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Post by contactor on Oct 3, 2016 4:00:43 GMT
Your name is obviously Rustard Petrov. As the writer wrote it. " You Are Russian Boy Wearing Traditional Russian Hat". Stuck in your home because Very Cold Snowstorm. Your pesterchum is- Wait what the Blyad' is a "PesterChum" In Russia it is ComfortEnemy. And your Tag is "RelelationMiks". Where in ComfortEnemy both words are Capitalized. You have many interests in "Russia". And adventures. As your house has been constantly being flooded by snow. As your door has already been broken by the snow and your window is just getting a light side of the hard snow. To fix this you are in your room. Looking at the window. Or whatever.  What Do? |
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Post by eerr on Oct 3, 2016 4:01:55 GMT
>Look outside.
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Grumpisimo
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Post by Grumpisimo on Oct 3, 2016 4:03:53 GMT
>Call upon Vladimir Putin to save you from the snowstorm.
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Post by contactor on Oct 3, 2016 4:29:29 GMT
>Call upon Vladimir Putin to save you from the snowstorm. You scream at the top of your Russian Lungs to summon satan Vladimir Putin  Just a lil bit more  Hey look. Satan.  Putin: What the Blyad`do you want? I was busy Flirting with Donald TrumpRustard: I'm Stuck In A SnowStorm And I Need Satan's Help
Putin: Chert Poberi, this is what i get for releasing my summoning Info.
Putin: Fine... Just give me time to get my Ritual ready. But this better be the last time. Because I need to get that Trump's Bump 
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Post by contactor on Oct 3, 2016 5:02:23 GMT
 Putin: Also i broke your window ...  Shit (What do?) |
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Post by eerr on Oct 3, 2016 5:15:14 GMT
>Acquire potato.
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Post by contactor on Oct 3, 2016 5:35:52 GMT
 You acquire a potato out of your Personal Pocket Space. As Russia totally has that stuff... Also winter is like coming into your window if you don'T DO SOMETHING |
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Post by eerr on Oct 3, 2016 16:54:07 GMT
>Have a staring contest with the window.
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Post by contactor on Oct 5, 2016 2:10:25 GMT
(Aaaa lost file so yeah) While looking at the window. The frame shifts to the Russian Mafia. Lead by a white russian bear. Your name is "Bear". As how original that name is. You are the Russian Mafia's Leader. You are currently in your basement, with a lit blunt on the wooden table. Wot do?  |
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Post by Grumpisimo on Oct 5, 2016 2:13:53 GMT
>Blaze it, Russian style.
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Post by contactor on Oct 5, 2016 2:35:09 GMT
>Blaze it, Russian style. Blazing It Like a true Russian Bear. Your Blunt multiplies into three more  Bad news. You have bear lung cancer now. Good news. It feels good Wot will you do now? |
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Post by centipederadio on Oct 5, 2016 2:51:12 GMT
>Go on Facebook and post "CYKA BLYAT" on every Ukrainian's wall.
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Post by eerr on Oct 5, 2016 18:51:52 GMT
>Plan Da Mafia's expansion into growing weed.
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