .And I see it got you into contact with...interesting chums[11:29] UC: ..Including myself[11:29] UC: ...[11:30] UC: ..Is there anything in particular you would like to...chat about?[11:30] QF: You sure do like periods don't you?[11:30] QF: Eh, nothing in particular[11:30] QF: Has anything interesting happened to you lately?[11:30] UC: ...[11:31] UC: ..Nothing of note.....aside from tracking a beast[11:31] QF: Okay.[11:31] UC: ..I'm on my second day of....studying its habits[11:32] QF: Interesting.[11:32] UC: ......It's basically hunting..but with much more.....insight[11:33] QF: So I guess I should tell something?[11:33] UC: ...I suppose..since I told you something[11:33] QF: God, you must love periods[11:33] UC: ....[11:34] UC: ..I do not believe that qualifies as something[11:34] QF: Anyway, for some reason I met a guy named Solark the other day, he seems to have convinced himself he's an alien or something.[11:35] QF: What the hell is a "Troll" anyway?[11:36] UC: ......[11:36] UC: oh[11:36] UC: ..How surprising[11:36] UC: ..Solark just happens to be an...aquantance of mine[11:36] QF: Oh, you know him?[11:37] UC: ..Know is a strong word.....I prefer...familiar with him[11:37] QF: He's got quite the god complex[11:38] UC: ...[11:38] UC: ..He sure does[11:38] UC: ....That's what makes his character interesting[11:38] QF: Eh, sure, he also talks about all this weird stuff.[11:39] UC: ..You can safely ignore a majority of what he says[11:39] QF: "Trolls", "Lusus", "Hemospectrum", I don't even know exactly what those words mean![11:39] UC: ...[11:40] UC: ...Hm[11:40] UC: ...I can draw various conclusions from that about your character...Hm..[11:41] UC: ..What is your name..QF?[11:41] QF: Felix[11:42] UC: ..Felix...[11:42] UC: ...This may be an odd question...but what type of creature are you...Felix?[11:43] QF: Human?[11:43] QF: Oh goodness, is this going where I think it's going?[11:44] UC: ...I'm just asking questions to..further an earlier hypothesis[11:44] UC: ..Which turned out to be true[11:47] QF: I hope that conclusion comes easier than it comes to Solark[11:48] UC: ...What did he think of you?[11:48] QF: A "Good Minion"[11:48] QF: He also seems to insist that I'm some troll thing.[11:49] QF: I'm half convinced that this is some kind of prank.[11:49] UC: ...He's just very...close minded..to put it politely[11:49] QF: I would consider the word to be, stubborn.[11:50] QF: Stubborn would be a bit more correct.[11:51] UC: ..Yes...stubborn is a good word to describe him....as well as both arrogant and ignorant[11:51] QF: Yeah.[11:52] UC: ..So he called you his minion?[11:52] QF: Yes.[11:55] UC: ...Well don't worry about that...he does that to pretty much everyone[11:55] QF: If he were here he would probably describe me like "-An exemplary pink-muppet minion!- (you are 100% a 7roll. You can'7 fool ME!)"[11:57] UC: .....Pink-muppet?[11:57] QF: That's what he thinks my species looks like[11:57] QF: Or at least how he describes it.[11:58] UC: ...[11:59] UC: ...He would describe a species with something as...dull as pink-muppet..[12:00] QF: Wait, hold on I've got an image.[12:00] QF: previews.123rf.com/images/belchonock/belchonock1311/belchonock131107767/24176012-Collage-of-many-different-human-faces-Stock-Photo-faces-face-people.jpg[12:02] UC: ...Ah..[12:02] UC: .......Do you have any...pictures of a pink muppet I can..compare this too?[12:04] QF: i.imgur.com/tiPBXra.png[12:05] QF: This is what I got on google[12:05] UC: ...Well..there is some similarity..but your coloring is much more of a....peach[12:05] QF: Yeah.[12:07] QF: Well this is a refreshing change from everyone else.[12:07] QF: But I think my mom may be calling me for dinner.[12:08] UC: ...Alright[12:08] UC: ..Goodbye, Felix[12:08] QF: Well see you later I suppose[12:08] -- quantumFrogface [QF] ceased pestering unceasingChase [UC] at 00:08 --At one point during that conversation, someone else pestered you, but we'll get to that in a second. First, you'd like to share your thoughts on this human and the corresponding conversation. Despite your knowledge of creatures, this human is a completely new race to you. And while you don't usually research beasts and just experience them face to face, you think you would know about these intelligent humans. And from what Felix said, you come to the conclusion that he doesn't think humans are rare to any extent. Plus, he has no idea what a troll is. Perhaps these humans are from a different place... The human himself was much better than most trolls. He was actually quite kind, and he doesn't have any annoying (Albeit interesting) personal quirks. And that's not referring to typing style. You suppose you could easily become acquaintances with Felix, and hopefully learn more about his race. They do sound interesting, after all. You also note that he had already had a random pester with Solark, and he didn't hide that he spoke with him. >You said there were two pesters
[11:39] -- realityGlitch [RG] began pestering unceasingChase [UC] at 23:39 --
[11:39] RG: Hello.
[11:39] RG: > I mean, Hello->._
[11:39] UC: ...
[11:39] UC: ..Hm
[11:39] UC: ....Another one of you
[11:40] RG: > Ano->ther o->ne o->f what?_
[11:41] UC: ..Another random pester
[11:41] RG: > Yes._
[11:42] UC: ....Well, I am glad that some find my name...interesting enough to chat with
[11:42] RG: > Nah, I just like talking with o->ther peo->ple._
[11:43] UC: ..So you enjoy chatting with others?
[11:43] UC: ....I spend most of my time alone
[11:44] RG: > Same here, at least in perso->n, no-> o->ne but Dracko-> to-> talk with._
[11:44] RG: > I think his fuscha blo->o->d had go->ne to-> his head._
[11:45] UC: ...
[11:46] RG: > Yeah, I get that a lo->t._
[11:46] UC: ..What do you get a lot?
[11:46] RG: > Mo->st tro->lls do->n't expect a Lusus to-> be o->n Tro->llian._
[11:47] UC: ...
[11:47] UC: ...It is certainly an uncommon occurance
[11:48] RG: > No->t as much as yo->u think, there's a who->le lusus co->mmunity rallying fo->r equal right in Alternian so->ciety._
[11:48] UC: ...
[11:48] UC: ..Huh
[11:48] RG: > Yep._
[11:49] RG: > Still getting a hang o->f this quirk thing._
[11:49] UC: ...That is the first I am hearing of this...though I am usually away from others
[11:50] UC: ...Don't you use the auto-quirk?
[11:50] RG: > I tho->ught tro->lls were psycho->lo->gically co->mplelled to-> type in quirks. Dracko-> is._
[11:51] UC: ..That's stupid
[11:51] RG: > Tell me abo->ut it._
[11:52] UC: ...Trolls use quirks for various..reasons
[11:52] UC: .....Usually to stand out and be...different from the crowd
[11:52] RG: > So-> that they can add perso->nal flair within the co->nfines o->f their blo->o->d co->lo->r._
[11:53] UC: ..Exactly
[11:53] UC: ....Other trolls do it because that's just how they...think or..feel they should write
[11:53] UC: ...I am one of the few that uses quirks...constructively
[11:54] RG: > That matches Dracko->, he lo->ve MoO°NEY$._
[11:54] UC: ..I give the other insight on how I am...thinking out the..words I put down
[11:55] RG: > I think abo->ut them to->, but I o->nly use elipses fo->r dramatic effect. To-> co->nvey a pause in speech fo->r the same purpo->se._
[11:56] UC: ...And you are correct in your use
[11:56] UC: ...I would never want everyone to use my quirk
[11:56] UC: ..I enjoy being...one of the few who chat this way
[11:57] RG: > INDIVIDUALITY FoO°R THE WIN!!!!_
[11:57] UC: ..I like your..escalating o's
[11:58] UC: ...Is there a reason you wrote it like that...or is it just a quirk?
[11:58] RG: > It's the clo->sest I can get to-> my insignia with letters._
[11:59] UC: ..That sounds like a...lovely insigna
[11:59] RG: > There is meant to-> be a straight line co->nnecting the centers o->f the two-> smaller circles that passes thro->ugh the larger o->ne, but o->ff center._
[12:00] UC: ...Ah
[12:00] UC: ..So what kind of lusus are you?
[12:01] RG: <*,^^I'm a Drago->n, RAWR^^,---->
[12:03] UC: ...Oh! Dragons are such a rare lusus! I never thought I'd be talking with one!
[12:03] UC: ..It's an honor to be speaking with you.
[12:03] RG: > Why thank yo->u._
[12:04] UC: ...Your troll must be quite powerful to have a lusus such as yourself
[12:04] RG: > Yo->u are much nicer than mo->st tro->lls I've met. Yo->u'd pro->bable get a lo->ng well with humans._
[12:05] RG: > *breath in*....*breath o->ut*_
[12:05] RG: > Dracko->, is a nightmare to-> deal with._
[12:05] RG: > Me being his lusus is no-> help either._
[12:06] RG: > HE'S the o->ne with the o->bsessio->n fo->r ho->arding go->ld._
[12:06] UC: ...Sadly..with power does not come wisdom..
[12:07] RG: > Also-> do->esn't help that I can't breath underwater like he can._
[12:07] UC: ......Seadwellers.....
[12:07] UC: .....Is there any way I can help?
[12:08] RG: > No->t unless yo->u can get me o->ut o->f here._
[12:09] UC: .....Maybe if I had your location..
[12:10] RG: > Dracko-> wo->uld sic a ho->rro->r-terro->r o->n me if he did._
[12:11] RG: > *if I did_
[12:11] UC: ...Maybe if I.....My lusus may be able to help
[12:11] UC: ...She's an owl with vision eight-fold
[12:12] UC: ..I have to leave now
[12:12] RG: > I tho->ught that o->nly wo->rked as x-ray visio->n._
[12:12] RG: > oO°.K._
[12:13] UC: ..The beast I've been wait for is here
[12:13] -- unceasingChase [UC] ceased pestering realityGlitch [RG] at 00:13 --
>The beast is here? Yes, but you'll get to him later. And by that, you mean that you will stalk the creature while you talk about RG, who is an interesting character, to say the least. Potentially on the level of your troll friends. You see, you are currently suspicious as to whether or not RG is actually a dragon lusus. For several reasons. The first was that a lusus randomly contacted you. You believe the human, for the most part, since a human is either unheard of or extremely rare. Lusus are much more common and would be a much easier way to troll someone. But the bigger reason is that you, as an experienced hunter, know the traits of dragons. Dragons are not known as gold hoarders. Plus, a dragon lusus would never choose a seadweller as their troll. Lusus that choose seadwellers pretty much always can live underwater. There is a small, small chance that this "lusus" is an extremely rare case, but you don't believe in coincidences, and these coincidences add up. You also believe that this RG is probably a human, rather than a troll. Mostly because he would know his basic dragon/lusus trivia if he was going to pretend to be one, and he pestered you while the other human was. Though, it does make you wonder if these connections were actually random...You decide that you'll look into it after following the beast for a bit longer. |
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telaxius
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Post by telaxius on Oct 6, 2016 0:12:19 GMT
You've been having a weird day today, and you definitely know you need a good night's sleep, however you see that your weird "Troll" friend is doing. However you feel a bit mischievous, and decide to start replacing all your vowels with "U". That has to be the hardest thing to read you could thing of.
[07:42] -- quantumFrogface [QF] began pestering macabreMixer [MM] at 19:42 --
[07:43] MM: -Minion! Excellen7 mee7ing you a7 7his par7icular momen7!-
[07:43] MM: -I expec7 you have news of how 7o improve my machiavelian schemes?-
[07:43] MM: -If no7 well your performance is sor7 of lacking...-
[07:44] QF: I dU nUt knUw thU dUfUnUtUn Uf"MACHIAVELIAN"
[07:45] MM: -...are you using a 7yping quirk?-
[07:45] QF: yUs U Um prUtUndUng tU UsU U typUng qUUrk
[07:46] QF: bUcUUsU why nUt?
[07:46] MM: -Golly! I am impressed by 7his minion! I7's so grea7 you have a7 leas7 embraced a bi7 of 7ha7 7roll inside your being!-
[07:46] QF: Ut's U jUmU
[07:47] MM: -Your lack of perfomance is COMPLETELY forgiven now!-
[07:47] QF: I cUmplUtUly hUvU nU UdUU hUw I'm sUppUsUd tU hUlp yUU.
[07:48] MM: -Ah...I dodn'7 7ell you any of my schemes did I?-
[07:48] MM: -FUDGE!!-
[07:49] QF: YUs,
[07:51] QF: YUU hUvU lUtUrUlly nUvUr tUld yUU UbUUt thUs.
[07:51] QF: *mU
[07:51] QF: * U mUUnt tU sUy "yUU hUvU lUtUrUlly nUvUr tUld mU UbUUt thUs"
[07:52] MM: -My eye hur7s by looking a7 7he words you 7ype-
[07:52] MM: -Bu7 i7 doesn'7 ma77er!-
[07:52] QF: OkUy I'll UdmUt I jUst dUd thUs tU mUss wUth yUU
[07:52] MM: -You are righ7, Felixx minion, I have ye7 7o 7ell you.-
[07:53] MM: -Rude! Bu7 I aprecia7e 7he evil behind i7! Jus7 comes 7o show you are a7 7he very leas7 mean in 7he scale of evilness!-
[07:54] MM: -Bu7 seriously s7op i7, my 7hink pan needs 7o no7 fill like a blender so I can work on domina7ing 7he world properly-
[07:55] QF: OKAY AS IT TURNS OUT THE WEIRD THING I DID CAN ONLY BE AVOIDED BY TYPING IN ALL CAPS
[07:55] QF: SO I GUESS I'LL HAVE TO DO THIS
[07:56] MM: -Tha7's much be77er! Al7hough 7here is no need 7o scream as soon as you swi7ch 7o a more bearable quirk-
[07:56] MM: -Bu7 anyways, SCHEMES, minion-
[07:57] QF: Okay
[07:57] MM: -I mus7 command you 7o ask me "wha7 are we going 7o do 7oday, Solark?"-
[07:57] QF: "Wha7 are we going 7o do 7oday, Solark?
[07:58] QF: I swear if this is a pinkie and the brain reference...
[07:58] MM: -I'm glad you ask, fellow minion.-
[07:58] MM: -The same 7hing I have been planning 7o do ever since so long...-
[07:58] MM: -TAKE OVER ALTERNIA!-
[07:59] MM: -And I have go7 jus7 7he 7hing 7o do 7ha7!-
[07:59] QF: Alternia?
[07:59] MM: -Yes, Al7ernia.-
[07:59] MM: -You could call i7, "7he world" if you feel more drama7ic-
[08:00] QF: Where I'm from we call it earth.
[08:00] MM: -The 7hing 7ha7 allows you 7o no7 fall in7o 7he infini7e blackness of space?=
[08:01] QF: Yes
[08:01] MM: -Tha7 sounds like a dumb for a plane7 if you ask me .-|=
[08:01] QF: I could say the same for yours, and your weird emoticons
[08:02] MM: -Don'7 you dare insul7 my disabili7y, minion! Also our plane7.-
[08:02] QF: Disability?
[08:02] QF: I didn't know that you had one.
[08:03] MM: -Well yes I am! Bu7 i7 makes me a7 leas7 20% more badass!-
[08:04] MM: -And I was pre77y sure i7 was pre77y ebviden7 by my emo7icons
[08:05] QF: I remember one of my friends saying that she would blow up the world with that game of the year.
[08:05] MM: -Oh, you mean my backup plan?-
[08:05] QF: Well actually she was told that by some guy with yellow text
[08:05] MM: -DAMNIT THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE SECRET-
[08:05] QF: You mean SBURB was your plan B?
