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Post by Pulsar on Dec 30, 2016 8:12:08 GMT
>Offer death a bowl of cereal.
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Post by bitesizebird on Dec 30, 2016 9:28:42 GMT
>Offer death a bowl of cereal.  You offer Death to have your half-eaten bowl of cereal still lying in the kitchen. Death says neither he nor you can touch anything while in your non-corporeal form, but he will take you on that offer once you reach the afterlife. You ask how you were able to run up the stairs if you can't touch anything. Death says not to think about it too much. Before you have the chance to think about it, Death says for you to follow him.  You follow Death down the stairs where he seems to have parked his ride right in the middle of your house. He asks you to get in. |
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Post by Pulsar on Dec 30, 2016 12:39:53 GMT
>Realize you have a date with Death in more ways than one.
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Post by Random Encounter on Dec 30, 2016 16:53:54 GMT
>Say goodbye to the world one last time.
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Post by bitesizebird on Dec 30, 2016 17:11:54 GMT
>Realize you have a date with Death in more ways than one.  Following Death to what appears to be his sleigh, you tell Death your half-amusing pun about having a date with him. Death does not seem to be impressed. He says that you should become a comedian. You say that sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. Death says that he wasn't being sarcastic. The afterlife could always do with more comedians. |
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Post by bitesizebird on Dec 30, 2016 17:30:20 GMT
>Say goodbye to the world one last time.    Goodbye, home. You let Death know you are ready to leave. |
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Post by Random Encounter on Dec 30, 2016 18:16:07 GMT
>ask to drive the death mobile.
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Post by bitesizebird on Dec 30, 2016 18:33:02 GMT
>ask to drive the death mobile.  You ask Death if you can drive his sleigh. He tells you that even if he did allow you to drive, you wouldn't even know where to begin. This ain't no stick-shift. He powers up the sleigh. |
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Post by bitesizebird on Dec 30, 2016 18:41:56 GMT
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Post by Sharkalien on Dec 30, 2016 18:47:40 GMT
>What's it like
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Post by eerr on Dec 30, 2016 19:33:06 GMT
How many dead people are there?
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Post by Sharkalien on Dec 30, 2016 19:40:22 GMT
>Are aliens real
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Post by Radical Dude 42 on Dec 30, 2016 20:00:20 GMT
>Are sharks real
>Ask if Death has invisible reindeer that pull the sleigh around.
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Post by bitesizebird on Dec 30, 2016 20:49:28 GMT
How many dead people are there?  You first ask Death what the afterlife is like. Death answers that it is very similar to the living world: get a job; level up; earn money; gain perks. Everything you have already experienced. How many dead people, you ask? A lot. Every person who has ever died, in fact. The number only goes down if someones loses in a Duel. Otherwise, you're immortal. You ask what a Duel is. Oh, do they call them something different from where you're from? You know, battle, strife, fisticuffs, what have you. You ask if aliens are real. Death says that they sure are. They come to the afterlife just like any other intelligent life form. So, no animals? No. No animals. Eating is not necessary, but food is available to eat for pleasure. |
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Post by Random Encounter on Dec 30, 2016 21:12:11 GMT
>Ask, "Are we there, yet?"
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Post by bitesizebird on Dec 30, 2016 21:23:30 GMT
>Ask if Death has invisible reindeer that pull the sleigh around.  Death says that's a silly question and you're very silly for even suggesting it. |
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Post by bitesizebird on Dec 30, 2016 21:37:45 GMT
>Ask, "Are we there, yet?" No. >Ask, "Are we there, yet?"  No. >Ask, "Are we there, yet?"  No. |
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commandercello
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What's the deal with MSPFAs?
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Post by commandercello on Dec 30, 2016 21:51:22 GMT
Is afterlife more like the Christian depiction of Heaven or the Christian depiction of Hell?
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Post by Radical Dude 42 on Dec 30, 2016 21:59:09 GMT
>Check for any sweets in Death's hood. Maybe he carries around candy corn, like a normal citizen.
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Post by telaxius on Dec 30, 2016 22:08:32 GMT
> Look for a seatbelt.
> If there isn't a seatbelt, loudly say "Why isn't there a seatbelt?".
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Post by eerr on Dec 30, 2016 22:13:52 GMT
>Where does everybody live?
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Post by bitesizebird on Dec 30, 2016 22:16:06 GMT
>Check for any sweets in Death's hood. Maybe he carries around candy corn, like a normal citizen.  You find a single, wrapped lollipop in Death's hood, being preserved for an emergency. Looks like some kind of raspberry flavour. |
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Post by bitesizebird on Dec 30, 2016 22:28:18 GMT
Is afterlife more like the Christian depiction of Heaven or the Christian depiction of Hell?  See for yourself. |
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Post by bitesizebird on Dec 30, 2016 22:40:47 GMT
 After that awkward transition, you arrive in the afterlife and step out of the sleigh. As you do so, a halo appears above your head. Death says that they have to sign you up before you're officially inducted into the afterlife. It'll only take a few minutes, he reassures you. You say okay, but that you still have a few questions. |
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Post by bitesizebird on Dec 30, 2016 22:48:30 GMT
> Look for a seatbelt. > If there isn't a seatbelt, loudly say "Why isn't there a seatbelt?".  You look inside the sleigh to find that there are, indeed, no seatbelts! Ridiculous! Someone could get hurt. You loudly say why aren't there any seatbelts. Death says you don't need them. You ask what if someone fell off the sleigh. If someone is stupid enough to fall off the sleigh while travelling through dimensions, they don't deserve to be in the afterlife, he says. You say that's really harsh. Tough, he responds. |
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