So I made this fanventure called JOJOSTUCK, in which the leftover John with retcon abilities essentially encounters Rose and a few other people in a bizarre alternate universe and helps them on their quest to fight a now evil and vampiric Jade Harley. Everyone has these sweet ghost superpowers called Stands and it's a lot of fun. Shenanigans ensue.
You take the plaque and put it down on the floor since it weighs a bit. You find nothing interesting on the wall, but you do find a card for a locksmiths on the back of Old Grey. You always seem to find the weirdest stuff in the weirdest places.
>Use old grey as a battering ram and smash down the door!
You just said you couldn't lift the plaque! How will you get any use from it at all!
>Make pot into pot-hat.
This is the best idea you had all day! You use the pot as a helmet! Unfortunately, its now stuck to your head. You feel it was still worth it.
You are now Melon Rancher. Your'e suppose to be tending to your vast crops of melons but, you managed to lock yourself in the barn while getting farming equipment. There is a ladder behind you and an old rocking chair in front of you. The only light source is coming from the window.
>Use the ladder to climb up to window, then open it.
You climb up the ladder to the window, there doesn't seem to be anyway to open the window. The window looks pretty old, and so do'es the rest of the barn. You'll have to talk to your realtor about that when you get out of here.
>Do a cool back flip on the rocking chair.
You attempt a back-flip on the rocking chair. It breaks under your weight and due to the fact that its pretty old.
>Wear rocking chair on head.
Unfortunately, you broke the chair and cannot wear it on your head. You just put the pieces in a pile instead.
>Examine other walls of Barn.
You walk to the other side of the barn. There is the entrance, which you manged to accidentally lock from the INSIDE, and lose the key. You notice a few tools hanging next to the door, but nothing that could help you right now.