Heyo. Thought I might try to flail myself into hosting an RP and see where it goes o3o
Spreadsheet with character info and other stuff HERE
Premise: Fatebound will be about a normal SburB session, with the slight difference that both trolls and humans will be participating in a single session together. Other than that it goes as usual: prototype the things, fight creeps and get loot, don't die and go godlike...or at least that's what's supposed to happen.
Pesterchum would be ideal for conversations between characters so get it if possible. Skype is greatly encouraged but not mandatory (it just makes things alot easier). There will be a skype group. To join just add me as contact :v
For the moment this will be an 8 player session with 4 trolls and 4 humans. Use this template to apply:
Hex or RGB will do.
MSPA Styled intro:
Trolls: 1) Solark Ragnar (Purple Blood. Prince of Space) [stoast] 2) Nortia Hemsut (Olive Blood. Rogue of Time) [Enchanted Beginning] 3) Termio Sethic (Mustard Blood. Seer of Doom) [solidvaporizer] 4) Venmis Leopus (Cobalt Blood. Knight of Mind) [Drakeon]
Hoomans 1) Felix Kuznetsov (Green. Page of Breath) [telaxius] 2) Lucy Song (Amaranth. Totally not a Bard of Rage) [balancesong] 3) E.L.I (Purps. Heir of Heart) [realityGlitch] 4) Thomas Farlandt (Edgy Red. Mage of Void) [arcanecynic]
Appearance/Description/Sprite: Lower body has loose pijama pants (sort of like Gamzee's but with no pattern) and either sandals or barefoot. Lab coat is usually in pristine conditions.
Captchalogue Modus: NameGame (Retrieving an item requires naming it in a rather silly fashion) Strife Specibus: Whipkind (sometimes throws beakers)
God Tier: Prince of Space
Planet: Land of Glass and Frogs (LOGAF)
MSPA Styled intro:
It appears that we have stumbled into this troll’s current place of happenstance. Fortunately enough, it seems like he is actually quite eager to let you try and guess his name.
-Ha! You pre7end 7o undermine my presence wi7h a pe77y surename?- I7 is a good a77emp7 I mus7 say, 7he emo7ional damage is almos7 BARELY feel-able. Bu7 I, remain unfazed for I am-
Wow, it seems we got the name right this time. Unfortunately, it seems we broke the man’s spirit a little, so much for a drama7ic introduction. But anyways who ARE you?
Your name is Solark Ragnar, and once again, you’ve been robbed of the opportunity to give a menacing first, impression. So much for breaking the fourth wall… As stated previously, you are a young troll, one that has the high PURPLE BLOOD running through his veins no less. As such you like to take positions of authority over those lower than you on the hegemony. You’d also like to think you make a TOP NOTCH VILLIAN of the highest caliber as spend a lot of your fascination on DOOMSDAY SCENARIOS and ARMAGEDDON. As said villainous person you swear you are, you try to maintain a set of HIGH STANDARDS on acquaintances as well as an overwhelming PASSION for your schemes and for what you do. However, being honest with yourself you are PRETTY BAD at being both a highblood and a villain due to your unusually high NICENESS attribute.
Aside from villainy, you have a good array of HOBBIES that you undergo with almost as much dedication. You are fascinated by the practices of VOODOOS and the lore behind it. In fact, you practice it yourself sometimes, but it has, on more than one occasion, unintentionally hurt you and others, which has made you EXTREMELY SUPERSTITIOUS. You also enjoy tending to your HOODOOS, the only type of plant you can actually grow that doesn’t wither within a day or 2. Honestly, hoodoos and cacti are the only vegetable you’d trust. You also have a SOFT SPOT for a wide array of ANIMATED FEATURE-LENGTH films, some CARTOONS and games of the PLATFORMER kind, but you tend to keep this weaknesses to yourself else some dastardly low blood might try to befriend you using those things.
It also seems that you’re kind of apeshit bananas at CHEMISTRY, but you think you could definitely be better as most of your most successful projects tend to be accidents. You’ve managed to cook up some very DEADLY POISONS and unreal WICKED ELIXIRS with this skill among other things. You hope to one day mix both your evil genius, voodoo and this abilities to lay toxic waste to your enemies in the name of the empress one day as a great Blightbrewer.
Your troll tag is macabreMixer and –Your speech has 7o be imposing and bois7erous 7o 7each 7hose bellow who will seal 7heir fa7e!- bu7 uh…you guess you can sor7a speak normally around frie- CAHOO7S o-l
This seems like a good starting point for roleplaying.
Name: Felix Kuznetsov
Text/Blood: It's not easy being green! (a3ec81)
Appearance/Description/Sprite: Usually wears very casual attire. T-Shirts and the other stuff
Captchalogue Modus: Graduated Cylinder. The items are represented by liquids in a graduated cylinder. The larger and more complex the object is, the more liquid fills up the cylinder. If the cylinder overflows, than items are ejected. The more cards, the larger the cylinder is.
God Tier: Page of Breath? (I took a quiz, and it showed up with this.)
Planet: Land of Flasks and Chemicals
MSPA Styled intro:
Well it appears we are following this nerd now. What is his name?
> Russhit Scientpiss
Very funny, but what's this young geek's actual name?
