Zalco
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Post by Zalco on Jun 2, 2016 14:37:32 GMT
> Sora: Nah, let's just lay here.You've deduced through thorough scientific experimentation that the key is not under any of this junk, so you move on to do something else. > Sora: Assemble yellow triangles on bedroom door into TRIFORCE. Use the wish it grants to find your LOOT CHEST KEY.
You attempt to create the LEGENDARY SYMBOL from a LEGENDARY GAME using the holes in your door. The awe-striking gleam of this act blinds you with immaculate light. > Sora: Wait, is that the key behind the chest?You turn your head to escape the DAZZLING DISPLAY and find that the CHEST KEY is behind the CHEST. Convenient. > Sora: Reach behind chest.And by "convenient" you mean "dumb" as you have no ARMS to reach the key.
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Post by nonexistentpumpkin on Jun 2, 2016 14:59:36 GMT
>Curse the always watching Illuminati and their council of roughly 13 cloaked weirdos who are probably laughing at you right now.
Heck, a bit late with that one.
>Retrieve arms from jacket.
>Use the trident or somefin if you can't reach.
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Post by Spira-Virgo on Jun 2, 2016 15:25:43 GMT
> SORA USE YOUR HEAD TO OPEN THE CHEST.
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Post by automatedTimeshift on Jun 2, 2016 17:30:51 GMT
Just kick the chest open. It works for that one green capped guy sometimes.
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Post by Sharkalien on Jun 2, 2016 21:22:01 GMT
>Use a fishing pole to fish it out
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Post by Curris on Jun 2, 2016 21:53:03 GMT
Grab keys with toes!
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Post by Deleted on Jun 2, 2016 21:56:25 GMT
>Move the chest out of the way
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Post by [Meme Friend] TheOddISee on Jun 6, 2016 21:52:59 GMT
Heave the chest out of the way with your man strength!
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Post by Zephyr Nepres on Jun 9, 2016 6:37:58 GMT
That key is obviously too small for the lock. You should come back when you mysteriously find an impractical sword that looks like a giant key.
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Zalco
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Post by Zalco on Jun 9, 2016 16:29:43 GMT
> Sora: Check other corner of room.This is where you keep your FISHING GEAR and CRATES. You also have a CALENDAR and several framed MAPS hung on the wall. And it looks like you got a PRESENT for your birthday. > Sora: Use a fishing pole to fish it out.You try and GRAB your fishing pole, but then it suddenly disappears! Oh wait hold on it's in a card in the corner or something. As a matter of fact, the action that you just performed is a vital part of your adventure, called CAPT-you then proceed to stop reading the instruction manual. As a PERSON WHO KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT THEY'RE DOING, you always ignore those things. You decide to do the next logical action that will clearly work in the way you think it will. Who needs instructions anyway? > Sora: Use FISHING POLE on CHEST.You use the fishing pole on the chest which locks it inside. > Sora: Calmly move the chest out of the way.> Sora: Have a good old fashion tantrum and start throwing things around.Though your efforts were fruitless, you think that lashing out will not be beneficial. Especially since you remember what happened the last time you attempted to confront one of the inanimate objects in your room. As they always say: if at first you don't succeed, try and try and try and try again until you run out of ideas and just decide to go back to reading the instruction manual.
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Post by [Meme Friend] TheOddISee on Jun 9, 2016 17:18:39 GMT
>Nab the key with the fishing pole like any normal person would
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Post by Curris on Jun 9, 2016 19:43:20 GMT
Get on your computer and tell all your friends how inanimate objects are defeating you yet again. I mean, it's not like they can help, but venting relieves some stress, and it's becoming a bit of a sore issue.
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Post by nonexistentpumpkin on Jun 10, 2016 0:31:01 GMT
>Dude that keyhole is huge, just stick your arm in and touch whatever's in there. If you can touch it, you can probably captchawhatever it.
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Post by Sharkalien on Jun 10, 2016 0:39:01 GMT
>Stick a pyramid in the keyhole. Just jam it in there real good.
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Post by Spira-Virgo on Jun 10, 2016 12:47:46 GMT
> Call your dad to force it to open itself! Threating treasure boxes also count!
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Post by Zalco on Jun 16, 2016 14:40:43 GMT
> Sora: Examine maps.These maps were given to you some time ago by one of your FRIENDS. While you don't think pirates frame their maps, you think they're a lot easier to read when hung on a wall. And less likely to get damaged by crazy antics and evil flying pyramids. These maps depict the ISLANDS that you inhabit as well as the surrounding OCEAN. > Sora: Check date on calendar.As marked, the 28th of March is your BIRTHDAY. Which is today! Yay! You are also expecting to receive a HIGHLY ANTICIPATED GAME in the mail today. You were supposed to have already gotten it but... > Sora: Go back to pre-release date.It's been a bit of a wait. When you had heard the news, you got a little, let's say, enthusiastic. Rumor has it there was a MYSTERIOUS ACCIDENT that caused the delay. Rumor also has it that there is a MAD MAN travelling the world painting ducks yellow for profit, so you don't really know what to believe. This was supposed to be the CHI pre-release of the game. You suppose this means it's near completion because they'll run out of letters at some point. I mean chi has to be at least, what, fourth in the Greek alphabet? Alpha, beta, gamma... chi. That sounds about right. What kind of video game company takes so long to make a game, with no indication of progress or even a final release date, as their fans scour for even the slightest hint of news while desperately clinging on to the little bit of hope that they thought they once had? A rich and famous one, that's what. One day you will uncover its secrets. But today is not that day. Today, you have ARMS to find, CHESTS to crack open and... > Sora: Open your present.It looks like a PRESENT has been dropped off in your room for your birthday. You can't wait to open it! However, you have other OBJECTIVES in your OBJECTIVE ORIEL PROSPECTUS to complete first. Um, what? You CAPTCHALOGUE your present in your SYLLADEX instead. Your what now? You don't know what this is, what you did or how it happened, but now it's a part of your reality. This was in no way helpful.
