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Post by bitesizebird on Dec 30, 2016 22:58:38 GMT
>Where does everybody live?  You ask where everybody lives. In their homes, Death says bluntly. You should have guessed that. You ask him to go into more detail. Where are their homes? There are apartment buildings, millions of stories tall to accommodate all of the dead, he says. You'll get your room number once you're inducted. |
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Post by eerr on Dec 30, 2016 23:09:55 GMT
>Are some of these people trapped? Do they have weapons that can open doors?
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Post by Alchemized Duckwhopper on Dec 31, 2016 7:10:40 GMT
>Try to take the halo
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Post by bitesizebird on Dec 31, 2016 12:26:25 GMT
>Are some of these people trapped? Do they have weapons that can open doors?  As you enter the building, you ask if these people are trapped inside their apartments. Death snorts. He mumbles something about he wished that was the case. He explains that your apartment is your apartment. You're free to leave whenever you wish. |
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Post by bitesizebird on Dec 31, 2016 12:41:39 GMT
 The people in the queue turn to leave before what appears to be another Death gives you an enthusiastic hello. Your Death sighs deeply. He asks what do you want? The other Death was just wondering how your day is going. Your Death says it's been going just swell, a noticeable sarcastic tone in his voice that the other Death doesn't seem to pick up on. Other Death says you've been behind on your reaping of souls recently. Your Death says that, yeah, he knows, and that this conversation is helping with that. The other Death apologises profusely and let's you get on with it. He leaves with his green companion. |
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Post by bitesizebird on Dec 31, 2016 14:10:54 GMT
 You try and reach for the halo but it escapes your grasp. It wants nothing to do with your grubby mitts. Death says not to keep the receptionist waiting. |
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Post by Sharkalien on Jan 1, 2017 12:57:39 GMT
>Flirt with the receptionist
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Post by bitesizebird on Jan 1, 2017 17:09:54 GMT
>Flirt with the receptionist  The receptionist asks for you name and date of death. Fancyhat Jones. 29th December. While she this down, you ask if she fell down from Heaven, because she's an angel. She says we're all angels now, jackass. She asks you for your cause of death. You think back to where you were when you woke up and recall lying on the floor by the stairs. Death interjects and says it was murder. Whaaaaat!? You ask who did it. Death says it was your flatmate. You try and pry for a reason, but Death admits he doesn't know why. Maybe that's something you can find out yourself.  The receptionist gives you 50 DEATH DOLLARS and your ROOM KEY. They are added to your INVENTORY. You've been fully inducted and now can freely explore the afterlife! You can buy clothes, get a job, Duel others and maybe even find out why you were killed. |
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Post by Radical Dude 42 on Jan 2, 2017 0:48:24 GMT
> Buy a red ethnic hat.
> Combine key and money.
> Look for jobs; specifically testing cereal.
> Look for a detective to help figure out why you were murdered.
(I hope these aren't too many commands.)
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telaxius
corpse party
I don't want to go onto the cart!
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Post by telaxius on Jan 2, 2017 0:52:57 GMT
> Examine key to get room number
> How many deaths are there anyway?
