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Post by thenumberone on Dec 17, 2016 5:08:29 GMT
> Yodel, maybe somebody will hear you.
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Post by Freesk on Dec 17, 2016 5:17:37 GMT
> Yodel, maybe somebody will hear you. You yodel aloud. Were you a yodeler before all this?
Because it sounds utterly amazing.
Though, if anyone heard you, they're keeping quiet.
Maybe watching you silently.
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Post by Sharkalien on Dec 17, 2016 6:51:30 GMT
>Maybe they're underground. Excavate hole for further investigation
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Post by Freesk on Dec 17, 2016 7:13:23 GMT
>Maybe they're underground. Excavate hole for further investigation Upon excavating the hole somewhat, you spot... corn!
It has a little hole/crack in it. Seems it's been tampered with? |
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Post by Sharkalien on Dec 17, 2016 7:19:49 GMT
>Break it open
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Post by Freesk on Dec 17, 2016 7:30:35 GMT
It's a small dagger!
Some sicko must be hiding blades in vegetables like Halloween candies. |
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Post by dat boi on Dec 17, 2016 21:47:59 GMT
>stab the clown picture, actually. that seems like it would work better. and then look in the hole again to see if you can fit through
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Post by Freesk on Dec 17, 2016 22:36:17 GMT
>stab the clown picture, actually. that seems like it would work better. and then look in the hole again to see if you can fit through   You take the clown picture out of the box and prepare for stabbing.
A dark liquid spurts out as the knife is plunged into the portrait.
This disturbs you, to say the least.
As for the hole...
Your head is way too LARGE and BULBOUS to fit into it. |
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Post by kumi on Dec 17, 2016 23:19:43 GMT
>Look at the hat over there. Put it on, maybe?
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Post by Freesk on Dec 18, 2016 0:31:21 GMT
>Look at the hat over there. Put it on, maybe?  You take a gander at the dusty old hat over there.
It has been donned upon your head.
This feels right.
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Post by kumi on Dec 18, 2016 0:36:52 GMT
>pose.
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Post by Freesk on Dec 18, 2016 0:45:58 GMT
You strike a pose with your new hat.
You feel posh!
Your TASTE goes up. |
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Post by kumi on Dec 18, 2016 0:51:44 GMT
>Go try to make the hole bigger until you can fit through it.
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Post by Freesk on Dec 18, 2016 1:01:18 GMT
>Go try to make the hole bigger until you can fit through it.  You dig in the dirt and you dig in it fast.
Soon enough, it's able to accommodate your figure. |
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Post by TraDRiller on Dec 18, 2016 2:02:42 GMT
try drilling your head into the hole, BE ONE WITH THE DRILL!
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Post by telaxius on Dec 18, 2016 2:06:31 GMT
> Sharpen the candy cane with the knife.
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Post by Freesk on Dec 18, 2016 2:27:20 GMT
try drilling your head into the hole, BE ONE WITH THE DRILL!  You become one with the drill.> Sharpen the candy cane with the knife.
 The stubborn candy cane is no match for your sharp blade!
The end has been sharpened into a pointy spike. |
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Post by Sharkalien on Dec 18, 2016 2:47:59 GMT
>Hop down the hole
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Post by Freesk on Dec 18, 2016 3:06:38 GMT
 Cannonball!
Oh.
The hole isn't very deep.
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Post by Sharkalien on Dec 18, 2016 3:15:10 GMT
>Shank the door in anger
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Post by Freesk on Dec 18, 2016 3:19:56 GMT
 Which door, and which shank do you use?
Because you're pretty frustrated, and some shaking is in order. |
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Post by Sharkalien on Dec 18, 2016 3:36:36 GMT
>The locked door with the candy cane. NOW who has a large keyhole??!!
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Post by Freesk on Dec 18, 2016 3:52:43 GMT
>The locked door with the candy cane. NOW who has a large keyhole??!! Even with the sharpened end, the candy cane is no match for the door.
Your frustration is steadily increasing.
You hate this door. |
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Post by thetracedrill on Dec 18, 2016 3:59:35 GMT
try to gently reason with the door and or lock
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Post by Freesk on Dec 18, 2016 4:10:56 GMT
try to gently reason with the door and or lock You try to reason with the door, perchance that it opens or engages in a meaningful conversation.
The door isn't talking. |
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