Freesk
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Post by Freesk on Dec 18, 2016 21:11:00 GMT
>tell him you're sorry for being a jerk, and that his name is very cute. and his glasses are nice. screw all these other command people, they're mean. You apologize for your rudeness and apply some compliments to compensate.
He accepts your apology, and goes on to say that his glasses are actually NOVELTY NIGHT-VISION GOGGLES that kind-of sorta work. |
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Post by kumi on Dec 18, 2016 22:44:55 GMT
>Ask if it's hard to see in the light with night vision goggles.
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Freesk
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Post by Freesk on Dec 18, 2016 23:00:50 GMT
>Ask if it's hard to see in the light with night vision goggles. You ask him if it's hard to see with the glasses on.
He says not really, though everything's a little warped and in a weird color. |
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Post by Poligrizolph on Dec 18, 2016 23:11:52 GMT
> Ask him what happened to the clown.
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Freesk
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Post by Freesk on Dec 18, 2016 23:31:22 GMT
> Ask him what happened to the clown. He says he doesn't know...
It was just staring at him for a while.
Then, suddenly, his head turned upside-down.
It went back to normal for a little bit, but then a stab wound just appeared in the middle of his face and he fell over, bleeding. |
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Post by Poligrizolph on Dec 18, 2016 23:37:40 GMT
> Pokerface.
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Freesk
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Post by Freesk on Dec 18, 2016 23:41:58 GMT
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Post by kumi on Dec 18, 2016 23:44:51 GMT
>Accept fact that nothing is ok.
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Freesk
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Post by Freesk on Dec 18, 2016 23:54:46 GMT
>Accept fact that nothing is ok. Acceptance is half the battle, or at least a pretty big part of it.
You're just going to have to come to terms that you pretty much don't remember anything, and you're seemingly stuck here. At least, for now.
If only you could find a darned key. |
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Post by kumi on Dec 19, 2016 0:02:06 GMT
>ask Wesley if he remembers anything?
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Post by Poligrizolph on Dec 19, 2016 0:02:35 GMT
> Ask Wesley if he's seen a key.
> Search the body.
> Examine the room.
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Freesk
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Post by Freesk on Dec 19, 2016 0:22:31 GMT
> Ask Wesley if he's seen a key. > Search the body. > Examine the room. You ask Wesley if he's seen a key anywhere.
It doesn't seem like it.
However, upon searching the clown body, you find a key!
The clown room is now empty, minus the clown, and this room is just how you left it, with the empty box, bloodied clown painting, and two big holes.
The door with the lock is also the same as it's ever been. |
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Post by Poligrizolph on Dec 19, 2016 0:24:15 GMT
> Use key on door.
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Post by Freesk on Dec 19, 2016 0:30:19 GMT
Click!
You've finally bested the door.
The key works like a charm. |
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Post by Poligrizolph on Dec 19, 2016 0:33:11 GMT
> Encounter Ben Stiller bust.
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Freesk
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Post by Freesk on Dec 19, 2016 0:40:16 GMT
> Encounter Ben Stiller bust. Wrong webcomic, genius. |
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Freesk
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Post by Freesk on Dec 19, 2016 0:56:57 GMT
>ask Wesley if he remembers anything? Wesley belatedly responds that no, he barely remembers anything other than relatively insignificant details, like his goggles and name.
Sorry, he spaced out a bit there. |
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Post by kumi on Dec 19, 2016 0:57:12 GMT
>open door and step through, duh.
>Wesley: follow behind.
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Post by Freesk on Dec 19, 2016 1:01:57 GMT
>open door and step through, duh. >Wesley: follow behind. You both make your way into the next room. |
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Post by vestigialBirdwatcher on Dec 19, 2016 1:24:38 GMT
>Tell Wesley that from now on he's the smart one, and you'd like it if he went ahead and solved whatever puzzle was going on in this room.
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Post by Poligrizolph on Dec 19, 2016 1:29:04 GMT
> Ignore the clown painting. Ignore it as hard as you can.
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Freesk
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Post by Freesk on Dec 19, 2016 1:46:50 GMT
>Tell Wesley that from now on he's the smart one, and you'd like it if he went ahead and solved whatever puzzle was going on in this room.  You tell Wesley that he's the smart one, and he should solve this puzzle.
Wesley says just because he wears glasses, it doesn't mean he's any smarter than you are, unfortunately.
> Ignore the clown painting. Ignore it as hard as you can.  You ignore the clown painting as hard as you can.
Ahem, you mean...
W-What clown painting? |
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Post by kumi on Dec 19, 2016 1:49:47 GMT
>Examine the room. Press BOTH THE BUTTONS!!
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Post by Sharkalien on Dec 19, 2016 2:24:04 GMT
>Realize there's some Twilight Zone bullshit going on and that you're nothing but a fleeting moment of entertainment for people in another dimension
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Freesk
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Post by Freesk on Dec 19, 2016 2:45:08 GMT
>Examine the room. Press BOTH THE BUTTONS!! The room has two doors, one of which you came in from. (The one with the lock.)
There's a rug, a steel panel, and a vent/grate on the floor.
On the wall is another steel plate, and two buttons.
The door without a lock is also steel, and has a small slot in it.
There's a banana hanging from the ceiling.
Pressing the first button makes the wall panel slide up.
A small cubby-esque alcove is revealed.
The second button makes the ceiling of the alcove come slamming down.
>Realize there's some Twilight Zone bullshit going on and that you're nothing but a fleeting moment of entertainment for people in another dimension
You have an existential crisis. |
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