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Post by L on Dec 21, 2016 17:35:48 GMT
>Reading Railroad: Derail in a tragic accident, destroying part of Oriental Avenue.
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Post by HypergressiveAgent on Dec 21, 2016 18:29:29 GMT
>Bishop: Advance towards abandoned chessboard. How did it come to be here? is is a true miracle? Canonically, it doesn't look like it belongs here, and as a bishop, it is your dearest hope to one day be CANONIZED. You know quite a bit on the subject, to say the least. (perform check on outcome of Bishop's PONDER EVENT, taking into account rolls and bonuses from int and faith)
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Post by Actually Ed on Dec 22, 2016 6:10:59 GMT
>Grammar Nazis: Eat the light bulb for extra illumination.
As much as they wish, Nazis still can't fly. >Snake: Slither forward onto the next brown space. Roll for a discount with your snake charisma, and buy that sucker. Once you buy both of the brown spaces, you'll be able to buy houses!.
Critical barter! Not that it matters, seas don't exactly have brains. 20M has been taken off Baltic Avenue, and the author has made yet another error that will be fixed in a future panel. Snake: 1412M >Person: Attempt to purchase all property and establish a monopoly in the name of humankind
Unfortunately, person doesn't know seascript or morse code. Not that the Mediterranean would give up this property so easily now. >Reading Railroad: Derail in a tragic accident, destroying part of Oriental Avenue.
This is why you don't leave pennies on the tracks, kids. >Bishop: Advance towards abandoned chessboard. How did it come to be here? is is a true miracle? Canonically, it doesn't look like it belongs here, and as a bishop, it is your dearest hope to one day be CANONIZED. You know quite a bit on the subject, to say the least. (perform check on outcome of Bishop's PONDER EVENT, taking into account rolls and bonuses from int and faith)
Of course! Bishop's memories are all flooding back! The weird ghost! The portal pottys! The gray frog! This must have been the result of the giant portal potty hitting the anti-pawns center, if that makes any sense at all. Geez, Bishop wonder why they remember all this, and why the author was too lazy to keep updating it!
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woodlandbaton94
Pesky Urchin
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Post by woodlandbaton94 on Dec 22, 2016 7:03:07 GMT
>Person: Try to grab as much property as you can while no one else is looking!!
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Post by L on Dec 22, 2016 7:04:26 GMT
> Wizard Cat: Begin construction of Wizard Cat Tower
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Post by heyitskane on Dec 22, 2016 22:25:57 GMT
Black kingdom: Disperse throughout monopoly land, claiming properties as you go
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Post by HypergressiveAgent on Dec 24, 2016 0:33:27 GMT
>Bishop: roll for movement, heading towards the remains of your old stomping grounds. It feels like it was a life time ago when your game of CHESS started..
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telaxius
corpse party
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Post by telaxius on Dec 24, 2016 0:51:16 GMT
> Grey Frog: Appear.
> Snake: Buy some houses. Get the money!
> Snake: Hiss at human for attempting to get your property.
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Your shit is wrecked
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Post by randomwriter on Dec 24, 2016 1:16:37 GMT
>Spades Slick, enter as the wagon piece.
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Post by Actually Ed on Dec 24, 2016 6:15:32 GMT
>Person: Try to grab as much property as you can while no one else is looking!!
I don't think the sea will be happy about that. >Wizard Cat: Begin construction of Wizard Cat Tower
Jeff magics up some bricks and waits for his MP to recharge. >Black kingdom: Disperse throughout monopoly land, claiming properties as you go
Unfortunately/Fortunately the chess pieces are stuck in their own dimension, at least not without some portal potty shenanigans. >Bishop: roll for movement, heading towards the remains of your old stomping grounds. It feels like it was a life time ago when your game of CHESS started..
Bishop rolls an 8, and- It looks like the space in completely impassible. >Grey Frog: Appear.
Surprise, the grey frog was sleeping the whole time! The grey frog is always here. >Snake: Buy some houses. Get the money!
Snake coughs up some M, quite literally, and buys 3 houses. Snake: 1112M >Spades Slick, enter as the wagon piece.
Hey look, this comic is a crossover now!
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Post by HypergressiveAgent on Dec 24, 2016 6:53:01 GMT
>Bishop:use your innate bishop ability to move DIAGONALLY past the free parking space; this is a 3-D world, but you have done it before, you remember it now. there are entirely too many shenanigans already; you must reach the next community chest and hope there is something within that can aid you. you have to finish the mission and end this madness.
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Post by L on Dec 24, 2016 7:03:28 GMT
>Water Works: Spontaneously transform into the new FAUCET piece and become a new player.
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telaxius
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Post by telaxius on Dec 25, 2016 6:27:22 GMT
> Snake: Yell at players who haven't moved from the start piece to get a move on! Roll Persuasion!
> Snake: Continue forwards!
> Grey Frog: Fondly regard when you were first created.
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Post by heyitskane on Dec 25, 2016 13:39:25 GMT
>Portal potties: appear pretty much everywhere
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Post by randomwriter on Dec 25, 2016 19:01:01 GMT
>Spades, don't take none of that snake's persuasion! You'll move when you're-
>Oh, you already moved. Woo.
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Post by HypergressiveAgent on Dec 25, 2016 22:32:10 GMT
>Grammer Nazis: deploy the spelling SPEC OPS team to retroactively fix the authors spelling errors >Graamer Allied forces: send relief squad to help clean up the tragedy at Oriental avenue, and begin repairs to the railroad. Reading is critical to FREEDOM
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Post by jondanger23 on Dec 26, 2016 0:55:20 GMT
> Water Works: Explode and flood the entire board.
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Post by SinkingSailor on Dec 26, 2016 6:11:35 GMT
Player 5: appear and become and walking eraser. their name will be eraser.
Eraser: Roll for removability.
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Post by Da dude on Dec 26, 2016 12:08:16 GMT
>Jeff: Reveal true identityCatnap to restore MP instantly
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Post by Alchemized Duckwhopper on Dec 26, 2016 13:56:45 GMT
>MS: Try the door to ensure imprisonment
>Punch Board in erratic rage
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Post by Poligrizolph on Dec 27, 2016 1:36:12 GMT
> Grammar Nazis: Call in the Grammar Luftwaffe.
> Grammar P.1500 Monster: Enter the game.
> Grammar P.1500 Monster: Crush the game.
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Post by twinfuckyou on Dec 27, 2016 4:42:59 GMT
MS: become relevant again
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Post by Actually Ed on Dec 30, 2016 7:30:12 GMT
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telaxius
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Post by telaxius on Dec 30, 2016 8:02:50 GMT
> Snake: Move foward.
I think I remember being the one who suggested the ">Grey Frog: Appear. Just watch, do not intervene.".
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Post by L on Dec 30, 2016 9:19:17 GMT
>Jeff: Use some of your MP to pull the dream cat onto the game board to act as your thrall.
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