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Post by Zalco on Jul 14, 2016 14:51:46 GMT
> Sora: Re-CAPTCHALOGUE mats.You briefly question what would happen if you CAPTCHALOGUED an item while your CAPTCHLOGUE DECK is full. Your brief question is briefly answered: CAPTCHALOGUING the MATS with the SPIN COMMAND pushes the DERPY FACED DUMMY HEAD into the next available CAPTCHALOGUE CARD, but since there isn't one, it is EJECTED instead. > Sora: MERGE your CAPTCHALOGUE CARDS.You think you still need a little room to work with in your SYLLADEX. However, you don't really want to find out how to EJECT each CAPTCHALOGUE CARD, so you attempt to MERGE them, combining their contents. This produces a MAT-WRAPPED PRESENT ON AN ARM PEDESTAL. Which is. You know. Useful. You honestly don't know what you were expecting. > Sora: Display your masterpiece like the Modern Art that it is.Clearly the use of this item is to be a piece of MODERN ART; the backbone of contemporary culture. Probably. Accessing the CAPTCHALOGUED ITEM causes the MAT-WRAPPED PRESENT to fall off of its PEDESTAL, leaving only the ARM in your SYLLADEX. However, let us take a moment to appreciate the subtleties that this display has to offer, how it mirrors the lives of so many, and how it will surely represent the future of you take a pause from the academia-shattering essay that one of your friends probably wrote at some point to recollect one of your objectives: > Sora: JUST GET THE KEY ALREADY!SORA YOU ARE STUPID. STUPID STUPID DUMB! STOP WASTING SO MUCH TIME AND GET THAT KEY.
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Post by Zalco on Jul 21, 2016 23:48:05 GMT
> Sora: Just stick your arm in the chest and touch whatever's in there.N-no. > Sora: Look at the blue lamp in a net above your LOOT CHEST. Is it a big pearl?Actually, it's a glass float. If you had enough of them, you could use them to fish, but you only have the one, so you use it as a lamp instead. > Sora: Could the ARM grab the key behind the chest?Why yes. Yes it can. > Sora: Separate key from arm.You use the GRAB COMMAND, which makes the KEY fall out of your ARM's hand, allowing you to GRAB it in the air. > Sora: Open chest.Finally. The moment has come for you to WHOA WAIT WHAT. Who's this feathery asshole? > Sora: Be the feathery asshole.You decide to be the feathery asshole. You thought you had more important things to do as Sora, but you thought wrong apparently. Clearly, whatever you will do as this guy will definitely have a larger impact in the grand scheme of things than anything Sora could have possibly done. What will you do?
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Post by Sharkalien on Jul 22, 2016 0:20:34 GMT
>Begin your quest in search of bread
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Post by Con Air on Jul 22, 2016 0:43:13 GMT
<wat I wanna be Sora again
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Post by Sharkalien on Jul 22, 2016 1:14:49 GMT
>You must find the bread, quack
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Post by Curris on Jul 22, 2016 3:17:37 GMT
Speak the Vast Quack!
Also, go pester the kind people who feed you near the shore!
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Post by Zalco on Jul 22, 2016 20:00:57 GMT
Yo! How have you guys been enjoying the comic? I've been having a blast, and I hope that you guys have found it at least somewhat entertaining, haha. I have a lot planned for it, and at this pivotal part in the story, I feel like it's a good time to say that I have some good news and some bad news.
The good news (for me): I'm starting my vacation for the summer. The bad news (for you guys): during my vacation, I'll be able to work on the comic, but I won't be able to update it.
Even though I'm taking a break, I'd still love to hear your suggestions! It's been awesome reading them. And remember: feathery asshole's future rests on your shoulders. Can't wait to see what happens.
Destinylocked returns in the fall.
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Post by Zalco on Dec 8, 2016 4:07:26 GMT
> FA: Begin your quest in search of bread.For ages, your kind has been on fateful journey: the Quest for Bread. The elders speak tales of glorious lands filled with fare and feed. The people of the land, however, became greedy and could no longer stand the thought of others having their nourishment. War broke loose. Disaster struck. The land, destroyed. Bread is the remnant of those lands. It is your sole duty to find that sweet yeasty goodness and bring your people to greatness. You've gone where no duck has ducked before. Or swam, you suppose. The great expanse of the ocean awaits. > FA: You must find the bread, quack.Now you think it's time to recount your perilous journey of trial, discovery and WAH. > FA: Speak the Vast Quack!FIEND! HEATHEN! CURSED IS THEE WHO DURST DEFILE THE SANCITITY OF QUESTHOOD! THOU SHALT FEEL THE WRATH OF A THOUSAND WHETTED QUILS! THINE KIN SHALL REAP THE SEEDS OF DESPAIR THAT THOU HAST SEWN! LIGHT SHALL EXTINGUISH; DARKNESS EMPOWER! LET ILL-WILL SPREAD AS THE PLAGUE! NO CURE! NO RETRIBUTION! NO END! > FA: Be Sora again.You reach such a temper that you no longer have the energy to be the feathery asshole, so you take a chill pill and go back to being Sora. What were you doing again? Oh yeah. > Sora: Examine LOOT. You finally manage to crack open your convoluted storage unit. Your CHEST holds LOOT necessary for ADVENTURERS and PIRATES on their journey of VAST DISCOVERY. You, however, have discovered how to open a box. Your LOOT includes: ONE (1) BANDANA, ONE (1) FORMERLY LOCKED FISHING POLE, ONE (1) PILE OF ROPE, ONE (1) TOY SWORD, ONE (1) CORKED HOOK, ONE (1) OLD PLUSH HEART, SEVERAL (~) PLASTIC GOLD COINS, ONE (1) ARM, THREE (3) EYEPATCHES, and ONE (1) COPY OF CAPTAIN CHILD'S CURSED COLLECTION OF QUESTS AND COUPS. These items are all clearly useful in every possible way, but one in particular has been the center of a deal of importance to you. ...December 7th is still technically fall.