> Felix Kuznetsov
Your name is Felix Kuznetsov. A number of LABORATORY EQUIPMENT is scattered around your room. Although you think they look cool, you wish you knew how to use them. Your interests include SCIENCE, AMPHIBIANS, and THE OCCASIONAL MATH. You like to browse the INTERNET, occasionally play VIDEO GAMES, and chat with your ONLINE FRIENDS.
That guy who made that parody of homestuck which I partially archived on mspfanventures, but didn't archive completely so around a 1/4th of the story is lost.
Planet: Land of Hope and Happiness! Land of Memories and Despair
MSPA Styled intro:
You stare deep into a small, quiet church. A small human child appears to have noticed you, smiling warmly, she welcomes you to guess her name.
> Cursed Witch
The girl simply smiles more and laughs softly. She appears familiar with that one... But, suggests that perhaps you should try her actual name.
> Lucy Song
Much better! She hopes you are able to call her this more often. If you so desired.
Your name is Lucy Song, your first impressions usually get the response of "being on happy pills" or "creepily happy", but you do not mind this. You are a young thirteen-year-old girl who lives in a small little church with a priest who took you in at a young age. He is like a second father to you. You like to spend your time PRAYING and READING BOOKS OF FAITH that the priest allows you to read, for you dislike breaking the rules and don't mind the restrictions. You also enjoy WALKING IN THE GRAVEYARD and PICKING LILLIES when not inside the church.
Aside from the rather religious and 'creepy' hobbies you have, you also like the times when you are allowed to TALK TO YOUR FRIENDS BEHIND THE SCREEN, the screen being your old computer. You inherited it from your real father and the priest seemed to allow it. Although your time is restricted when using it, you will try your best to enjoy your time with your friends, TRYING TO MAKE THEM HAPPY. Your pesterchum is hopefulPrayer and you like to talk using mostly POSITIVE WORDS and talking about how WONDERFUL LIFE IS.
Post by realityGlitch on Sept 15, 2016 21:40:55 GMT
Captchalogue Modus: Minigame Modus
Strife Specibus: Disckind
God Tier: Heir of Heart
Planet: Land of Chaos and Stories (LoCaS)
MSPA Styled intro: >Enter Name_
Eugene Linus Ingman
Ew! No! Just because it's what's on your birth certificate doesn't mean it's your name.
Your name is ELI, 21. It is midday in your DESERT HOME, and your COUSIN will be home soon with the groceries. You can't wait for a good lunch. Yes, you still live in the figurative MOTHER'S BASEMENT but not by choice: you just can't seem to get a handle the whole LIVING ON YOUR OWN thing.
Your room is fill with DRAGON PARAPHERNALIA, from posters, to plushies, to your pajamas, to even chess set, even though you've given up playing. You mean, sure, you can have fun losing, but not when there isn't even the slightest chance of victory. Your INTERESTS for few and similar. You enjoy GAMES and T.V. and BOOKS and talking with other on the INTERNET; especially about games and T.V. and books. You've even taken up the ART OF MAKING YOUR OWN games and T.V. shows and books, but so far nothing you've published has garnered any significant attention. Maybe it's due to your low standards on what media you find enjoyable. You did enjoy STAR TREK: ENTERPRISE without the slightest bit of irony.
You speak >In a commanding tone._ though that is not indicative of your actual mood nor opinions on anything.
We appear to have trespassed into a hive belonging to a particular troll. It appears she'll let you stay however, in return for taking some of your time, of course. Would you like to try guessing her name?
> Heelie McFeeliez
She quickly changes to a different song on her playlist that she is currently listening to, seeming to be annoyed. Maybe... Try a different name?
> Nortia Hemsut
Much better. She changes the song again.
Your name is Nortia Hemsut and you have yet again successfully snatched away somebodies' time! The great Stereo Hood strikes again!! If you were unsure about this, then yes, you are indeed in love with the folk hero TROLL ROBIN HOOD! You have even gone so far as to take up their legacy as Stereohead Hood! Stealing time away from those who have to much and giving it to those who need it more. Which is... Usually you. Because you can't stand being BORED. You are a hero disguised as the greatest of villainous thieves! You often enjoy spending your time FLARPING with others and you will often ROLEPLAY as well, to perhaps others annoyance.
Aside from cool names and tricks, you suppose that first name wasn't too far off from one of your interests, as you actually like to roll around on your HEELYS which are also your FOOTWEARKIND weapon! Not to escape any 'feelies' or anything, though, obviously. You note the TAPE RECORDER in your hand and smile fondly, it is old but you are determined to use it until it possibly breaks, you love your tape recorder. You often use it to RECORD MUSIC from other people's CDs and EVEN CONCERTS for you and others to enjoy later on.
You like to KEEP YOURSELF ENTERTAINED, using the Array captchalogue modus helps you get to what you want to do faster, you're TOO IMPATIENT for anything else. You also tend to be rather IMPATIENT when waiting for people to finally TALK TO or MESSAGE you! How dare they keep you waiting! Nobody is allowed to be late to something that involves you! You will often STEAL CLOCKS and give them to others so they remember to NEVER BE LATE to something you want to do with them.
Your troll tag is stereoHood and (<) Th3 way y0u typ3 0ft3n 100ks a bIt lIk3 thIs. W1th a cl0ck at th3 start of 3ach s3nt3nc3.
Hmm... If you really need someone I suppose I can try and join in. EDIT: Actually, I'm gonna have to back out for now, I had the whole character idea in my head and now I just can't nail it down again. I might be back later though if I can get a solid idea. Sorry for the inconvenience.
