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Post by heyitskane on Jan 16, 2017 3:41:00 GMT
>Elsewhere entirely in Paradox Space...
: Are you sure this will work? : I'm absolutely positive : Well if you're so sure, hurry up and start it already! : We just need her to establish the connection and we're golden.
A group of four aliens sit on a platform, and having already discovered that there is no timeline in which their session of SBLOK is successful, they decide to try and join a completely different session. They have recently discovered a group of players from a species known as humans which have a good chance of winning their game. Their names are Alfroth Dalf, Illanol Kron, Sennilf Deun, and Calgoph Seun. What will they do?
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foodman
Gadabout Pipsqueak
Shapeshifter,among other things......
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Post by foodman on Jan 17, 2017 1:03:18 GMT
> Attempt to enter Sburb via laptop, clarrification,literally jump into the laptop
> Monologue on why your species has horns and a single eye.
> Exposit on how long it took you too find out that you were doomed to failure.
> Where are you?
(I try to diversify)
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Post by heyitskane on Jan 20, 2017 0:47:53 GMT
> Attempt to enter Sburb via laptop, clarrification,literally jump into the laptop > Monologue on why your species has horns and a single eye. > Exposit on how long it took you too find out that you were doomed to failure. > Where are you? (I try to diversify) woah woah one at a time
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foodman
Gadabout Pipsqueak
Shapeshifter,among other things......
Posts: 123
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Post by foodman on Jan 20, 2017 2:26:05 GMT
> Attempt to enter Sburb via laptop, clarrification,literally jump into the laptop > Monologue on why your species has horns and a single eye. > Exposit on how long it took you too find out that you were doomed to failure. > Where are you? (I try to diversify) woah woah one at a time it was a case of you get to pixk one of these not that i was actually useing ALL of thoes commands, if i submit more then one im providing options (:
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Post by heyitskane on Jan 20, 2017 22:49:00 GMT
>Where are you?
You are on the Land of Cathedrals and Warfare, in the home of your friend Illanol. To get even broader, you are in your session's incipisphere, the very same session which you couldn't win because there is supposedly no timeline where you finish your frog and make a new universe. The journey that brought you all up to this point was long, tedious, and extremely interesting, and you would absolutely hate to be someone who heard about it but never got to see it, because that would be just cruel. Either way, that doesn't matter. What does matter is that you are about to join a completely different session. One where you are most likely going to succeed. Your team has already prepared by captchaloguing as much stuff as they could find. All you need to do is connect to this human and you're all set.
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Post by Pulsar on Jan 21, 2017 0:31:18 GMT
>Accidentally kick the computer off the balcony >Aliens: Have a fist fight over it
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Post by njorunn on Jan 25, 2017 4:48:20 GMT
>Accidentally kick the computer off the balcony >Aliens: Have a fist fight over it >After kicking it off the balcony, accidently kick someone else off the balcony too.
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Post by heyitskane on Jan 30, 2017 15:31:22 GMT
>Accidentally kick the computer off the balcony >Aliens: Have a fist fight over it Alfroth: Shit Illanol: Stop freezing my hand when I'm trying to punch you!
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Post by Con Air on Feb 6, 2017 2:54:24 GMT
Percy: Alchemise "bttydfamm" Percy: Jump in magma.
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Post by heyitskane on Feb 10, 2017 21:16:19 GMT
Percy: Alchemise "bttydfamm" Percy: Jump in magma. you can not be percy because you are too busy being these aliens
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Post by Con Air on Feb 11, 2017 1:48:35 GMT
> heyitskane: Switch to percy or else I'll take off your skin and make you roll around in salt.
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telaxius
corpse party
I don't want to go onto the cart!
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Post by telaxius on Feb 11, 2017 3:41:01 GMT
> heyitskane: Switch to percy or else I'll take off your skin and make you roll around in salt. Uh, what? I'm not sure what you're trying to do with that. Are you trying to edit my post?
