griever1337
Moppet of Destiny
Doing things, possibly.
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Post by griever1337 on Sept 27, 2016 19:53:43 GMT
>Obtain Stand.
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Post by eerr on Sept 28, 2016 22:18:26 GMT
>Attempt to empty out Old Grey's innards by pointing it down.
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Post by Itsimplyace on Sept 30, 2016 0:07:39 GMT
>Maybe you hid the key behind Old Grey?
 You take the plaque and put it down on the floor since it weighs a bit. You find nothing interesting on the wall, but you do find a card for a locksmiths on the back of Old Grey. You always seem to find the weirdest stuff in the weirdest places. >Use old grey as a battering ram and smash down the door!
 You just said you couldn't lift the plaque! How will you get any use from it at all! >Make pot into pot-hat.
This is the best idea you had all day! You use the pot as a helmet!
Unfortunately, its now stuck to your head. You feel it was still worth it. |
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Post by SinkingSailor on Sept 30, 2016 0:38:00 GMT
call locksmith.
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Post by Itsimplyace on Sept 30, 2016 20:26:30 GMT
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Post by SinkingSailor on Sept 30, 2016 21:36:07 GMT
>Be some other guy.
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Post by Itsimplyace on Oct 1, 2016 14:18:08 GMT
>Be some other guy.
 You are now Melon Rancher. Your'e suppose to be tending to your vast crops of melons but, you managed to lock yourself in the barn while getting farming equipment. There is a ladder behind you and an old rocking chair in front of you. The only light source is coming from the window. |
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Post by SinkingSailor on Oct 1, 2016 15:34:29 GMT
>Use the ladder to climb up to window, then open it.
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Post by sparsilelammergeier on Oct 2, 2016 17:31:04 GMT
> do a cool backflip on the rocking chair
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Post by eerr on Oct 2, 2016 17:40:34 GMT
>Wear rocking chair on head.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 2, 2016 20:27:12 GMT
> Examine other walls of Barn
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Post by Itsimplyace on Oct 9, 2016 14:04:39 GMT
>Use the ladder to climb up to window, then open it.
 You climb up the ladder to the window, there doesn't seem to be anyway to open the window. The window looks pretty old, and so do'es the rest of the barn. You'll have to talk to your realtor about that when you get out of here. >Do a cool back flip on the rocking chair.
 You attempt a back-flip on the rocking chair. It breaks under your weight and due to the fact that its pretty old. >Wear rocking chair on head.
Unfortunately, you broke the chair and cannot wear it on your head. You just put the pieces in a pile instead.
>Examine other walls of Barn.
You walk to the other side of the barn.
There is the entrance, which you manged to accidentally lock from the INSIDE, and lose the key.
You notice a few tools hanging next to the door, but nothing that could help you right now.
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Post by SinkingSailor on Oct 9, 2016 16:54:53 GMT
examine walls 3 and 4
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Post by eerr on Oct 9, 2016 17:36:19 GMT
>Ride around on shovel pretending to joust.
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Post by Itsimplyace on Nov 27, 2016 23:52:21 GMT
>Examine walls 3 and 4
After a long period of studying the barn door, you realised that you have forgotten about the other walls of the barn. You have no idea why you were so curious about it and wasted hours with it. You wasted so long it feels like days.
You check out wall three of the barn. There is nothing interesting about it except for another window, so you leave it alone.
Wall four one the other hand has an comically oversized steering wheel. You don't know why this is here or what for. You think mostly just for decoration.
>Ride around on shovel pretending to joust.
Fuck. Yeah! This is awesome and immediately cures your boredom. Unfortunately you waste more time doing this.
Authors note: I'm sorry this took so long to update. I was stress with school and needed a break. |
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Post by Con Air on Nov 28, 2016 1:50:47 GMT
<Stab yourself with the pitchfork
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Post by Itsimplyace on Feb 7, 2017 22:40:48 GMT
>Stab yourself with the pitchfork.
He's clearly holding a rake! Besides, what good would self harm do for you right now?
>Examine oversized steering wheel.
You notice the wheel has some mysterious writing on it.
You can't make heads or tales of it though.
Authors note: This is on indefinite hiatus for the moment, I'm so overwhelmed at the moment.
This was a very ambitious project that I regret starting, but feel the need to finish. |
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