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Post by Sharkalien on Dec 8, 2016 22:08:14 GMT
>Read CAPTAIN CHILD'S CURSED COLLECTION OF QUESTS AND COUPS. Just really dig into it
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Post by hargleblargleboo on Dec 8, 2016 22:22:51 GMT
Sora: Equip Toy Sword.
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Post by automatedTimeshift on Dec 8, 2016 23:58:57 GMT
Sora: First, take off the fishing string on your fishing pole. Next, place the HOOK HAND onto the DUMMY HAND. Then, use the fishing string to tie the hook in place with the DUMMY HAND. Finally, tie the ROPE to the loop in the dummy arm to make an effective grapple hook.
Alternitavely, just tie the rope to the hook.
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Post by dregflurb on Dec 9, 2016 23:48:49 GMT
>Wait, someone's messaging you, go answer them
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Post by Zalco on Dec 15, 2016 2:05:26 GMT
> Sora: Retrieve ARM.Hell yes. > Sora: Tie the ROPE to the HOOK to make a GRAPPLING HOOK.You don't know how sturdy a TOOL this will make, but... your SYLLADEX allows the combination! > Sora: Read CAPTAIN CHILD'S CURSED COLLECTION OF QUESTS AND COUPS.This book is the true treasure of your trove: it holds tremendous amounts of tales, trials and tips that only a foolish buccaneer would ignore. You've acquired a fair amount of your TOOL-TINKERING and ADVENTUROUS SPIRIT from it, and have had it for as long as you can remember. There's probably even a page on making a GRAPPLING HOOK! But you suppose a SYLLADEX circumvents a few of the old-fashioned techniques. > Sora: Plop that book straight on your desk.You feel like you just really want to dig into it, after discovering it in its trapped confinement. However, SOMETHING seems to be stopping you from concentrating.
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Post by Con Air on Dec 15, 2016 2:43:22 GMT
Answer the chum and/or troll.
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Post by Sharkalien on Dec 15, 2016 4:06:03 GMT
>Ask what the quack they want, you're busy
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Post by Zalco on Dec 21, 2016 21:50:10 GMT
Sorry guys, there's gonna be no update this week. Happy holidays!
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Post by Zalco on Dec 30, 2016 23:08:08 GMT
> Sora: View computer.You pop up your COMPUTER. It's a bit old, but it gets the job done. On the desktop, you put several of your computer's most noteworthy features, including your personal favorite game, MINESWEEPER. You suck at it. Your PESTERCHUM is doing the glowy thing, which means someone is attempting to contact you. You think. Honestly, this program is incredibly archaic, but you and your friends use it because it doesn't have any DUMB ADS. > Sora: Open Pesterchum.It appears that one of your FRIENDS is feeling rather PEPPY today. > Sora: Answer the chum. -- troubadoursEmbrace [TE] began pestering astralHyalos [AH] at 15:28 --
TE: happy birthday you lazy bum XD TE: did i catch you snoozing again? AH: who you calling lazy!? TE: youre absolutely right TE: how rude of me TE: just bum then AH: hey. TE: but joking aside this is so exciting >XD TE: i cant wait to play the game with you guys! AH: i know!!! it’s gonna be great!!! TE: yeah TE: even HT seems oddly enthusiastic about this AH: that’s an understatement. AH: seeing as he’s kinda, well, TE: he most certainly is kinda well ;) AH: you know what I mean! AH: with the way he is and stuff. TE: the qualities that he possesses do indeed reflect his actions in relation to situations that impact him AH: couldn’t have said it better myself. TE: i know AH: D: TE: haha kidding TE: but since were on the subject TE: did you even get the game yet AH: not yet. TE: its supposed to arrive today right? AH: yeah. TE: ... AH: ... TE: ... AH: ...? TE: then it might have already shown up AH: you’re right!!! AH: be right back!!!
Omegaupdate and MSPFA don't use the same BBCode :^(
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Post by Pulsar on Jan 2, 2017 19:17:03 GMT
>Practice your backflips while you check to see if the mail, and your much-awaited package, has arrived
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Post by Zalco on Mar 29, 2017 3:36:02 GMT
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Post by Zalco on Apr 2, 2017 0:46:35 GMT
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Post by Zalco on Mar 29, 2018 2:18:26 GMT
> Sora: What now !?Wow, Sora has been having a hard time looking out that window, eh? It's been a whole year! Maybe one day he'll figure it out. Until then :^y
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Post by Curris on Mar 29, 2018 4:44:12 GMT
Happy Birthday! Sora -> Level up!
Maybe Learn how to jump? On your bed? Sora's Guardian -> Scold Sora for jumping on bed. Issue dire warning about bed-jumping / head injuries. Perhaps in a monkey-jumping-on-bed style parable.
Jumping -> Be a new recognizable command for your sylladex
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