Appearance/Description/Sprite: black hair, blue grey eyes, usually found wearing either a fake leather jacket and dark jeans with a grey t-shirt or said outfit without the jacket and with a red shirt
Captchalogue Modus: spelling bee modus
Strife Specibus: scythekind
God Tier: mage of void
Planet: land of craters and pyramids
MSPA Styled intro: a young edgelord stands in his bed room. he doesn't comform to the standard wrong naming practice. you are Thomas Farlandt. your hobbies include watching youtube, listening to music (metal of course), science and reading (web)comics and the occasional bit of gaming ( both of the video and tabletop variety). you have a passion for superheroes, no, superpowers. one of your deepest wishes is to obtain such magnificent abilities yourelf. but alas, such dreams will never be fulfilled and you know that all to well. despite having an edgy side to you for sure( although you most of it is exaggerated), you are generaly a nice guy.
you don't spend much time in your room, and therefore it isn't really decorated. you think quirks are overrated and thusly type like a sane person.
Post by solidvaporizer on Sept 25, 2016 7:41:21 GMT
Name: Termio Sethic
Age: 7 sweeps or whatever is the troll equivalent of 16 human years
Blood/Text Color: a1a100(Yellow Blood, same as Sollux)
Appearance: Short hair. One of his eyes is yellow, the other is tinted purple. Wears a black shirt with a meteor symbol on it and a yellow jacket above it(but no helmet or glasses.). Also, I suck at drawing sprites, so...
Modus: Fixed Array(Like a regular array, except it always has to be full. The only way to retrieve any given item from this modus is to eject it by placing another item in the slot it occupies.
Strife Specibus: Non-Existent, very much like one of the canon Doom players... (This, however, is not an issue for the character, since his modus always ejects items forwards, allowing him to efficiently use throwing weapons such as shurikens, and he has telekinetic abilities(Though not as strong as Aradia or Sollux's powers))
Classpect: Seer of Doom
Planet: Land of Ruins and Machinery. A desolate planet devoid of any life, with only ruins of ancient industrial cities, old rusted machinery and robotic consorts remaining. The denizen of the planet was in charge of the machines and the assembly lines, producing new robots, programming and repairing them as needed, until one day, he was struck with an illness making him fall asleep, and the cybernetic core of the planet, where the factories are located, was infected with a mysterious computer virus ceasing all production and causing some of the robots to turn aggressive.
His planet is also the closest to the "mystery planet" of all the players' lands.
(Designed based on the themes of the Doom aspect being destructive anomalies, death and artificial systems)
A young troll stands in his...
No, we don't have time for that. Don't you see the meteors are already approaching?
>What meteors? Properly introduce the young troll anyway.
Anyways, a young troll stands in his respiteblock. It just so happens that today, he has finished what is probably the most important of his projects so far...
>Try again? Or are you REALLY that bad at naming people?
No, this is his actual name.
Your name is just... that. You are a SKILLED PROGRAMMER, however, despite often enough being impressive in functionality, your programs more often than not have SIDE EFFECTS on both the computers they are installed on and their users, often enough EXTREMELY HARMFUL, and, as such, you specialize in COMPUTER VIRUSES. You also have a passion for APICULTURE, also keeping MIND BEES in your hive. You are also an avid follower of DOOMSDAY PROPHECIES, believing the story given by your Ancestor that the troll society as is, no matter how far its expanse goes, will one day be destroyed by a COSMIC PURGE.
Your latest project is a program you have compiled from the code one of your FRIENDS recovered from the RUINS near his hive. You have split it into 16 DISCS, all but 2 of which have been stolen by a mysterious inflitrator this dusk... For some reason, you knew beforehand this was going to happen, furthermore, that this was FATED to happen...
Name: Venmis Leopus Age: 7 Sweeps Race: Troll Pesterchum: unceasingChase Text/Blood: Cobalt (#003785) Appearance: Wild, messy, black hair. Horns resemble fox ears. Wears a brown vest overtop a light gray shirt and tan shorts. Doesn't actually wear shoes. Captchalogue: Hunt Modus (Items removed from this modus become a creature based on the stored item, which attempts to flee from the user. This creature must be caught and killed in order to use the wanted item) Strife Specibus: Bowkind God Tier: Knight of Mind Planet: Land of Beasts and Concentration
You seem to have stumbled upon a troll in the middle of the woods. The troll gives you an annoyed glance before returning to...whatever it is that she's doing at the moment. While she's busy with whatever, you decide to guess her name.
Well, at least it wasn't insulting. The troll gives you a little chuckle. She finds your attempt amusing, but she'll tell you since you'd like to know.
Ah, that's much better.
Your name is VENMIS LEOPUS and you are the HUNTER. Be it ANIMALS, TROLLS, or LUSUS, you will chase down your PREY and make sure they meet they meet an UNTIMELY END. Though, you haven't actually done the second two yet. You just hunt down ANIMALS as a way of practicing the HUNT. You plan on becoming a LEGISLACERATOR when you grow up. Mostly because it involves KILLING TROLLS. The fact that they're CRIMINALS is just an added bonus. For now though, you're stuck with the ANIMALS, but they can still be fun to track.
You left your HIVE sweeps ago and have been travelling on your own ever since. You love seeing NEW PLACES and what they have to offer, and the THRILL of never knowing where you are is really EXHILARATING. Because of this, you've never really owned much, aside from your MODUS, a small communication device, your trusty BOW AND ARROWS, and the pelt of a BEAST. You are currently living in a nearby CAVE as you learn about your next TARGET.