[08:06] MM: -Grrr, why mus7 7ha7 mus7ard blood foil every7hing wi7h his creepiness!-
[08:06] MM: -Bu7 yes, if 7he gre7 MERCURYNATOR 7urned ou7 7o be a flunk, I would use plan B-
[08:06] MM: -Simple!-
[08:07] QF: Mercurynator?
[08:07] MM: -Yes! My mos7 recen7 doomsday concoc7ion you see! Wi7h i7, I will 7urn all 7he wa7er in 7he plane7 in7o MERCURY!-
[08:07] MM: -Excep7 for a large resource of i7 I will keep!-
[08:08] QF: That sounds, difficult...
[08:08] MM: -Wi7h me having 7he only resources of wa7er available, people will have no choice bu7 7o BEND TO MY WILL!-
[08:08] QF: Isn't blood made partially of water?
[08:08] MM: -Tha7 or finidng a way 7o survive wi7hou7 wa7er, i'm pre77y sure i7's no7 7ha7 hard.-
[08:09] QF: Wouldn't you have to exclude your own blood and everyone else's blood?
[08:09] MM: -Yes! Blood is made of 55% wa7er ac7ually, mos7ly makes up 7he plasma.-
[08:10] MM: -Well, yes I mean...I'm no7 going 7o 7urn 7he wa7er people have inside 7hem in7o mercury-
[08:10] MM: -Tha7 would be complica7ed!-
[08:10] MM: -I'll jus7 7urn all drinkable wa7er in7o mercury!-
[08:10] MM: -Followed by 7he ocean!-
[08:10] MM: -Sans 7he reserve of wa7er I will adminis7er-
[08:11] QF: Uh, this seems exteremely hard.
[08:11] QF: Couldn't you just use nukes?
[08:11] MM: -Ha! No challenge for a supreme Miasmurderer like me~-
[08:11] MM: -A7 leas7 I 7hink i7 isn'7...-
[08:12] MM: -And nukes are simply 7oo cliche! No class a7 all-
[08:12] MM: -Besides, I'm no7 7ha7 good a7 building rocke7s...-
[08:12] QF: ...
[08:12] MM: -And well, I'm 95% sure 7his one ba7ch or 7he MERCURYNATOR will work!-
[08:12] MM: -I7 was hard 7o ge7 i7 righ7 7rus7 me.-
[08:13] MM: -Some of my earlier a77emp7s only made 7his weird red goop 7ha7 7urned iron in7o some sor7 of golden mineral for some reason-
[08:13] MM: -I don'7 know why, and i7 seemed ex7remely useless!-
[08:14] QF: ...
[08:14] QF: I am suprised at how you are able to make a thing that turns iron into gold...
[08:15] MM: -Turns iron in7o wha7 now? Ah well, as much as Troll Mike Myers loved gold, I have no use for i7!-
[08:15] MM: -No7 for 7his -INATOR a7 leas7-
[08:15] QF: Okay...
[08:15] QF: Wait, hold on somethings going on.
[08:15] QF: I'll be right back
At this point you decided to look out the window. You see an odd carapacian outside, holding an odd package. You decide to describe the situation to the "Troll".
[08:16] MM: -Alrigh7, don7 die!0
[08:17] QF: Okay! As it turns out a weird carpacian is at my door holding a package...
[08:17] MM: -Wha7's a carapacian?-
[08:18] QF: It doesn't really matter
[08:18] QF: somebody is at my door holding a package I never ordered
[08:18] MM: -You should 7ake i7!-
[08:18] QF: What?!
[08:18] QF: My mom would kill me!
[08:19] MM: -Your mom sounds bru7al! Bu7 i7's no7 all day you ge7 a free gif7 a7 your doors7ep-
[08:19] MM: -Maybe i7's 7he opor7uni7y of a life7ime!-
[08:19] QF: OH SHE'S AT THE DOOR.
[08:19] MM: -OH SNAP-
[08:20] QF: OKAY I'LL TRY TO EAVESDROP A LITTLE
[08:20] MM: -YES, EAVESDROPPING IS SUFFICIENTLY EVIL-
[08:21] QF: Okay, it's very clear my mom does not want him to be there...
[08:21] MM: -Your lusus sure seems unwelcoming .<|-
[08:22] QF: Okay I can't really hear either of them well...
[08:22] QF: I could pick up "I don't remember me or my son ever ordering a package!"
[08:22] MM: -You should go ge7 i7!-
[08:23] QF: No way in the middle of that argument!
[08:23] MM: -Bu7 you see, if you flail yourself in7o a dangerous si7ua7ion, maybe you'll learn some7hing from i7!-
[08:24] QF: No way!
[08:25] MM: -Tha7's how you become an exper7 evildoer, minion!-
[08:25] MM: -A7 leas7 7ha7's wha7 I 7hink=
[08:25] QF: I could wait til the fires die down...
[08:25] QF: OH SHE SLAMMED THE DOOR
[08:26] MM: -Golly, she sounds like qui7e a crabby cos7umer-
[08:26] MM: -I7'd be nice 7o mee7 her! I7 would be if i7 didn'7 mean she migh7 7ry 7o kill me-
[08:27] QF: Eh, she doesn't like strangers that much.
[08:27] MM: -Wha7 Lusus does?-
[08:27] QF: Oh, the carapacian left the package at the door.
[08:27] MM: -Excelen7! You7h roll 7owards i7 minion-
[08:27] MM: -YOUTH ROLLLLLL-
[08:28] QF: I could try?
[08:28] QF: I guess I could go out to see it.
[08:28] MM: -I command you 7o do i7!-
[08:28] QF: But I don't really have a phone so I'll have to leave you in the dark for a while...
[08:29] MM: -Bu7 my ligh7s are working fine, minion.-
[08:29] QF: It's a - Nevermind, I'll just stop chatting for a bit because I'll be away from the computer
So, yeah you left. You are actually a bit unsure of why exactly you actually did this. Perhaps you actually kind of wanted to that, but you kind of needed a bit of a push, but you did in fact go out and grab the package. You also get to describe your house a bit more. Your house is one story high and is relatively small. It's pretty ordinary, with your room being across from your mother's in a small hallway with a bathroom at the end. At the other end of this hallway is a your kitchen, and beyond that is the living room and front door. You get through the house fine, and come to the front door. It's a dark night, but it's a very warm night. Not very unusual from all the other nights. You grab the package and walk back beaming with excitement.
[08:30] MM: -Aha, I unders7ood 7he firs7 s7a7emen7, minion, i was jus7 7es7ing you >.]-
[08:31] MM: -Never underes7ima7e your grea7 leader's abili7y 7o unders7and me7aphors!-
[08:35] QF: Okay, I'm kind of excited right now!
[08:36] MM: -See! You are probably less wor7hless 7han before now, minion!
[08:36] MM: -Why 7hough?-
[08:37] QF: For some reason, I have no idea why, I got a copy of SBURB early...
[08:37] MM: -Brillian7! Bu7 don'7 you mean Sgrub?-
[08:38] QF: Maybe you live in a different place where it got a different name?
[08:39] MM: -Tha7 or 7he wri7ers of GameGrub have gone far 7oo deep in7o sopor slime and 7hey forgo7 how 7o 7ype correc7ly .<|-
[08:39] QF: I don't know, but I am really excited
[08:39] QF: Too bad I don't have anyone else to play with, considering I think this is a multiplayer game.
[08:40] MM: -Of course you should be! You're playing in my 7eam, remember?-
[08:40] MM: -Tha7 is, as soon as I ge7 7he game.-
[08:40] MM: -And IF 7he MERCURINATOR does work-
[08:42] QF: So yeah, kind of excited.
[08:43] MM: -Grea7! Don'7 play i7 now 7hough! I MUST play i7 firs7hand-
[08:44] QF: Wait, I only got the server copy.
[08:45] MM: -Wha7?-
[08:46] MM: -Tha7 doesn'7 make sense I swore you should have go77en 7he o7her copy...-
[08:46] MM: -A7 leas7 I 7hough7 you would-
[08:47] QF: Weird...
[08:47] MM: -Ques7ions for la7er I suppose...BUT UNTIL I GET THE GRUB-
[08:48] MM: -I suppose I will 7ire 7he en7ire supply of freshwa7er in 7he plane7 for 7he 7ime being!-
[08:48] MM: -And hence before I do, do you have any inpu7, minion?-
[08:48] QF: I'm skeptical if that's actually going to work...
[08:49] MM: -Your lack of fai7h dis7urbs me minion!-
[08:50] QF: I dunno, It doesn't sound feesible to me.
[08:50] MM: -Bu7 minions don'7 decide evil schemes however! And hence I shall commence and may only ask you 7o wi7ness as 7he las7 drops of suculen7, almos7-kind-of-pure-bu7-no7-really drops of H2O vanish forever!-
[08:50] MM: -Ahahah!-
[08:51] MM: -brb, 7aking over 7he world-
[08:51] -- macabreMixer [MM] ceased pestering quantumFrogface [QF] at 20:51 --
With that you finally go to bed.
You wake up and after you go through your usual routines, find that nobody is online on your chumroll except for that douchenozzle... Thomas.
[11:33] -- arcaneCynic [AC] began pestering quantumFrogface [QF] at 11:33 --
[11:33] AC: ugh
[11:33] QF: Why is everyone so quiet? It seems like it's only us who seem to be online...
[11:34] AC: ik
[11:34] AC: i should pester more randos
[11:34] AC: anything but you
[11:34] AC: but laziness
[11:34] QF: You too.
[11:36] AC: so
[11:36] AC: what ya wanna talk about
[11:37] QF: I don't know to be completely honest, I'm just kind of shocked at how well we've been getting along lately
[11:37] QF: It's almost as if you put that edge thing to a rest.
[11:37] AC: i think it'lucy
[11:37] AC: and fuck you btw
[11:38] AC: you're just didn't grow up
[11:38] AC: like i did
[11:38] QF: Oh yeah, growing to slowly hate everyone around you is "Growing up"
[11:38] AC: wut
[11:39] AC: what are you saying
[11:39] QF: You seem to hate literally everyone you meet nowadays.
[11:40] AC: i'm just not naive enough to like any of those sheeple like you
[11:40] QF: Well at least I find something to enjoy every now and then
[11:40] AC: i do too
[11:40] AC: like sburb
[11:41] AC: and reading about it
[11:41] AC: it will be so cool
[11:41] QF: Based on what you told me you only seem to want to play it so you can beat me up in it!
[11:43] QF: Sometimes I wonder what would have happened if you hadn't moved away.
[11:43] QF: Maybe you wouldn't have become such a dick?
[11:44] AC: no
[11:44] AC: i am not a dick
[11:45] AC: and that is just an added benefit
[11:45] AC: i had my disc before you remember
[11:45] QF: I'm suprised we even got along in the first place.
[11:45] AC: we don't tho
[11:46] AC: oh
[11:46] AC: past tense
[11:46] QF: Yes
[11:46] QF: Past tense
[11:46] AC: ugh
[11:47] QF: Yeah, UGH!
[11:47] AC: but don't you remember
[11:48] AC: it was superhero's
[11:48] AC: that's why
[11:48] AC: and you grew out of that
[11:48] AC: and i grew out of everything else
[11:48] AC: pretty much
[11:49] QF: I mean we met and became friends because we both liked the same superhero
[11:49] AC: yup
[11:50] QF: But It doesn't mean our entire friendship was superheroes
[11:50] AC: we both liked aquaman
[11:50] AC: like sure
[11:50] AC: but it was pretty much
[11:50] AC: everything we talked about was superheros
[11:50] AC: when we played pretend
[11:50] AC: superheroes
[11:50] AC: etc
[11:51] QF: The main difference between you and me is that when I think of that I think "Yeah, I enjoyed that a lot at the time"
[11:51] QF: But you think "Man I was so immature to enjoy that"
[11:52] AC: no
[11:52] AC: that is like the only thng i still like
[11:52] AC: superheroes
[11:52] QF: I'm suprised
[11:52] AC: and rping
[11:52] QF: Because I get the impression that you like literally nothing
[11:52] AC: i play D&D and stuff
[11:52] AC: i like metal and those things
[11:52] AC: and i read webcomics
[11:53] QF: Suprising.
[11:53] AC: ikr
[11:54] AC: i have this awsome character
[11:54] AC: he called ragnarok bloodwind
[11:54] AC: and he is a tiefling warlock
[11:54] AC: i love D&D
[11:54] QF: Ow! That name! It's so, edgy...
[11:55] AC: fu
[11:55] QF: The only way it could be more edgy if you added "XXX_RAGNAROK_BLOODWIND_XXX"
[11:55] AC: fuck off
[11:55] AC: you only like boring stuff
[11:56] AC: your hobbies are worse
[11:56] QF: ^ That
[11:56] QF: That is why I think you're kind of a dick.
[11:56] AC: you call me edgy all the time
[11:56] AC: just because i like LP and stuff
[11:57] QF: No, I call you edgy because you came to "Grow" out of nearly everying you liked before you moved.
[11:57] AC: well you grew out of the most iportant one
[11:57] AC: two actually
[11:58] AC: i'm sure your younger self would've liked D&D
[11:58] QF: I didn't "Grow out" of them
[11:58] QF: I just kind of lost interest in it.
[11:59] AC: whatis the difference
[11:59] QF: The difference? I would probably get back into it if I had the chance.
[12:00] AC: you lost interest
[12:00] AC: you said it yourself
[12:01] QF: Yes, But I would probably go back and do DND and read some of the comics
[12:01] QF: But there are a lot of comics to catch up on.
[12:02] AC: it's not like you don't have the time
[12:04] QF: ...
[12:04] QF: You kind of have a point there
[12:04] AC: ik
[12:04] QF: But you still need to cheer the fuck up
[12:05] AC: no
[12:05] AC: i don't
[12:05] AC: why would i
[12:05] QF: Because everything you type seems to ooze with edge
[12:06] AC: fuck off
[12:07] QF: I'm really confused at what exactly happened to you
[12:07] AC: i woke up
[12:08] QF: If this is waking up, than I'm going to stay in bed
[12:08] AC: fuck OFF
[12:08] QF: You too buddy.
[12:09] -- arcaneCynic [AC] flips felix off --
[12:09] QF: Your virtual middle fingers do not affect me!
[12:10] -- arcaneCynic's [AC'S] middle finger affects felix --
[12:13] QF: ...
[12:13] QF: It isn't
[12:13] QF: It really isn't
[12:13] -- arcaneCynicisbetter [ACISBETTER] than felix --
[12:14] QF: You aren't doing anything.
[12:16] AC: idk
[12:16] AC: i'm tired
[12:17] QF: ...
[12:21] QF: What ever happened to you?
[12:21] AC: i'm tired
[12:21] QF: Forget it.
[12:21] AC: what
[12:21] AC: i tried to say
[12:21] AC: i grew up
[12:21] AC: butthen i pressed up
[12:21] AC: ugh
[12:23] QF: That is not how I would define either of those things.
[12:23] AC: either
[12:23] AC: ?
[12:24] QF: You listed two things...
[12:24] AC: i'm tired wasn't something i listed
[12:24] AC: i just pressed up
[12:24] QF: "Grew up" and "Pressed up"
[12:25] AC: how do you mean not define pressed up
[12:25] AC: i literally pressed up on my keyboard
[12:25] AC: try it
[12:26] QF: I thought that was some weird slang you adopted for pushing weights
[12:26] AC: no
[12:26] AC: it was an explanation for why i said i'm tired twice
[12:27] QF: Oh.
[12:27] AC: like press up while typing a mssage
[12:27] QF: I noticed.
[12:28] AC: but growing upways
[12:29] AC: that is because you didn't grow up
[12:29] AC: you just grew boring
[12:30] QF: ...
[12:30] QF: Fuck you man.
[12:30] AC: smae
[12:32] QF: This is kind of just us insulting eachother...