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Post by bitesizebird on Jan 2, 2017 11:43:39 GMT
> How many deaths are there anyway?  Death dons his hood and begins to leave. You ask him just how many Deaths are there? He says about a couple thousand. About 100 people die a minute on Earth alone, so it'd be impossible for one person to pick up everyone. That's why he's hiring at the moment, Death explains. If you need a job, Death needs an assistant to help bring people into the afterlife. As he leaves the building, he says to take care of yourself. Looks like you are on your own, for now. > Examine key to get room number  You open your INVENTORY and EXAMINE the ROOM KEY. There's a long string of digits imprinted on the neck of the key. You think it might take a while to find your room.  You combine 1 DEATH DOLLAR your ROOM KEY to make the MONEY KEY. You have no idea what this means.  You EXAMINE the KEY again. Looks like the number is still the same but now there's a DEATH DOLLAR sign in front of the number. |
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Post by bitesizebird on Jan 2, 2017 12:47:11 GMT
 Clearly, your first priority is to don your bare head with some fancy headgear.  You look down the street. A conveniently-placed clothes shop lies right next to the induction building you were just at.  You enter the clothes shop and are greeted by a friendly alien fellow. Your eyes are immediately fixated on the red ethnic hat lying on the shelf by the fedora. The alien asks if you are interested in that item. You say you'll buy it no matter the cost.  Thankfully, your reckless spending only costed you 5 DEATH DOLLARS. The ETHNIC HAT is added to your INVENTORY. With an equipable item in your inventory, the EQUIP command has been unlocked in your menu.  You immediately EQUIP the ETHNIC HAT. Your halo makes room for your new headgear. You can finally live up to your family name as FANCYHAT JONES. |
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Post by Sharkalien on Jan 2, 2017 14:46:42 GMT
>Ask the alien how much your MONEY KEY is worth
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Post by Pulsar on Jan 2, 2017 19:22:34 GMT
>Attempt to flirt with the storekeep until successful flirt happens
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Post by bitesizebird on Jan 3, 2017 16:18:03 GMT
>Ask the alien how much your MONEY KEY is worth  Sir, this is a clothes shop. Does this look like a pawn shop, to you? Maybe these aliens are agitated by stupidity. >Attempt to flirt with the storekeep until successful flirt happens  You decide to try your moves on the storekeep and compliment his weird antenna things. The alien becomes furious. He starts raving about how it is rude to talk about antennas on his planet. You try complimenting his lovely pink shirt instead. The comment only makes him more agitated. You keep trying for a successful flirt, but no luck. The storekeep explodes with anger and challenges you to a Duel!  Duel Start!  What will you do? |
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Post by Sharkalien on Jan 4, 2017 0:52:03 GMT
>Inflict
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telaxius
corpse party
I don't want to go onto the cart!
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Post by telaxius on Jan 4, 2017 0:58:14 GMT
> Deny the challenge and walk out to your room.
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Post by Pulsar on Jan 4, 2017 1:22:59 GMT
>Inspect
Y'know what? We're already in too deep. >Flirt-Inflict that dead green alien until he blows himself up from raging so hard.
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Post by Random Encounter on Jan 5, 2017 21:30:27 GMT
>apologise, and be especially British about it.
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Post by eerr on Jan 5, 2017 22:09:56 GMT
>Attempt to change the duel into a schmooze.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 6, 2017 1:47:50 GMT
>see what's in inventory
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Post by Zephyr Nepres on Jan 6, 2017 2:56:35 GMT
> Inventory
> Grab money key
> Equip money key as weapon
> Inspect
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Post by bitesizebird on Jan 6, 2017 14:07:46 GMT
> Deny the challenge and walk out to your room.  Can't escape. Clothes storekeep:
Easily prone to aggravation.
Like you didn't know that already.  You check your INVENTORY. The ETHNIC HAT no longer takes up an inventory slot as long as it is equipped. > Equip money key as weapon  You equip the MONEY KEY.  You tackle the storekeep with your MONEY KEY, dealing 5 POINTS of damage!  The MONEY KEY'S SPECIAL ABILITY activates! The key steals 10 DEATH DOLLARS from the alien and adds it to your INVENTORY. >Attempt to change the duel into a schmooze.  Hey man. Your money ain't be the only thing I'll be stealing.  The alien starts freaking out at, not only your terrible pick-up line, but your appalling use of grammar too. >apologise, and be especially British about it.  Looks like his INSANITY LEVEL is far too high to listen to reason. >Inspect
Y'know what? We're already in too deep. >Flirt-Inflict that dead green alien until he blows himself up from raging so hard. You seductively wiggle your eyebrows even more to sway the storekeep.  The alien's INSANITY LEVEL maxes out!   You win the Duel! You have two options: Slay your opponent and take all of their loot, or they can join your party. |
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Post by wheals on Jan 6, 2017 15:42:40 GMT
> Turn your request for him to join your party into another sleazy flirt.
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Post by Random Encounter on Jan 6, 2017 16:49:03 GMT
>join party, best friend
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