The only thing more EXCITING than traveling is creating a plan to neutralize TARGETS. You sometimes take DAYS to learn your TARGET'S HABITS and PATTERNS before striking, and even then you create a FOOLPROOF PLAN to ensure your own VICTORY. Unfortunately, you always forget that one SMALL DETAIL and end up WAITING FOR HOURS for the TARGET, who ends up not arriving at the EXECUTION SPOT because of a HUNGRY PREDATOR or DISTRACTING BUNNY.
Your troll tag is UnceasingChase and ........You type periods whenever you are thinking of what to say.......which some trolls...dislike.......but you think it helps them know you are.......considering what they have said..carefully.
And with Venmis Leopus we are officially full! Thanks everyone who joined \owo\
The RP may officially begin starting this Friday to give everyone enough time to sort out any pre-game encounters with anyone, any friendship/hatefriendship build between characters as well as possibly rping at more accessible day owo'. Friday at 2pm (-6 UTC) I'll place the starting post and then we roll from then on forward.
P.S: Regarding classpects. I'm afraid we're sticking to no repeated classes or aspects as is stated on the overview in the spreadsheet .w.
Post by realityGlitch on Sept 30, 2016 5:22:48 GMT
> Continue Examining your Room_
Your room is consist of your bed, your desk, both your dressers and the HOARD OF DRAGON GOODIES on the floor. Your desktop is on your desk and your laptop is on your lap. You on on the bottom of your bed's two bunks, all your stuffies (Dragon and otherwise) take up your top bunk.
> Why aren't you on you desktop?_
Because that would just be silly. Why would someone sit on their computer?
> Nice try wise guy, now answer the question.
Because you're currently downloading the game that came in the package that you didn't order, but lil'cuz said it was for you.
> Package you didn't Order? Does that happen often?_
More often then you would think. Foretunatly, in your hometown that's rarely something to worry about.
> Where do I live?_
Welcome to NIGHTVALE!
> O....K....then.... What am I doing on my laptop?_
Nothing at the mome--
GORRAMIT! You thought you turned that off. Might as well check pesterChum.
[18:40:56] -- realityGlitch [RG] began pestering quantumFrogface [QF] at 18:40 -- [18:41:04] RG: Hi [18:41:05] QF: Oh hey! [18:41:40] QF: Eli, how are you doing? [18:42:04] RG: > Who are you and how do you know my name?_ [18:43:46] RG: > Is this one of those "my telepathy works through the internet things again?_ [18:44:11] RG: > I'm keep telling people, humans don't like it when you read their minds._ [18:44:24] QF: Wait, must have mistaken you for another person I knew [18:44:26] QF: Sorry [18:44:53] RG: > So you have a friend named Eli?_ [18:45:07] QF: Well, I did, I kinda lost touch with him after a while. [18:46:09] QF: What a coincidence I met a guy named ELI, and thought it was that other person. [18:46:10] QF: Weird [18:46:54] RG: > Wait .... Eli or ELI? There's a difference._ [18:47:16] QF: Eli. [18:47:20] QF: It was Eli [18:47:41] RG: > What year is it on your end?_ [18:47:55] QF: 2016? [18:48:18] RG: > Month?_ [18:48:27] QF: September|? [18:48:40] RG: > Day?_ [18:48:42] QF: Actually It's almost october [18:48:47] QF: The 29th. [18:49:20] RG: > oO°.K., just trying to eliminated time travel from the list of possiblities._ [18:49:52] QF: So, different Eli, how are you? [18:50:16] RG: > I'm fine. You?_ [18:50:37] QF: Eh, okay, weird things have been going on lately [18:51:09] RG: > Like Random Package you never order kind of wierd?_ [18:51:57] QF: Eh, no, just kind of like, Weird guy online who randomly pestered you and talks about blood colors and trolls kind of weird. [18:52:22] RG: > oO°h, those guys._ [18:53:16] QF: You know about this? [18:53:26] RG: > I won't sweat it. They talk a big game, but they're FTL travel isn't advance enough for them to follow through on their threats of world domination._ [18:53:37] RG: > *wouldn't_ [18:53:52] QF: Oh god, you're becoming almost as confusing as him [18:54:26] QF: Is every new person I meet going to spout some random new stuff that I have no idea about? [18:54:27] RG: > I'm not saying they're aliens, but they're aliens._ [18:54:58] QF: Okay, I'm not going to say I don't believe he's an alien, but I'm pretty sure he's not an alien [18:55:07] QF: Probably some guy just fooling around with me. [18:56:37] RG: > Possably, but conidering that they knew government sectrets, I'm less skeptical._ [18:56:46] RG: > And a little concerned._ [18:56:54] QF: Government secrets? [18:57:12] RG: > Sssshhhh...._ [18:57:30] QF: Is everybody new I meet some kind of weird thing? [18:59:18] RG: > I'm a N.E.E.T. hikikamori living in the middle of the desert while vague-but-menecing-government-agencies experiment on the town._ [18:59:33] RG: > Does that count?