[12:32] AC: ik
[12:32] AC: i can't wait toplay sburb
[12:32] AC: and actually do something
[12:33] AC: and meet lucy
[12:33] QF: Yeah.
[12:33] AC: and someone else i guess
[12:34] AC: three is not a lot of players
[12:35] QF: I could invite that "Alien" alon
[12:35] QF: *along
[12:35] AC: which one
[12:35] AC: i know about three
[12:35] QF: MacabreMixer?
[12:35] AC: that's one
[12:36] AC: i didn't meet them yet tho
[12:36] QF: So it's a group of people doing this trollsona
[12:36] AC: then there's unceasingchase
[12:36] QF: Oh yeah, that one.
[12:36] AC: and assymetric apocalypse
[12:36] QF: I haven't met that one
[12:37] AC: the one that warned lucy and me about the disc
[12:37] QF: I don't understand how a disc can blow up the world
[12:38] AC: it is bs anyway
[12:38] AC: but lucy is pretty scared
[12:38] AC: or at least nervous
[12:38] QF: Yeah, I barely understand it.
[12:38] AC: so i told her she'd just fall asleep anyway
[12:39] AC: it isn't ice to exploit her fathers bs
[12:39] AC: but it seemed the right thing to do
[12:39] AC: and it isn't good to hammer on the fact that death is real
[12:40] QF: Yeah, It's really bad
[12:40] AC: really fucked up
[12:40] AC: and she played piano once
[12:40] AC: and she tried to play ring around the rosy
[12:40] AC: sure pretty creepy
[12:41] AC: but father banned her from ever playing again
[12:41] AC: what a douche
[12:41] QF: I mean it's only eventual that she'll experience a death...
[12:41] QF: And when that happens It's not going to be very good...
[12:41] AC: she did
[12:42] AC: she lives in a church /funeral thingy
[12:42] QF: True...
[12:42] QF: I mean a bit more of a personal one.
[12:42] AC: and she plays simon says with the dead
[12:42] QF: Like when father dies eventually
[12:42] AC: i mean her father id commit suicide
[12:42] AC: but she waas too youg i think
[12:43] AC: and she'll probably stll believe he just is sleeping
[12:43] AC: i have no idea how she is going to take care of herself as an adult
[12:44] QF: Yeah...
[12:46] AC: we need to do something
[12:46] AC: maybe with those trolls
[12:46] AC: unceasing chase is nice
[12:46] AC: because father wont
[12:46] AC: and the townspeople wont either
[12:47] QF: I think that will be hard...
[12:47] AC: ik
[12:47] AC: but who else will
[12:47] QF: ... I have no idea...
[12:47] AC: so we need to do something
[12:48] AC: when we are all online
[12:48] AC: we need to make a memo or something
[12:48] AC: hidden of course
[12:48] QF: That will be a bit hard to get everyone online
[12:48] AC: i mean you me and lucy
[12:48] AC: and maybe uc
[12:49] AC: hrest don't matter
[12:49] QF: I don't think macabreMixer would be very helpful.
[12:49] AC: mr abused lusus mcconspiracy doesn't matter
[12:49] AC: and aa would just upset her
[12:50] AC: so it'll be us three/four
[12:50] QF: I suppose...
[12:52] QF: I'll have to thing about this.
[12:52] QF: I
[12:52] QF: I'll see you later...
[12:52] AC: i guess
[12:52] AC: smell ya later
[12:52] -- quantumFrogface [QF] ceased pestering arcaneCynic [AC] at 12:52 --
You feel kind of uncomfortable about the conversation that you two just had, and you see that another one of your chums is online. You think this one is a "Troll" too?
[04:04] -- quantumFrogface [QF] began pestering unceasingChase [UC] at 16:04 --
[04:04] UC: ...Hello again
[04:06] QF: Hi, so you're the only one on my chumroll who's online.
[04:07] UC: ..Oh..Well I try to keep my...communication device on me at all times
[04:07] QF: Okay, so how is that "beast"?
[04:08] UC: ...I think it is one of the strongest I have seen
[04:09] QF: Huh.
[04:11] QF: I think I heard somewhere that one of my friends contacted you.
[04:13] -- unceasingChase [UC] changed their mood to OFFLINE --
[04:13] -- unceasingChase [UC] changed their mood to CHUMMY --
[04:14] UC: ...I am not sure what it is but...
[04:14] UC: ...It's just giving me a weird feeling
[04:15] QF: ...?
[04:15] UC: ...This cave just.....It does not feel...natural
[04:16] QF: Odd?
[04:19] UC: ....The interior is smooth..there isn't any life in here whatsoever...it even smells...nice?
[04:19] QF: Maybe something lives there?
[04:20] QF: It just currently isn't in there.
[04:20] UC:: ....Perhaps
[04:20] UC: ...Though there is a lack of fecal matter
[04:21] UC: ...There could be several reasons for that though
[04:21] QF: Maybe it poops outside?
[04:21] UC: ...That would be my primary assumption
[04:22] QF: Me too.
[04:22] UC: ...It would have to be quite the creature to stake out this well of a claim....Hm...
[04:23] UC: ...One sec
[04:24] UC: ....Well..I found...significant evidence as to why this cave is so odd
[04:25] UC: ...An entrance device was disguised by a rock...which I found and activated..and now there is an opening deeper into this...cave
[04:26] UC: ...Intriguing
[04:26] QF: This has to be the most civilised monster I've seen.
[04:27] UC: ...I actually believe that this cave was created by a...civil humanoid
[04:27] QF: Odd.
[04:28] UC: ....I suppose I have to investigate this further now
[04:28] UC: ..Do you have anything else you would like to talk about? Else..I think I will continue this conversation...at a later time
[04:29] QF: no, I'm good.
[04:29] UC: ..Goodbye for now...then
[04:29] QF: Goodbye.
[04:29] -- unceasingChase [UC] ceased pestering quantumFrogface [QF] at 16:29 --
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Post by arcanecynic on Oct 6, 2016 16:44:17 GMT
>DO STUFF i said it once and i'll say it twice, NO! >edge edge edge was that supposed to be funny? >get pestered haha, very funn-
[03:01] -- arcaneCynic [AC] began trolling hopefulPrayer [HP] at 15:01 --
[03:01] AC: hello
[03:01] HP: Oh! Greetings!
[03:01] AC: greetings srsly
[03:02] HP: Oh uhm, excuse my lack of knowledge but, what is...
[03:02] HP: "srsly"?
[03:02] AC: srsly?
[03:02] AC: it means seriously
[03:02] HP: Oh!
[03:02] AC: ugh
[03:02] HP: Yes! Very srsly!
[03:02] HP: It is important to greet a potential new friend like yourself!
[03:02] HP: Unless it is offending you?
[03:03] AC: no it is not
[03:03] HP: Oh, good! I was worried I had already upset you.
[03:03] AC: but greetings is so old fashioned
[03:03] AC: that or creepy
[03:04] HP: Really? I suppose it's rather different...
[03:04] HP: But I don't really like using the greeting most of the villagers use.
[03:04] AC: which is?
[03:04] HP: And I'm unsure of how I would enact that through this... "computer"/
[03:04] HP: Oops. Uhm... .
[03:05] HP: It's to throw a tomato!
[03:05] AC: wow
[03:05] AC: they must not like you
[03:05] AC: i kinda get why tho
[03:06] AC: i've only just met you and you are so creepily cheery
[03:06] HP: O-oh... No no! I'm sure they just have too many and are too shy to give them to me face to face!
[03:06] HP: It would seem rude if I was giving them back.
[03:06] AC: yeah...
[03:06] AC: sure...
[03:07] AC: but anyway how are ya doing
[03:08] HP: I'm very well thank you!
[03:08] AC: and other generic introduction stuff like that
[03:08] HP: It's very noisy today.
[03:08] HP: How are you?
[03:08] AC: i'm the same as ever
[03:08] AC: which to say, disapointed in humanity
[03:09] HP: Oh dear... Uhm...
[03:09] HP: Is there any way I could help rekindle your faith in humanity?
[03:09] HP: I wouldn't want you to always be disappointed in yourself!
[03:10] AC: i don't coider myself human exactly
[03:10] AC: i'm above that terminology
[03:10] AC: i am an individual
[03:10] HP: Oh, I see.
[03:10] HP: Then that's fine!
[03:10] AC: unlike the sheeple
[03:10] AC: like you probably
[03:11] HP: I don't mind how you view me. As long as you like yourself!
[03:11] AC: i wouldn't say i like myself
[03:11] HP: Oh.
[03:11] AC: i am the only peson i don't dislike
[03:11] AC: person*
[03:11] HP: Well that's a start!
[03:12] AC: i guess
[03:12] AC: so uh...
[03:12] HP: So.
[03:12] AC: what do yoi want to talk about
[03:12] AC: you*
[03:13] AC: i'm bored as HELL
[03:13] HP: Uhm...
[03:13] HP: ...
[03:13] HP: ...I'm not entirely sure if... Hell can be boring?
[03:13] AC: if you're apathatic enough it can
[03:13] HP: I see...
[03:14] AC: what do yoi want to talk about
[03:14] AC: you*
[03:14] HP: We could talk about things you like?
[03:16] AC: uh
[03:16] AC: to what kind of music do you listen?
[03:17] HP: Is there any other music besides Choral?
[03:17] AC: yes...
[03:17] AC: srsly
[03:17] AC: ...
[03:17] HP: Uhm.
[03:17] HP: ....
[03:17] HP: ...Choral.
[03:17] HP: It's the only one I've heard.
[03:17] HP: Sorry.
[03:18] AC: are you srs
[03:18] HP: Wait! I... Do remember a lullaby!
[03:18] HP: Very faintly.
[03:19] AC: what lullaby
[03:19] HP: Uhhm... I don't know the name but it went like...
[03:20] HP: Ring around the rosie
[03:21] HP: Pocket full of posies
[03:21] HP: Ashes, ashes
[03:21] HP: we all fall down
[03:21] AC: that sounds incredibly creepy
[03:22] AC: when combined with yourncreepy hapiness
[03:22] HP: I'm probably just bad at lullabies.
[03:22] AC: nah
[03:26] AC: Anyway...
[03:27] AC: have you heard about this new game named SBURB
[03:27] HP: I have actually! I have it in a brown envelope.
[03:28] AC: cool
[03:28] AC: i got one of one of those carps
[03:29] HP: I uhn...
[03:29] HP: Was just warned about it though.
[03:29] HP: By a "troll".
[03:30] AC: you got messages from trolls too?!
[03:30] HP: I did!
[03:30] AC: i don't mean regular internet rolls btw
[03:30] HP: With yellow text
[03:30] HP: They were saying some rather scary and mean things
[03:31] HP: About their own world and...
[03:31] AC: that sucks
[03:31] HP: A lot of stuff that isn't really real!
[03:31] AC: almost as much as society does
[03:31] HP: But apparently when I put this disc in.
[03:31] HP: My computer will explode
[03:31] AC: wut
[03:31] HP: and I'll bring hell onto Earth.
[03:31] AC: that sounds fun
[03:31] HP: We will all be smited because of me.
[03:31] AC: because of you?!
[03:32] HP: And that their world is already burning.
[03:32] AC: if SBURB would cause hell
[03:32] HP: But... I don't think it's the truth.
[03:32] HP: I mean
[03:32] AC: it would happen anyway
[03:32] HP: Death and destruction isn't real!
[03:32] AC: it is pretty hyped
[03:32] AC: sorry to break it to ya
[03:32] AC: but death is very real
[03:32] HP: You don't have to.
[03:33] HP: I know it isn't.
[03:33] HP: Everybody is simply sleeping.
[03:33] AC: have you never been to a graveyard or something
[03:33] HP: I always go to the graveyard!
[03:33] AC: those people are not just sleeping
[03:33] HP: I love giving my sleeping friends some company!
[03:34] HP: They'll wake up soon. I know it!
[03:34] AC: there is no oxygen underground lass
[03:34] AC: how would they breathe
[03:34] HP: They don't need to breathe!
[03:34] AC: and btw
[03:34] HP: Yes?
[03:34] AC: that is creepy AF
[03:35] HP: Haha, if you believe so then I suppose I can't stop you.
[03:35] AC: and why wouldn't they need to breathe
[03:35] HP: Because it's a special sleep!
[03:35] AC: look
[03:35] HP: Everybody will rise again thanks to hope!
[03:35] HP: That has to be true.
[03:35] AC: i don't know if you're just trolling me
[03:35] HP: I can't trolling you, I'm not that species.
[03:35] AC: but i lost my mother a few years ago
[03:36] HP: Oh, yours is sleeping too?
[03:36] AC: and i do NOT want you to act like death isn't real
[03:36] AC: we both know it is
[03:36] HP: But it isn't!
[03:36] AC: ask your parent/legal guardian
[03:36] HP: I asked father and he even agreed!
[03:37] AC: he is lying to
[03:37] AC: you
[03:37] HP: Father wouldn't lie to me! He saved me!
[03:37] AC: maybe to protect you
[03:37] AC: but still
[03:37] AC: and btw
[03:37] AC: how would they crawl out their graves
[03:38] HP: hE kIlLeD yOu YoU fOoL, wAkE uP
[03:38] HP: EEK
[03:38] HP: IT'S BACK
[03:38] HP: NO SHOO
[03:38] AC: wouldn't they just be stuck forever
[03:38] AC: wtf
[03:38] HP: IT'S THE SCARY TEXT NO GO AWAY DON'T SCARE MY FRIEND
[03:38] AC: are you srsly changing your text color
[03:38] HP: RiNg ArOuNd ThE rOsIe
[03:38] HP: It's not me!
[03:38] AC: fuck off
[03:38] HP: Eek;;
[03:39] AC: i don't need any of that shit now
[03:39] HP: I'm sorry it's not me I swear!
[03:39] HP: maybe if I use holy water
[03:39] AC: i thought you were just a little too happy
[03:39] HP: ...It's sparking
[03:39] HP: Is that bad?
[03:39] AC: but you're an a grade internet troll
[03:39] AC: and not the weird alien kind
[03:40] HP: I'm not even sure what that is
[03:40] HP: I didn't mean to upset you, I tried to tell it to go away!
[03:40] AC: it is people who offend other people for fun
[03:40] HP: O-offending people isn't fun.
[03:40] AC: just cross fingers and
[03:40] AC: say the power of chrisompels you
[03:41] AC: and it'll go away
[03:41] HP: O-okay!
[03:41] AC: that spooky scary demon ghost
[03:41] HP: ...who's chrisompels?
[03:41] AC: christ compels you btw
[03:41] HP: oh
[03:41] HP: Oh, sorry, Father came in after I said that
[03:42] HP: I might need to go
[03:42] AC: leave this house yuo spawn of stan
[03:42] -- hopefulPrayer [HP] gave up trolling arcaneCynic [AC] at 15:42 --
[03:42] AC: ugh douche
[03:42] -- hopefulPrayer [HP] gave up trolling arcaneCynic [AC] at 15:42 --
well that sure was weird. >get pestered again k
[03:48] -- asymmetricApocalypse [AA] began trolling arcaneCynic [AC] at 15:48 --
[03:48] AA: /*hello*/
[03:48] AC: hi
[03:49] AA: /*i feel like very minute watching the likes of you or eli makes me despise your species more and more*/
[03:49] AC: ph so you met eli
[03:49] AC: oh*
[03:50] AC: what a big child amirite
[03:50] AC: and have i met you
[03:50] AC: i mean i dislike my species too
[03:51] AC: but what do you have against me
[03:51] AA: /*you are all such fucking idiots.*/
[03:51] AC: i am not an idiot
[03:51] AA: /*remember: dont install discs handed by strangers*/
[03:51] AA: /*well*/
[03:52] AA: /*he did exactly that*/
[03:52] AC: i was going to throw away my computer anyway
[03:52] AA: /*and you are about to do that too, in fact you will in the future.*/
[03:52] AC: so why not
[03:52] AC: i am getting a new one soon anyway
[03:53] AC: and since you know about the disc
[03:53] AA: /*now the only thing that will remain in place of his house is a large crater.*/
[03:53] AA: /*you better get going soon.*/
[03:53] AC: you must be a troll right
[03:53] AA: /*yes, i am.*/
[03:53] AC: the hate for humanity should've tipped me off
[03:54] AC: well
[03:54] AC: i like crters
[03:54] AC: so what is the problem
[03:55] AA: /*well.*/
[03:56] AA: /*chances are, your house will be leveled too. goodbye.*/
[03:57] -- asymmetricApocalypse [AA] gave up trolling arcaneCynic [AC] at 15:57 --
[03:57] AC: well goodbye cruel world i guess
[03:57] -- asymmetricApocalypse [AA] gave up trolling arcaneCynic [AC] at 15:57 --
[03:57] AC: i'm insalling it anyway
[03:57] -- arcaneCynic [AC] gave up trolling asymmetricApocalypse [AA] at 15:57 --
That must've been the guy that girl was talking about. maybe she wasn't lying after all, maybe she is just THAT naive. Nah, probably not, assuming that would require faith in humanity. |
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telaxius
corpse party
I don't want to go onto the cart!