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Post by Spira-Virgo on Jun 16, 2016 15:53:42 GMT
> TAKE THE TRIDENT AND CONQUEAR THE HOUSE! FOR IT IS YOUR BIRTHRIGHT!
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Post by Zalco on Jun 23, 2016 16:38:14 GMT
> Sora: Check other other corner of room.At break-neck speed, you've already reached the third quarter of your room. And you thought you would be stuck in the first two forever. Your DRESSER is home to your clothes, but more importantly, your assortment of doodads and whatsacallsits which you like to tinker with. In front of it are a few MATS as well as your greatest project so far: a DUMMY. You've been messing with this thing for eons, and the pile of extra parts is starting to pile up on top of your DRESSER. You believe your ability to combine ITEMS into convoluted TOOLS to be a skill. None of the TOOLS are particularly useful. > Sora: Captchalogue mats.You GRAB the MATS, which brings up the CAPTCHALOGUE DECK of your SYLLADEX. The PRESENT is pushed into the next available CAPTCHALOGUE CARD leaving one remaining. > Sora: Retrieve arm from dummy.Grabbing the ARM pushes the MATS into the last CAPTCHALOGUE CARD. Man, you really don't have a lot to work with.
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Post by Curris on Jun 23, 2016 17:41:10 GMT
Could the Arm grab the keys behind the chest?
Look out the window!
MERGE your captchalogue cards, combining their contents, into a Mat-wrapped present, on an arm pedestal.
Like Modern Art!
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Post by Spira-Virgo on Jun 23, 2016 18:00:55 GMT
Could the Arm grab the keys behind the chest? Look out the window! MERGE your captchalogue cards, combining their contents, into a Mat-wrapped present, on an arm pedestal. Like Modern Art! I support this
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Post by Zalco on Jun 30, 2016 15:40:10 GMT
> Sora: Figure out what the heck is going on with the items in your SYLLADEX.The ITEMS in your SYLLADEX are CAPTCHALOGUED using a FETCH MODUS. You are currently using the WEAPON FETCH MODUS which is dictated by the performance of COMMANDS. You perform the GRAB COMMNAND and huzzah! you've finally retrieved one (1) of your ARMS! The DUMMY is now DISARMED. > Sora: Examine second command.You deduce that the symbol represents some sort of BEND COMMAND and yes! you are correct in said deduction. You think you're starting to get the hang of this. > Sora: Examine third command.This one's pretty straight-forward: you just have to oh shoot. While performing the SPIN COMNNAND you lose your grip, which EJECTS the MATS from your SYLLADEX. You are no longer getting the hang of this. But at least you know a way to free up some space. Sort of.
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Post by Zalco on Jun 30, 2016 15:43:03 GMT
Yo! I just want to say that if your suggestion doesn't appear in the update following it, fret not! as it may appear later on. I like to spread these out evenly to keep things cohesive.
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Post by Curris on Jun 30, 2016 21:47:08 GMT
You forgot to say "HYUH" as you spin around!
At least none of the moves seem overly convoluted and complex. Incidentally, can you dance?
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Post by Zalco on Jul 7, 2016 21:32:02 GMT
> Sora: Captchalogue derpy faced cube atop your dresser.With skillful maneuvering you oof. That last command's a bit tricky. You might want to practice. > Sora: You forgot to say "HYUH!" as you spin around!You practice the SPIN COMMAND a bit more with a LEGENDARY "HYUH!". With the right momentum and enthusiasm, but mostly momentum, you manage to pull it off successfully. Congratulations! > Sora: Examine CAPTCHALOGUE DECK.All three (3) of your CAPTCHALOGUE CARDS are full. This means that you are limited to the use of the items in each one, accessed through their respective COMMAND. At least none of them seem overly convoluted and complex, so activating them should be simple. > Sora: Incidentally, can you dance?Since your FETCH MODUS depends on your movements, DANCING may not be the best thing to do. You wonder if you become skilled enough, what SICK COMBOS you can pull off with your SYLLADEX. You don't think you're quite there yet though.
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Post by Con Air on Jul 7, 2016 22:14:48 GMT
Sora: JUST GET THE KEY ALREADY! SORA YOU ARE STUPID. STUPID STUPID DUMB!
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