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Post by heyitskane on Dec 7, 2016 21:20:46 GMT
KING OF CROWBARS CARD && FORTEX FUSIL
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NothingIsOkay75
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Post by NothingIsOkay75 on Dec 8, 2016 2:15:09 GMT
CRUDE-WALL PLAITUX && Anime Girl Outfit  You alchemize the ANIME LOVER'S PLAITUXUwU. This will defend you for 55 damage from all attacks X3. TEL-AXE-IUS && Doctor Who 9th Series DVD && Carolina Reaper Sauce  You Alchemized the DOCTOR'S TARD-AXE-IHOT
It's mainly sharp part is covered is super hot sauce, metaphorically salting the wound, literally hot saucing the wound. You deal 150 damage to MATCHSTICKS You create NARF HEAL SHOOTER You get 3 shots, where whenever you want, you may shoot you or your friends and heal them for 100 health. Crude-Wall Plaitux || (Unconventional portal gun && Limb enhancers)  You created the LONG WALL BOOTSThey function much like the ones in the video game Portal, except they are made of mostly concrete. You add 10 more defense to your already 50 defense. (Nerf Gun || Anime Girl Outfit)  You make the ANERFME GUNThis shoots concentrated anime straight at your animes enemies You deal 80 damage to MATCHSTICKS I combine Scalematemale || Antibiotic serring. I inject myself with the armor thing.  You alchemize THE METAL INJECTOR
It was a good idea trying the opposite alchemy setting, but now it's a syringe made of metal, all the way through. You can't really do anything with this sadly. TRIPPPLE WHAPPPSHOT ON-A-STICK && TEL-AXE-IUS  You create THE TELAXIUS ON A STICK
Yeah! now you can beat people to death with your friends head! You WOULD deal 100 damage, but only Telaxius can wield weapons of Telaxius You created the CROWLASSFor having no sharp edges what soever, it's pretty good You deal 75 damage to MATCHSTICKS You alchemized th- ERroR
ERROR 742- NEITHER ITEM FOUND IN ANY INVENTORY
ZZt TWINFUCKYOU:
 You create the PROPANOIRWith the mind of Jack Noir (Troll session, you know, the not as much of an asshole one), this propane tank will fight with you. This will deal 90 damage each turn. 8TRACE: You created the 2x8BALL LAVA LAMPDENTA little more accurate with predictions, now that there's two of them. You deal 2x8(plus 54) damage to MATCHSTICKSHEYITSKANE:
 You make the CROWBAR KING'S SPADEXJust so it's not confused, it is the "Crowbar king's" Spadex, not the Crowbar "King's Spadex".
You do 90 damage to
MATCHSTICKSMATCHSTICKS: 1895 HPFan the flames! (50% chance to burn(unless you have armor))-------------------------------------HeyItsKane: 190 HPThankingSailor: 260 HP(BURN)Tricklejest: 240 HP(BURN)Venchi: 190 HP(BURN)HyperagressiveAgent: 260 HPConair: 190 HPTelaxis: 170 HP(BURN)SOTMD: 230 HPJoeBob: 350 HP(BURN)MrDull: 190HP(BURN)TwinFuckYou: 250 HPDregflurb: 240 HPRedstonetam15: 250 HPMMPH2: 50 HP (CAN'T BURN)LIFE: 190 HP (BURN)DEATH: 90 HP
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Post by HypergressiveAgent on Dec 8, 2016 3:32:52 GMT
Crowlass && Red Hot Retractable Rapier
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telaxius
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Post by telaxius on Dec 8, 2016 4:30:03 GMT
First Aid Kit && Burn Kit && Narf Heal Shooter
If this is a healing item, I will use it.
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Post by venchi on Dec 8, 2016 7:13:30 GMT
If I can use the NARF HEAL SHOOTER more than once per turn I'm healing myself,MrDull and Heyitskane otherwise just myself.
bunny bomb && rubbing alcohol
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Post by joebob on Dec 8, 2016 11:24:32 GMT
combine unconventional portal gun && Life &&Crude-wall plaitux
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Post by RedeadITA on Dec 8, 2016 13:15:28 GMT
hey id like to join but is not that we can have a list of items that we can alchemize?
Please?
