telaxius
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Post by telaxius on Nov 13, 2016 19:53:47 GMT
> Place the Cruxtruder in front of the closet.
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NothingIsOkay75
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Post by NothingIsOkay75 on Nov 13, 2016 19:53:49 GMT
>Place those weird thingys down.
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Post by heyitskane on Nov 13, 2016 20:09:54 GMT
>Just inspect those icons at the top. Your co-player is a huge fun-sponge. You decide to check out some of the other menus before you do anything hasty. This is the Grist Cache. From what you can gather from the menu, grist is something that can be gathered. Perhaps more impresive in-game feats give rewards of more grists and rarer grists. You can't figure out what they are used for. Perhaps further prodding around with the game will solve that mystery.
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telaxius
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Post by telaxius on Nov 13, 2016 20:18:54 GMT
> Place the Cruxtruder in front of the closet. >Place those weird thingys down.
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Post by heyitskane on Nov 13, 2016 20:20:05 GMT
> Place the Cruxtruder in front of the closet. TG: Ok, care to explain what this huge thing you put in front of my closet is?NC: According to the game's menu, it's called a Cruxtruder.NC: You should try messing with it.NC: Now if you'll excuse me, I have some more huge-ass machines to stick in your house. It doesn't look like I can fit them all in your room.TG: Hold on what?!nonexistantClarivoyant ceased pestering temporallyGifted at 6:25 PM
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telaxius
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Post by telaxius on Nov 13, 2016 20:21:23 GMT
> Ugh! He makes you so mad! Stomp on the top of the cruxtruder to let out your anger!
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Post by heyitskane on Nov 13, 2016 20:30:49 GMT
> Ugh! He makes you so mad! Stomp on the top of the cruxtruder to let out your anger! You do that. You then take the time to have exactly two thoughts. 1. You are fairly certain that the friend on the other end of the cursor is a she 2. holyshitohmygodwhatthefuckisthatitslikeahugeglowingballoffuck!
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NothingIsOkay75
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Post by NothingIsOkay75 on Nov 13, 2016 20:37:23 GMT
Quick throw something at it, like your cards or labtop!
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telaxius
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Post by telaxius on Nov 13, 2016 20:55:53 GMT
Quick throw something at it, like your cards or labtop! The posters would do nicely.
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Post by heyitskane on Nov 13, 2016 21:42:33 GMT
Before you get the chance to do much of anything, this guy shows up. FTG: Don't throw books at that thing! CTG: Hold on, who are you?! FTG: I'm a future version of you. CTG: Ok. Why are you here? FTG: Because you throw a certain book at that thing and it results in most of our friends dying horrible deaths. CTG: So you're here to stop that. FTG: Yep! CTG: Ok, but how are you here? FTG: I rode in on the meteor thats going to hit in a few minutes and traveled back in time right before impact. CTG: Wait, meteors! FTG: Yes. FTG: Fucking meteors. CTG: Ok, seeing as this game can alter reality appearantly, do the meteors have anything to do with this game. FTG: Actually, they have absolutely everything to do with this game. CTG: Ok. Anyways, what do I do with the giant glowing ball of shit here? FTG: Oh, the kernelsprite? I've got just the thing for that.
FTG> Throw your stuffed penguin FTG: Alley-oop
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Post by NothingIsOkay75 on Nov 13, 2016 21:46:09 GMT
FTG>Time travel the f**k outta there CTG>Process what just happened
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Post by heyitskane on Nov 13, 2016 21:52:54 GMT
FTG>Time travel the f**k outta there CTG>Process what just happened FTG: Alright, see you in a few minutes. CTG: Wait what...Your attempts to process what just happened are interrupted by the several loud thuds coming from the kitchen.
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Post by SinkingSailor on Nov 13, 2016 21:58:00 GMT
>investigate.
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Post by heyitskane on Nov 13, 2016 22:05:12 GMT
You quickly run over to the kitchen to find that two more huge machines have been deployed into your home.
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telaxius
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Post by telaxius on Nov 13, 2016 22:10:43 GMT
> Interrogate your server on what the fuck these things are.
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Post by heyitskane on Nov 13, 2016 22:30:08 GMT
> Interrogate your server on what the fuck these things are. You run back to your room and start pestering your client player TG: Ok, what's the stuff you put in my kitchen?NC: The big platform-looking machine is called the alchemiter. The other one is called the Totem Lathe. Now stand still, I'm sending you one last item.NC: I've taken the time to read little bit of the way through a walkthroughNC: You need to take the Pre-punched card to the Totem Lathe. Make sure you also have some cruxite.TG: Some what?NC: You can get it out of the cruxtruder.TG: Oh ok.NC: Anyways, then you take the result of using the Totem Lathe and bring it to the alchemiter. I have no idea what happens after that. Good luck!nonexistantClarivoyant Ceased pestering temporallyGifted at 6:45 PM
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Post by SinkingSailor on Nov 13, 2016 22:40:12 GMT
>Turn wheel
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telaxius
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Post by telaxius on Nov 13, 2016 22:48:46 GMT
> Put the card in the totem lathe upside down.
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Post by digiornospizza on Nov 13, 2016 23:29:32 GMT
heir of time: let things happen without directly affecting things, and miraculously survive do to being an heir of time.
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Post by TrickleJest on Nov 14, 2016 4:18:33 GMT
> Contemplate having time powers
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Post by heyitskane on Nov 14, 2016 23:42:48 GMT
You pocket the card and turn the wheel. You gather what is presumably ONE Cruxite Dowel.
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telaxius
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Post by telaxius on Nov 14, 2016 23:46:29 GMT
> Wait, she say to put the card in bottom up, or bottom down? Eh, screw it let's just try both.
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Post by digiornospizza on Nov 15, 2016 0:57:02 GMT
Look into the cruxtruder and find out where the dowels are coming from.
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Post by heyitskane on Nov 15, 2016 23:38:09 GMT
> Put the card in the totem lathe upside down. Considering future-you's warning of impending meteors, you decide not to lollygag with the machines and put the dowel in the lathe, and stick in the punched card. You get one Carved totem.
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Post by SinkingSailor on Nov 15, 2016 23:38:42 GMT
put on alchemiter stand
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