stilish and resent suburb rolepaly: 6 / 8 not full yet

i love it

absolutely beuteraful

name: Sweeti Hart

age: 7 sweps

speceis: trol

blod: blak (liek hur sool))

appaerance: she has, liek, RLLY PRETTI HEIR, and she dreses in RENBOWZ becuz shez dat fookin cewl, but shez alsu PUNK AS SHIET,

other stuf: she hatze evrithing but EVRITHIN IS ALSU KOOL! alzo she tawlkz in RENBOWZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

god teir: princees ov cool

Wait i'm not sure, is this legit or a joke?

By legit I mean, like a serious style Sburb RP, or a Joke like a Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff style Sburb RP?

I see. Lemme join in then.

Lemme have a spared troll:


Name: Langdo Gamdos
Species: Troll (Citrine Blood)
Age: Six and a Half Sweeps
Appearance: He has constantly half closed, sleepy eyes. His horns are basically lowercase rs in comic sans that are mirrored away from eachother to give an antler effect. His shirt has 2 yellow lowercase rs in comic sans on it, mirrored away from eachother and put back to back.
Chumhandle: rectifiedReaction (corrupted to readigRaenboe)
Typing quirk: CAPITALIZE eveRy OTHEr woRd, inveRting CASE foR THE letteR r.
Godtier: Mage of Space (Celven isn't a troll, so space is an open aspect)
Other: He talks in winding, passive agressive monologues with relatively complex vocab when set off. For some unknown reason, he just really, really hates tops.
Land: either Land of Memes and Frogs [LOMAF] or Land of Frogs and .JPEGs [LOFAJ]

Strife Specibi: mechanicalbankkind(replacing fistkind), topkind (he allocates this accidentally)
Made him up on the spot, so w/e.
seems the best way to make troll names is to slam your hands on the keyboard until something good pops up.
EDIT: why not provide an intro?

Ah, yes. You just now remembered that you are, in fact, LANGDO GAMDOS. Your room, at first glance, looks like an unsalvageable disarray of pointless junk, but it actually is an ORGANIZED MESS OF EXTREMELY VALUABLE SENTIMENTAL ITEMS.  You have actually associated any item of interest (Which is, of course, all items) with a specific location, so you know these piles like the back of your hand. Your friends call you a COMPULSIVE HOARDER, but you prefer the term NICHE COLLECTOR. But, as of lately, all your precious artifacts have become... well, artifacted.
 Not a single one of your cherished collectibles were spared, not even your VAST COLLECTION OF VINTAGE CAST-IRON MECHANICAL BANKS! You aren't really sure when this happened, but you're starting to feel heavily concerned, if not nerve-wracked.
What will you do?

EDIT: i got bored, so here's a visual.

I mean, someone's gotta be the straight man to this mess.

Aw jeez, i hope so. I mean, its been in the making since january, might as well see it through my dude. Maybe update the title? Some people lurk these boards waiting for one slot left so they have little to no waiting time.