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Post by SinkingSailor on Dec 8, 2016 23:07:44 GMT
2x8BALL LAVA LAMPDENT && ANERFME GUN
you should've said that only telaxius can wield telaxius based weapons. please put it next time so we don't waste an alchemy. thanks.
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Post by venchi on Dec 9, 2016 8:11:07 GMT
He more or less did
Dec 6, 2016 5:00:20 GMT 1 nothingisMERRY75 said:
telaxius Avatar
Nov 21, 2016 7:33:18 GMT 1 telaxius said:
> Myself || Axe
You create the TEL-AXE-IUS
This baby has a mind of its own, but unlike OMGWTH, it can not move on it's own.
It can only be held and used by it's creator/self.
You deal 125 damage to FIN
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Post by Savior of the Meming Dead on Dec 9, 2016 14:55:45 GMT
> (ANIME LOVER'S PLAITUX || CAT D11T Bulldozer) && Scalematemail
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Post by RedeadITA on Dec 9, 2016 14:58:43 GMT
ok then
I guess il join in
The color Red && Gun
if it dosent work then
icepick || gun
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Post by venchi on Dec 9, 2016 16:47:44 GMT
I guess il join in TEL-AXE-IUS && Gun You might want to change that, only Telaxui can use weapons based on him meaning that that alchemization will do nothing |
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Post by axolotlSushi on Dec 11, 2016 2:31:18 GMT
Hello there.
Black lipstick && Gun
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telaxius
corpse party
I don't want to go onto the cart!
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Post by telaxius on Dec 11, 2016 2:43:40 GMT
Hmm, Maybe if you were to do something like TEL-AXE-IUS && [insert person here], maybe that would change the item so that both [insert person here] and I could use it?
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Post by dregflurb on Dec 11, 2016 2:57:09 GMT
I don't know if I still have an alchemization I can do, but for my next one. PROPANOIR && LIFE, just to see what happens.
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Post by redstonetam15 on Dec 11, 2016 21:10:25 GMT
Nerf Gun && Water Bottle
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Post by Guest™ on Dec 14, 2016 0:02:51 GMT
I'll join too.
Grand Grimoire(Professor Layton VS Ace Attorney) || Knitting needles.
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Post by Guest™ on Dec 14, 2016 0:04:42 GMT
((sorry for double-posting))
I cast a magic spell on Matchsticks.
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Post by Guest™ on Dec 14, 2016 14:45:29 GMT
((sorry for double-posting) I cast a magic spell on Matchsticks. XYeah, right. OFF Cartridge || Baseball Bat && Four Aces Suited |
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Post by twinfuckyou on Dec 15, 2016 4:36:58 GMT
TEL-AXE-IUS && PROPANOIR, so hopefully anyone who sells it straight, yo or has any furry in them can use it.
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Post by Con Air on Dec 17, 2016 16:38:03 GMT
CHAWERER GUSTA-V'S FANCYWORK && MIRROR-MIRROR FORCE SHIELD
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Post by KrispyKBacon on Jan 5, 2017 15:04:08 GMT
Green de la Bean && Excalibur && small subwoofer
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NothingIsOkay75
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Post by NothingIsOkay75 on Jan 22, 2017 22:27:51 GMT
Hey there, original creator here! This link here has the alchemizeable items in it, and the current legendary items! If you leave a comment on it with your username, you can also comment 1 item, and it will be added to the list of items. I will be putting the link at the beginning of every alchemation post from now on. Link here! |
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Post by Con Air on Jan 23, 2017 14:40:29 GMT