_ [19:00:30] QF: Okay, I had to google some of those words. [19:00:34] QF: But, yeah.... [19:00:37] QF: It counts [19:01:05] RG: > At least that's in the scope of human possibility._ [19:01:41] QF: Well this probably not alien guy weirds me out. [19:01:48] QF: Always talking about minions and shit [19:01:58] RG: > As you do._ [19:02:28] QF: You seem to know a lot more about this than I do. [19:02:43] QF: Maybe you'd be interested in talking to this, guy, alien, probably not alien. [19:02:58] RG: > Not much more,_ [19:03:09] RG: > but I am compiling the wiki for it._ [19:04:06] QF: Considering I know almost nothing about whatever the fuck he talks about, sure. [19:04:19] QF: I have no idea what a highblood is. [19:04:57] RG: > Someone higher in the blood-color-based hierarchy._ [19:05:11] QF: Blood Hierarchy?! [19:05:17] QF: Okay, I want to see this wiki [19:06:14] QF: Okay, I think you should really talk to this guy. [19:06:53] RG: > mspaintadventures.wikia.com/wiki/Hemospectrum_ [19:07:35] QF: What, is this from some kind of webcomic? [19:07:44] QF: Or roleplay or something. [19:08:26] RG: > I made it colorful so as not to freak people out._ [19:08:48] RG: > I had to make the art work myself though since I don't have any photos._ [19:09:06] RG: > So the images are "an artist's rendition"._ [19:10:54] QF: This is weird [19:10:56] QF: Very [19:10:56] QF: Very [19:10:58] QF: weird [19:11:24] RG: > Actually, I really shouldn't have shown you that._ [19:12:21] QF: I'll uh, keep that in mind> [19:12:46] RG: > No, you don't understand. All of my chats are monitored._ [19:13:12] QF: What? [19:13:19] RG: > And my cus' can only stall the VBMGA for so long._ [19:14:00] QF: VBMGA? [19:14:17] QF: You're just as confusing as Solark! [19:14:49] RG: > I said ealir that vague-but-menacing-government-agancies experiment on Nightvale._ [19:15:24] QF: You confuse me so. [19:16:04] RG: > Try explaining that to the VBMGA they won't believe you._ [19:16:21] RG: > I just realised they'll probably come after you too._ [19:16:29] QF: What. [19:16:56] RG: > That anwser to that question is not to think aout it._ [19:17:07] RG: > Ingorance is bliss, right?_ [19:18:19] QF: ... [19:18:28] QF: Well, uh, okay? [19:21:08] RG: > You said you knew an alien? Doing my job might appease the VBMGA for a little while._ [19:21:19] RG: > I need something to distract them._ [19:23:17] RG: > What's his trollTag?_ [19:24:36] RG: > qF?_ [19:25:00] QF: Okay. [19:25:07] QF: Sorry, My mom called me. [19:25:14] RG: > Ah._ [19:25:26] QF: It's "macabreMixer" [19:25:50] RG: > Thanks, bye._ [19:25:53] -- realityGlitch [RG] ceased pestering quantumFrogface [QF] at 19:25 --
More aliens! You're so ----EXCIT----ED!!!! Just hope the it'll keep the VBMGA at bay long enough for your game to finish uploading.
> I thought you said downloading?_
And we've always been at war with East Asia. Your point?
[19:27:56] -- realityGlitch [RG] began pestering macabreMixer [MM] at 19:27 -- [19:28:02] RG: > Hello._ [19:28:22] MM: -Hello, yes- oh- [19:28:57] MM: -My apologise on my ra7her informal aproach 7here, sir!- [19:29:02] RG: > A friend of yours gave me your trollTag, so I thought I'd contact you._ [19:29:34] MM: -I have friends?- [19:29:53] RG: > Appearantly._ [19:29:58] MM: -They mus7 be reallyimpor7an7 if 7hey managed 7o ge7 a highblood 7o con7ac7 me!- [19:30:54] MM: -Wha7 do I ge7 7his honor 7oday 7hough? Did I ac7ually know you from before?- [19:30:54] RG: > oO°h, he, no. I'm not a species that uses a hemospcrum like your's does._ [19:31:08] MM: ...wai7 a minu7e [19:31:21] RG: > Waiting...._ [19:31:27] RG: > :)_ [19:31:27] MM: -ARGH! I7's you Felix, isn'7 i7?!- [19:31:39] RG: > No._ [19:31:52] MM: -How dare you impersona7e someone of a higher cas7e?! Tha7's UNACCEPTABLE!- [19:32:20] RG: > I've always used this color! It's my favorite._ [19:32:42] RG: > Most likely, Felix is the one who gave me your trollTag._ [19:33:21] MM: -Hrm, I mus7 admi7 I find your 7as7e in color ra7her apropia7e, I'll give you 7ha7 mr. impersona7or...- [19:33:35] MM: -If he did 7hen! Tell me wha7 is his 7i7le 7hen- [19:33:52] MM: -I have asigned him one and he is very proud of i7 I can 7ell you!- [19:34:03] RG: > You mean his chumHandle?_ [19:34:15] RG: > Wait, no._ [19:34:35] MM: -No,no,no 7he way 7o which I have designa7ed him under my evil ranks!- [19:34:50] RG: > Well, his/her/their chumHandle was quantumFrogface._ [19:35:15] RG: > And they seemed rather befuddled by your idle threats._ [19:35:45] MM: -Hrm, I guess you do know him 7hen...- [19:36:17] MM: -If 7ha7 is 7he case 7hen I suppose I mus7 properly in7roduce myself, blood impersoan7or!- [19:36:20] MM: *aherm* [19:37:59] MM: -Wi7ness! For you are in 7he honor of mee7in 7he one 7ha7 will one day fill 7he hear7s of all who opose 7roll kind wi7h FEAR!- [19:38:21] RG: > So, what's your pretend plan to take over qF's homeworld?_ [19:38:43] MM: -For I am 7he grea7 Sol- I wasn'7 done 7yping!- [19:39:04] MM: -Geez, your manners in fron7 of a highblood sure are ques7ionable...- [19:39:15] MM: *AHERM* [19:39:58] MM: --7he grea7 Solark! Brewmas7er ex7raoirdinaire, mas7er of all 7hings voodoo, and soon 7o be evil overlord of 7his rock!- [19:40:33] RG: > Alternia right?_ [19:40:49] MM: -Y-yes, Al7ernia- [19:41:16] MM: -Golly, you seem alo7 more informed 7han my poor, foolish minion was abou7 our race .o|- [19:41:39] RG: > So, which Lusus you got? I've always found that reverse-pet relation fascinating._ [19:42:14] MM: -Well, I do have a lusus yes.- [19:42:20] MM: -The BEST lusus!