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Post by telaxius on Oct 10, 2016 0:38:56 GMT
You've been having a weird day, but this, this is new.
[11:19] -- asymmetricApocalypse [AA] began pestering quantumFrogface [QF] at 23:19 --
[11:19] AA: Hello.
[11:19] QF: Hello?
[11:19] QF: Who is this?
[11:19] AA: /*I see you have gotten hold of the "SBURB" game package.*/
[11:20] QF: Uh yeah.
[11:20] QF: How did you hear that?
[11:20] AA: /*Well.*/
[11:21] AA: /*It is, in fact, not an ordinary computer game.*/
[11:21] QF: Well it is the game of the year.
[11:22] QF: It is quite important.
[11:23] AA: /*In fact, it operates completely out of the scope of all known computer systems.*/
[11:24] QF: How, what do you mean exactly?
[11:24] AA: /*Try copying the files to the local storage or making an image of the disc - it will simply not work despite all the files and the file system being "normal."*/
[11:25] QF: Okay, who are you exactly?
[11:25] QF: Who told you I had the disc?
[11:26] AA: /*Well, it is information I would rather not disclose right now.*/
[11:26] QF: So, so about this game...
[11:27] QF: Why exactly are you telling me this?
[11:27] AA: /*I have quite a bit of information regarding the origins of the disc and its properties.*/
[11:28] QF: Okay...?
[11:29] QF: What exactly is this information... ?
[11:29] AA: /*...Most of it I would rather not disclose right now.*/
[11:30] QF: Why did you even bring it up?
[11:30] QF: Why did you even contact me?
[11:32] AA: /*However, what I will tell you is that installing it would be harmful both for your computer and everything in a 100 length unit radius around it, and I'm not sure about the former.*/
[11:33] QF: So, it's a virus?
[11:33] AA: /*It is, however, every program of that kind can be considered a virus.*/
[11:34] QF: I have no idea what you're talking about.
[11:34] QF: How can a computer game be a danger to anything outside of the computer?
[11:35] AA: /*Try breaking the disc. Hitting it with something heavy.*/
[11:36] QF: ...
[11:36] QF: Is this a trick to get me to break the disc?
[11:36] AA: /*It won't work. If it will, then this is thankfully a fake.*/
[11:37] AA: /*Also, if you did not figure out already, I am directly affiliated with the creator of the "game" in question.*/
[11:38] QF: Well I can tell by pressing my thumb hard on it that it's quite sturdy.
[11:38] QF: Oh, you work for skiacorp?
[11:38] AA: /*Yes.*/
[11:38] QF: Huh, well I only recieved the server copy.
[11:40] QF: I'm only telling you this because there isn't an email or a phone number on Skiacorp's website.
[11:41] AA: /*I am aware of that. */
[11:41] QF: Was I only supposed to get the server copy?
[11:43] AA: /*No. Each copy of "SBURB" is always manufactured as both a client and a server package.*/
[11:43] QF: Ther emust have been a defect...
[11:43] QF: *There must
[11:44] AA: /*But it is not important for now as far as I know.*/
[11:45] QF: So...
[11:45] QF: Why did you contact me?
[11:45] AA: /*What is important is that you need to put the disc away.*/
[11:46] AA: /*Unless, of course, you want to get your house obliterated by a meteor like ELI did.*/
[11:46] QF: What?
[11:46] AA: /*Try to contact your friend now.*/
[11:48] QF: Uh, he's offline?
[11:48] AA: /*Goodbye.*/
[11:48] -- asymmetricApocalypse [AA] ceased pestering quantumFrogface [QF] at 23:48 --
You're pretty sure that person just tried to make you break your disc. Weird. |
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Post by arcanecynic on Oct 10, 2016 8:06:04 GMT
a young man is still standing in his room. really, have you got nothing better to do? >pester more randoms
[07:02] -- arcaneCynic [AC] began pestering hopefulPrayer [HP] at 19:02 --
[07:04] HP: Oh! Hello!
[07:05] AC: oh, you again
[07:06] HP: Yes, hello again.
[07:06] AC: so so did the grey text kill you yet?
[07:06] AC: oh wait
[07:06] HP: ?
[07:06] AC: death doesn't exist
[07:06] HP: Oh, that weird thing.
[07:06] HP: I think it's something called a "virus".
[07:07] HP: I think maybe I spread it to Felix somehow so uhm be careful
[07:07] AC: it doesn't really matter
[07:07] AC: this an old pc
[07:07] HP: Yours is old too?
[07:07] AC: i got a new one already
[07:07] HP: Oh, I see.
[07:08] AC: not that old
[07:08] HP: I think mine is really old.
[07:08] AC: but still windows xp and tuff
[07:09] HP: ...Windows what?
[07:09] AC: so viri don't matter
[07:09] HP: I haven't heard of this vista version before
[07:10] AC: vista version
[07:10] AC: ?
[07:10] AC: as in windows vista
[07:10] HP: Oh XP
[07:10] HP: Sorry
[07:10] HP: I'm not sure where I got the word vista from
[07:10] AC: wow
[07:10] HP: Haha all these computers are confusing
[07:11] AC: probably from some spooky demon
[07:11] HP: Mine is... Windows... and then a number.
[07:11] HP: Eep!
[07:11] HP: I hope not!
[07:11] HP: Then again my computer seems to dislike holy water.
[07:11] AC: it probably just dislikes water in general
[07:11] HP: Oh.
[07:11] HP: Like a cat?
[07:11] HP: I miss cats.
[07:12] AC: not really
[07:12] AC: cats dont break when they touch water
[07:12] HP: Oh.
[07:12] AC: computers do
[07:12] AC: they die, if you ill
[07:12] AC: will*
[07:13] HP: I'm not sure... I quite understand that analogy.
[07:13] HP: But I think I understand what you mean.
[07:13] AC: i mean they go to sleep
[07:14] AC: for a long time
[07:14] HP: Ahh.
[07:14] AC: but if you fix them they might wake up
[07:14] AC: unlike humans
[07:14] AC: they stay 'asleep'
[07:14] HP: I heard some of humans wake up from comas though.
[07:15] AC: but in those comas they still breathe
[07:15] HP: Uhm... By the way... About that whole... CD destroying
[07:15] HP: Everything
[07:15] AC: what about it
[07:15] AC: i haavent installed it myself
[07:15] AC: but
[07:15] HP: I think there's somebody with that CD outside of one of my friends' houses.
[07:15] AC: you shouldn't worry about it
[07:16] HP: It won't kill them if they play it?
[07:16] AC: big whit carapacian?
[07:16] HP: Sounds similar.
[07:16] HP: Oh! Then... Did any of you get a small dark one?
[07:16] AC: yeah he is a bit crazy
[07:16] AC: yeah i did
[07:16] HP: Oh.
[07:16] AC: shen wanted the disc
[07:17] AC: but i wanted to play so
[07:17] HP: I see...
[07:17] AC: but the big white one goes on about how you're destined to pay and stuff
[07:17] AC: but he gave me the disc
[07:17] HP: Oh
[07:17] AC: so i don't mind
[07:17] HP: I think mine was a little distracted
[07:18] HP: I hope the villagers didn't hurt them too much
[07:18] HP: I don't suppose you know if they're allergic to rotten tomatoes do you?
[07:19] HP: J-Just because... It's a little lonely.
[07:19] HP: When people sleep.
[07:21] AC: they're not
[07:21] AC: don'tvworry
[07:21] HP: Good.
[07:21] HP: Uhm...
[07:21] HP: ...
[07:21] HP: No, it's fine. It's not important.
[07:24] AC: tell me
[07:24] AC: i've got nothing better to do
[07:24] HP: ...Is it silly...
[07:25] HP: To be scared of sleeping?
[07:25] AC: inda
[07:25] AC: kinda
[07:25] HP: I thought so
[07:25] AC: i mean uness you're afraid of sleep paraysis
[07:25] AC: or dying
[07:26] AC: since that counts as sleeping to you
[07:26] AC: but it isn't anything bad
[07:26] HP: ...L-Let's say that's, hyothetically... The case.
[07:26] AC: sure
[07:26] HP: I don't want to sleep for a really long time and make people lonely
[07:27] HP: I like lillies but... I... I'd rather be with my friends.
[07:27] AC: dont worry
[07:27] AC: you wont die
[07:27] AC: anytime soon that
[07:27] AC: is
[07:27] HP: ...Heheh...
[07:27] HP: Do you think... Anybody would really want to wake me up?
[07:28] AC: i'm sure your father does
[07:28] HP: Yes...
[07:28] HP: That's true
[07:28] AC: and your friends
[07:28] HP: I think Father definitely cares about me!
[07:28] HP: He gave me a home after all
[07:29] HP: And took me in when nobody else would
[07:29] HP: ...I guess that's kind of like... A "lusus", I think it's called.
[07:29] HP: I'd miss you if you slept for a long time.
[07:29] HP: So, even if it's a little selfish...
[07:29] HP: I'm going to pray you don't do that any time soon.
[07:30] HP: Because I like you!
[07:30] AC: well that's good
[07:30] AC: i hope you don't die either
[07:30] HP: ....
[07:30] HP: Thanks.
[07:30] HP: It's actually been a while
[07:30] HP: Since somebody didn't want me to disappear.
[07:31] HP: Heehe.
[07:31] AC: wow
[07:31] AC: that is fucked
[07:31] HP: It's a little hard living here sometimes
[07:31] HP: And I'm not sure how to make everybody happy
[07:31] AC: you should move
[07:31] HP: But...
[07:31] AC: does your father know about this
[07:31] HP: Oh quite well.
[07:32] HP: He even got a big fence.
[07:32] AC: wow
[07:32] HP: He says we can't move though
[07:32] AC: do you have an idea why they don't like you
[07:32] HP: And I don't want to abandon the man who saved me
[07:32] HP: Not really...
[07:32] HP: They keep saying it's my fault that a lot of people are sleeping but...
[07:32] HP: I don't understand.
[07:32] AC: do they call you nmes?
[07:32] HP: ...Maybe...
[07:33] AC: because i'm sure you can't have killed people
[07:33] AC: lok
[07:33] AC: you need to sort this out
[07:33] AC: look*
[07:33] AC: if you wanna talk i'm always here
[07:33] HP: ...O-okay!
[07:33] AC: except hen i'm in school and stuff
[07:34] HP: Haha I'm not sure what's with me today...
[07:34] HP: I don't usually talk about this stuff
[07:34] HP: Father's been out all day... Maybe I'm just lonely.
[07:34] AC: no wonder
[07:34] AC: if nobody likes you
[07:34] AC: like except people online
[07:34] HP: I know he doesn't mean to but...
[07:35] HP: Sometimes he says it's my fault too
[07:35] HP: When he's really angry or sad
[07:35] HP: It's a little sad... But
[07:35] HP: He doesn't mean it
[07:37] AC: does he ever talk about what happened
[07:38] AC: because it sounds like something did
[07:38] HP: Confusing things like...
[07:38] HP: If I wasn't born... She wouldn't have...
[07:38] HP: I mean, my actual mother.
[07:38] HP: Fell asleep when she had me.
[07:38] AC: oh that's terrible
[07:39] HP: And my real father wouldn't have fallen asleep if I hadn't made my mom sleep.
[07:39] AC: did he sleep himself?
[07:39] HP: Y-yeah...
[07:39] HP: Off of the church roof...
[07:39] AC: that really sucks
[07:40] HP: mmh...
[07:40] HP: And... Some other people fell asleep
[07:40] HP: when they were around me
[07:40] HP: I think maybe the villagers think I'm cursed
[07:40] HP: But Father protects me from them
[07:41] HP: I don't know why he's so nice
[07:41] HP: But I'm really grateful!
[07:42] AC: well that is good at least
[07:42] HP: Yeah.
[07:42] HP: Father would never abandon me or hurt me!
[07:42] HP: I love Father.
[07:42] HP: Oh- I think that's him coming home now!
[07:43] HP: Gotta go!
[07:43] -- hopefulPrayer [HP] ceased pestering arcaneCynic [AC] at 19:43 --
well, that was fucked up. on to the next pester i guess >click on the random encounter button you do that, and hope for the best.
[11:42] -- arcaneCynic [AC] began pestering quantumFrogface [QF] at 11:42 --
[11:42] AC: hello
[11:43] QF: Oh, It's you...
[11:43] AC: it is
[11:43] AC: and you are you too
[11:44] AC: great isn't it
[11:44] AC: look
[11:44] AC: i have nothing better to do
[11:44] AC: so i would apreciate it if you would fucking respond
[11:45] AC: like right now
[11:45] QF: Alright.
[11:45] AC: finally
[11:45] AC: took you long enough
[11:45] AC: by cthulhu man
[11:45] QF: To be honest I would be doing anything other than talk with you this weekend.
[11:46] AC: smae bro
[11:46] AC: smfuckingae
[11:46] AC: but nobody is online
[11:46] AC: and like even eli is better than you are
[11:47] QF: God, I like that weird fucking troll guy more than I like you
[11:47] QF: and he thinks I'm a weird fucking alien
[11:47] AC: smae
[11:47] QF: CAPITALS
[11:47] AC: i like the trolls more thaan you too
[11:47] QF: USE THEM BUDDY
[11:47] AC: it's a pitty they're not online
[11:48] AC: don't fucking tell me what to motherfucking do
[11:48] AC: EVER
[11:48] AC: how are those caps
[11:48] QF: Look at that!
[11:48] QF: A god damn capital!
[11:48] AC: asshat\
[11:48] QF: I'm so impressed1
[11:48] QF: Now you have to learn how to FUCKING SPELL
[11:48] AC: quit it with your passive agressive bs
[11:49] QF: Why don't you quite being such an asshole?
[11:49] QF: Seriously, is there anyone you actually like?
[11:49] AC: i heard the big white crp is giving you a disc
[11:49] QF: What?
[11:49] AC: me myself and i
[11:50] AC: what waht
[11:50] QF: Theres a weird carpacian person walking around town holding a package, but I doubt it's for me.
[11:50] AC: huh
[11:50] AC: hp thought it gave me the impression it was for you
[11:50] AC: i hope you get the disc
[11:51] AC: so i can fucking destroy you in sburb
[11:51] QF: YOU TOO BUDDY
[11:51] AC: with yor thistle tube bullcrap
[11:51] AC: did they invent that for you?
[11:51] QF: I'LL SHOVE IT SO FAR UP YOUR ASS IT WILL COME OUT YOUR MOUTH
[11:51] AC: the lamest specibus ever?