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Post by heyitskane on Feb 12, 2017 16:30:49 GMT
> heyitskane: Switch to percy or else I'll take off your skin and make you roll around in salt. Well now that's just rude.
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Post by TrickleJest on Feb 12, 2017 17:36:12 GMT
>Trickle: Get back to Sburbventure (wow i was gone for a while)
Aaaaaanyway...
>Trolls: Introduce selves
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Post by heyitskane on Feb 12, 2017 18:46:20 GMT
>Trolls: Introduce selves The thing is, the Cyclopses have already been introduced, named, and they've began having themselves a round of magic-boosted boxing. The only thing left to do is make them do things.
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Post by eerr on Feb 12, 2017 20:19:20 GMT
>Sumo wrestling, obviously.
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Post by TrickleJest on Feb 13, 2017 7:59:43 GMT
> Eat thyme
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Post by heyitskane on Feb 16, 2017 21:19:13 GMT
You are now the heir of thyme time Snake: Greetings legendary hero of timePercy: SupSnake: I have been waiting for you to arrive here for my whole life, and you have been waited for for generations before thatPercy: Oh. Well I guess i'm really late thenSnake: You are a time traveler, there is no such thing as late for you. You have arrived precisely when you were meant to.Percy: Alright, I guess that makes sense.Percy: So, why exactly have you been waiting for me?Snake: Follow me and I will explain>Percy: Follow the snake into the caveSnake: This is the chamber of seasons. Back in the days of old, there used to be a blade in that slot in the middle.Snake: But exactly one century ago, it was stolen.Snake: This blade was no ordinary blade, but rather, it was enchanted by a powerful wizard and had almost complete power over the flow of time.Snake: The blade was to be placed in the slot, and while it was there the seasons would change.Snake: Our people have been trapped in a century long winter and we will soon starve.Snake: Most of our food came from the golden kingdom prospit, but it has been at war with the violet kingdom of Derse for some time now.Percy: Oh wow that sounds pretty bad.Snake: It is! Please help our people by finding the sword and melting the snow.Percy: Alright, but i have no idea where to start.Snake: There is a passage on the other side of this chamber, it will take you to a nearby village. There is someone there who has asked me to send you their way when you arrived.Percy: Ok then. Bye!Snake: Godspeed hero!
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venchi
Rungjumpin' Ragamuffin
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Post by venchi on Feb 18, 2017 8:31:17 GMT
Examine the slot before leaving
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Post by heyitskane on Feb 25, 2017 17:07:56 GMT
Examine the slot before leaving You put your hand out towards the slot and the energy seems to flow around it, curling around your hand. You get a tingly feeling.
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Post by heyitskane on Feb 26, 2017 21:23:00 GMT
>Alfroth: Teleport the laptop back up Alfroth: Ok that was easy enough.Alfroth: And there was NO NEED TO PUNCH ME!Illanol: Sorry, ok.Alfroth: Know what, whatever. Let's just connect with this human.>Alfroth: Connect with this human You successfully connect with the human and are greeted with a familiar menu. Its time to start putting down machines.
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venchi
Rungjumpin' Ragamuffin
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Post by venchi on Feb 28, 2017 8:01:18 GMT
Put the punch designix in front of her closet
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Post by heyitskane on Mar 1, 2017 22:40:45 GMT
Put the punch designix in front of her closet You decide to place the punch designix and the cruxtruder down in her room. You also put the Totem Lathe in this other room.
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NothingIsOkay75
Planet Healer
Homestuck 2? More like Homestuck POO amirite? Please bring back this forum
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Post by NothingIsOkay75 on Mar 2, 2017 3:28:37 GMT
>Judy: Do the sburby thing
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Post by heyitskane on Mar 4, 2017 0:21:38 GMT
>Judy: Do the sburby thing You now start doing what your friend began doing an hour ago >Minutes in the future But not many, a girl completes the same things that her friend did several hours ago. Judy: Go outside You appear on the Land of Isles and Inversion
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