- [19:42:31] RG: > A DRGAoO°N?!?!?!?!_ [19:42:47] MM: -Wha7? No! Tha7'd be silly!- [19:42:57] MM: -Al7hough I will no7 discard 7he awesomeness of a dragon...- [19:43:05] RG: > :)_ [19:43:09] MM: -Mine is simply, THE BEST 7here is!- [19:43:21] RG: > ?_ [19:43:33] RG: > Is it becaus it's your's?_ [19:43:49] MM: -I7's no o7her 7han a SquiglyFish!- [19:44:23] MM: -Shush!, I need 7o argue my reasonings- [19:44:38] RG: > I didn't type anything._ [19:45:04] MM: -And he is 7he bes7 cause he is HUGE, and FEARSOME, and comple7ely evil!- [19:45:14] MM: -And no7hing else...- [19:45:20] MM: -cer7ainly- [19:45:46] RG: > Seems like a bit of a one-dimensional character if you ask me._ [19:46:12] RG: > Doesn't sound like the best to raise a child, even by Troll standards._ [19:46:37] MM: -Nonesense, 7here's plen7y of grea7 7hings abou7 him! I will jus7 no7 7ell you >.v- [19:47:48] RG: > Alright, I'm back._ [19:48:11] MM: -Were you gone?- [19:48:46] RG: > To get food, I don't have that timetravelling chat client like you do._ [19:49:07] MM: -My cha7 clien7 can 7ime 7ravel?- [19:49:20] MM: -Golly, 7ha7 sounds awfully usefull!- [19:49:27] MM: -And kind of dumb...really- [19:49:40] MM: -Why would someone 7roll anybody in a backwards fashion?- [19:50:12] RG: > Foreshadowing for dramatic effect._ [19:51:51] RG: > Also, to warn your past self, or someone else's of life treatening issues._ [19:52:26] MM: -Or I could misguide 7hem!- [19:52:35] MM: -Yes, i7's brillian7!- [19:52:38] RG: > :facepalm:_ [19:52:50] MM: -Jus7 imagine 7he possibili7ies!- [19:53:03] RG: > :facepalm::facepalm:_ [19:53:29] MM: -The hero 7hinks I'm 7ricking him in7o a 7rap and 7hen BAM! Turns ou7 7he ac7ual 7rap was laid 3 hours prior 7o my warning!- [19:53:54] RG: > :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:_ [19:54:48] MM: -Ahaha! Thanks 7o you I have come up wi7h so many schemes you wouldn'7 even know!- [19:55:12] RG: > Don't make me go full FoO°URce._ [19:55:13] MM: -You'll be lucky if you don'7 find yourself 7angled in one now, ahahaha!- [19:56:33] MM: -I don'7 unders7and wha7 7ha7 means, bu7 I will no7 allow you 7o go "full FoO°URce" as a reward for aiding my campaign for world domina7ion >.3- [19:57:07] RG: > Good luck with that. Alternia isn't even in the the same galactic cluster and your FTL Travel isn't that good yet._ [19:57:53] RG: > I won't start quaking in my boots until you're at my door step._ [19:58:54] MM: -Is 7ha7 a challenge? Ahahah! I7 smells more like a bluff 7o me!- [19:59:16] MM: -Bu7 worry no7, I have already pu7 in mo7ion said even7!- [19:59:31] RG: > How?_ [20:00:08] MM: -I would gladly 7ell you...- [20:00:18] MM: -Bu7 7ha7 is 7he oldes7 7rick in 7he hubris book!- [20:00:34] RG: > Wait, your behind the Random Package I didn't oO°rder?_ [20:00:36] MM: -If I 7ell you my schemes, 7hen wha7 poin7 is 7here on making 7hem secre7 plans, eh?- [20:00:57] MM: -Package?- [20:01:09] MM: -I-I mean, yes! I7 was I who send 7ha7!- [20:01:31] RG: > :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:_ [20:01:59] RG: > You've done it now, I've full FoO°URce and there's no turning back._ [20:02:23] MM: -Okay 7hen!- [20:02:27] RG: > :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:_ [20:02:27] RG: > :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:_ [20:02:27] RG: > :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:_ [20:02:28] RG: > :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:_ [20:02:28] RG: > :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:_ [20:02:28] RG: > :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:_ [20:02:28] RG: > :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:_ [20:02:28] RG: > :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:_ [20:02:29] RG: > :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:_ [20:02:29] RG: > :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:_ [20:02:29] RG: > :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:_ [20:02:29] RG: > :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:_ [20:02:29] RG: > :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:_ [20:02:30] RG: > :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:_ [20:02:30] RG: > :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:_ [20:02:30] RG: > :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:_ [20:02:30] RG: > :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:_ [20:02:30] RG: > :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:_ [20:02:30] RG: > :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:_ [20:02:31] RG: > :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:_ [20:02:45] RG: > HoO°w do you like MY evil plan?