[11:52] AC: even footwearkind and fancy santakind are less lame
[11:52] AC: and
[11:52] AC: ha gay i guess
[11:52] AC: i'm not sure
[11:52] QF: HOW FUCKING ORIGINAL
[11:53] AC: but i have to decline your gay ass advances
[11:53] AC: i'm straight
[11:53] QF: WOW WHAT A FUCKING COINCIDENCE
[11:53] QF: I'M AS FUCKING STRAIGHT AS A GOD DAMN RULER
[11:54] AC: QF: I'LL SHOVE IT SO FAR UP YOUR ASS IT WILL COME OUT YOUR MOUTH
[11:54] AC: doesn't sound that straight does it
[11:54] QF: I'VE GOT A BETTER QUESTION
[11:54] AC: as straight as a protractor you mean
[11:54] QF: WHEN THE FUCK WERENT YOU SUCH AN ASSHOLE
[11:55] -- arcaneCynic [AC] thinks deepy --
[11:55] AC: deeply
[11:55] AC: always
[11:55] AC: at least i'm not part of oyur motherfucking sheeple herd
[11:55] AC: beeeeh
[11:55] AC: beeeeeh
[11:56] QF: GOD YOU CANT EVEN SPELL "BAAH"
[11:56] AC: does it matter
[11:56] QF: WELL AT LEAST THIS IS GOD DAMN USUAL FROM YOU
[11:56] AC: i'm sorry i don't live in your rural shithole
[11:56] QF: I'VE BEEN GETTING FUCKING MESSAGES FROM ALIENS
[11:57] AC: i haven't heard actual sheep before
[11:57] AC: but plenty of sheeple
[11:57] AC: and mate
[11:57] QF: AND FUCKING EMO LUCY
[11:57] QF: I HAVE NO IDEA WHATS GOING ON
[11:57] AC: you are the sheepiest of them all
[11:57] AC: wait what
[11:57] AC: emolucy
[11:57] AC: is that shit real
[11:58] QF: I DONT KNOW
[11:58] AC: r u f k m
[11:58] QF: SOME FUCKING WEIRDO HACKED INTO HER ACCOUNT
[11:58] AC: the grey text weirdo?
[11:58] QF: YES
[11:59] AC: and she thinks it is a fucking demon or some bs like that
[11:59] QF: YES
[11:59] QF: YOU'VE BEEN CONTACTED BY HER TOO?
[11:59] AC: and release tyhe capslock mate
[11:59] QF: SORRY
[11:59] AC: we beinf srs
[11:59] QF: IT'S THE ONLY FUCKING WAY I CAN EXPRESS THE HATE I FEEL FOR YOU
[12:00] AC: smae son
[12:00] AC: black text
[12:00] AC: works fine too
[12:00] AC: but what the hell is going on with lucy
[12:01] AC: i mean
[12:01] AC: idk her that well
[12:01] AC: but shit man
[12:01] QF: I'M SUPRISED YOU CARE AT ALL
[12:02] AC: the villagers throw tomaters at her
[12:02] QF: AFTER ALL YOU HATE LITERALLY EVERYONE YOU MEET
[12:02] AC: man i'm not an sshle
[12:02] AC: i don't like her especially
[12:02] AC: but by cthulhu
[12:02] AC: i hve some mf compassion
[12:03] QF: I NEVER GOT THAT FUCKING IMPRESSION FROM YOU
[12:03] AC: and what the hell is up with father
[12:03] AC: like know when to quit man
[12:03] AC: this is serious
[12:04] AC: il we've got this hate thing foing on
[12:04] AC: but i'm concerned mn
[12:04] QF: I'm actually kind of concerned
[12:04] QF: the last time I actually contacted real not emo lucy, she ended her conversation with a button mash
[12:04] QF: It was weird
[12:04] AC: that father person telling her death isn't real
[12:05] AC: that is fucked
[12:05] QF: For once we agree on somethign
[12:05] AC: i spoke to her twice
[12:05] AC: bt that shit is straight FUCKED
[12:06] AC: but she ended both convos
[12:06] AC: with father is here stuff
[12:06] AC: like that seems semi normal
[12:06] QF: I mean I end conversations when my mom calls me.
[12:07] QF: Usually I'll be gone for a bit when she does call me
[12:07] AC: yeah you do
[12:07] AC: (like a wimp)
[12:07] AC: but still that seems like strict parent bs
[12:07] QF: GOD DA,
[12:07] AC: like normal
[12:07] AC: DA?
[12:08] QF: WE WERE ON A FUCKING ROLL
[12:08] QF: DAMN
[12:08] AC: i'm sirry
[12:08] AC: gbhghbhjjmkk
[12:08] AC: typos all the way i guess
[12:08] AC: but sriously
[12:09] AC: she's gonna snap some day
[12:09] AC: what if that is where emo lucy steps in
[12:09] QF: I would love to disagree with you, but
[12:10] AC: that'd be hilarious
[12:10] AC: but like not really
[12:10] AC: i'd feel prtty bad
[12:10] QF: That father is leading her down a bad path
[12:10] AC: i mean she is way to happy innocent and ceepy
[12:11] AC: but that's also kinda endearing
[12:11] AC: and yeah that father gy is fucked in the head or something
[12:11] AC: not wanting to move and all
[12:11] AC: like she really needs to leave that place
[12:12] AC: bbut she can't go alone of course
[12:12] AC: ergo father and her need to move
[12:12] QF: True.
[12:12] AC: and he is either too dense or to bad o a person to do that
[12:14] QF: ... Yeah...
[12:14] AC: man that shit is fucked
[12:14] AC: i hope she gets a disc
[12:14] AC: to escape that hellhole
[12:14] AC: some escapism aint bad in her situation
[12:15] AC: even if it just is a game
[12:15] AC: why do i always writen walls of text before you respond
[12:16] AC: i am a pretty slow typer too
[12:16] QF: I'm not sure how to respond honstly
[12:16] AC: i get that
[12:16] QF: this is one of the first times we've agreed so heavily
[12:16] AC: you can't do otherwise
[12:17] AC: if even if you're one 64th part sensible person
[12:18] QF: Yeah, I think I might try to talk to non-emo lucy
[12:18] AC: do that
[12:18] -- quantumFrogface [QF] ceased pestering arcaneCynic [AC] at 12:18 --
well that sure wasn't the best, it was felix instead. he used to be a friend of yours until you moved to the city. now he is your nemesis. >press that button again you do th- no you don't, you get pestered instead.
[03:28] -- unceasingChase [UC] began pestering arcaneCynic [AC] at 15:28 --
[03:28] UC: ..Hello there
[03:29] AC: hi
[03:29] AC: who are you
[03:29] UC: ...My name is Venmis
[03:30] UC: ...Have you chatted with any trolls recently?
[03:30] AC: hi
[03:30] AC: yeah
[03:30] UC: ....Hm..What were their tags?
[03:30] AC: some bloke with assymetric APocalypse as their tag
[03:31] AC: i take you're a troll too then
[03:31] AC: i wouldn't have guessed
[03:31] UC: ...I prefer not to give out my...race at the given moment
[03:31] AC: since you aren't as straightforward with your hatred for humanity
[03:32] AC: your name does all tthe work
[03:32] AC: six letters and exotc
[03:32] AC: i'm thomas
[03:32] UC: ...Well hello Thomas
[03:32] AC: my name has six letters but isn't exotic to humans
[03:32] AC: ergo i am not a troll
[03:33] UC: ...I admire your..reasoning through this
[03:33] UC: ..Most others do not...catch on as quickly
[03:34] AC: i take it the dots are your quirk
[03:34] UC: ...Precisely
[03:34] UC: ...
[03:34] AC: you still haven't talked about hatred for humanity
[03:35] AC: is something wrong
[03:35] UC: ..Why would I hate humanity?
[03:35] AC: or did i just happen to run into fuckd up trolls
[03:35] UC: ...I find them interesting to...learn about
[03:35] AC: waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiit
[03:35] UC: ...
[03:35] AC: o you have a humansona?
[03:35] UC: ......A what?
[03:36] AC: because that would be hilarious
[03:36] AC: it'slike a thing that some trolls have apparently
[03:36] AC: they imagine themselves as being a human
[03:36] AC: and roleplay as such
[03:37] UC: ....No..I do not have a..humansona
[03:37] AC: well
[03:37] AC: ok
[03:37] UC: ...I have just started looking into humans recently
[03:37] UC: ...Since two in a row randomly pestered me
[03:37] AC: which ones
[03:37] AC: maybe i know them
[03:38] UC: ..Felix and realityGlitch
[03:38] UC: ...quantumFrogface is Felix's tag
[03:40] AC: oh yhoe dweebs
[03:40] AC: those?
[03:40] AC: **
[03:40] UC: ....So you know them?
[03:41] AC: well i know felix
[03:41] AC: and i met rg
[03:42] UC: ....Interesting
[03:42] UC: ...Oh..what about Lucy?
[03:42] AC: but i oh
[03:42] UC: ...She slipped my mind since I was the one to pester her
[03:42] AC: that poorvgirl
[03:43] UC: ...Hm
[03:43] UC: ...I find it quite odd that...I pestered both you and her at random...
[03:44] AC: her guardian told er death isn'tvreal
[03:44] UC: ...Yes..she told me that..actually
[03:51] AC: its terrible isn't it
[03:51] UC: ...I don't think it's...that bad...She seems to really enjoy herself
[03:53] AC: but the entire village hates her
[03:53] UC: ....They do?
[03:54] UC: ..I did not get that impression from my chat
[03:54] AC: they do
[03:54] AC: they blame her for a lot of deaths
[03:54] UC: ....Why would they do that?
[03:54] AC: including hose from her biological parents
[03:56] AC: idk
[03:57] UC: ...
[03:58] UC: ...Does she realize that they..hate her?
[03:58] AC: yeah i think so
[03:59] UC: ....I will have to ask her about this later
[04:00] UC: ...Oh..what did AA say when you chatted with him?
[04:02] AC: that shouldn'tbinstall swburb\
[04:03] UC: ...He told Lucy the same thing
[04:04] AC: nd that he hates humaity
[04:05] UC: ..Did he say anything...else about the game?
[04:09] AC: that'd ause a loy of people to die
[04:10] UC: ...Ugh..I really need to have a chat with him
[04:10] AC: not to me but to lucy
[04:11] UC: ..Well..I already know he scared Lucy with his whole...don't play this game thing
[04:11] AC: you don't seem as violent as othe trolls
[04:12] AC: are you sure you arent just a humn with a trollsona?
[04:12] UC: ..Oh..I can be violent...It's just not the way I usually act when speaking with others
[04:13] UC: ...It's really overdone among trolls..and it gets annoying
[04:15] AC: shouldn't higher bloodcastes be more violent
[04:15] AC: i mean
[04:15] AC: you're not exactly purple ut still
[04:15] UC: ....I relieve my...anger and violence in...other ways
[04:15] UC: ...Primarily hunting beasts
[04:16] AC: cooll
[04:16] UC: ..I have taken up enough of your time
[04:17] AC: that is pretty fucking metal
[04:17] UC: ...Oh..thanks
[04:17] AC: and yeah you have
[04:17] AC: jk
[04:17] AC: bye
[04:17] UC: ...Goodbye for now
[04:17] -- unceasingChase [UC] ceased pestering arcaneCynic [AC] at 16:17 --
how do you know stuff about trolls, you ask? it is very simple actually you followed RGs old blog about aliens, not seriously of course, but still. you also talked to some ransom trolls about him and they told you some stuff. you plan on using that stuff against him, if you'll ever pester him. for example, you read that he pretends to be a lusus whenever he pesters 'trolls', so you are going to pretend to be a troll if you pester him. |
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Post by balancesong on Oct 10, 2016 20:00:05 GMT
In which Lucy replies to a pester from Thomas > [07:09] -- arcaneCynic [AC] began pestering hopefulPrayer [HP] at 19:09 --
[07:09] AC: hiya
[07:10] HP: Hello!
[07:10] AC: how are you doing
[07:10] HP: I'm good, how are you?
[07:10] AC: i'm fine
[07:10] HP: That's good!
[07:11] AC: sooo...
[07:11] AC: uhmm
[07:11] HP: Yes?
[07:12] AC: do you have anything to talk about?
[07:12] HP: Uhm...
[07:13] HP: Do you have a favourite flower?
[07:15] AC: i like orcids i guess
[07:16] AC: i guess you like lillies
[07:16] AC: right
[07:16] HP: Yes!
[07:17] AC: those are nice iguess
[07:17] HP: I really like Star Lillies!
[07:18] AC: those are nice
[07:18] AC: so uhm
[07:18] HP: We also grow some Lycoris but I don't really like those.
[07:18] HP: Oh, uhm yes, you were saying?
[07:19] AC: do you play any instrumets?
[07:19] HP: I tried the piano once!
[07:19] AC: and did it go well
[07:19] AC: ?
[07:19] HP: I was banned.
[07:19] AC: wait what
[07:20] AC: from what
[07:20] HP: So, not very.
[07:20] AC: and how
[07:20] HP: The piano.
[07:20] HP: ...By playing?
[07:20] AC: what happened
[07:20] HP: I played the piano.
[07:20] HP: Father got upset.
[07:20] HP: I was baned.
[07:20] HP: banneD*
[07:20] AC: oh
[07:20] HP: Yes.
[07:20] AC: i thought you went to town or something
[07:21] AC: and played on a public piano
[07:21] AC: and were banned by the public
[07:21] AC: did you ask why you were banned?
[07:22] HP: It was a bad song, it seems.
[07:22] AC: why?
[07:22] AC: cn you go ask him?
[07:23] HP: Uhn... I guess so.
[07:24] AC: because it would be a waste to not to be able to play music
[07:24] HP: Apparently it was an upsetting song.
[07:24] AC: what song?
[07:24] HP: I was trying to play Ring Around The Rosies, a lullaby I heard once.
[07:25] AC: yeah and?
[07:25] HP: He said the song was too sad.
[07:25] AC: i gethat
[07:25] HP: And that I shouldn't play the piano.
[07:25] AC: that is a bit of an overreaction
[07:26] HP: I wouldn't want to upset Father again, I'm sure he knows best.
[07:26] AC: i guess
[07:26] AC: do you have any other hobbies
[07:28] HP: Uhm... What have I already listed?
[07:28] AC: not the piano
[07:28] AC: that's it i guess
[07:28] AC: oh
[07:28] HP: Collecting flowers, playing with my friends, attending services, reading the bible, praying, uhm...
[07:28] AC: and not listening to music
[07:28] HP: I listen to Choral music?
[07:29] AC: very relegious huh
[07:29] HP: Even when I'm the only one singing said choral music.
[07:29] HP: But yes!
[07:29] HP: I live in Father's church.
[07:29] AC: oh
[07:29] HP: With lots of weird boxes.
[07:29] AC: that kind of father
[07:29] HP: Yes!
[07:29] HP: He's not my... Blood related father.
[07:29] HP: He fell asleep.
[07:30] AC: ik
[07:30] HP: Whilst floating.
[07:30] HP: And then not floatig.
[07:30] HP: But yes.
[07:30] AC: but i thought you called your adoptive father father
[07:30] AC: wait floating
[07:30] HP: No, he is simply the owner of the church.
[07:30] AC: oh falling
[07:30] HP: That's the word!
[07:32] AC: so playing with friends
[07:32] AC: what do you play?
[07:32] HP: Mostly simon says.
[07:32] HP: They're very bad at simon says.
[07:33] AC: how so
[07:33] HP: They won't do anything I tell them!
[07:33] HP: But I guess that's just me being selfish and impatient.
[07:33] HP: A sin I pray will be forgiven.
[07:33] AC: so you do anything they say
[07:33] AC: but they wont do anything you say
[07:33] HP: They don't really say anything either.
[07:34] AC: so you run up to them and say simon says ...
[07:34] HP: I mean tag is too easy.
[07:35] AC: why
[07:35] HP: They are also terrible at tag.
[07:35] HP: My friends aren't very good at any games actually.