I. WANT. AN. UPDATE.
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NothingIsOkay75
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Post by NothingIsOkay75 on Jan 26, 2017 5:31:25 GMT
Crowlass && Red Hot Retractable Rapier  You create the CALIENTE CROWLASSThrough the fire and the flames, this sword is still just a crowbar with with a handle. Although now it's hot. You deal 90 damage to MATCHSTICKSFirst Aid Kit && Burn Kit && Narf Heal Shooter If this is a healing item, I will use it.  You alchemize the MEDICAL RAY SHOOTERExtremely original idea, I know. Anyway, since you said you would use it, i assume you use it on the most damaged player. Also, you can once every 6 turns "Ultra-Charge" someone. Once Ultra-Charged, both you and the chosen player are invincible to all attacks for 2 turns. If I can use the NARF HEAL SHOOTER more than once per turn I'm healing myself,MrDull and Heyitskane otherwise just myself. bunny bomb && rubbing alcohol  You mak- OH WAIT NEVERMINDIt exploded, it exploded as soon as it appeared. You deal 1 damage to YOURSELF. combine unconventional portal gun && Life &&Crude-wall plaitux  You created some COOL NEW CLOTHES for LIFEI'm sure LIFE is ecstatic about this, you even made their sword a bit cooler. LIFE gained 40 ARMOR2x8BALL LAVA LAMPDENT && ANERFME GUN you should've said that only telaxius can wield telaxius based weapons. please put it next time so we don't waste an alchemy. thanks.  You alchemized the 2x8NIME GUN
Twice the anime, twice the Nya. You deal 85 damage to MATCHSTICKS> (ANIME LOVER'S PLAITUX || CAT D11T Bulldozer) && Scalematemail  You made the SCATMAIL PLAIT11T BULLDOZERIt's a giant bulldozer, so I mean if there was some sort bull here, that would work out a lot better. You deal 90 damage to MATCHSTICKSok then I guess il join in The color Red && Gun if it dosent work then icepick || gun Hello there. Black lipstick && Gun   Because your alchemations were so incredibly similar, they deserved to be grouped together. Going for the most creative names award, you create the RED GUN and the BLACK GUNCombined, you deal 140 damage to MATCHSTICKSI don't know if I still have an alchemization I can do, but for my next one. PROPANOIR && LIFE, just to see what happens.  You alchemize JACK OF ALL TRADESWell okay then. I don't have anything else to say because coming up with stuff that has at least a small bit of comedic value is hard.It will do 90 DAMAGE each turn.  You make the WATER GUNIt seemed like a semi good idea, but in reality it's a gun, that shoots water. You deal 5 damage, once again seeing as it IS a water gun, to MATCHSTICKSI'll join too. Grand Grimoire(Professor Layton VS Ace Attorney) || Knitting needles. ((sorry for double-posting)) I cast a magic spell on Matchsticks. ((sorry for double-posting) I cast a magic spell on Matchsticks. XYeah, right. OFF Cartridge || Baseball Bat && Four Aces Suited
If this can be cleared up at another time, that would be pretty cool, but for now, I'll just leave it out.TEL-AXE-IUS && PROPANOIR, so hopefully anyone who sells it straight, yo or has any furry in them can use it.  You created PROPAXIUS Not exactly what you expected, but I'd bet even better. Basically a mirror to Telaxius, it will do exactly as much damage as them to the same enemy as them! CHAWERER GUSTA-V'S FANCYWORK && MIRROR-MIRROR FORCE SHIELD  You alchemized CAPTAIN YUGI'S FANCYWORKAlthough it is giant and extremely impractical, you still manage to use this OP WEAPON well. You mirror MATCHSTICK'S attack right back at them, decimating them! Green de la Bean && Excalibur && small subwoofer You made th- ERroR
ERROR 742- NEITHER ITEM FOUND IN ANY INVENTORY
ZZt MATCHSTICKS: Boom- dedNEXT ROUND!DIE: 2000 HP
CROWBAR: 2000 HP
STITCH: 2000 HP
SAWBUCK: 2000 HP-------------------------------------HeyItsKane: 190 HPThankingSailor: 240 HP(BURN)Tricklejest: 220 HP(BURN)Venchi: 169 HP(BURN)HyperagressiveAgent: 260 HPConair: 190 HPRedeadITA: 300 HP
Telaxis: 175 HP(BURN)SOTMD: 230 HPJoeBob: 330 HP(BURN)MrDull: 170HP(BURN)TwinFuckYou: 250 HPDregflurb: 240 HPRedstonetam15: 250 HPMMPH2: 50 HPLIFE: 170 HP (BURN)DEATH: 90 HPPROPANOIR: ded (EXPLOSION BY BURN)
JACK: 100
PROPAXIUS: 100
As one last thing for this revival, i want to say that a lot of people in the spreadsheet are putting items that are either already available or are previous alchemations.
That spot is supposed to be for new items that you think should be added to the list of available items to alchemize, so if you would like to change your submission, you can go ahead and click THIS LINK to change it. |
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