_ [20:02:52] RG: > :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:_ [20:02:52] RG: > :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:_ [20:02:52] RG: > :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:_ [20:02:53] RG: > :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:_ [20:02:53] RG: > :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:_ [20:02:53] RG: > :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:_ [20:02:53] RG: > :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:_ [20:02:54] RG: > :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:_ [20:02:54] RG: > :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:_ [20:02:54] RG: > :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:_ [20:02:54] RG: > :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:_ [20:02:54] RG: > :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:_ [20:02:55] RG: > :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:_ [20:02:55] RG: > :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:_ [20:02:55] RG: > HoO°w do you like MY evil plan?_ [20:03:05] RG: > Pretty annoying huh?_ [20:03:14] RG: > :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:_ [20:03:14] RG: > :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:_ [20:03:15] RG: > :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:_ [20:03:15] RG: > :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:_ [20:03:15] RG: > :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:_ [20:03:15] RG: > :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:_ [20:03:16] RG: > :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:_ [20:03:16] RG: > :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:_ [20:03:16] RG: > :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:_ [20:03:16] RG: > :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:_ [20:03:17] RG: > :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:_ [20:03:17] RG: > :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:_ [20:03:17] RG: > :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:_ [20:03:17] RG: > :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:_ [20:03:18] RG: > :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:_ [20:03:18] RG: > :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:_ [20:03:18] RG: > :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:_ [20:03:19] RG: > :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:_ [20:03:34] MM: -Your mul7iple usage of facepalms is admirable, i'll give you 7ha7! Bu7 I remain perseveran7!- [20:03:58] MM: -Seriously 7hough, s7op faceplaming, you'll hur7 yourself in a silly manner- [20:04:10] RG: > Must._ [20:04:13] RG: > Resist._ [20:04:21] RG: > The. Urge._ [20:04:27] RG: > To Facepalm._ [20:04:53] RG: > :facepalm:_ [20:05:00] MM: -Golly you sure are a weird 7roll .v- [20:05:10] MM: -No wonder you're friends wi7h Felix- [20:05:17] RG: > I've already told you I'm not a troll._ [20:06:14] MM: -Yes, and I am a sen7ien7 cabbage!- [20:06:27] RG: > Then what is Felix?_ [20:06:54] MM: -Geese 7his whole humansona 7hing is weird, i7's like you ac7ually believe you are 7hese weird pink muppe7s- [20:08:07] MM: -Felix is my minion I'll have you know!- [20:08:13] MM: -A very weird, confused minion...- [20:08:18] RG: > I beg your pardon? I am a regal Dragon. And it's hard enough to put up with the Troll I am the Lusus of, I don't need your help._ [20:09:47] MM: -Harhar I see you have every7hing figured ou7 being a marginally cool lusus 7ha7 can handle compu7ers and wha7no7- [20:09:57] MM: -(sarscasm)- [20:10:21] MM: -Bu7 I guess I'll bi7 7his 7ime given you did know alo7 more 7han Felix...- [20:10:23] RG: > And what would it take to get you to say that sincerly?_ [20:10:36] RG: > oO°h._ [20:10:44] RG: > FINALLY!_ [20:11:28] RG: > The Lusus community is a bit on edge about not being taken seriously with your people._ [20:11:40] RG: > *by your people_ [20:12:04] MM: -Oh I mean7, 7he "i'll bi7e| par7 regarding your "hooman" race- [20:12:27] RG: > Felixe's Human race._ [20:12:27] MM: -Lusi can'7 use compu7ers dummy >.]- [20:12:54] RG: > That's the kind of stuff I'm talking about!_ [20:13:24] RG: > You're always treating us like unintelligent garbage and we're sick of it._ [20:14:33] RG: > If you want, contact me in the future with Trollinan's Time travel abilities, you'll be surprised._ [20:15:37] MM: -You are a s7range individual, Felix's friend who is 7o7ally a lusus .v- [20:16:37] -- future macabreMixer [FMM] began trolling realityGlitch [RG] -- [20:16:47] FMM: -Hello me!- [20:17:00] FMM: -Jus7 dropping by 7o say...- [20:17:34] FMM: -He's righ7 abou7 one 7hing...bu7 don'7 7rus7 his lies, myehehe!- [20:18:20] -- future macabreMixer [FMM] has ceased trolling realityGlitch [RG] -- [20:18:23] MM: -...- [20:18:30] MM: -I HAVE SEVERAL QUESTIONS- [20:18:56] MM: -GYARGH, I have been japped! By me!- [20:19:21] MM: -I could no7 have foreseen my wors7 adversary in jappery would be myself! I'm jus7 7oo good a7 i7!!- [20:20:27] RG: > :D_ [20:20:39] RG: > This os great! :D_ [20:20:43] RG: > *is_ [20:21:44] MM: -You win 7his 7ime felix's friend! Bu7 don'7 enjoy 7oo much!- [20:22:12] RG: > Why not?_ [20:22:17] RG: > Hmm...._ [20:22:19] RG: > ?_ [20:23:51] MM: -Because I'll ge7 you back some7ime for making me make me look like a fool!- [20:24:14] RG: (: Good luck with that. [20:24:22] -- realityGlitch [RG] ceased pestering macabreMixer [MM] at 20:24 --
Well that was .... something. At least you got to practice your dragon persona your futureself told you you'd eventually need. Though it's less a persona and more you claiming to be a dragon, but is YOUR GREATEST FANTASY, so no matter.