[07:35] HP: But it's not their fault.
[07:36] AC: why?
[07:36] HP: They're all asleep too.
[07:37] AC: and they aren't decomposing by chance?
[07:37] HP: What's decomposing?
[07:38] AC: that their skin and muscles go away
[07:38] AC: and they start to smell
[07:40] AC: well
[07:40] AC: are they?
[07:40] HP: Uhm...
[07:40] HP: I don't know?
[07:41] AC: do they still look like peple
[07:41] HP: I'm hoping so.
[07:41] AC: you've seen them right?
[07:41] HP: I mean...
[07:41] HP: Before they put them in the ground, y-yeah?
[07:42] AC: oh
[07:42] AC: they're in the ground
[07:42] HP: Apparently they sleep better that way.
[07:42] AC: they do
[07:42] AC: they're best that way
[07:43] AC: maybe you should play with alive people
[07:43] AC: i mean awake
[07:43] HP: Mhh.. I tried that...
[07:43] HP: I don't like their game though.
[07:44] HP: I try to, but it's not a very nice game. I'm not good at their game.
[07:44] AC: aybe we can play something over the computer
[07:44] HP: Really?
[07:44] AC: yeah
[07:46] HP: What game will we play?
[07:47] AC: idk
[07:47] AC: what games do you want to play
[07:47] HP: Oh... Uhm
[07:47] HP: We can't really play much... Considering
[07:48] HP: We could play uhm
[07:49] AC: what?
[07:49] HP: No idea.
[07:49] HP: I can't think of anything.
[07:49] AC: you can't really play actual gams huh
[07:49] AC: like video games
[07:53] HP: Video games?
[07:53] AC: like ames you play on the computer
[07:54] AC: like sburb
[07:54] AC: the disc i recieved
[07:54] AC: and the carapacian with the disc that goes around felix's house
[07:57] AC: we could play word games
[07:59] HP: Oh, that game!
[07:59] HP: Uhm.
[08:00] HP: Apparently that game is really bad though.
[08:00] HP: So said the golden text.
[08:00] HP: But word games works!
[08:00] AC: no not like twisting someones words
[08:00] HP: Hm?
[08:00] AC: but like atual games
[08:00] HP: Uhm...
[08:00] AC: let me explain the rules
[08:01] AC: i say a word
[08:01] AC: you say the word that makes you think of
[08:01] AC: etc
[08:01] AC: cheese
[08:01] HP: Okay!
[08:03] HP: Uhm
[08:03] HP: Hope!
[08:03] AC: love
[08:03] HP: Father
[08:03] AC: mother
[08:04] HP: Creation
[08:05] AC: deity
[08:05] HP: God
[08:05] AC: myth
[08:05] HP: Death
[08:06] AC: sleep
[08:06] HP: lonely
[08:07] AC: friends
[08:07] HP: Computer
[08:08] AC: you
[08:09] HP: Lucy
[08:09] AC: (lumas)
[08:09] AC: thomas
[08:10] HP: Tomi
[08:12] AC: tomi?
[08:12] AC: not in the game
[08:12] HP: Oh, sorry
[08:12] AC: gameways i say tummy
[08:12] HP: It's the first name that came to name, sorry
[08:13] HP: Uhm
[08:13] AC: it's okay
[08:13] -- arcaneCynic [AC] ceased pestering hopefulPrayer [HP] at 20:13 --
[08:14] -- arcaneCynic [AC] began pestering hopefulPrayer [HP] at 20:14 --
[08:15] AC: oh sorry i clicked away
[08:15] HP: Oh! Welcome back!
[08:15] HP: I was about to say butterflies.
[08:16] AC: funny
[08:17] HP: Black
[08:18] AC: racism
[08:18] HP: Unknown
[08:18] AC: pokemon
[08:20] AC: your turn
[08:22] AC: lucy
[08:22] AC: are you there?
[08:22] HP: Sorry um
[08:22] HP: I was trying to find out what
[08:22] HP: "Pokemon"
[08:22] HP: was
[08:23] AC: it is one of those video games
[08:23] HP: Animals
[08:23] AC: and also a show
[08:23] HP: Show?
[08:23] HP: Like a play?
[08:24] AC: kinda
[08:24] HP: Oh, okay!
[08:24] AC: it is like an animated play that is broadcasted on the television
[08:24] HP: What's a television?
[08:25] AC: it is like a computer but it only broadcasts shows and doesn't do anything else
[08:26] HP: Oh, I see.
[08:27] AC: i hope you get a sburb disc
[08:27] AC: so i can show you all those things
[08:28] HP: I uhm
[08:28] HP: Actually have one
[08:29] HP: The package is a bit stained but I think the disc is okay
[08:29] AC: a disc?
[08:29] HP: Yeah
[08:29] AC: cool!
[08:29] HP: I was told playing it was really bad though
[08:29] HP: By the golden text
[08:29] AC: we should totaly play in a while
[08:29] HP: Are you sure?
[08:29] AC: oh yeah
[08:29] AC: i remember
[08:29] HP: I won't explode?
[08:29] AC: no it wont
[08:30] HP: The whole world won't fall asleep and be on fire?
[08:30] AC: and otherwise we'll just go asleep right!
[08:30] HP: ...I guess!
[08:30] HP: That's true!
[08:30] HP: Yeah, sure, we can play! It sounds fun.
[08:30] AC: we should totally play
[08:30] HP: That sounds nice.
[08:30] AC: well need ore players tho
[08:30] AC: some one near felix
[08:31] AC: will get one
[08:31] HP: Okay!
[08:31] AC: maybe you should ask him who
[08:31] AC: and maybe someone else
[08:31] AC: idk who tho
[08:31] AC: well wait
[08:31] HP: Okay.
[08:31] AC: we'll*
[08:31] AC: i look forward to it
[08:33] AC: i have to go now tho
[08:33] AC: that was fun, right?
[08:33] HP: Okay! Yeah!
[08:34] HP: See you.
[08:34] HP: To Thomas
[08:34] HP: Uhm be... Be careful around cats, okay!
[08:34] HP: See ya!
[08:34] -- hopefulPrayer [HP] ceased pestering arcaneCynic [AC] at 20:34 -- |
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Post by Drakeon on Oct 12, 2016 1:09:58 GMT
After having finished watching the beast, you are now satisfied and heading back to your makeshift hive. You found this cave yesterday, and, finding it alluring, you decided to camp out there. You find yourself taking out your communication device and opening up pesterchum. Two individuals had pestered you recently, at random. You feel tempted to do the same. >Give in to temptation
[03:29] -- unceasingChase [UC] began pestering hopefulPrayer [HP] at 15:29 --
[03:29] UC: ..Hello there
[03:30] HP: Hello!
[03:30] UC: ...I was contacted twice earlier by....random pesters...and I quite enjoyed the conversations I had
[03:30] UC: ..So I decided to do the same
[03:31] HP: Well, it's very nice to meet you!
[03:32] UC: ..It is very nice to meet you as well
[03:32] UC: ..So..how are you today?
[03:32] HP: That's what I was about to ask! Heehee.
[03:32] HP: I'm okay today. How are you?
[03:33] UC: ..I am actually quite..pleased today
[03:33] UC: ..I recently...delved into the hunting habits of a...particular beast
[03:34] UC: ....And my findings today were...very conclusive
[03:34] HP: Oh, how interesting!
[03:35] UC: ..I very much enjoy learning about the...various creatures I hunt
[03:35] UC: ....What do you do that is..interesting?
[03:36] HP: I attend Father's sermons and sing chorals every day! I also like playing with my friends in the graveyard!
[03:36] UC: ..This may seem like an..odd question...but are your graveyard friends...alive or dead?
[03:38] HP: Don't be silly!
[03:39] HP: Why does everybody keep insiting people can die?
[03:39] HP: Death obviously isn't real. They're just sleeping! So I'm keeping them company!
[03:40] UC: ..Ah....I suppose that makes sense
[03:40] UC: ..What do you do to..keep them company?
[03:41] HP: I talk to them! And give them pretty lillies I find around the village!
[03:43] UC: ....That is very sweet of you....What is your name...HP?
[03:45] HP: Uhm... I'm probably not supposed to say but...
[03:46] HP: I'm Lucy!
[03:46] UC: ..It is a..pleasure speaking with you..Lucy
[03:47] UC: ...So..What else do you do in your free time?
[03:48] HP: I read sometimes... Only one book, though. And... I can go on this computer!
[03:48] UC: ..What is the name of the book?
[03:49] UC: ...I read occasionally..when I can find a book..that is
[03:49] UC: ..Maybe I will recognize the name
[03:50] HP: The Bible!
[03:50] UC: ...Sadly..it is not ringing any bells...What is it about?
[03:53] HP: Uhm, well, it's a really long book but...
[03:53] HP: It all starts with how the world was created!
[03:53] UC: ..oh?
[03:54] HP: Yes! It was all created in seven days!
[03:56] UC: .....Fascinating..and what does the story itself..entail?
[03:58] HP: It's almost... A collection of stories!
[03:59] UC: ...Hm..I believe I have asked you too many questions
[04:00] UC: ..You need to ask some yourself now...otherwise it is unbalanced
[04:00] HP: It's fine! I'm just bad at explaining.
[04:00] HP: Uhm...
[04:00] HP: Do you like churches?
[04:01] UC: ...I suppose it depends on the church
[04:01] UC: ..What kind of churches do you enjoy?
[04:04] HP: I only know my church so... Uhm...
[04:04] HP: This one!
[04:04] HP: It's small and quiet most of the time but I like it.
[04:05] UC: ...That sounds like a..lovely church....Espescially if it is your own
[04:05] HP: I don't own it but Father lets me live here!
[04:06] UC: ..That sounds nices....Do you have any further questions for me?
[04:06] HP: Uhm...
[04:07] HP: This will likely sound weird but...
[04:07] HP: Are you human?
[04:07] UC: ....Why do you ask?
[04:07] HP: I've met some people who claim not to be.
[04:08] UC: ..What did they claim to be then?
[04:08] HP: Trolls.
[04:09] UC: ...Hm..
[04:10] UC: ....Did you happen to find one named...macabreMixer?
[04:10] HP: No.
[04:11] UC: ...Alright
[04:11] HP: I've met one called assymetricApocalypse though.
[04:11] HP: They were...
[04:11] HP: ...A little intense.
[04:12] UC: ...Hm
[04:12] UC: ...I have speaken with AA as well
[04:13] HP: They don't seem particularly fond of their planet.
[04:14] UC: .....I would expect that from him..
[04:14] UC: ..I hope he didn't bother you too much
[04:14] HP: Just a little... Scared that's all.
[04:15] HP: What with being told that if I play a game I'll doom an entire world and all... Heehee...
[04:15] UC: ....How did you get into contact with AA?
[04:17] HP: They suddenly talked to me.
[04:17] UC: ...I will make sure to chat with him about this later
[04:18] HP: O-oh- Please don't be too mad at him.
[04:18] HP: I'm sure he was just trying to be friendly and warn me!
[04:18] HP: In a... Scary kinda way.
[04:18] UC: ...I'm not mad at him
[04:19] UC: ....I expect this from him..actually
[04:19] UC: ..I just want to know why he pestered..you..of all people
[04:19] HP: I see.
[04:19] HP: Am I a bad person to pester?
[04:20] UC: ...No..It's just that I don't believe in coincidences
[04:20] UC: ...Everything happens for a reason
[04:21] UC: ..The odds of some..recent occurances are too small to be..simply chance
[04:22] UC: ....I do not know how many people are on pesterchum
[04:22] UC: ..But the odds that random chance causes me to meet two people my chums have previously met...
[04:22] UC: ...
[04:22] HP: Oh... I see! You believe in fate!
[04:23] HP: That's a nice thing to believe in.
[04:23] UC: ....Yes..I suppose I do
[04:24] UC: ...Do you believe in fate..Lucy?
[04:25] HP: Yes! Very much!
[04:25] HP: Fate... Hope... Wishes...
[04:25] HP: It exists!
[04:26] UC: ....How about luck?
[04:28] HP: Luck?
[04:28] HP: Hmmn...
[04:28] HP: I suppose somebody can be considered lucky if their fate is good!
[04:29] UC: ...I suppose so
[04:29] UC: ..It was nice to chat with you..Lucy
[04:30] UC: ..I hope we have a chance to speak again..at a later date
[04:30] HP: That would be nice!
[04:30] UC: ..Goodbye
[04:30] -- unceasingChase [UC] ceased pestering hopefulPrayer [HP] at 16:30 --
What a nice girl. You'll have to chat with Termio later though. He can't just go around scaring people. Putting aside this, you consider what is happening. You just pestered some random name, and you managed to not only contact a human, but a human that knew a troll. A troll you were friends with. You decide to repeat this experiment one more time...But first...
[04:40] -- unceasingChase [UC] began pestering macabreMixer [MM] at 16:40 --
[04:40] UC: ..Hey Solark
[04:42] MM: -Ah! Venmis! A7 long las7 someone 7ha7 makes a bi7 of sense!-
[04:42] MM: -Excep7 for 7he hobo life 7hing you do...How do you s7and no7 having a hive I wonder?-
[04:42] UC: ...I do not like being...cooped up in a single place
[04:43] UC: ...So did you speak with anyone who claimed to be...human?
[04:44] MM: -Oh golly, you were also 7rolled wi7h 7he whole hooman 7hing?-
[04:44] MM: -Is i7 a 7rend I'm missing?-
[04:44] UC: ...I do not believe so
[04:45] UC: ...How many did you speak with?
[04:46] MM: -I speaked wi7h no hooman you see! Felix, my new and firs7 official minion did do 7he hooman 7hing, bu7 I figured ou7 af7erwards he's jus7 a very confused 7roll wi7h few friends!-
[04:46] MM: -And 7here was also, his friend, RG-
[04:46] MM: -Don'7 7rus7 his lies! Or his mindgames-
[04:46] MM: -He managed 7o make ME 7roll ME!! Of all people-
[04:47] UC: .........What was RG's name?
[04:47] UC: ...Full pesterchum name..that is
[04:47] MM: -Uh, reali7yGli7ch i believe-
[04:47] UC: ...
[04:47] UC: ..So my assumption was correct
[04:48] MM: -You do seem awfully ques7ion-y abou7 7hese huemans-
[04:48] MM: -Explain!-
[04:48] UC: ....Both RG and Felix spoke with me as well
[04:48] UC: ..I don't believe in coincidences
[04:49] MM: -Really?!-
[04:49] UC: ..Really
[04:50] MM: -I7 sounds like an awfully bad luck sign if you ask me-
[04:50] UC: ..Luck is for people who don't know how to explain things
[04:51] UC: ....I believe something..more interesting could be afoot
[04:51] MM: -Nonesense! Luck is ex7remeley real I guaran7ee you and ignoring i7 leads 7o bad 7imes!-
[04:51] MM: -Al7hough I will give 7ha7 las7 7hing you said 7o you-
[04:52] MM: -Ge77ing a minion righ7 of 7he ba7 on a random encoun7er...hm, i7 cer7ainly mus7 be some7hing bigger afoo7-
[04:53] MM: -Bu7 anyways, crazy conspira7ions aside, I mus7 ask you some7hing ra7her impor7an7!-
[04:53] UC: ...Hm?
[04:53] MM: -Would you like 7o play a game?-
[04:54] MM: -Spoilers: 7he answer is yes-
[04:54] UC: ....Sure..why not?
[04:54] MM: -Because you will ge7 said game no ma77er wha7 7oday-
[04:54] MM: -Wow, you were...very willing for 7ha7-
[04:54] MM: -usually people are no7 up 7o playing games when asked in 7ha7 par7icular fashion-
[04:55] UC: ....I have had enough..experience with you to know I should just..say yes...right off the bat
[04:55] UC: ..It makes things easier
[04:56] UC: ..So what kind of game will this be?
[04:56] MM: -Ahaha! Al7hough your overflow of confidence in me will probably be your downfall one day, I aprecia7e i7 none7heless >.D-
[04:57] MM: -And for wha7 I hear, i7's abou7 going and bea7ing 7he shizzle ou7 of 7hings-
[04:57] MM: -Like a pla7former!-
[04:57] MM: -Bu7 wi7h more complex simula7ion and RPG elemen7s or some7hing
[04:57] MM: -My cloud wasn'7 all 7o clear in wha7 I saw 7ha7 7ime-
[04:58] UC: ...Oh..you got this from your dream cloud
[04:58] UC: ..That explains a lot..actually
[04:58] MM: -Yes! Need I remind you, don7 7ell ANYONE ELSE-
[04:58] UC: ...And why not?
[04:58] MM: -I...sor7a regre7 i acciden7ally 7old you abou7 i7 7ha7 one day-
[04:59] MM: -Because nobody mus7 know of my secre7 weapon!-
[04:59] MM: -You have any idea wha7 a fu7ure plan-7hwar7er migh7 do if 7hey knew?-
[04:59] MM: -Adios any sor7 of edge over my enemies!-
[05:00] UC: ....Sure..I will tell no one of your...cloud
[05:00] MM: -Excelen7! If you were a li77le lower on 7he hemospec7rum, you;d define7ely be candida7e for #1 minion, Venmis!-
[05:01] UC: ..Thank you..Solark
[05:02] UC: ..What else did you see in the cloud?
[05:02] MM: -You are mos7 deserving of my welcome!-
[05:02] MM: -And well...-
[05:03] MM: -No7 much, i7's always TOO brigh7 when I dream some7imes I barely can see any7hing!-
[05:03] MM: -Maybe 7here i7'd be nice 7o be missing one of my eyes-
[05:04] UC: ...
[05:04] UC: ....I wonder if this is the game Termio was...referring too...
[05:05] MM: -The mus7ardblood? Why would he know abou7 7hings of such impor7ance?-
[05:06] UC: ...He warned one of the humans of a...dangerous game..
[05:07] UC: ..Who I then chatted with
[05:07] UC: ...And now you bring up a game I will need to play
[05:08] MM: -Tha7 is s7range Indeed! I need 7o check on him 7o ge7 some answers-
[05:09] UC: ...I will do so as well...when he gets on
[05:09] MM: -He can be qui7e spooky some7imes wi7h his weird lowblood psionics and wha7no7, bu7 some7imes I swear he's jus7 7rying 7oo hard 7o b 7hrea7ening!-
[05:09] MM: -If no7 7hrea7ienening well...
[05:09] MM: -Spooky >.v-
[05:11] MM: -As a fellow highblood, I mus7 insis7 you 7ake wha7 he says wi7h a grain of sal7...some7imes-
[05:13] UC: ...I will hear what I hear..and will draw my own conclusions
[05:13] UC: ..Like I do for everyone
[05:13] MM: -Hmmm fair enough...And some7imes no7 lis7ening 7o subordina7es usually makes for some horrednously unchecked hubris, yes-
[05:14] UC: ....Anything else you would like to chat about?
[05:15] UC: ..Else I will return to the forest that I am currently in
[05:16] MM: -Well, perphaps one las7 ques7ion.-
[05:16] MM: -How many of 7hese "hoomans" have you encoun7ered?-
[05:17] UC: ...Three..
[05:17] MM: -Three?-
[05:18] MM: -Perplexing... I shall a77emp7 7o do a 7hing! I will inform you once I have found any7hing if a7 all.-
[05:18] UC: ...Alright
[05:18] UC: ..Goodbye for now then
[05:18] MM: -Also, I hereby pronounce you co-leader of 7his gaming endeavor! If you find minion Felix 7ell him he is now your subordina7e-
[05:18] -- macabreMixer [MM] ceased pestering unceasingChase [UC] at 17:18 --
Ah, Solark. What a lovable idiot. No offense to him. You enjoy his interesting personality. As you suspected and wanted to confirm, Solark had chatted with these humans. And even more helpfully, you confirmed that RG is, in fact, a human. Wonderful. He also asked you to play a game, at a stunningly similar time to Termio warning Lucy about games. You feel as if pieces are being put in place...but you have no idea what's really going on. Who's placing the pieces, why they're placing them, and what will happen in the future of this endeavor. Nonetheless, you will forge on, and you will find out what is happening. Because if there's one thing you don't believe in, it's coincidences. >Forge
[03:28] -- unceasingChase [UC] began pestering arcaneCynic [AC] at 15:28 --
[03:28] UC: ..Hello there
[03:29] AC: hi
[03:29] AC: who are you
[03:29] UC: ...My name is Venmis
[03:30] UC: ...Have you chatted with any trolls recently?
[03:30] AC: hi
[03:30] AC: yeah
[03:30] UC: ....Hm..What were their tags?
[03:30] AC: some bloke with assymetric APocalypse as their tag
[03:31] AC: i take you're a troll too then
[03:31] AC: i wouldn't have guessed
[03:31] UC: ...I prefer not to give out my...race at the given moment
[03:31] AC: since you aren't as straightforward with your hatred for humanity
[03:32] AC: your name does all tthe work
[03:32] AC: six letters and exotc
[03:32] AC: i'm thomas
[03:32] UC: ...Well hello Thomas
[03:32] AC: my name has six letters but isn't exotic to humans
[03:32] AC: ergo i am not a troll
[03:33] UC: ...I admire your..reasoning through this
[03:33] UC: ..Most others do not...catch on as quickly
[03:34] AC: i take it the dots are your quirk
[03:34] UC: ...Precisely
[03:34] UC: ...
[03:34] AC: you still haven't talked about hatred for humanity
[03:35] AC: is something wrong
[03:35] UC: ..Why would I hate humanity?
[03:35] AC: or did i just happen to run into fuckd up trolls
[03:35] UC: ...I find them interesting to...learn about
[03:35] AC: waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiit
[03:35] UC: ...
[03:35] AC: o you have a humansona?
[03:35] UC: ......A what?
[03:36] AC: because that would be hilarious
[03:36] AC: it'slike a thing that some trolls have apparently
[03:36] AC: they imagine themselves as being a human
[03:36] AC: and roleplay as such
[03:37] UC: ....No..I do not have a..humansona
[03:37] AC: well
[03:37] AC: ok
[03:37] UC: ...I have just started looking into humans recently
[03:37] UC: ...Since two in a row randomly pestered me
[03:37] AC: which ones
[03:37] AC: maybe i know them
[03:38] UC: ..Felix and realityGlitch
[03:38] UC: ...quantumFrogface is Felix's tag
[03:40] AC: oh yhoe dweebs
[03:40] AC: those?
[03:40] AC: **
[03:40] UC: ....So you know them?
[03:41] AC: well i know felix
[03:41] AC: and i met rg
[03:42] UC: ....Interesting
[03:42] UC: ...Oh..what about Lucy?
[03:42] AC: but i oh
[03:42] UC: ...She slipped my mind since I was the one to pester her
[03:42] AC: that poorvgirl
[03:43] UC: ...Hm
[03:43] UC: ...I find it quite odd that...I pestered both you and her at random...
[03:44] AC: her guardian told er death isn'tvreal
[03:44] UC: ...Yes..she told me that..actually
[03:51] AC: its terrible isn't it
[03:51] UC: ...I don't think it's...that bad...She seems to really enjoy herself
[03:53] AC: but the entire village hates her
[03:53] UC: ....They do?
[03:54] UC: ..I did not get that impression from my chat
[03:54] AC: they do
[03:54] AC: they blame her for a lot of deaths
[03:54] UC: ....Why would they do that?
[03:54] AC: including hose from her biological parents
[03:56] AC: idk
[03:57] UC: ...
[03:58] UC: ...Does she realize that they..hate her?
[03:58] AC: yeah i think so
[03:59] UC: ....I will have to ask her about this later
[04:00] UC: ...Oh..what did AA say when you chatted with him?
[04:02] AC: that shouldn'tbinstall swburb\
[04:03] UC: ...He told Lucy the same thing
[04:04] AC: nd that he hates humaity
[04:05] UC: ..Did he say anything...else about the game?
[04:09] AC: that'd ause a loy of people to die
[04:10] UC: ...Ugh..I really need to have a chat with him
[04:10] AC: not to me but to lucy
[04:11] UC: ..Well..I already know he scared Lucy with his whole...don't play this game thing
[04:11] AC: you don't seem as violent as othe trolls
[04:12] AC: are you sure you arent just a humn with a trollsona?
[04:12] UC: ..Oh..I can be violent...It's just not the way I usually act when speaking with others
[04:13] UC: ...It's really overdone among trolls..and it gets annoying
[04:15] AC: shouldn't higher bloodcastes be more violent
[04:15] AC: i mean
[04:15] AC: you're not exactly purple ut still
[04:15] UC: ....I relieve my...anger and violence in...other ways
[04:15] UC: ...Primarily hunting beasts
[04:16] AC: cooll
[04:16] UC: ..I have taken up enough of your time
[04:17] AC: that is pretty fucking metal
[04:17] UC: ...Oh..thanks
[04:17] AC: and yeah you have
[04:17] AC: jk
[04:17] AC: bye
[04:17] UC: ...Goodbye for now
[04:17] -- unceasingChase [UC] ceased pestering arcaneCynic [AC] at 16:17 --
Ugh, Termio. You make another mental note to pester him later. Anyway, you pestered yet another person, and yet again, it was a human that knew some of the trolls and humans you know. And you don't know many humans or trolls. And Lucy is apparently hated among her village? You didn't pick that up from her when you were chatting with her. You'll ask about this later....You really have a lot of stuff to ask about. Taking another step forward, you find your home base. Your temporary hive and cave. Sure, you don't actually store anything in it, since you like having everything you own on you at all times so you're never underprepared. But it's nice to have a place that you can go and call your own. Even if it is only temporary. Have to keep moving, after all. >Enter your cave You step into your cave, and immediately blinked twice. Something was off. You squint. You couldn't put your finger on what it was, but something...something just felt wrong. You must have missed something when you came in here the first time. You were pretty tired. Or maybe something happened while you were gone? You find yourself moving your hands along the stone walls, looking for the reason for your discomfort. You hardly even notice the buzzing of your communication device. >Don't ignore chums
[07:04] -- quantumFrogface [QF] began pestering unceasingChase [UC] at 19:04 --
[07:04] UC: ...Hello again
[07:06] QF: Hi, so you're the only one on my chumroll who's online.
[07:07] UC: ..Oh..Well I try to keep my...communication device on me at all times
[07:07] QF: Okay, so how is that "beast"?
[07:08] UC: ...I think it is one of the strongest I have seen
[07:09] QF: Huh.
[07:13] UC: ....Sorry..I am a bit..distracted at the moment....Something in the cave I am currently in is...offputting
[07:14] UC: ...I am not sure what it is but...
[07:14] UC: ...It's just giving me a weird feeling
[07:15] QF: ...?
[07:16] UC: ...This cave just.....It does not feel...natural
[07:16] QF: Odd?
[07:19] UC: ....The interior is smooth..there isn't any life in here whatsoever...it even smells...nice?
[07:20] QF: Maybe something lives there?
[07:20] QF: It just currently isn't in there.
[07:20] UC: ....Perhaps
[07:20] UC: ...Though there is a lack of fecal matter
[07:21] UC: ...There could be several reasons for that though
[07:21] QF: Maybe it poops outside?
[07:22] UC: ...That would be my primary assumption
[07:22] QF: Me too.
[07:22] UC: ...It would have to be quite the creature to stake out this well of a claim....Hm...
[07:23] UC: ...One sec
[07:24] UC: ....Well..I found...significant evidence as to why this cave is so odd
[07:25] UC: ...An entrance device was disguised by a rock...which I found and activated..and now there is an opening deeper into this...cave
[07:26] UC: ...Intriguing
[07:26] QF: This has to be the most civilised monster I've seen.
[07:27] UC: ...I actually believe that this cave was created by a...civil humanoid
[07:28] QF: Odd.
[07:28] UC: ....I suppose I have to investigate this further now
[07:29] UC: ..Do you have anything else you would like to talk about? Else..I think I will continue this conversation...at a later time
[07:29] QF: no, I'm good.
[07:29] UC: ..Goodbye for now...then
[07:29] QF: Goodbye.