> Is the game done loading?_
In fact it has! Now that it's done sideloading, you can start playing.
Wait. No you can't you need other people to play. Ah, man.
What's that? You younger cousin is home with the groceries. Knowing him you'll need to fight him for the food. You really don't want to, but you haven't eaten since this time yesterday. You just hope he isn't wearing his battle body.
The blackness of the Furthest Ring deafens everything but a single, minuscule purple ship as it drifts towards nowhere, and exactly where it is supposed to go at the same time. The thing aboard is a lonely Carapacian lady dressed in bloodied rags that were once a uniform worn proudly, now, they fit the downed look in her face as she stired the wheel on the ship slowly, distraught by her own thoughts and not really sure where she's going. But little did she know, that in that precise moment, she would inadvertently crash against a Spirograph one could have sworn materialized out of thin air. But this doesn't concern us yet, because it happened not too long ago and yet, centuries in the past...
====>In with the new and out with the old!
Maybe it's best we have some sense of linearity for a change, how about this little grey planet? And before you give it a silly name, we'll just spare you the trouble.
Ah, what a nice sounding planet isn't it? Thankfully it's not something silly like "Turdodor Fuckball" or anything. But enough about naming planets, maybe one its inhabitants would be a much more interesting thing to bother?
An boy does he know he's much more interesting (not) than the rock that will soon be under his grasp.
====> Enter na-
Huh? It seems he's saying we already did this and that there's no point in ruining two entrances in a single act. Huh...well how about we look into something else then?
====> Examine Room
Should one glance to your room, it would become very aparent you are rather orderly wbout your stuff. Unlike some people, you don't enjoy stepping on foreign objects of the honking persuasion. Every spooky voodoo doll you have, every tattered tome and scroll, every shredded lab coat, all are ordered in neat little piles across your respite block, which upon further inspection, is adorned with your interests. On the wall to the north there's your large, imposing window from which you like to brood and feel like a top notch supervillian on stormy days. It's also were you have some of your favorite cacti and from where you both see your lusus sometimes and the distant horizon of the ocean. To the west is only your door out, and your recuperacoon as well as your own MAGICAL CUBE OF STORING (a box). There's also posters of your favorite animated movies and your role models of EVIL from other movies. To the south of your rather spacious room is your main workshop with sides as desktop and brewing spot. Here you concoct only the most deadly things imaginable, also the occasional beverage. Your husktop is also there, but you can;t move it as one of your commonplace "lab incidents" welded it to the table... To the east is your closet and a large, glass container for your ingredients and potions as well as a pile of gadgets you picked off from the local ruins. In the middle of said room, there's also a strange pentagram that's littered with wax. This is were you do VOODOO, but today you have much more important things to do despite the fact the candles you just turned off reignited on their own. You hate it when that happens. In fact, what will you do now?
====>Examine Movie posters
You have already paid your respects to your idols, but you are sure that admiring Troll Mike Myers for two more seconds wouldn't hurt anyone. Yes, that is a man who knows exactly what he wants and how he wants it, and ain't no hipster-glasses in a tux telling him otherwise. ====>Get to business
You would get to business, but sadly, you can't right now. The package you've been eagerly waiting hasn't arrived yet, and will not do so for about 1 more hour. How you know this is confidential, but you just do. However you do know that you ARE procastinating a little bit too much and maybe working on your most recent machination, the HAMSTERINATOR 2.5 would be a productive thing for a villian to do. Who knows? Maybe one of your minions will decide to show himself as you brew, and given how you feel today, you have all the patience in the world.
====>Today, you bring the world to its knees.
You are not sure why, but today will be your great break, you just feel it in your bones as the astral bodies in the sky have lined up today in particular to bring forth the doomsday of this miserable planet and holding you accountable for the catastrophe from which you will emerge on top to dominate the lowly survivors. Yes, today is a day that will echo through all of the confines of SPACE and beyond! AAHAHAH! Wait, what was that grumble?
You are FELIX KUZNETSOV and some weird shit has been happening to you lately. You are really confused.
> What exactly is happening?
Well you've come into several weird people today, some of them acting like aliens , some of them thinking you are a weird thing called a "Troll", some conspiracy nut. It's all been weird.
You've also seen a white carapacian walking around your town. He seems to be holding a strange green package. He's been going around in circles in the town a lot. It's honestly creeping you out.
However it's not all bad, a game you're pretty excited to play is going to come out soon.
> Examine your room.
Your room is a small room with a bed to your left, and a computer which you are currently using. Your bed has a couple of CHILDHOOD PLUSH TOYS. To your right there is a door, and a poster of "SIR ARMY SUIT" by Klaatu.
That guy who made that parody of homestuck which I partially archived on mspfanventures, but didn't archive completely so around a 1/4th of the story is lost.