[07:29] -- unceasingChase [UC] ceased pestering quantumFrogface [QF] at 19:29 --
As you said, you are now looking down a smooth, rocky hallway. >Explore You do just that. |
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Post by realityGlitch on Oct 12, 2016 2:50:22 GMT
> [s] E.L.I.[18:40:56] -- realityGlitch [RG] began pestering quantumFrogface [QF] --[18:41:04] RG: Hi[18:41:05] QF: Oh hey![18:41:40] QF: Eli, how are you doing?[18:42:04] RG: > Who are you and how do you know my name?_[18:43:46] RG: > Is this one of those "my telepathy works through the internet things again?_[18:44:11] RG: > I'm keep telling people, humans don't like it when you read their minds._[18:44:24] QF: Wait, must have mistaken you for another person I knew[18:44:26] QF: Sorry[18:44:53] RG: > So you have a friend named Eli?_[18:45:07] QF: Well, I did, I kinda lost touch with him after a while.[18:46:09] QF: What a coincidence I met a guy named ELI, and thought it was that other person.[18:46:10] QF: Weird[18:46:54] RG: > Wait .... Eli or ELI? There's a difference._[18:47:16] QF: Eli.[18:47:20] QF: It was Eli[18:47:41] RG: > What year is it on your end?_[18:47:55] QF: 2016?[18:48:18] RG: > Month?_[18:48:27] QF: September|?[18:48:40] RG: > Day?_[18:48:42] QF: Actually It's almost october[18:48:47] QF: The 29th.[18:49:20] RG: > oO°.K., just trying to eliminated time travel from the list of possiblities._[18:49:52] QF: So, different Eli, how are you?[18:50:16] RG: > I'm fine. You?_[18:50:37] QF: Eh, okay, weird things have been going on lately[18:51:09] RG: > Like Random Package you never order kind of wierd?_[18:51:57] QF: Eh, no, just kind of like, Weird guy online who randomly pestered you and talks about blood colors and trolls kind of weird.[18:52:22] RG: > oO°h, those guys._[18:53:16] QF: You know about this?[18:53:26] RG: > I won't sweat it. They talk a big game, but they're FTL travel isn't advance enough for them to follow through on their threats of world domination._[18:53:37] RG: > *wouldn't_[18:53:52] QF: Oh god, you're becoming almost as confusing as him[18:54:26] QF: Is every new person I meet going to spout some random new stuff that I have no idea about?[18:54:27] RG: > I'm not saying they're aliens, but they're aliens._[18:54:58] QF: Okay, I'm not going to say I don't believe he's an alien, but I'm pretty sure he's not an alien[18:55:07] QF: Probably some guy just fooling around with me.[18:56:37] RG: > Possably, but conidering that they knew government sectrets, I'm less skeptical._[18:56:46] RG: > And a little concerned._[18:56:54] QF: Government secrets?[18:57:12] RG: > Sssshhhh...._[18:57:30] QF: Is everybody new I meet some kind of weird thing?[18:59:18] RG: > I'm a N.E.E.T. hikikamori living in the middle of the desert while vague-but-menecing-government-agencies experiment on the town._[18:59:33] RG: > Does that count?_[19:00:30] QF: Okay, I had to google some of those words.[19:00:34] QF: But, yeah....[19:00:37] QF: It counts[19:01:05] RG: > At least that's in the scope of human possibility._[19:01:41] QF: Well this probably not alien guy weirds me out.[19:01:48] QF: Always talking about minions and shit[19:01:58] RG: > As you do._[19:02:28] QF: You seem to know a lot more about this than I do.[19:02:43] QF: Maybe you'd be interested in talking to this, guy, alien, probably not alien.[19:02:58] RG: > Not much more,_[19:03:09] RG: > but I am compiling the wiki for it._[19:04:06] QF: Considering I know almost nothing about whatever the fuck he talks about, sure.[19:04:19] QF: I have no idea what a highblood is.[19:04:57] RG: > Someone higher in the blood-color-based hierarchy._[19:05:11] QF: Blood Hierarchy?![19:05:17] QF: Okay, I want to see this wiki[19:06:14] QF: Okay, I think you should really talk to this guy.[19:06:53] RG: > mspaintadventures.wikia.com/wiki/Hemospectrum_[19:07:35] QF: What, is this from some kind of webcomic?[19:07:44] QF: Or roleplay or something.[19:08:26] RG: > I made it colorful so as not to freak people out._[19:08:48] RG: > I had to make the art work myself though since I don't have any photos._[19:09:06] RG: > So the images are "an artist's rendition"._[19:10:54] QF: This is weird[19:10:56] QF: Very[19:10:56] QF: Very[19:10:58] QF: weird[19:11:24] RG: > Actually, I really shouldn't have shown you that._[19:12:21] QF: I'll uh, keep that in mind>[19:12:46] RG: > No, you don't understand. All of my chats are monitored._[19:13:12] QF: What?[19:13:19] RG: > And my cus' can only stall the VBMGA for so long._[19:14:00] QF: VBMGA?[19:14:17] QF: You're just as confusing as Solark![19:14:49] RG: > I said ealir that vague-but-menacing-government-agancies experiment on Nightvale._[19:15:24] QF: You confuse me so.[19:16:04] RG: > Try explaining that to the VBMGA they won't believe you._[19:16:21] RG: > I just realised they'll probably come after you too._[19:16:29] QF: What.[19:16:56] RG: > That anwser to that question is not to think aout it._[19:17:07] RG: > Ingorance is bliss, right?_[19:18:19] QF: ...[19:18:28] QF: Well, uh, okay?[19:21:08] RG: > You said you knew an alien? Doing my job might appease the VBMGA for a little while._[19:21:19] RG: > I need something to distract them._[19:23:17] RG: > What's his trollTag?_[19:24:36] RG: > qF?_[19:25:00] QF: Okay.[19:25:07] QF: Sorry, My mom called me.[19:25:14] RG: > Ah._[19:25:26] QF: It's "macabreMixer"[19:25:50] RG: > Thanks, bye._[19:25:53] -- realityGlitch [RG] ceased pestering quantumFrogface [QF] --> ====> More aliens! You're so ----EXCIT----ED!!!! Just hope the it'll keep the VBMGA at bay long enough for you to start playing Sburb. > Pester the troll._ [19:27:56] -- realityGlitch [RG] began pestering macabreMixer [MM] --[19:28:02] RG: > Hello._[19:28:22] MM: -Hello, yes- oh-[19:28:57] MM: -My apologise on my ra7her informal aproach 7here, sir!-[19:29:02] RG: > A friend of yours gave me your trollTag, so I thought I'd contact you._[19:29:34] MM: -I have friends?-[19:29:53] RG: > Appearantly._[19:29:58] MM: -They mus7 be reallyimpor7an7 if 7hey managed 7o ge7 a highblood 7o con7ac7 me!-[19:30:54] MM: -Wha7 do I ge7 7his honor 7oday 7hough? Did I ac7ually know you from before?-[19:30:54] RG: > oO°h, he, no. I'm not a species that uses a hemospcrum like your's does._[19:31:08] MM: ...wai7 a minu7e[19:31:21] RG: > Waiting...._[19:31:27] RG: > :)_[19:31:27] MM: -ARGH! I7's you Felix, isn'7 i7?!-[19:31:39] RG: > No._[19:31:52] MM: -How dare you impersona7e someone of a higher cas7e?! Tha7's UNACCEPTABLE!-[19:32:20] RG: > I've always used this color! It's my favorite._[19:32:42] RG: > Most likely, Felix is the one who gave me your trollTag._[19:33:21] MM: -Hrm, I mus7 admi7 I find your 7as7e in color ra7her apropia7e, I'll give you 7ha7 mr. impersona7or...-[19:33:35] MM: -If he did 7hen! Tell me wha7 is his 7i7le 7hen-[19:33:52] MM: -I have asigned him one and he is very proud of i7 I can 7ell you!-[19:34:03] RG: > You mean his chumHandle?_[19:34:15] RG: > Wait, no._[19:34:35] MM: -No,no,no 7he way 7o which I have designa7ed him under my evil ranks!-[19:34:50] RG: > Well, his/her/their chumHandle was quantumFrogface._[19:35:15] RG: > And they seemed rather befuddled by your idle threats._[19:35:45] MM: -Hrm, I guess you do know him 7hen...-[19:36:17] MM: -If 7ha7 is 7he case 7hen I suppose I mus7 properly in7roduce myself, blood impersoan7or!-[19:36:20] MM: *aherm*[19:37:59] MM: -Wi7ness! For you are in 7he honor of mee7in 7he one 7ha7 will one day fill 7he hear7s of all who opose 7roll kind wi7h FEAR!-[19:38:21] RG: > So, what's your pretend plan to take over qF's homeworld?_[19:38:43] MM: -For I am 7he grea7 Sol- I wasn'7 done 7yping!-[19:39:04] MM: -Geez, your manners in fron7 of a highblood sure are ques7ionable...-[19:39:15] MM: *AHERM*[19:39:58] MM: --7he grea7 Solark! Brewmas7er ex7raoirdinaire, mas7er of all 7hings voodoo, and soon 7o be evil overlord of 7his rock!-[19:40:33] RG: > Alternia right?_[19:40:49] MM: -Y-yes, Al7ernia-[19:41:16] MM: -Golly, you seem alo7 more informed 7han my poor, foolish minion was abou7 our race .o|-[19:41:39] RG: > So, which Lusus you got? I've always found that reverse-pet relation fascinating._[19:42:14] MM: -Well, I do have a lusus yes.-[19:42:20] MM: -The BEST lusus!-[19:42:31] RG: > A DRGAoO°N?!?!?!?!_[19:42:47] MM: -Wha7? No! Tha7'd be silly!-[19:42:57] MM: -Al7hough I will no7 discard 7he awesomeness of a dragon...-[19:43:05] RG: > :)_[19:43:09] MM: -Mine is simply, THE BEST 7here is!-[19:43:21] RG: >  ?_[19:43:33] RG: > Is it becaus it's your's?_[19:43:49] MM: -I7's no o7her 7han a SquiglyFish!-[19:44:23] MM: -Shush!, I need 7o argue my reasonings-[19:44:38] RG: > I didn't type anything._[19:45:04] MM: -And he is 7he bes7 cause he is HUGE, and FEARSOME, and comple7ely evil!-[19:45:14] MM: -And no7hing else...-[19:45:20] MM: -cer7ainly-[19:45:46] RG: > Seems like a bit of a one-dimensional character if you ask me._[19:46:12] RG: > Doesn't sound like the best to raise a child, even by Troll standards._[19:46:37] MM: -Nonesense, 7here's plen7y of grea7 7hings abou7 him! I will jus7 no7 7ell you >.v-[19:47:48] RG: > Alright, I'm back._[19:48:11] MM: -Were you gone?-[19:48:46] RG: > To get food, I don't have that timetravelling chat client like you do._[19:49:07] MM: -My cha7 clien7 can 7ime 7ravel?-[19:49:20] MM: -Golly, 7ha7 sounds awfully usefull!-[19:49:27] MM: -And kind of dumb...really-[19:49:40] MM: -Why would someone 7roll anybody in a backwards fashion?-[19:50:12] RG: > Foreshadowing for dramatic effect._[19:51:51] RG: > Also, to warn your past self, or someone else's of life treatening issues._[19:52:26] MM: -Or I could misguide 7hem!-[19:52:35] MM: -Yes, i7's brillian7!-[19:52:38] RG: > :facepalm:_[19:52:50] MM: -Jus7 imagine 7he possibili7ies!-[19:53:03] RG: > :facepalm::facepalm:_[19:53:29] MM: -The hero 7hinks I'm 7ricking him in7o a 7rap and 7hen BAM! Turns ou7 7he ac7ual 7rap was laid 3 hours prior 7o my warning!-[19:53:54] RG: > :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:_[19:54:48] MM: -Ahaha! Thanks 7o you I have come up wi7h so many schemes you wouldn'7 even know!-[19:55:12] RG: > Don't make me go full FoO°URce._[19:55:13] MM: -You'll be lucky if you don'7 find yourself 7angled in one now, ahahaha!-[19:56:33] MM: -I don'7 unders7and wha7 7ha7 means, bu7 I will no7 allow you 7o go "full FoO°URce" as a reward for aiding my campaign for world domina7ion >.3-[19:57:07] RG: > Good luck with that. Alternia isn't even in the the same galactic cluster and your FTL Travel isn't that good yet._[19:57:53] RG: > I won't start quaking in my boots until you're at my door step._[19:58:54] MM: -Is 7ha7 a challenge? Ahahah! I7 smells more like a bluff 7o me!-[19:59:16] MM: -Bu7 worry no7, I have already pu7 in mo7ion said even7!-[19:59:31] RG: > How?_[20:00:08] MM: -I would gladly 7ell you...-[20:00:18] MM: -Bu7 7ha7 is 7he oldes7 7rick in 7he hubris book!-[20:00:34] RG: > Wait, your behind the Random Package I didn't oO°rder?_[20:00:36] MM: -If I 7ell you my schemes, 7hen wha7 poin7 is 7here on making 7hem secre7 plans, eh?-[20:00:57] MM: -Package?-[20:01:09] MM: -I-I mean, yes! I7 was I who send 7ha7!-[20:01:31] RG: > :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:_[20:01:59] RG: > You've done it now, I've full FoO°URce and there's no turning back._[20:02:23] MM: -Okay 7hen!-[20:02:27] RG: > :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:_[20:02:27] RG: > :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:_[20:02:27] RG: > :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:_[20:02:28] RG: > :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:_[20:02:28] RG: > :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:_[20:02:28] RG: > :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:_[20:02:28] RG: > :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:_[20:02:28] RG: > :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:_[20:02:29] RG: > :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:_[20:02:29] RG: > :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:_[20:02:29] RG: > :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:_[20:02:29] RG: > :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:_[20:02:29] RG: > :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:_[20:02:30] RG: > :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:_[20:02:30] RG: > :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:_[20:02:30] RG: > :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:_[20:02:30] RG: > :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:_[20:02:30] RG: > :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:_[20:02:30] RG: > :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:_[20:02:31] RG: > :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:_[20:02:45] RG: > HoO°w do you like MY evil plan?_[20:02:52] RG: > :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:_[20:02:52] RG: > :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:_[20:02:52] RG: > :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:_[20:02:53] RG: > :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:_[20:02:53] RG: > :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:_[20:02:53] RG: > :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:_[20:02:53] RG: > :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:_[20:02:54] RG: > :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:_[20:02:54] RG: > :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:_[20:02:54] RG: > :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:_[20:02:54] RG: > :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:_[20:02:54] RG: > :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:_[20:02:55] RG: > :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:_[20:02:55] RG: > :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:_[20:02:55] RG: > HoO°w do you like MY evil plan?_[20:03:05] RG: > Pretty annoying huh?_[20:03:14] RG: > :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:_[20:03:14] RG: > :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:_[20:03:15] RG: > :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:_[20:03:15] RG: > :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:_[20:03:15] RG: > :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:_[20:03:15] RG: > :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:_[20:03:16] RG: > :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:_[20:03:16] RG: > :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:_[20:03:16] RG: > :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:_[20:03:16] RG: > :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:_[20:03:17] RG: > :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:_[20:03:17] RG: > :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:_[20:03:17] RG: > :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:_[20:03:17] RG: > :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:_[20:03:18] RG: > :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:_[20:03:18] RG: > :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:_[20:03:18] RG: > :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:_[20:03:19] RG: > :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:_[20:03:34] MM: -Your mul7iple usage of facepalms is admirable, i'll give you 7ha7! Bu7 I remain perseveran7!-[20:03:58] MM: -Seriously 7hough, s7op faceplaming, you'll hur7 yourself in a silly manner-[20:04:10] RG: > Must._[20:04:13] RG: > Resist._[20:04:21] RG: > The. Urge._[20:04:27] RG: > To Facepalm._[20:04:53] RG: > :facepalm:_[20:05:00] MM: -Golly you sure are a weird 7roll .v-[20:05:10] MM: -No wonder you're friends wi7h Felix-[20:05:17] RG: > I've already told you I'm not a troll._[20:06:14] MM: -Yes, and I am a sen7ien7 cabbage!-[20:06:27] RG: > Then what is Felix?_[20:06:54] MM: -Geese 7his whole humansona 7hing is weird, i7's like you ac7ually believe you are 7hese weird pink muppe7s-[20:08:07] MM: -Felix is my minion I'll have you know!-[20:08:13] MM: -A very weird, confused minion...-[20:08:18] RG: > I beg your pardon? I am a regal Dragon. And it's hard enough to put up with the Troll I am the Lusus of, I don't need your help._[20:09:47] MM: -Harhar I see you have every7hing figured ou7 being a marginally cool lusus 7ha7 can handle compu7ers and wha7no7-[20:09:57] MM: -(sarscasm)-[20:10:21] MM: -Bu7 I guess I'll bi7 7his 7ime given you did know alo7 more 7han Felix...-[20:10:23] RG: > And what would it take to get you to say that sincerly?_[20:10:36] RG: > oO°h._[20:10:44] RG: > FINALLY!_[20:11:28] RG: > The Lusus community is a bit on edge about not being taken seriously with your people._[20:11:40] RG: > *by your people_[20:12:04] MM: -Oh I mean7, 7he "i'll bi7e| par7 regarding your "hooman" race-[20:12:27] RG: > Felixe's Human race._[20:12:27] MM: -Lusi can'7 use compu7ers dummy >.]-[20:12:54] RG: > That's the kind of stuff I'm talking about!_[20:13:24] RG: > You're always treating us like unintelligent garbage and we're sick of it._[20:14:33] RG: > If you want, contact me in the future with Trollinan's Time travel abilities, you'll be surprised._[20:15:37] MM: -You are a s7range individual, Felix's friend who is 7o7ally a lusus .v-[20:16:37] -- future macabreMixer [FMM] began trolling realityGlitch [RG] --[20:16:47] FMM: -Hello me!-[20:17:00] FMM: -Jus7 dropping by 7o say...-[20:17:34] FMM: -He's righ7 abou7 one 7hing...bu7 don'7 7rus7 his lies, myehehe!-[20:18:20] -- future macabreMixer [FMM] has ceased trolling realityGlitch [RG] --[20:18:23] MM: -...-[20:18:30] MM: -I HAVE SEVERAL QUESTIONS-[20:18:56] MM: -GYARGH, I have been japped! By me!-[20:19:21] MM: -I could no7 have foreseen my wors7 adversary in jappery would be myself! I'm jus7 7oo good a7 i7!!-[20:20:27] RG: > :D_[20:20:39] RG: > This os great!  :D_[20:20:43] RG: > *is_[20:21:44] MM: -You win 7his 7ime felix's friend! Bu7 don'7 enjoy 7oo much!-[20:22:12] RG: > Why not?_[20:22:17] RG: > Hmm...._[20:22:19] RG: > ?_[20:23:51] MM: -Because I'll ge7 you back some7ime for making me make me look like a fool!-[20:24:14] RG: (: Good luck with that.  [20:24:22] -- realityGlitch [RG] ceased pestering macabreMixer [MM] --> ====> Well that was .... something. At least you got to practice your dragon persona your futureself told you you'd eventually need. Though it's less a persona and more you claiming to be a dragon, but is YOUR GREATEST FANTASY, so no matter. > Play Sburb_ Wait. No you can't. You need other people to play. Ah, man. > _[/quote]
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